Abhe kum akal ki chai ki patti

Main woh bala hoon, joh tum sabko kaccha chaba jaon ... aur dhakaar bhi na loon

Apun ke bheje mein saala chemical locha hai

Bachon ko maarna paap hai, par hum toh iske baap hai ... tu full pateli karta hai par tera train ka ticket toh half hai

Sari public apne ko jaanti hai, apne DJ set pe naachti hai ... shaadi mein teri cousins mera number aake maangti hai

Ladkiyon ko bangla chahiye ... kangla nahi

Aashiqon ne toh aashiqui ke liye Taj Mahal bana diya ... saala hum ek sandas na bana sake

Matlabi zindagi ki chaal keh lo ya Newton ka law of gravitational attraction ... life mein dhan-te-na toh hona hi tha

Insaan ko gaddar hona chahiye ... wafadar toh kutta bhi hota hai

Sikka hila toh fail!

Country on death bed sir ... all kidney fail sir

Miya biwi ke romance ko censor board bhi nahi kaat sakta

Yeh kaisa locha kiya tune mere pyar ka ... maal toh bika nahi bill chad gaya udhaar ka

Loan aur shaadi ek jaise hai ... loan liya toh chukao, shaadi kiya toh nibhao

Yeh Teja Teja kya hai ... yeh Teja Teja

Chand ko todh doonga, suraj ko phod doonga ... agar tu haan kehde, toh pehle waali ko chhod doonga

Kathin pariksha mein pass ho jaana meri buri aadat hai

Patri par chalti hai rail gaadi, Sivaji ko chuha toh ho jayegi dead body ... chote bache dekhte hai PoGo, Sivaji ko mat chedo gogo ... che ke baad aata hai saat, Sivaji dega sabko maat

Ek hi reet sada chali aayi ... under the table upar ki malai

Assi tussi piyange lassi