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# 1101

# 1102

Saale in logon ko diesel phukat mein milta hai kya ... poore department ki gaadiyaan mere peeche pari hai

Bloody do these people get diesel for free or what ... all the cars of the department are running behind me

Singham

Prakash Raj

Police•Comedy

# 1103

Pata hai competition ki height kya hai ... Niagara Falls ke samne pishaab karta hua aadmi

Do you know what's the height of competition ... a man peeing in front of the Niagara Falls

Marjaavaan

Ritesh Deshmukh

Comedy•City & Places

# 1104

Laxmi ji ki kripa se paisa toh itna hai ki Dhanteras pe aap hi ki dukaan khareed ke aap hi ko gift karde

By the grace of Goddess Laxmi I have so much money that, I can buy your shop on the festival of Dhanteras and gift it to you itself

Bareilly Ki Barfi

Rajkummar Rao

Money•Festival•Comedy

# 1105

Galati toh hui thi mujhse ... par galati manne ki ek aur galati karne ka mood nahi tha

I had done a mistake ... but I was not in a mood to do another mistake but accepting by mistake

Azhar

Emraan Hashmi

Comedy

# 1106

Arre yeh saale Majnu bhai patthar khane waale kaam karte hai ... khud ko toh Laila milti nahi ... aur jisko mil-rehli hai us mein bhi fingerbaazi

Mr. Majnu does the kind of work that calls for pelting stones ... he himself is not able to get Laila ... and he puts his finger in between those who are getting her

Welcome Back

John Abraham

Adult•Comedy

# 1107

Yeh kahan le aaye kaptan ... nazar aata nahi koi makan ... sirf kabristan kabristan

Where did you bring me captain ... I don't see any house here ... it's only a graveyard

Bond 303

Deven Verma

Horror•House•Comedy

# 1108

Aaj mile hai saare friends old old ... sab milke khao zarda "Gopal Gold"

Today all old friends have met ... everyone eat together "Gopal Gold" tobacco

Koyla

Ashok Saraf

Friendship•Comedy

# 1109

Jahan chanda hoga wahan chakori hogi ... jahan thali hogi wahan katori hogi ... aur jahan tu hoga wahan main hongi

Where there is moon there will be a bird ... where there is a plate there will be a bowl ... and where you're there, I'll be there

One 2 Ka 4

Juhi Chawla

Comedy•Animals & Birds

# 1110

# 1111

Ladki khoobsurat ho aur Scooty par ho toh pyar ho jaata hai ... aur jab ladki badsurat ho aur Mercedes mein ho toh pyar jhak marke karna hi padta hai

If the girl is beautiful and on a Scooty (moped) then you'll fall in love ... and if the girl is ugly and in a Mercedes then you'll have to fall in love

Lucky Kabootar

Sanjay Mishra

Transportation•Comedy•Romance

# 1112

Tum ladkiyan bhi na badi chalaak hoti ho ... jaanti sab ho lekin humse sunna chahti ho

You girls are very smart ... you know everything but you want to listen from us

Bhagam Bhag

Akshay Kumar

Women•Comedy

# 1113

Achcha hua sanam hum bewafaa nikle ... wafaadar toh kutte hote hai

It's good that I turned out to be unfaithful ... since dogs are the ones that are faithful

Plan

Mahesh Manjrekar

Animals & Birds•Comedy

# 1114

Nail polish kisi bhi time lagana ... har ladki ka birthright hota hai

Applying nail polish at any time ... is the birthright of every girl

Mary Kom

Priyanka Chopra

Women•Time•Comedy

# 1115

Main jaanta tha ek na ek din yeh ladka meri izzat ki bajjiyan talega ... woh bhi mitti ke tel mein

I knew it that one day this boy will fry and destroy my dignity ... and that to with kerosene

Baali Umar Ko Salaam

Anupam Kher

Comedy

# 1116

Vaise toh main ek frustated aadmi hoon ... meri story ka pata nahi hai ... finance ka thikana nahi hai ... hero date nahi de raha hai ... heroine keh rahi hai ki main poore kapde pehnungi

I'm a frustrated person ... I don't know where my story is ... I don't know about my finances ... the hero is not giving any date ... the heroine is saying she will wear full clothes

Aunty No. 1

Satish Kaushik

Comedy

# 1117

# 1118

Chand ko todh doonga, suraj ko phod doonga ... agar tu haan kehde, toh pehle waali ko chhod doonga

I'll break the moon, I'll smash the sun ... and if you say yes, then I'll leave the first girl

Dil Maange More

Gulshan Grover

Shayari•World & Universe•Comedy

# 1119

Ghalib na mara tha, na mara hai, na marega ... kyun ki aashiq ka bachcha na sudhra hai, na sudhrega

The poet never died, is not dead and will not die ... because a lover has never changed and will never change

Trimurti

Shahrukh Khan

Shayari•Comedy

# 1120

Songs - Comedy

Chor Bazari
Love Aaj Kal (2009)

Golmaal O O
Golmaal: Fun Unlimited

Golmaal Hai Bhai Sab Golmaal Hai
Golmaal

Baaki Sab Theek
Bhediya

Padosan Apni Murgi Ko Rakhna Sambhal
Jaadugar

Daiya Yeh Main Kahan
Caravan

Jhatka Maare
Kyon Ki

Main Toh Raste Se Ja Raha Tha
Coolie No. 1 (1995)

Tumko Hum Dilbar
Tezaab

Kabir Most Wanted Munda
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