Ladki ko bhagake laane mein ek bahut bada faida hai ... ladki baar baar maa baap ke paas jaane ki dhamki toh nahi degi

Apun bahut famous aadmi ... bada bada paper mein apun ka chota chota photo chapta hai

Ab kachoo nahi hona hai ... sirf rona hi rona hai

Gaadiya videshi look mein achchi lagti hai ... aur foreigners hamesha Indian sanskar mein achche lagte hai

Sati Savitri ke door ke rishtey ki cousin

Tu Superman hai? ... Spiderman hai? ... abhe tu common man hai

Main zara romantic kisam ka aadmi hoon ... shaadi ke baad ishq karna toh chhod diya hai ... is liye biwi se romance karke kaam chala leta hoon

Hamare haathon arrest hone waale ... bail nahi maangte

Ek hi baat bolte bolte thakoonga ... toh har ladki ko I love you, I love you kaise bolonga

Agar mohabbat ka mausam theek nahi raha toh yeh apne apne ghar jayenge ... aur agar mohabbat ka mausam theek raha toh phir yeh gana gayenge

Pyas ab pani ho jaye, katra katra ghulab ho jaye .... tum apne haathon se joh pila do mujhko, toh mineral water bhi sharab ho jaye

Yeh toh underwear dost nikle

Shakal dekh kar bande ka sperm pehchaan jaata hoon

Tumhari shaadi usse nahin hogi jise tum prem karti ho ... tumhari shaadi usse hogi jise main prem karta hoon

Draupadi teri akele ki nahi hai ... hum sab shareholder hai

Pata hai competition ki height kya hai ... Niagara Falls ke samne pishaab karta hua aadmi

Dard hai ghutne mein toh takleef hai uthne mein

Door se dekha toh Alia Bhatt ... paas aakar dekha toh Mahesh Bhatt

Insaan ko hamesha seedha hi hona chahiye ... ooltah toh Tarak Mehta ka chashmah bhi hai

Rishvat nariyal jaisa ho gaya hai ... har kaam se pehle dono ka chaddava zaroori hai