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# 1101
Jab yeh haath kisi par desi tarike se padta hai na ... toh aadmi gendh ki tarah boundary se nahi ... stadium se bahar chala jaata hai
When this hand falls on someone in the Indian style ... then that person flies like a ball not only behind the boundary ... but also out of the stadium

Singh Saab The Great

Sunny Deol

Action•Sports & Games•Comedy
29
# 1102
Ladki ko bhagake laane mein ek bahut bada faida hai ... ladki baar baar maa baap ke paas jaane ki dhamki toh nahi degi
There is one big advantage in running with the girl in hiding ... she won't threaten you every time about going back to her parents house

Saathiya

Tinnu Anand

Parents•House•Comedy
29
# 1103
Apun bahut famous aadmi ... bada bada paper mein apun ka chota chota photo chapta hai
I am a very famous person ... big newspapers do publish a small picture of mine

Amar Akbar Anthony

Amitabh Bachchan

Comedy
Play Video
29
# 1104
Ab kachoo nahi hona hai ... sirf rona hi rona hai
Now nothing will happen ... you simply have to cry and cry

China Gate

Mukesh Tiwari

Comedy•Sadness
Play Video
29
# 1105
Gaadiya videshi look mein achchi lagti hai ... aur foreigners hamesha Indian sanskar mein achche lagte hai
Cars look good with foreign looks ... and foreigners always look good with Indian cultures

Players

Johnny Lever

Transportation•Comedy
29
# 1106
Sati Savitri ke door ke rishtey ki cousin
Hey you distant cousin of a honest lady

The Killer

Emraan Hashmi

Comedy•Truth & Honesty
29
# 1107
Tu Superman hai? ... Spiderman hai? ... abhe tu common man hai
Are you Superman? ... are you Spiderman? ... you are a common man

Partner

Salman Khan

Comedy
29
# 1108
Main zara romantic kisam ka aadmi hoon ... shaadi ke baad ishq karna toh chhod diya hai ... is liye biwi se romance karke kaam chala leta hoon
I am a slightly romantic person ... and I have stopped flirting after marriage ... that's why I live around by romancing with my wife

Kabhi Kabhie

Shashi Kapoor

Husband & Wife•Marriage & Wedding•Comedy
29
# 1109
Hamare haathon arrest hone waale ... bail nahi maangte
Those who get arrested by me ... don't ask for bail

Zanjeer (2013)

Mahie Gill

Comedy•Police
Play Video
29
# 1110
Ek hi baat bolte bolte thakoonga ... toh har ladki ko I love you, I love you kaise bolonga
If I get tired saying the same again and again ... then how will I say I love you, I love you to every girl

Aap Kaa Surroor

Unknown

Comedy
29
# 1111
Agar mohabbat ka mausam theek nahi raha toh yeh apne apne ghar jayenge ... aur agar mohabbat ka mausam theek raha toh phir yeh gana gayenge
If the weather of romance is not good then they will go to their own houses ... and if the weather of romance is good then they will sing a song

Aatish

Kader Khan

Romance•Weather•Comedy
29
# 1112
Pyas ab pani ho jaye, katra katra ghulab ho jaye .... tum apne haathon se joh pila do mujhko, toh mineral water bhi sharab ho jaye
The thirst may now become water, every drop may now become a rose ... and if you make me drink from your hands, then even mineral water will become alcohol

Aitraaz

Annu Kapoor

Shayari•Food & Drinks•Comedy
29
# 1113
Yeh toh underwear dost nikle
They turned out to be underwear (old) friends

Awara Paagal Deewana

Johnny Lever

Clothes & Shoes•Friendship•Comedy
29
# 1114
Shakal dekh kar bande ka sperm pehchaan jaata hoon
I can recognize the sperm of a person by looking at his face

Vicky Donor

Annu Kapoor

Comedy•Adult
29
# 1115
Tumhari shaadi usse nahin hogi jise tum prem karti ho ... tumhari shaadi usse hogi jise main prem karta hoon
You will not get married to the person you love ... you will get married to the person I love

Golmaal

Utpal Dutt

Marriage & Wedding•Comedy
29
# 1116
Draupadi teri akele ki nahi hai ... hum sab shareholder hai
Draupadi is just not yours ... we are all shareholders

Jaane Bhi Do Yaaro

Om Puri

Comedy•Business
29
# 1117
Saale in logon ko diesel phukat mein milta hai kya ... poore department ki gaadiyaan mere peeche pari hai
Bloody do these people get diesel for free or what ... all the cars of the department are running behind me

Singham

Prakash Raj

Police•Comedy
29
# 1118
Pata hai competition ki height kya hai ... Niagara Falls ke samne pishaab karta hua aadmi
Do you know what's the height of competition ... a man peeing in front of the Niagara Falls

Marjaavaan

Ritesh Deshmukh

Comedy•City & Places
28
# 1119
Dard hai ghutne mein toh takleef hai uthne mein
It's hard for me to stand up since I have pain in my knees

Simmba

Ranveer Singh

Comedy
28
# 1120
Door se dekha toh Alia Bhatt ... paas aakar dekha toh Mahesh Bhatt
When I saw from a distance it seemed like Alia Bhatt ... but when I went closer it turned out to be Mahesh Bhatt

Judwaa 2

Anupam Kher

Comedy•Shayari
28
Songs - Comedy
Re Mama Re Mama Re
Re Mama Re Mama Re
Andaz
 Harry Is Not A Brahmachari
Harry Is Not A Brahmachari
Shaadi Ke Side Effects
 Lage Raho Munna Bhai (Remix)
Lage Raho Munna Bhai (Remix)
Lage Raho Munna Bhai
 Na Jaane Kahan Se Aayi Hai
Na Jaane Kahan Se Aayi Hai
Chaalbaaz
 Main Laila Laila Chilaunga
Main Laila Laila Chilaunga
Anari No. 1
 Tune Abhi Dekha Nahin - II
Tune Abhi Dekha Nahin - II
Do Aur Do Paanch
 Po Po
Po Po
Son Of Sardaar
 Chal Mere Bhai (Remix)
Chal Mere Bhai (Remix)
Chal Mere Bhai
 Antakshari
Antakshari
Maine Pyar Kiya
 Bholi Surat Dil Ke Khote
Bholi Surat Dil Ke Khote
Albela (1951)

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