Uska bank balance itna hai ki bank bhi balance nahi kar paata hai

Ladkiyon ko bangla chahiye ... kangla nahi

Character ho tum ... A1

Sikka hila toh pass!

Jab tum bata sakti ho ki main kya pehnu toh mera batana achanak se ... yeh equality, liberty, individuality, freedom, sovereignty ka issue kaise ban jaata hai

Problem yeh hai ki main chahta hoon meri life mein koi problem hi na ho ... lekin agar meri life mein koi problem na ho na ... toh yeh uski life ki sabse badi problem hai

Pizza ke tukde hote hai toh pet bharta hai ... aur jab pyar ke tukde hote hai toh aashiq marta hai

Pichla karza chukane ke liye hi toh agla karza maang raha hoon main

Kalakar banne ki chah ko bahar agar hai lana ... toh sheeshey ko thodi takleef dijiye aur dil ko ek bahana

Ravan bola main bada main bada main bada ... Navagraha mere singhasan ke neeche pada ... bakht bola tu kaika bada ... tu toh che mahina Bali ki kankh mein pada

Abhe shuttlecock ke chitre

Jis aandhi toofan mein logon ke aashiyane udh jaate hai ... us mein hum chaddi aur banyan sukhate hai

Pyar umar nahi ... kamar dekhta hai

Khudi ko kar buland itna, ki tu Himalaya pe ja pahunche ... aur Khuda khud tujhse yeh pooche, abhe laikhat utrega kaise?

Bhangi nakhu, todi nakhu, bhukko kari nakhu

Maan na maan ... no mehmaan

Yam hai hum ... hum hai Yam!

Agar kisi ladke ko film dekhni hai toh sirf ladki ke saath dekhni chahiye ... nahi toh film ki insult hai, theater ki insult hai aur theater mein dekhne waali sari audience ki insult hai

Bhaisaab dete hai gali pe gali ... lagta hai jana padega mujhe Kullu Manali

Logon ke pairon mein chakkar hota hai ... mere dimaag mein hai