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# 1081

Heart attack se mard marte hai ... kyun ki hamare pass dil hota hai

Men die of a heart attack ... because they have a heart

Bbuddah Hoga Terra Baap

Amitabh Bachchan

Men•Comedy
30
# 1082

Don't horny me!

Don't horny me!

Grand Masti

Suresh Menon

Adult•Comedy
30
# 1083

Ghar waala ghar nahi ... hum mein kisi ka darr nahi

The owner is not in the house ... hence we are not scared of anyone

LOC Kargil

Mukesh Tiwari

House•Comedy
30
# 1084

Face hai bhola ... andar se bomb ka gola ... dil mein dhamaka kar gayi yaar

She has a cute face ... but from inside she is a bomb ... my friend, she did a blast inside my heart

Singh Is Kinng

Akshay Kumar

Comedy•Romance
30
# 1085

Panga na le faltu ... aayi bala ko taal tu

Don't take unnecessary trouble ... let the bad omen pass by

Crook

Emraan Hashmi

Comedy
30
# 1086

Ek baar agar mera dimaag garam ho gaya na ... toh thanda bhi fatafat ho jaata hai

If once my mind gets hot ... then it gets cold also very fast

Awara Paagal Deewana

Paresh Rawal

Comedy
30
# 1087

Risk toh Spiderman ko bhi lena padta hai ... main toh phir bhi salesman hoon

Even Spiderman has to take risk ... I am only a salesman

Rocket Singh: Salesman Of The Year

Ranbir Kapoor

Job & Career•Comedy
30
# 1088

Jinke ghar sheeshe ke hote hain ... woh batti bujhakar kapde badalte hain

Those who have glass houses ... they change their clothes after turning off the lights

Prem Chopra

House•Clothes & Shoes•Comedy
30
# 1089

Roz nau baje Bachchan sahab TV pe aakar chilate the ... ki Kaun Banega Crorepati, Kaun Banega Crorepati ... tab main samjha ki crorepati banane ke liye ... sabe pehle "Con" banana zaroori hai

Everyday at 9 o'clock Bachchan Sir came and shouted on TV ... that Who Wants To Be A Millionaire, Who Wants To Be A Millionaire ... then I understood, that to become a Millionaire ... you have to be a "Conman" first

Double Dhamaal

Sanjay Dutt

Comedy
Play Video
30
# 1090

Pata hai stupidity ki height kya hai ... ek kangi ke liye ladte huye do ganje

Do you know what's the height of stupidity ... two bald people fighting for a comb

Marjaavaan

Ritesh Deshmukh

Comedy
29
# 1091

(Pyar se dekho) ... Arre hamari g**nd phatti huyi hai, kahan se layenge pyar

(Look at her with love) ... Bloody I'm scared like hell, from where will I bring love

Stree

Rajkummar Rao

Adult•Comedy
Play Video
29
# 1092

Laxmi ji ki kripa se paisa toh itna hai ki Dhanteras pe aap hi ki dukaan khareed ke aap hi ko gift karde

By the grace of Goddess Laxmi I have so much money that, I can buy your shop on the festival of Dhanteras and gift it to you itself

Bareilly Ki Barfi

Rajkummar Rao

Money•Festival•Comedy
29
# 1093

Galati toh hui thi mujhse ... par galati manne ki ek aur galati karne ka mood nahi tha

I had done a mistake ... but I was not in a mood to do another mistake but accepting by mistake

Azhar

Emraan Hashmi

Comedy
29
# 1094

Sikka hila toh pass!

You pass if the coin moves!

Mastizaade

Sunny Leone

Money•Comedy•Adult
29
# 1095

Yeh kahan le aaye kaptan ... nazar aata nahi koi makan ... sirf kabristan kabristan

Where did you bring me captain ... I don't see any house here ... it's only a graveyard

Bond 303

Deven Verma

Horror•House•Comedy
29
# 1096

Aaj mile hai saare friends old old ... sab milke khao zarda "Gopal Gold"

Today all old friends have met ... everyone eat together "Gopal Gold" tobacco

Koyla

Ashok Saraf

Friendship•Comedy
29
# 1097

Ladki khoobsurat ho aur Scooty par ho toh pyar ho jaata hai ... aur jab ladki badsurat ho aur Mercedes mein ho toh pyar jhak marke karna hi padta hai

If the girl is beautiful and on a Scooty (moped) then you'll fall in love ... and if the girl is ugly and in a Mercedes then you'll have to fall in love

Lucky Kabootar

Sanjay Mishra

Transportation•Comedy•Romance
29
# 1098

Achcha hua sanam hum bewafaa nikle ... wafaadar toh kutte hote hai

It's good that I turned out to be unfaithful ... since dogs are the ones that are faithful

Plan

Mahesh Manjrekar

Animals & Birds•Comedy
29
# 1099

Nail polish kisi bhi time lagana ... har ladki ka birthright hota hai

Applying nail polish at any time ... is the birthright of every girl

Mary Kom

Priyanka Chopra

Women•Time•Comedy
29
# 1100

Jab yeh haath kisi par desi tarike se padta hai na ... toh aadmi gendh ki tarah boundary se nahi ... stadium se bahar chala jaata hai

When this hand falls on someone in the Indian style ... then that person flies like a ball not only behind the boundary ... but also out of the stadium

Singh Saab The Great

Sunny Deol

Action•Sports & Games•Comedy
29
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