Pizza ke tukde hote hai toh pet bharta hai ... aur jab pyar ke tukde hote hai toh aashiq marta hai

When a pizza is broken into slices then the stomach fills up ... and when love is broken into pieces then the lover dies

Shaadi shuda zindagi mein pyar ki daal agar thandi padh jaye ... toh us mein romance ka tadka lagake fresh kar dena chahiye

In a married life if the lentil of love becomes cold ... then you should make it fresh by adding the tempering of romance in it

Yeh shaadi, shaadi nahi balki gathbandhan ki aaisi mili jhuli sarkar hai joh lambi chal hi nahi sakti ... aaisi sadi hui Hindi picture hai joh teen ghante se chal rahi hai, khatam hi nahi hoti, chale ja rahi hai, chale ja rahi hai, chale ja rahi hai ... aaisa cricket ka match hai jis mein har over ke baad baarish ho rahi hai ... aaisi khatara gaadi hai jiska brake fail ho chuka hai, lekin bazar mein idhar udhar jaake logon ko thok rahi hai

This marriage is not a marriage, instead it's a government formed by a union which cannot last long ... it's a boring Hindi movie which is going on and on and on since 3 hours, without ending ... it's a cricket match in which it's raining after every over ... it's a broken car whose brakes have failed, but it's going here and there in the market and crashing into people

Zindagi mein har kyun, why, kaiko ... ka koi jawab nahi hota

In life every why ... doesn't have an answer

Thappa ko ishq ne bana diya langda ... varna woh bhi karta disco aur bhangra

Love has crippled Mr. Thappa ... or else even he would have done disco and bhangra

Jaag Bharatiya naari jaag ... buri bahu bankar ghar mein laga de aag

Wake up Indian woman wake up ... become an evil daughter-in-law and start a fire in the house

Jab koi tumhe touch karta hai na ... toh main bahut touchy ho jaata hoon

When someone touches you ... then I become very touchy

Vadi vadi country ke andar chotiyan chotiyan dressan paake ... te puppiyan, te jhappiyan maarke rijha le apne pati nu

In big big countries wear small small dresses ... kiss, hug and please your husband

Mere Sohni Mahiwal ki love story ke andar interval toh ho sakta hai ... lekin the end kabhi nahi hona chahiye

In the love story of my love birds there can be an interval ... but there should never be an ending