Rishvat nariyal jaisa ho gaya hai ... har kaam se pehle dono ka chaddava zaroori hai

Doosron ki naukri aur apni akal sabko achchi lagti hai

Jahan chanda hoga wahan chakori hogi ... jahan thali hogi wahan katori hogi ... aur jahan tu hoga wahan main hongi

Pizza ke tukde hote hai toh pet bharta hai ... aur jab pyar ke tukde hote hai toh aashiq marta hai

Aaise aaise surpises diye hai ... samne waale ne agle saal se birthday manana hi bandh kar diya

Horror shows, horror novels kabhi mat padna ... dimaag ke khaate mein haddiyon ka dhancha nazar aata hai

Humko toh aata hai dil lagana ... bas nahi aata hai door bhagana

Jab do haathon se taali baj rahi ho, toh beech mein mooh nahi gusedhte bachche ... ungliyan chap sakti hai gaalon pe

Kutte ka naam Masakali rakh dene se ... woh kutta kabutar nahi ho jaata

You really hate me na? ... and i love that

Jis aandhi toofan mein logon ke aashiyane udh jaate hai ... us mein hum chaddi aur banyan sukhate hai

Kutte ki dumm aur mard ki akal ... kabhi seedhi nahi ho sakti

Suhaagraat mein baraati nahi aate

Tere har question ka agar dunga jawaab ... toh samajh le teri zindagi ho jayegi kharab

Pyar umar nahi ... kamar dekhta hai

Meri girlfriend ke saath tu saiyaan banke, naiya ke upar, chaiyya chaiyya kare ... aur main UP ka bhaiya banke wahan kinare pe se haath hilaon

Thodi tondh honi chahiye ... sukhi aadmi ki nishani hai

Yahan par koi halka nahi mootta

Chai, cigarette, cheroot, beedi, paan, zarda, tambaku, brandy, whiskey yah rum ... in sab cheezo ke paale hi nahi maine gham

Yeh toh aapne lakh rupaiye ki baat kahi haan