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# 1081

Heart attack se mard marte hai ... kyun ki hamare pass dil hota hai


Men die of a heart attack ... because they have a heart

# 1082

Don't horny me!


Don't horny me!

# 1083

Ghar waala ghar nahi ... hum mein kisi ka darr nahi


The owner is not in the house ... hence we are not scared of anyone

# 1084

Face hai bhola ... andar se bomb ka gola ... dil mein dhamaka kar gayi yaar


She has a cute face ... but from inside she is a bomb ... my friend, she did a blast inside my heart

# 1085

Panga na le faltu ... aayi bala ko taal tu


Don't take unnecessary trouble ... let the bad omen pass by

# 1086

Ek baar agar mera dimaag garam ho gaya na ... toh thanda bhi fatafat ho jaata hai


If once my mind gets hot ... then it gets cold also very fast

# 1087

Risk toh Spiderman ko bhi lena padta hai ... main toh phir bhi salesman hoon


Even Spiderman has to take risk ... I am only a salesman

# 1088

Jinke ghar sheeshe ke hote hain ... woh batti bujhakar kapde badalte hain


Those who have glass houses ... they change their clothes after turning off the lights

# 1089

Roz nau baje Bachchan sahab TV pe aakar chilate the ... ki Kaun Banega Crorepati, Kaun Banega Crorepati ... tab main samjha ki crorepati banane ke liye ... sabe pehle "Con" banana zaroori hai


Everyday at 9 o'clock Bachchan Sir came and shouted on TV ... that Who Wants To Be A Millionaire, Who Wants To Be A Millionaire ... then I understood, that to become a Millionaire ... you have to be a "Conman" first

# 1090

Pata hai stupidity ki height kya hai ... ek kangi ke liye ladte huye do ganje


Do you know what's the height of stupidity ... two bald people fighting for a comb

# 1091

(Pyar se dekho) ... Arre hamari g**nd phatti huyi hai, kahan se layenge pyar


(Look at her with love) ... Bloody I'm scared like hell, from where will I bring love

# 1092

Laxmi ji ki kripa se paisa toh itna hai ki Dhanteras pe aap hi ki dukaan khareed ke aap hi ko gift karde


By the grace of Goddess Laxmi I have so much money that, I can buy your shop on the festival of Dhanteras and gift it to you itself

# 1093

Galati toh hui thi mujhse ... par galati manne ki ek aur galati karne ka mood nahi tha


I had done a mistake ... but I was not in a mood to do another mistake but accepting by mistake

# 1094

Sikka hila toh pass!


You pass if the coin moves!

# 1095

Yeh kahan le aaye kaptan ... nazar aata nahi koi makan ... sirf kabristan kabristan


Where did you bring me captain ... I don't see any house here ... it's only a graveyard

# 1096

Aaj mile hai saare friends old old ... sab milke khao zarda "Gopal Gold"


Today all old friends have met ... everyone eat together "Gopal Gold" tobacco

# 1097

Ladki khoobsurat ho aur Scooty par ho toh pyar ho jaata hai ... aur jab ladki badsurat ho aur Mercedes mein ho toh pyar jhak marke karna hi padta hai


If the girl is beautiful and on a Scooty (moped) then you'll fall in love ... and if the girl is ugly and in a Mercedes then you'll have to fall in love

# 1098

Achcha hua sanam hum bewafaa nikle ... wafaadar toh kutte hote hai


It's good that I turned out to be unfaithful ... since dogs are the ones that are faithful

# 1099

Nail polish kisi bhi time lagana ... har ladki ka birthright hota hai


Applying nail polish at any time ... is the birthright of every girl

# 1100

Jab yeh haath kisi par desi tarike se padta hai na ... toh aadmi gendh ki tarah boundary se nahi ... stadium se bahar chala jaata hai


When this hand falls on someone in the Indian style ... then that person flies like a ball not only behind the boundary ... but also out of the stadium

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