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# 1141

Saale in logon ko diesel phukat mein milta hai kya ... poore department ki gaadiyaan mere peeche pari hai

Bloody do these people get diesel for free or what ... all the cars of the department are running behind me

Singham

Prakash Raj

Police•Comedy
28
# 1142

Bachon ko maarna paap hai, par hum toh iske baap hai ... tu full pateli karta hai par tera train ka ticket toh half hai

It's a sin to beat kids, but I'm his dad ... you act very smart but still you need only a half ticket to ride the train

Gully Boy

Unknown

Comedy•Transportation
27
# 1143

Sari public apne ko jaanti hai, apne DJ set pe naachti hai ... shaadi mein teri cousins mera number aake maangti hai

Everyone knows me and they dance when I play the music as a DJ ... in the wedding your cousins come and ask me for my number

Gully Boy

Unknown

Comedy•Marriage & Wedding
27
# 1144

Ladkiyon ko bangla chahiye ... kangla nahi

Girls needs a bungalow ... and not a bankrupt person

Raabta

Unknown

Women•House•Comedy
27
# 1145

Aashiqon ne toh aashiqui ke liye Taj Mahal bana diya ... saala hum ek sandas na bana sake

Lovers have built the Taj Mahal for their love ... and I can't even build a single toilet

Toilet: Ek Prem Katha

Akshay Kumar

Comedy
Play Video
27
# 1146

Matlabi zindagi ki chaal keh lo ya Newton ka law of gravitational attraction ... life mein dhan-te-na toh hona hi tha

You can call it either the plan of cruel life or may be Newton's law of gravitational attraction ... my life was about to get screwed

Meri Pyaari Bindu

Ayushmann Khurrana

Comedy
27
# 1147

Insaan ko gaddar hona chahiye ... wafadar toh kutta bhi hota hai

A person should be unfaithful ... since even a dog is faithful

Housefull 3

Boman Irani

Animals & Birds•Comedy
27
# 1148

Sikka hila toh fail!

You fail if the coin moves!

Mastizaade

Sunny Leone

Money•Comedy•Adult
27
# 1149

Country on death bed sir ... all kidney fail sir

The country is on the death bed sir ... all kidneys have failed

Dabangg 2

Unknown

Comedy•Death
27
# 1150

Miya biwi ke romance ko censor board bhi nahi kaat sakta

Even the censor board cannot cut the romance between a husband and a wife

Faraar

Sanjeev Kumar

Husband & Wife•Romance•Comedy
27
# 1151

Yeh kaisa locha kiya tune mere pyar ka ... maal toh bika nahi bill chad gaya udhaar ka

What problem did you bring into my love ... the merchandise didn't sell and instead I got a bill of a loan

Akhiyon Se Goli Maare

Kader Khan

Shayari•Comedy•Business
27
# 1152

Loan aur shaadi ek jaise hai ... loan liya toh chukao, shaadi kiya toh nibhao

A loan and marriage are similar ... if you take a loan then pay for it, and if you got married then fulfill it

EMI: Liya Hai To Chukana Padega

Sanjay Dutt

Marriage & Wedding•Money•Comedy
27
# 1153

Yeh Teja Teja kya hai ... yeh Teja Teja

What is this Teja Teja ... this Teja Teja

Andaz Apna Apna

Shakti Kapoor

Comedy
Play Video
27
# 1154

Chand ko todh doonga, suraj ko phod doonga ... agar tu haan kehde, toh pehle waali ko chhod doonga

I'll break the moon, I'll smash the sun ... and if you say yes, then I'll leave the first girl

Dil Maange More

Gulshan Grover

Shayari•World & Universe•Comedy
27
# 1155

Kathin pariksha mein pass ho jaana meri buri aadat hai

It is my bad habit to pass in tough exams

Khuddar

Govinda

Education•Comedy
27
# 1156

Patri par chalti hai rail gaadi, Sivaji ko chuha toh ho jayegi dead body ... chote bache dekhte hai PoGo, Sivaji ko mat chedo gogo ... che ke baad aata hai saat, Sivaji dega sabko maat

A train runs on tracks, if you touch Sivaji then you will be a dead body ... small children watch PoGo (channel), don't tease Sivaji go from here ... after six comes seven, Sivaji will defeat you all

Sivaji: The Boss

Unknown

Comedy•Transportation
27
# 1157

Ek hi reet sada chali aayi ... under the table upar ki malai

Only one custom has been followed since ages ... pay money under the table

Himmatwala (2013)

Paresh Rawal

Shayari•Money•Comedy
27
# 1158

Kutte ka naam Masakali rakh dene se ... woh kutta kabutar nahi ho jaata

By naming a dog Masakali ... that dog doesn't become a pigeon

Golmaal 3

Kunal Khemu

Animals & Birds•Comedy
27
# 1159

Assi tussi piyange lassi

You and I shall drink buttermilk

Raju Ban Gaya Gentleman

Shahrukh Khan

Food & Drinks•Comedy
27
# 1160

You really hate me na? ... and i love that

You really hate me right? ... and i love that

Cocktail

Saif Ali Khan

Comedy
27
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