Zindagi mein khush rehne ke liye sirf teen cheezon ki zaroorat hoti hai ... achcha khana, achchi gaadiyan aur achchi ladkiyan

If I slept with you, you also slept with me

Tu toh bewakoof haiga ... chutiya toh aadmi shaadi ke baad hi hove hai

Har kahani ka happy ending ho sakta hai ... agar sahi waqt par end kardo toh

Dard agar insaan ke apne daire mein rahe toh saha ja sakta hai ... magar joh dard doosron ka dard ban jaye ... usse apno mein baant lena hi behtar hota hai

Pyar picturon mein hi achcha lagta hai ... extra baatein edit kar dete hai

Pyar ki bhasha toh achche achche patthar dilon ko phigla deti hai

Mohabbat bahut chota lafz hai ... meri jaan band hai tum mein

Jab rishta zindagi mein aata hai ... toh saath aankhon mein aasoon aur dil mein dard lekar aata hai

Aapki har baat paison se shuru hoti hai ... aur paison par khatam hoti hai

Kal kisi ne nahi dekha hai ... aur kya pata kal aaye ya nahi aaye ... aur main apna har kal aaj mein badal doonga

Sachchai recipes ki tarah hoti hai ... kuch batane mein mazaa hai, kuch chupane mein

Kabhi kabhi hamari marzi ... Allah ki marzi nahi hoti

Teri mitti jazbaat se judi hai aur meri akkal pani se ... tu jaan de sakta hai, main jaan le sakta hoon

Note ka malik ban'ne ke liye usse kamana padta hai

Wohi meri duniya, wohi meri puja ... uske sivah nahi aur koi duja

Film ho ya haqeeqat ... jab ladkiyo ko bachana hota hai ... toh hero hi aata hai

Inspector saab kanoon aur farz ke rakhwaale baad mein banna ... pehle dil ke rakhwaale bano

Tumse milne se pehle maine sirf apne aap se pyar kiya hai ... aur tumse milne ke baad maine sirf pyar kiya hai

I keel dead peepal!