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Javed Jaffrey
Javed Jaffrey

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# 1

(Kahan tak padhe ho tum?) ... Dus bajhe tak ... nau bajhe school shuru hua ... jab ek ghanta ho gaya toh principal sahab samajh gaye ... ki ghanta main kuch padh sakta hoon


(You've studied till where?) ... Until 10 o'clock ... 9 o'clock the school started ... when one hour was over then the principal understood that I could hardly study nothing

# 2

Kya udibaba udibaba ... chalti to hai nahi ... udibaba udibaba


What udibaba udibaba ... this can't move ... and you're talking about flying

# 3

Rehna hai raho, jaana hai jao ... I don't give a crocodile's ass


Stay or leave, it's your wish ... I don't give a crocodile's ass

# 4

Jab do haathon se taali baj rahi ho, toh beech mein mooh nahi gusedhte bachche ... ungliyan chap sakti hai gaalon pe


When someone is clapping with two hands, then you should not push your face in between ... the impression of fingers will get drawn on your cheeks

# 5

Maan na maan ... no mehmaan


Whether you accept it or not ... I want no guests

# 6

Death and shit wait for no man ... they come anywhere anytime


Death and shit wait for no man ... they come anywhere anytime

# 7

I don't the trust Indians ... (sorry) ... eggjactly


I don't trust the Indians ... (sorry) ... exactly

# 8

Yeh koi Hindustani sulabh shauchalay nahi ... jahan bandh hone waali cheez khulti nahi aur khulne waali cheez bandh nahi hoti


This is not an Indian toliet ... where the thing that is supposed to close does not open and the thing that is supposed to open does not close

# 9

Ek baar main sauda kar leta hoon toh paise vapas nahi leta


Once I make a deal then I don't take the money back

# 10

Kya main ek phool ki tarah khoobsurat ladki ko ek ... ladki ki tarah khoobsurat phool de sakta hoon


To a girl beautiful as a flower, can I give one ... flower beautiful as a girl

# 11

Boss apun haath pair todta hai ... lekin vishvas nahi todta hai


I do break hands and legs ... but I don't break someones trust

# 12

When in the Rome ... do the Romans


When in Rome ... do as the Romans do

# 13

Kidhar aap up in the sky so high ... kidhar woh zameen pe pada jinga fry


You're up in the sky so high ... and he's like a fried prawn laying on the ground

# 14

New York mein jabhi bhi koi sapna tootta hai na ... toh ek taxi driver paida hota hai


In New York whenever a dream breaks ... then a taxi driver is born

# 15

You are wanting the Dundee daddies to giving you the spanking on your the bums


Do you want the Dundee daddy to spank you on your bums

# 16

Wife working ... husband jerking


Wife working ... husband jerking

# 17

Hum Kabir ka iphone, uska ipod, uski item ... sab cheen lenge ... i-shapath


We will steal Kabir's iphone, ipod, girlfriend ... everything ... I swear on my mother

# 18

Kya nahi hai mere paas? ... dekhne mein hero body hai fit, jahan bhi main niklon main superhit ... manner mein style hai, killer sa smile hai, rehta hoon tip-top, niklon toh traffic stop ... society ki shaan hoon, party ki jaan hoon, dancer hoon, dashing fighter hoon, smashing jaanta hoon, heart lover hoon fantastic


What is it that I don't have? ... in looks I have a fit hero body, I'm super hit wherever I go ... I have style in my manners, I have a killer smile, I stay tip-top, there is a traffic stop when I go out ... I'm the pride of the society, I'm the life of a party, I'm a dancer, I'm a dashing fighter, I know how to smash, and I'm a fantastic lover of the heart

# 19

Jhulelal joh kamaal ... hot and sexy baby doll


It is God's grace ... that you are a hot and sexy baby doll

# 20

Tum logon ne toh mujhe diya nahi bhav ... mere dil mein ho gaya ghav ... uske baad mujhe aa gaya tav


You guys didn't give me the importance ... hence my heart got wounded ... and then I got angry

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