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# 1161
Hamari zindagi mein na hi koi mazaa hai, na hi koi masti ... balki ek aaisi bhel puri hai jis mein chutney nahi hai ... ek aaisi kulfi hai jis mein malai nahi ... ek aaisi daal hai jis mein tadka nahi
In our lives there is no fun and no mischief ... infact it has become a savoury snack without any chutney ... a sweet without any cream ... a lentil soup without any spice

Masti

Aftab Shivdasani

Food & Drinks•Life•Comedy
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# 1162
Aap logon ko upar waale ne bheja toh bheja ... lekin bheje mein bheja hi nahi bheja
God has sent you guys ... but he has not given a brain in your minds

Ready

Paresh Rawal

Comedy
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# 1163
Agar isko laga daala ... toh life jhingalala
If I am able to convince her ... then life will be great

Ready

Salman Khan

Life•Comedy
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# 1164
Shaadi aur kuch sikhaye na sikhaye ... acting karna sikha deti hai
Marriage may teach you a few things ... but it definitely teaches you how to act

Life In A Metro

Shilpa Shetty

Marriage & Wedding•Comedy
27
# 1165
Pehle payment phir enjoyment
Pay first and then enjoy

Fukrey

Richa Chadda

Money•Comedy
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# 1166
Taqdeer tera bistara garam karna chahti hai ... aur tujhe sofe pe sona hai
Destiny wants to warm your bed ... and you want to sleep on the couch

Kaante

Sanjay Dutt

Luck & Destiny•Comedy
27
# 1167
Kabhi bal se toh kabhi chhal se ... kitno ki Lanka dhai hai ... par is shehar ki hawa mein kuch ajeeb se garmai hai ... is liye purane paintere chhod, ab yahan akal ladane ki baari aayi hai
Sometimes with strength and sometimes with tricks ... I have burnt so many Lanka's ... but there is some strange warmth in the air of this city ... that's why leaving old tricks alone, it is the turn to use brains here

Zila Ghaziabad

Sanjay Dutt

Shayari•Comedy
27
# 1168
Yeh kaminapan mere sivah kaun karega?
Who will do this sneakiness other than me?

Zila Ghaziabad

Sanjay Dutt

Comedy
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# 1169
Pehle shaurat, baad mein aurat
First money, and then honey

Yes Boss

Shahrukh Khan

Money•Comedy
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# 1170
Duniya mein teen cheezein bin bulaye aa jaati hai ... maut, julaab aur yeh janaab
In this world there are 3 things that come uninvited ... death, diarrhea and this gentleman

Masti

Ajay Devgan

World & Universe•Death•Comedy
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# 1171
Haath toh lagake dekhaoo tum mujhe ... mere saare lawyers tumko haath lagayenge sab jagah
Try laying your hands on me ... all my lawyers will lay hands on you in all places

Kambakkht Ishq

Akshay Kumar

Comedy•Law & Order
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# 1172
Chillaaoo nahi sahab ... gala kharab ho jayega
Don't shout sir ... your throat will go bad

Zanjeer (1973)

Pran

Comedy
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# 1173
Jack and Johnny went up the hill to live in love and laughter ... Jack ki leli papa ne aur Johnny chup gaya bhaagkar
Jack and Johnny went up the hill to live in love and laughter ... Jack was scolded by his father and Johnny just ran away and was hiding

Shubh Mangal Zyada Saavdhan

Ayushmann Khurrana

Poem•Comedy
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# 1174
Joh deto traas, tyancha mi gheto class
Whoever will trouble me, I'll punish them in my class

Simmba

Ranveer Singh

Comedy
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# 1175
Subah subah jab koi bole mujhe apna bana lo ... toh samajh jao ki waqt aa gaya hai ki Godrej hair dye kholo, gholo aur laga lo
In the morning when someone says to make them your dear one ... then understand that the time has come to open Godrej hair dye, mix it and apply it

Golmaal Again

Arshad Warsi

Comedy
26
# 1176
Uska bank balance itna hai ki bank bhi balance nahi kar paata hai
He has so much bank balance that even the bank isn't able to balance that

Judwaa 2

Upasna Singh

Money•Comedy
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# 1177
Fans halla bhi karte hai aur hawa tight bhi
Fans cheer you and get you straightened up as well

Azhar

Emraan Hashmi

Comedy
26
# 1178
Abhe tu Titanic waali ko dekh le ... chal maana ki lakdi pe ek aadmi ke fit hone ki jagah thi ... toh pandra-pandra minute ki baari nahi le sakte the
Take the girl who was in the movie Titanic ... I agree that there was space for only one person on the plank ... but they could have taken turns 15 minutes at a time

Pyaar Ka Punchnama 2

Kartik Aaryan

Time•Comedy
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# 1179
Jab tum bata sakti ho ki main kya pehnu toh mera batana achanak se ... yeh equality, liberty, individuality, freedom, sovereignty ka issue kaise ban jaata hai
If you can tell me what to wear then why is it that when I tell you the same ... it becomes an issue of equality, liberty, individuality, freedom and sovereignty

Pyaar Ka Punchnama 2

Kartik Aaryan

Clothes & Shoes•Comedy
26
# 1180
Inka sabse bada ch*tiyapa yeh hai ki inhe sex ke baad bhi baat karni hai ... meetha khane ke baad koi soup peeta hai kya?
The biggest bullshit they have is that they want to talk even after sex ... who drinks a soup after having a dessert?

Pyaar Ka Punchnama 2

Kartik Aaryan

Adult•Food & Drinks•Comedy
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