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# 1121

Is duniya mein aaye ho toh kuch aisa kar jao kadardan ... gali, kooche se aawaaz aaye, abba jaan abba jaan abba jaan


Since you have come in this world then do something that ... sounds calling you Dad come from every street and corner

# 1122

Ladkiyan shikaar hoti hai ... yaar nahi


Girls are prey ... not friends

# 1123

Kahani ke andhar ki kahani abhi baki hai mere dost


The story inside the story is not yet over my friend

# 1124

Gaadiya videshi look mein achchi lagti hai ... aur foreigners hamesha Indian sanskar mein achche lagte hai


Cars look good with foreign looks ... and foreigners always look good with Indian cultures

# 1125

Sati Savitri ke door ke rishtey ki cousin


Hey you distant cousin of a honest lady

# 1126

Kuch paane ke liye kuch khona padta hai ... aur joh nahi bhi ho, woh bhi hona padta hai


To get something you have to lose something ... and you have to become someone, that you are not

# 1127

Pehle payment phir enjoyment


Pay first and then enjoy

# 1128

Hamare haathon arrest hone waale ... bail nahi maangte


Those who get arrested by me ... don't ask for bail

# 1129

Jahan loyalty ki baat uthti hai ... wahan yeh royalty ko bhi nahi chhodte


When it comes to loyalty ... there also he doesn't leave royalty

# 1130

Giraftaar hone ki aadat mujhe bilkul nahi hai


I don't have the habit of getting arrested

# 1131

Pyas ab pani ho jaye, katra katra ghulab ho jaye .... tum apne haathon se joh pila do mujhko, toh mineral water bhi sharab ho jaye


The thirst may now become water, every drop may now become a rose ... and if you make me drink from your hands, then even mineral water will become alcohol

# 1132

Pehle shaurat, baad mein aurat


First money, and then honey

# 1133

Shakal dekh kar bande ka sperm pehchaan jaata hoon


I can recognize the sperm of a person by looking at his face

# 1134

Tere bina kisi cheez mein mauj nahi ... na ladkiyan taadne mein, na chai mein, na chowmein mein


There is no fun in anything without you ... neither in staring at girls, neither in tea, neither in chow mein

# 1135

Tumhari shaadi usse nahin hogi jise tum prem karti ho ... tumhari shaadi usse hogi jise main prem karta hoon


You will not get married to the person you love ... you will get married to the person I love

# 1136

Draupadi teri akele ki nahi hai ... hum sab shareholder hai


Draupadi is just not yours ... we are all shareholders

# 1137

Main acha hoon toh acha hoon ... aur bura hoon toh aur bhi acha hoon


If I'm good then I'm good ... but if I'm bad then I'm even better

# 1138

Dard hai ghutne mein toh takleef hai uthne mein


It's hard for me to stand up since I have pain in my knees

# 1139

(Pyar se dekho) ... Arre hamari g**nd phatti huyi hai, kahan se layenge pyar


(Look at her with love) ... Bloody I'm scared like hell, from where will I bring love

# 1140

Subah subah jab koi bole mujhe apna bana lo ... toh samajh jao ki waqt aa gaya hai ki Godrej hair dye kholo, gholo aur laga lo


In the morning when someone says to make them your dear one ... then understand that the time has come to open Godrej hair dye, mix it and apply it

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