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# 1081
Is duniya mein zinda rehne ke liye ... bhigda hua hona bahut zaroori hai
To stay alive in this world ... it is very important to be naughty

Agneepath (1990)

Amitabh Bachchan

Comedy
30
# 1082
Heart attack se mard marte hai ... kyun ki hamare pass dil hota hai
Men die of a heart attack ... because they have a heart

Bbuddah Hoga Terra Baap

Amitabh Bachchan

Men•Comedy
30
# 1083
Don't horny me!
Don't horny me!

Grand Masti

Suresh Menon

Adult•Comedy
30
# 1084
Ghar waala ghar nahi ... hum mein kisi ka darr nahi
The owner is not in the house ... hence we are not scared of anyone

LOC Kargil

Mukesh Tiwari

House•Comedy
30
# 1085
Face hai bhola ... andar se bomb ka gola ... dil mein dhamaka kar gayi yaar
She has a cute face ... but from inside she is a bomb ... my friend, she did a blast inside my heart

Singh Is Kinng

Akshay Kumar

Comedy•Romance
30
# 1086
Panga na le faltu ... aayi bala ko taal tu
Don't take unnecessary trouble ... let the bad omen pass by

Crook

Emraan Hashmi

Comedy
30
# 1087
Ek baar agar mera dimaag garam ho gaya na ... toh thanda bhi fatafat ho jaata hai
If once my mind gets hot ... then it gets cold also very fast

Awara Paagal Deewana

Paresh Rawal

Comedy
30
# 1088
Risk toh Spiderman ko bhi lena padta hai ... main toh phir bhi salesman hoon
Even Spiderman has to take risk ... I am only a salesman

Rocket Singh: Salesman Of The Year

Ranbir Kapoor

Job & Career•Comedy
30
# 1089
Jinke ghar sheeshe ke hote hain ... woh batti bujhakar kapde badalte hain
Those who have glass houses ... they change their clothes after turning off the lights

Prem Chopra

House•Clothes & Shoes•Comedy
30
# 1090
Roz nau baje Bachchan sahab TV pe aakar chilate the ... ki Kaun Banega Crorepati, Kaun Banega Crorepati ... tab main samjha ki crorepati banane ke liye ... sabe pehle "Con" banana zaroori hai
Everyday at 9 o'clock Bachchan Sir came and shouted on TV ... that Who Wants To Be A Millionaire, Who Wants To Be A Millionaire ... then I understood, that to become a Millionaire ... you have to be a "Conman" first

Double Dhamaal

Sanjay Dutt

Comedy
Play Video
30
# 1091
Pata hai stupidity ki height kya hai ... ek kangi ke liye ladte huye do ganje
Do you know what's the height of stupidity ... two bald people fighting for a comb

Marjaavaan

Ritesh Deshmukh

Comedy
29
# 1092
(Pyar se dekho) ... Arre hamari g**nd phatti huyi hai, kahan se layenge pyar
(Look at her with love) ... Bloody I'm scared like hell, from where will I bring love

Stree

Rajkummar Rao

Adult•Comedy
Play Video
29
# 1093
Laxmi ji ki kripa se paisa toh itna hai ki Dhanteras pe aap hi ki dukaan khareed ke aap hi ko gift karde
By the grace of Goddess Laxmi I have so much money that, I can buy your shop on the festival of Dhanteras and gift it to you itself

Bareilly Ki Barfi

Rajkummar Rao

Money•Festival•Comedy
29
# 1094
Insaan ko hamesha seedha hi hona chahiye ... ooltah toh Tarak Mehta ka chashmah bhi hai
A person should always be straight ... since even Tarak Mehta's spectacles are upside down

Housefull 3

Boman Irani

Comedy
29
# 1095
Galati toh hui thi mujhse ... par galati manne ki ek aur galati karne ka mood nahi tha
I had done a mistake ... but I was not in a mood to do another mistake but accepting by mistake

Azhar

Emraan Hashmi

Comedy
29
# 1096
Sikka hila toh pass!
You pass if the coin moves!

Mastizaade

Sunny Leone

Money•Comedy•Adult
29
# 1097
Yeh kahan le aaye kaptan ... nazar aata nahi koi makan ... sirf kabristan kabristan
Where did you bring me captain ... I don't see any house here ... it's only a graveyard

Bond 303

Deven Verma

Horror•House•Comedy
29
# 1098
Aaj mile hai saare friends old old ... sab milke khao zarda "Gopal Gold"
Today all old friends have met ... everyone eat together "Gopal Gold" tobacco

Koyla

Ashok Saraf

Friendship•Comedy
29
# 1099
Ladki khoobsurat ho aur Scooty par ho toh pyar ho jaata hai ... aur jab ladki badsurat ho aur Mercedes mein ho toh pyar jhak marke karna hi padta hai
If the girl is beautiful and on a Scooty (moped) then you'll fall in love ... and if the girl is ugly and in a Mercedes then you'll have to fall in love

Lucky Kabootar

Sanjay Mishra

Transportation•Comedy•Romance
29
# 1100
Achcha hua sanam hum bewafaa nikle ... wafaadar toh kutte hote hai
It's good that I turned out to be unfaithful ... since dogs are the ones that are faithful

Plan

Mahesh Manjrekar

Animals & Birds•Comedy
29
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