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# 1121

Doosron ki naukri aur apni akal sabko achchi lagti hai

Everyone likes others jobs and their own brains

Gabbar Is Back

Unknown

Job & Career•Comedy
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# 1122

Jahan chanda hoga wahan chakori hogi ... jahan thali hogi wahan katori hogi ... aur jahan tu hoga wahan main hongi

Where there is moon there will be a bird ... where there is a plate there will be a bowl ... and where you're there, I'll be there

One 2 Ka 4

Juhi Chawla

Comedy•Animals & Birds
28
# 1123

Pizza ke tukde hote hai toh pet bharta hai ... aur jab pyar ke tukde hote hai toh aashiq marta hai

When a pizza is broken into slices then the stomach fills up ... and when love is broken into pieces then the lover dies

Maine Pyaar Kyun Kiya

Rajpal Yadav

Food & Drinks•Comedy•Shayari
Play Video
28
# 1124

Aaise aaise surpises diye hai ... samne waale ne agle saal se birthday manana hi bandh kar diya

We have given such surprises ... that the people receiving them have stopped celebrating their birthdays from the following year

Kill Dil

Ranveer Singh

Birthday•Comedy
Play Video
28
# 1125

Horror shows, horror novels kabhi mat padna ... dimaag ke khaate mein haddiyon ka dhancha nazar aata hai

Don't watch horror shows and read horror novels ... because your brain then looks like a frame of bones

Dushman Duniya Ka

Johnny Lever

Horror•Comedy
28
# 1126

Humko toh aata hai dil lagana ... bas nahi aata hai door bhagana

I know how to fall in love ... the only thing I don't know is how to push them away

Dil Maange More

Gulshan Grover

Comedy•Romance
28
# 1127

Jab do haathon se taali baj rahi ho, toh beech mein mooh nahi gusedhte bachche ... ungliyan chap sakti hai gaalon pe

When someone is clapping with two hands, then you should not push your face in between ... the impression of fingers will get drawn on your cheeks

Besharam

Javed Jaffrey

Comedy
28
# 1128

Jis aandhi toofan mein logon ke aashiyane udh jaate hai ... us mein hum chaddi aur banyan sukhate hai

The storms in which people lose their beautiful homes ... in those we dry our undergarments

Rascals

Ajay Devgan

Shayari•Clothes & Shoes•Comedy
28
# 1129

Kutte ki dumm aur mard ki akal ... kabhi seedhi nahi ho sakti

A dog's tail and a man's mind ... can never be straight

Phas Gaye Re Obama

Neha Dhupia

Animals & Birds•Men•Comedy
28
# 1130

Suhaagraat mein baraati nahi aate

The wedding guests do not stay for the nuptial night

Yeh Lamhe Judaai Ke

Shahrukh Khan

Marriage & Wedding•Adult•Comedy
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28
# 1131

Tere har question ka agar dunga jawaab ... toh samajh le teri zindagi ho jayegi kharab

If I answer all your questions ... then understand that your life will become a waste

Jawani Diwani

Mahesh Manjrekar

Shayari•Life•Comedy
28
# 1132

Pyar umar nahi ... kamar dekhta hai

Love doesn't look at the age ... it looks at the waist

Policegiri

Sanjay Dutt

Romance•Comedy
28
# 1133

Meri girlfriend ke saath tu saiyaan banke, naiya ke upar, chaiyya chaiyya kare ... aur main UP ka bhaiya banke wahan kinare pe se haath hilaon

You want to be my girlfriends partner and dance with her on a boat ... and you want me to behave like a man from Uttar Pradesh (UP) and wave at you from the shore

Partner

Govinda

Comedy
Play Video
28
# 1134

Thodi tondh honi chahiye ... sukhi aadmi ki nishani hai

One should have a little bit of belly ... it is the sign of a happy man

Main Hoon Na

Kiron Kher

Men•Happiness•Comedy
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# 1135

Yahan par koi halka nahi mootta

No one pees here lightly

Zila Ghaziabad

Ravi Kishan

Adult•Comedy
28
# 1136

Chai, cigarette, cheroot, beedi, paan, zarda, tambaku, brandy, whiskey yah rum ... in sab cheezo ke paale hi nahi maine gham

Tea, cigarette, cigar, beedi, betel leaf, snuff, tobacco, brandy, whiskey or rum ... I have stayed away from all these

Saajan Chale Sasural

Govinda

Food & Drinks•Comedy
28
# 1137

Yeh toh aapne lakh rupaiye ki baat kahi haan

The point you have said is worth one lakh Rupees

Mohra

Harish Patel

Comedy•Money
28
# 1138

Abhe kum akal ki chai ki patti

Hey you tea powder of a soft headed mind

Awara Paagal Deewana

Johnny Lever

Rowdyism•Comedy•Food & Drinks
28
# 1139

Main woh bala hoon, joh tum sabko kaccha chaba jaon ... aur dhakaar bhi na loon

I am a person, who can chew you guys raw ... without taking a burp

Andaz Apna Apna

Aamir Khan

Comedy
Play Video
28
# 1140

Apun ke bheje mein saala chemical locha hai

Bloody, I have chemical turmoil in my brain

Lage Raho Munna Bhai

Sanjay Dutt

Rowdyism•Comedy
28
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