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# 1101
Jab yeh haath kisi par desi tarike se padta hai na ... toh aadmi gendh ki tarah boundary se nahi ... stadium se bahar chala jaata hai

When this hand falls on someone in the Indian style ... then that person flies like a ball not only behind the boundary ... but also out of the stadium

# 1102
Ladki ko bhagake laane mein ek bahut bada faida hai ... ladki baar baar maa baap ke paas jaane ki dhamki toh nahi degi

There is one big advantage in running with the girl in hiding ... she won't threaten you every time about going back to her parents house

# 1103
Apun bahut famous aadmi ... bada bada paper mein apun ka chota chota photo chapta hai

I am a very famous person ... big newspapers do publish a small picture of mine

# 1104
Ab kachoo nahi hona hai ... sirf rona hi rona hai

Now nothing will happen ... you simply have to cry and cry

# 1105
Gaadiya videshi look mein achchi lagti hai ... aur foreigners hamesha Indian sanskar mein achche lagte hai

Cars look good with foreign looks ... and foreigners always look good with Indian cultures

# 1106
Sati Savitri ke door ke rishtey ki cousin

Hey you distant cousin of a honest lady

# 1107
Tu Superman hai? ... Spiderman hai? ... abhe tu common man hai

Are you Superman? ... are you Spiderman? ... you are a common man

# 1108
Main zara romantic kisam ka aadmi hoon ... shaadi ke baad ishq karna toh chhod diya hai ... is liye biwi se romance karke kaam chala leta hoon

I am a slightly romantic person ... and I have stopped flirting after marriage ... that's why I live around by romancing with my wife

# 1109
Hamare haathon arrest hone waale ... bail nahi maangte

Those who get arrested by me ... don't ask for bail

# 1110
Ek hi baat bolte bolte thakoonga ... toh har ladki ko I love you, I love you kaise bolonga

If I get tired saying the same again and again ... then how will I say I love you, I love you to every girl

# 1111
Agar mohabbat ka mausam theek nahi raha toh yeh apne apne ghar jayenge ... aur agar mohabbat ka mausam theek raha toh phir yeh gana gayenge

If the weather of romance is not good then they will go to their own houses ... and if the weather of romance is good then they will sing a song

# 1112
Pyas ab pani ho jaye, katra katra ghulab ho jaye .... tum apne haathon se joh pila do mujhko, toh mineral water bhi sharab ho jaye

The thirst may now become water, every drop may now become a rose ... and if you make me drink from your hands, then even mineral water will become alcohol

# 1113
Yeh toh underwear dost nikle

They turned out to be underwear (old) friends

# 1114
Shakal dekh kar bande ka sperm pehchaan jaata hoon

I can recognize the sperm of a person by looking at his face

# 1115
Tumhari shaadi usse nahin hogi jise tum prem karti ho ... tumhari shaadi usse hogi jise main prem karta hoon

You will not get married to the person you love ... you will get married to the person I love

# 1116
Draupadi teri akele ki nahi hai ... hum sab shareholder hai

Draupadi is just not yours ... we are all shareholders

# 1117
Saale in logon ko diesel phukat mein milta hai kya ... poore department ki gaadiyaan mere peeche pari hai

Bloody do these people get diesel for free or what ... all the cars of the department are running behind me

# 1118
Pata hai competition ki height kya hai ... Niagara Falls ke samne pishaab karta hua aadmi

Do you know what's the height of competition ... a man peeing in front of the Niagara Falls

# 1119
Dard hai ghutne mein toh takleef hai uthne mein

It's hard for me to stand up since I have pain in my knees

# 1120
Door se dekha toh Alia Bhatt ... paas aakar dekha toh Mahesh Bhatt

When I saw from a distance it seemed like Alia Bhatt ... but when I went closer it turned out to be Mahesh Bhatt

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