99% ladkiyo ko unka mann pasand ladka mil jaata hai ... lekin 99% ladko ko unki pasand ki ladkiya kabhi nahi milti

99% girls get the guy of their choice ... but 99% boys never get the girl of their choice

Joh kuch bhi main kahoonga, sach main kahoonga ... ja rahi ho tum door, par main touch mein rahoonga

Whatever I'll say, I'll say the truth ... you are going far away, but I will stay in touch

There is only one thing I cannot stand ... is a one night stand

There is only one thing I cannot stand ... is a one night stand

Aye kisne ki hai ungli ... kaun hai hamare beech mein Ganguly?

Who did this mischief ... who is Mr. Ganguly in between us?

Tu Superman hai? ... Spiderman hai? ... abhe tu common man hai

Are you Superman? ... are you Spiderman? ... you are a common man

Meri girlfriend ke saath tu saiyaan banke, naiya ke upar, chaiyya chaiyya kare ... aur main UP ka bhaiya banke wahan kinare pe se haath hilaon

You want to be my girlfriends partner and dance with her on a boat ... and you want me to behave like a man from Uttar Pradesh (UP) and wave at you from the shore

Kuch paane ke liye kuch khona padta hai ... aur joh nahi bhi ho, woh bhi hona padta hai

To get something you have to lose something ... and you have to become someone, that you are not

Propose karne mein itna pause lega ... toh woh tujhe dispose karke chali jayegi

If you take such a long pause to propose ... then she will dispose you and go away

Aye Brian Lara ... chal ho ja nau do gyarah

Hey you Brian Lara ... go away from here

Style sikhaya ja sakta hai ... saadgi yah simplicity nahi

You can teach style ... but not plainness and simplicity

Agar Priya Mercedes hai toh tu Maruti ... agar Priya Boeing hai toh tu bhail-gadi ... agar Priya Kohinoor ka heera hai toh tu Kohinoor ka basmati chawal ... agar Priya kabil hai toh tu Kabuli chana

If Priya is a Mercedes then you are Maruti ... if Priya is a Boeing then you are a bullock cart ... if Priya is a Kohinoor diamond then you are Kohinoor basmati rice ... if Priya is a capable then you are chick peas from Kabul

Priya jab assi saal ki ho jayegi na ... I promise you main tab bhi usko itna hi pyar karoonga ... dhoop mein iska chashma banuga, baarish mein iska chaata ... kyun ki pyar ke sivah mujhko kuch nahi aata

When Priya will become 80 years old ... I promise you even then I'll love her as much as I do today ... in the sun I'll become her sunglasses, in the rain I'll become her umbrella ... because other than love I don't know anything else