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# 1

Jaise ek ghar mein do kitchen nahi hote hai na ... vaise ek ghar mein do brain nahi hone chahiye

Just like in one house you don't have two kitchens ... just like that in one house you shouldn't have two brains

Aamdani Atthani Kharcha Rupaiyaa

House•Comedy

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# 2

Keep it up ... nahi toh ek ghup, seedha up

Keep it up ... or else I'll give you one shot and you'll go straight up

Aamdani Atthani Kharcha Rupaiyaa

Comedy•Rowdyism

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# 3

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# 5

Yeh aap par itne phool barsaingi, itne phool barsaingi ... ki aap bloody fool ho jayenge

They will shower so many flowers on you... that you will become a bloody fool

Ishq

Flowers & Trees•Comedy

# 6

Har dhoti pehenne waala Gandhi nahi hota

Everyone who wears a loincloth is not Gandhi

Phir Hera Pheri

Comedy

# 7

# 8

Shakahari ke pet mein machchi ... aai shapat kai tari hai gochi

A fish in a vegetarian's stomach ... I swear on my mom, something is strange

Housefull 2

Shayari•Food & Drinks•Comedy

# 9

Kabhi akkha, kabhi adha, kabhi pauwa bhi peete hai ... agar phokat ki mil jaye, toh matka bhi peete hai

Sometimes full, sometimes half, sometimes I also drink a quarter ... if it's free, then I can drink the whole pot also

Farz

Shayari•Food & Drinks•Comedy

# 10

Aye good night ke machchar ... mere dimaag pe sawaalon ka manjira mat bajaa

Hey you mosquito of a good night ... don't play a dulcimer full of questions on my mind

Awara Paagal Deewana

Rowdyism•Comedy•Animals & Birds

# 11

# 12

Yeh kaun hai yaar ... chalu episode mein commercial break ki tarah beech mein aa jata hai

Who is this person? ... he is coming in between like a commercial break in a running episode

International Khiladi

Comedy

# 13

Kapde jitne chote hote hain ... kaamyabi utni hi badi hoti hai

The shorter the clothes ... the bigger the success

Yes Boss

Clothes & Shoes•Victory & Success

# 14

Udhar log mitane jaate hai gham ... aur uska naach dekhke nikal jaata hai ache-achon ka dum

People go there to erase their sadness ... and after seeing her dance even the best of the best are left helpless

Judge Mujrim

Dance•Sadness•Comedy

# 15

Agar tujh mein dum hai saaki toh Qutub Minar ko hilake dikha ... agar dum nahi hai toh mere naal beht, do goont maar ... aur Qutub Minar ko hilta dekh

My friend if you think you have the power to shake the Qutub Minar then show me ... and if you don't have the power then sit with me, take a couple of sips ... and you'll see the Qutub Minar shaking

Mela

Shayari•Comedy•Food & Drinks