Zindagi ka mazaa toh khatte mein hi hai

Upar ke yamraj ko hukum dena padta ki woh kisi ki zindagi ko maut mein badal de ... lekin zameen ka yeh yamraj kisi ke hukum ka intezar nahi karta ... woh khud maut ka faisla karta hai

Zindagi mein sabse badi khushi tab milti hai ... jab aapki country ka flag shaan se lehra raha hota hai

Hum jurm ki duniya ka colonel hoon

Humse aankhen milane wala ... bahut jaldi aankhen bandh kar deta hai

Iske tukde tukde karke poore gaon mein prasad ki tarah baant do

Sara chali gaye jaane de ... tujhe pyar chahiye kahin aur se aane de

Tune ek kadam bhi aage badhaya toh talwarein chal jayengi ... aur tere is saathi ki choti choti botiyan banke hawa mein bikhar jayengi

Bechkar imaan kamai daulat toh insaan kya ... namak khaya jis watan ka, ussi ka na hua toh Musalman kya

Dobara agar koi chaal chalne ki koshish ki toh main nahi bolunga ... meri AK47 bolegi

Aaj ke is kalyug mein ... tumhara bhagwan bhi is shaitan se darta hai

Sar jhukane ka anjaam ... sar katane se kitna bura hota hai

Kitna bhi bhaag lo ... gham, yaadein aur karza peecha nahi chhodte

Tumhare shareer ke pedh par ... jawani ka naya phool khil gaya

Apne dhande mein havas chalti hai ... ishq nahi chalta

By God, dil garden garden ho gaya!

Pyar se gale lag ja toh rani bana doonga ... nahi toh pani pani kar doonga

Kuch log baaton ki nahi laaton ki zabaan samajhte hai

Jab shaadi ko kuch saal ho jaate hai na ... toh usse chalane ke liye do ki nahi, teen ki zaroorat hoti hai

Hamari duniya mein pehla mauka hi aakhri mauka hota hai ... chahe jeene ka ho, chahe marne ka