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# 1

Jaise ek ghar mein do kitchen nahi hote hai na ... vaise ek ghar mein do brain nahi hone chahiye

Just like in one house you don't have two kitchens ... just like that in one house you shouldn't have two brains

Aamdani Atthani Kharcha Rupaiyaa

House•Comedy

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# 2

Keep it up ... nahi toh ek ghup, seedha up

Keep it up ... or else I'll give you one shot and you'll go straight up

Aamdani Atthani Kharcha Rupaiyaa

Comedy•Rowdyism

252

# 3

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# 4

# 5

Yeh aap par itne phool barsaingi, itne phool barsaingi ... ki aap bloody fool ho jayenge

They will shower so many flowers on you... that you will become a bloody fool

Ishq

Flowers & Trees•Comedy

# 6

Har dhoti pehenne waala Gandhi nahi hota

Everyone who wears a loincloth is not Gandhi

Phir Hera Pheri

Comedy

# 7

# 8

Shakahari ke pet mein machchi ... aai shapat kai tari hai gochi

A fish in a vegetarian's stomach ... I swear on my mom, something is strange

Housefull 2

Shayari•Food & Drinks•Comedy

# 9

Kabhi akkha, kabhi adha, kabhi pauwa bhi peete hai ... agar phokat ki mil jaye, toh matka bhi peete hai

Sometimes full, sometimes half, sometimes I also drink a quarter ... if it's free, then I can drink the whole pot also

Farz

Shayari•Food & Drinks•Comedy

# 10

Aye good night ke machchar ... mere dimaag pe sawaalon ka manjira mat bajaa

Hey you mosquito of a good night ... don't play a dulcimer full of questions on my mind

Awara Paagal Deewana

Rowdyism•Comedy•Animals & Birds

# 11

# 12

Yeh kaun hai yaar ... chalu episode mein commercial break ki tarah beech mein aa jata hai

Who is this person? ... he is coming in between like a commercial break in a running episode

International Khiladi

Comedy

# 13

Kapde jitne chote hote hain ... kaamyabi utni hi badi hoti hai

The shorter the clothes ... the bigger the success

Yes Boss

Clothes & Shoes•Victory & Success

# 14

Udhar log mitane jaate hai gham ... aur uska naach dekhke nikal jaata hai ache-achon ka dum

People go there to erase their sadness ... and after seeing her dance even the best of the best are left helpless

Judge Mujrim

Dance•Sadness•Comedy

# 15

Agar tujh mein dum hai saaki toh Qutub Minar ko hilake dikha ... agar dum nahi hai toh mere naal beht, do goont maar ... aur Qutub Minar ko hilta dekh

My friend if you think you have the power to shake the Qutub Minar then show me ... and if you don't have the power then sit with me, take a couple of sips ... and you'll see the Qutub Minar shaking

Mela

Shayari•Comedy•Food & Drinks

# 16

Mithai ki dukaan mein mirchi hai ... aai shapat kai tari gochi hai

There is spice in a sweet shop ... I swear on my mom, something is strange

Housefull 2

Shayari•Food & Drinks•Comedy

# 17

Gaadiya videshi look mein achchi lagti hai ... aur foreigners hamesha Indian sanskar mein achche lagte hai

Cars look good with foreign looks ... and foreigners always look good with Indian cultures

Players

Transportation•Comedy

# 18

Yeh toh underwear dost nikle

They turned out to be underwear (old) friends

Awara Paagal Deewana

Clothes & Shoes•Friendship•Comedy

# 19

Horror shows, horror novels kabhi mat padna ... dimaag ke khaate mein haddiyon ka dhancha nazar aata hai

Don't watch horror shows and read horror novels ... because your brain then looks like a frame of bones

Dushman Duniya Ka

Horror•Comedy

# 20

Abhe kum akal ki chai ki patti

Hey you tea powder of a soft headed mind

Awara Paagal Deewana

Rowdyism•Comedy•Food & Drinks

Songs - Johnny Lever

Paisa Bolta Hai
Kala Bazaar

Ghunghte Mein Chanda Hai
Koyla

Kahan Raja Bhoj
Dulhe Raja

Ek Do Teen (Male)
Tezaab

Ladki Badi Anjaani Hai
Kuch Kuch Hota Hai

Hum Na Tode Phode
Boss

Shaadi Karke Phas Gaya
Judaai

Neeche Phoolon Ki Dukan
Joru Ka Ghulam

Aslam Bhai
Love Ke Liye Kuch Bhi Karega

Aayi Hai Diwali
Aamdani Atthani Kharcha Rupaiyaa

Name	's
Dhurandhar: The Revenge	4
O' Romeo	7
De De Pyaar De 2	7
Chori Chori	10
Geet Gaata Chal	4

Name	Name
Tere Ishq Ne	Dhurandhar: The Revenge
Rang De Lal	Dhurandhar: The Revenge
Vaari Jaavan	Dhurandhar: The Revenge
Aari Aari	Dhurandhar: The Revenge
Aakhri Ishq	Dhurandhar: The Revenge

Name	's
Once Upon A Time In Mumbaai Dobara	99
Heer Raanjha	49
Goliyon Ki Raasleela Ram-Leela	46
Betaaj Badshah	46
Sholay	45

Name	's
Amitabh Bachchan	512
Ajay Devgan	358
Akshay Kumar	335
Shahrukh Khan	322
Salman Khan	271