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# 1121
Rishvat nariyal jaisa ho gaya hai ... har kaam se pehle dono ka chaddava zaroori hai
Bribery has become like a coconut ... it's become important to offer them both before any work

Gabbar Is Back

Akshay Kumar

Money•Food & Drinks•Comedy
28
# 1122
Doosron ki naukri aur apni akal sabko achchi lagti hai
Everyone likes others jobs and their own brains

Gabbar Is Back

Unknown

Job & Career•Comedy
28
# 1123
Jahan chanda hoga wahan chakori hogi ... jahan thali hogi wahan katori hogi ... aur jahan tu hoga wahan main hongi
Where there is moon there will be a bird ... where there is a plate there will be a bowl ... and where you're there, I'll be there

One 2 Ka 4

Juhi Chawla

Comedy•Animals & Birds
28
# 1124
Pizza ke tukde hote hai toh pet bharta hai ... aur jab pyar ke tukde hote hai toh aashiq marta hai
When a pizza is broken into slices then the stomach fills up ... and when love is broken into pieces then the lover dies

Maine Pyaar Kyun Kiya

Rajpal Yadav

Food & Drinks•Comedy•Shayari
Play Video
28
# 1125
Aaise aaise surpises diye hai ... samne waale ne agle saal se birthday manana hi bandh kar diya
We have given such surprises ... that the people receiving them have stopped celebrating their birthdays from the following year

Kill Dil

Ranveer Singh

Birthday•Comedy
Play Video
28
# 1126
Horror shows, horror novels kabhi mat padna ... dimaag ke khaate mein haddiyon ka dhancha nazar aata hai
Don't watch horror shows and read horror novels ... because your brain then looks like a frame of bones

Dushman Duniya Ka

Johnny Lever

Horror•Comedy
28
# 1127
Humko toh aata hai dil lagana ... bas nahi aata hai door bhagana
I know how to fall in love ... the only thing I don't know is how to push them away

Dil Maange More

Gulshan Grover

Comedy•Romance
28
# 1128
Jab do haathon se taali baj rahi ho, toh beech mein mooh nahi gusedhte bachche ... ungliyan chap sakti hai gaalon pe
When someone is clapping with two hands, then you should not push your face in between ... the impression of fingers will get drawn on your cheeks

Besharam

Javed Jaffrey

Comedy
28
# 1129
Kutte ka naam Masakali rakh dene se ... woh kutta kabutar nahi ho jaata
By naming a dog Masakali ... that dog doesn't become a pigeon

Golmaal 3

Kunal Khemu

Animals & Birds•Comedy
28
# 1130
You really hate me na? ... and i love that
You really hate me right? ... and i love that

Cocktail

Saif Ali Khan

Comedy
28
# 1131
Jis aandhi toofan mein logon ke aashiyane udh jaate hai ... us mein hum chaddi aur banyan sukhate hai
The storms in which people lose their beautiful homes ... in those we dry our undergarments

Rascals

Ajay Devgan

Shayari•Clothes & Shoes•Comedy
28
# 1132
Kutte ki dumm aur mard ki akal ... kabhi seedhi nahi ho sakti
A dog's tail and a man's mind ... can never be straight

Phas Gaye Re Obama

Neha Dhupia

Animals & Birds•Men•Comedy
28
# 1133
Suhaagraat mein baraati nahi aate
The wedding guests do not stay for the nuptial night

Yeh Lamhe Judaai Ke

Shahrukh Khan

Marriage & Wedding•Adult•Comedy
Play Video
28
# 1134
Tere har question ka agar dunga jawaab ... toh samajh le teri zindagi ho jayegi kharab
If I answer all your questions ... then understand that your life will become a waste

Jawani Diwani

Mahesh Manjrekar

Shayari•Life•Comedy
28
# 1135
Pyar umar nahi ... kamar dekhta hai
Love doesn't look at the age ... it looks at the waist

Policegiri

Sanjay Dutt

Romance•Comedy
28
# 1136
Meri girlfriend ke saath tu saiyaan banke, naiya ke upar, chaiyya chaiyya kare ... aur main UP ka bhaiya banke wahan kinare pe se haath hilaon
You want to be my girlfriends partner and dance with her on a boat ... and you want me to behave like a man from Uttar Pradesh (UP) and wave at you from the shore

Partner

Govinda

Comedy
Play Video
28
# 1137
Thodi tondh honi chahiye ... sukhi aadmi ki nishani hai
One should have a little bit of belly ... it is the sign of a happy man

Main Hoon Na

Kiron Kher

Men•Happiness•Comedy
28
# 1138
Yahan par koi halka nahi mootta
No one pees here lightly

Zila Ghaziabad

Ravi Kishan

Adult•Comedy
28
# 1139
Chai, cigarette, cheroot, beedi, paan, zarda, tambaku, brandy, whiskey yah rum ... in sab cheezo ke paale hi nahi maine gham
Tea, cigarette, cigar, beedi, betel leaf, snuff, tobacco, brandy, whiskey or rum ... I have stayed away from all these

Saajan Chale Sasural

Govinda

Food & Drinks•Comedy
28
# 1140
Yeh toh aapne lakh rupaiye ki baat kahi haan
The point you have said is worth one lakh Rupees

Mohra

Harish Patel

Comedy•Money
28
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