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# 1081

Tere mein sur Osama ka ho ... lekin mere mein power Obama ka hai

Your tone may be like Osama ... but my power is like Obama

Policegiri

Sanjay Dutt

Comedy
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# 1082

Yeh andhere mein hazaar volt ke jhatke kyun de rahi ho? ... mere dil mein na jaane kaise kaise bulb jal uthe

Why are you giving thousand volt shocks in the dark? ... I'm not sure what different kinds of bulbs are lighting up in my heart

Dulhe Raja

Govinda

Adult•Comedy
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# 1083

Pata hai stupidity ki height kya hai ... ek kangi ke liye ladte huye do ganje

Do you know what's the height of stupidity ... two bald people fighting for a comb

Marjaavaan

Ritesh Deshmukh

Comedy
27
# 1084

Ek baar aagad paachad sahi dikhe na ... toh ladka aagad paachad ghoomta rahega

If your front and back looks great ... then the boy will roam in front of you and behind you

Judwaa 2

Upasna Singh

Adult•Comedy
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# 1085

Aashiqon ne toh aashiqui ke liye Taj Mahal bana diya ... saala hum ek sandas na bana sake

Lovers have built the Taj Mahal for their love ... and I can't even build a single toilet

Toilet: Ek Prem Katha

Akshay Kumar

Comedy
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# 1086

Matlabi zindagi ki chaal keh lo ya Newton ka law of gravitational attraction ... life mein dhan-te-na toh hona hi tha

You can call it either the plan of cruel life or may be Newton's law of gravitational attraction ... my life was about to get screwed

Meri Pyaari Bindu

Ayushmann Khurrana

Comedy
27
# 1087

Tujhe samjhana jaise haathi ko chaddi pehnana hai

Explaining something to you is as tough as making an elephant wear an underwear

Rangoon

Shahid Kapoor

Comedy•Animals & Birds•Clothes & Shoes
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# 1088

Miya biwi ke romance ko censor board bhi nahi kaat sakta

Even the censor board cannot cut the romance between a husband and a wife

Faraar

Sanjeev Kumar

Husband & Wife•Romance•Comedy
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# 1089

Yeh Teja Teja kya hai ... yeh Teja Teja

What is this Teja Teja ... this Teja Teja

Andaz Apna Apna

Shakti Kapoor

Comedy
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# 1090

Abhe aye Zandu Balm ke dhakan

Hey you cap of Zandu Balm (ointment bottle)

Golmaal 3

Kareena Kapoor

Rowdyism•Comedy
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# 1091

You really hate me na? ... and i love that

You really hate me right? ... and i love that

Cocktail

Saif Ali Khan

Comedy
27
# 1092

Agar isko laga daala ... toh life jhingalala

If I am able to convince her ... then life will be great

Ready

Salman Khan

Life•Comedy
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# 1093

Kuch cheezein zaroorat se zyada ho jaye toh darr laga rehta hai ... khaas kar sex and money ... aur kuch logon ke paas dono hi cheezein zaroorat se zyada ho jaati hai

One becomes scared when they have a few things more than enough ... especially sex and money ... and some people have both these things more than enough

Chocolate

Irrfan Khan

Adult•Money•Comedy
27
# 1094

Tere har question ka agar dunga jawaab ... toh samajh le teri zindagi ho jayegi kharab

If I answer all your questions ... then understand that your life will become a waste

Jawani Diwani

Mahesh Manjrekar

Shayari•Life•Comedy
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# 1095

Heart attack se mard marte hai ... kyun ki hamare pass dil hota hai

Men die of a heart attack ... because they have a heart

Bbuddah Hoga Terra Baap

Amitabh Bachchan

Men•Comedy
27
# 1096

Don't horny me!

Don't horny me!

Grand Masti

Suresh Menon

Adult•Comedy
27
# 1097

Ghar waala ghar nahi ... hum mein kisi ka darr nahi

The owner is not in the house ... hence we are not scared of anyone

LOC Kargil

Mukesh Tiwari

House•Comedy
27
# 1098

Chai, cigarette, cheroot, beedi, paan, zarda, tambaku, brandy, whiskey yah rum ... in sab cheezo ke paale hi nahi maine gham

Tea, cigarette, cigar, beedi, betel leaf, snuff, tobacco, brandy, whiskey or rum ... I have stayed away from all these

Saajan Chale Sasural

Govinda

Food & Drinks•Comedy
27
# 1099

Panga na le faltu ... aayi bala ko taal tu

Don't take unnecessary trouble ... let the bad omen pass by

Crook

Emraan Hashmi

Comedy
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# 1100

Roz nau baje Bachchan sahab TV pe aakar chilate the ... ki Kaun Banega Crorepati, Kaun Banega Crorepati ... tab main samjha ki crorepati banane ke liye ... sabe pehle "Con" banana zaroori hai

Everyday at 9 o'clock Bachchan Sir came and shouted on TV ... that Who Wants To Be A Millionaire, Who Wants To Be A Millionaire ... then I understood, that to become a Millionaire ... you have to be a "Conman" first

Double Dhamaal

Sanjay Dutt

Comedy
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