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# 1161

Yeh toh aapne lakh rupaiye ki baat kahi haan

The point you have said is worth one lakh Rupees

Mohra

Harish Patel

Comedy•Money
25
# 1162

Ek baar agar mera dimaag garam ho gaya na ... toh thanda bhi fatafat ho jaata hai

If once my mind gets hot ... then it gets cold also very fast

Awara Paagal Deewana

Paresh Rawal

Comedy
25
# 1163

Lagta hai dieting tumne shuru ki thi ... band karna bhool gaye

Looks like you started to diet ... but forgot to end

Housefull 2

Rishi Kapoor

Comedy
25
# 1164

It's my Tom Cruise look yaar

It's my Tom Cruise look buddy

Hum Tum

Saif Ali Khan

Comedy
Play Video
25
# 1165

Main woh bala hoon, joh tum sabko kaccha chaba jaon ... aur dhakaar bhi na loon

I am a person, who can chew you guys raw ... without taking a burp

Andaz Apna Apna

Aamir Khan

Comedy
Play Video
25
# 1166

Jinke ghar sheeshe ke hote hain ... woh batti bujhakar kapde badalte hain

Those who have glass houses ... they change their clothes after turning off the lights

Prem Chopra

House•Clothes & Shoes•Comedy
25
# 1167

Shaant, lady Bheem, shaant

Calm down, strong lady, calm down

Singh Is Kinng

Akshay Kumar

Comedy
25
# 1168

Bachon ko maarna paap hai, par hum toh iske baap hai ... tu full pateli karta hai par tera train ka ticket toh half hai

It's a sin to beat kids, but I'm his dad ... you act very smart but still you need only a half ticket to ride the train

Gully Boy

Unknown

Comedy•Transportation
24
# 1169

Sari public apne ko jaanti hai, apne DJ set pe naachti hai ... shaadi mein teri cousins mera number aake maangti hai

Everyone knows me and they dance when I play the music as a DJ ... in the wedding your cousins come and ask me for my number

Gully Boy

Unknown

Comedy•Marriage & Wedding
24
# 1170

Udta teer backside ghuste bahut baar dekha be ... pehli baar udta backside teer mein ghusega

I've seen a flying arrow enter into one's backside many times ... but for the first time a flying backside will enter into an arrow

Total Dhamaal

Ritesh Deshmukh

Comedy
Play Video
24
# 1171

Roti huyi aurat pe aur dhood wale pe kabhi bharosa nahi karna chahiye

You should never trust a crying woman and a milkman

Karwaan

Irrfan Khan

Women•Comedy
24
# 1172

Ungli mat kar mere ko mohabbat ke beech mein ... nahi toh dafna doonga tere ko Juhu ke beach mein

Don't come in between me and my love ... or else I'll bury you in Juhu beach

Aaghaaz

Johnny Lever

Shayari•City & Places•Comedy
Play Video
24
# 1173

Country on death bed sir ... all kidney fail sir

The country is on the death bed sir ... all kidneys have failed

Dabangg 2

Unknown

Comedy•Death
24
# 1174

Joh log social nahi hote woh social networking sites pe hote hai

People who are not social are found on social networking sites

Dolly Ki Doli

Sonam Kapoor

Comedy
24
# 1175

Abhi toh apan small se large hua hai ... abhi patiala hona baki hai

I have just turned from small into large ... I still have to become extra large

Bombay Velvet

Ranbir Kapoor

Comedy
Play Video
24
# 1176

Yeh kaisa locha kiya tune mere pyar ka ... maal toh bika nahi bill chad gaya udhaar ka

What problem did you bring into my love ... the merchandise didn't sell and instead I got a bill of a loan

Akhiyon Se Goli Maare

Kader Khan

Shayari•Comedy•Business
24
# 1177

God samajhta main aapko ... magar aap toh godzilla nikle

I used to think you were god ... but you turned out to be godzilla

Entertainment

Sonu Sood

Religion & God•Horror•Comedy
24
# 1178

Kathin pariksha mein pass ho jaana meri buri aadat hai

It is my bad habit to pass in tough exams

Khuddar

Govinda

Education•Comedy
24
# 1179

Khane ka shaunk aapko bhi hai, khane ka shaunk mujhe bhi hai ... ghumne ka shaunk aapko bhi hai, ghumne ka shaunk mujhe bhi hai ... gappe ladane ka shaunk aapko bhi hai, gappe ladane ka shaunk mujhe bhi hai ... aur sabse zyada important baat yeh hai ... ki hasne ka shaunk aapko bhi hai aur hasne ka shaunk mujhe bhi hai

You love to eat and I love to eat also ... you love to go around and I love to go around also ... you love to talk and I love to talk also ... and the most important thing is that ... you love to laugh and I love to laugh also

Lamhe

Sridevi

Comedy
24
# 1180

Patri par chalti hai rail gaadi, Sivaji ko chuha toh ho jayegi dead body ... chote bache dekhte hai PoGo, Sivaji ko mat chedo gogo ... che ke baad aata hai saat, Sivaji dega sabko maat

A train runs on tracks, if you touch Sivaji then you will be a dead body ... small children watch PoGo (channel), don't tease Sivaji go from here ... after six comes seven, Sivaji will defeat you all

Sivaji: The Boss

Unknown

Comedy•Transportation
24
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