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# 1141
Abhe kum akal ki chai ki patti

Hey you tea powder of a soft headed mind

# 1142
Main woh bala hoon, joh tum sabko kaccha chaba jaon ... aur dhakaar bhi na loon

I am a person, who can chew you guys raw ... without taking a burp

# 1143
Apun ke bheje mein saala chemical locha hai

Bloody, I have chemical turmoil in my brain

# 1144
Bachon ko maarna paap hai, par hum toh iske baap hai ... tu full pateli karta hai par tera train ka ticket toh half hai

It's a sin to beat kids, but I'm his dad ... you act very smart but still you need only a half ticket to ride the train

# 1145
Sari public apne ko jaanti hai, apne DJ set pe naachti hai ... shaadi mein teri cousins mera number aake maangti hai

Everyone knows me and they dance when I play the music as a DJ ... in the wedding your cousins come and ask me for my number

# 1146
Ladkiyon ko bangla chahiye ... kangla nahi

Girls needs a bungalow ... and not a bankrupt person

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# 1147
Aashiqon ne toh aashiqui ke liye Taj Mahal bana diya ... saala hum ek sandas na bana sake

Lovers have built the Taj Mahal for their love ... and I can't even build a single toilet

# 1148
Matlabi zindagi ki chaal keh lo ya Newton ka law of gravitational attraction ... life mein dhan-te-na toh hona hi tha

You can call it either the plan of cruel life or may be Newton's law of gravitational attraction ... my life was about to get screwed

# 1149
Insaan ko gaddar hona chahiye ... wafadar toh kutta bhi hota hai

A person should be unfaithful ... since even a dog is faithful

# 1150
Sikka hila toh fail!

You fail if the coin moves!

# 1151
Country on death bed sir ... all kidney fail sir

The country is on the death bed sir ... all kidneys have failed

# 1152
Miya biwi ke romance ko censor board bhi nahi kaat sakta

Even the censor board cannot cut the romance between a husband and a wife

# 1153
Yeh kaisa locha kiya tune mere pyar ka ... maal toh bika nahi bill chad gaya udhaar ka

What problem did you bring into my love ... the merchandise didn't sell and instead I got a bill of a loan

# 1154
Loan aur shaadi ek jaise hai ... loan liya toh chukao, shaadi kiya toh nibhao

A loan and marriage are similar ... if you take a loan then pay for it, and if you got married then fulfill it

# 1155
Yeh Teja Teja kya hai ... yeh Teja Teja

What is this Teja Teja ... this Teja Teja

# 1156
Chand ko todh doonga, suraj ko phod doonga ... agar tu haan kehde, toh pehle waali ko chhod doonga

I'll break the moon, I'll smash the sun ... and if you say yes, then I'll leave the first girl

# 1157
Kathin pariksha mein pass ho jaana meri buri aadat hai

It is my bad habit to pass in tough exams

# 1158
Patri par chalti hai rail gaadi, Sivaji ko chuha toh ho jayegi dead body ... chote bache dekhte hai PoGo, Sivaji ko mat chedo gogo ... che ke baad aata hai saat, Sivaji dega sabko maat

A train runs on tracks, if you touch Sivaji then you will be a dead body ... small children watch PoGo (channel), don't tease Sivaji go from here ... after six comes seven, Sivaji will defeat you all

# 1159
Ek hi reet sada chali aayi ... under the table upar ki malai

Only one custom has been followed since ages ... pay money under the table

# 1160
Assi tussi piyange lassi

You and I shall drink buttermilk

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