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# 661

Roz subah joh doodh peeya hota hai ... tumhe dekh ke phatke paneer ho jaata hai


Every morning the milk that I drink ... turns into cottage cheese after seeing you

# 662

Ishq ka ek problem hai ... agar ek ki lagi toh doosre ki bhi lagni hai kabhi na kabhi


Love has one problem ... if one gets into trouble then the other also will get in trouble sometime or the other

# 663

Dono ka blood group bhi ek hi hai ... isliye nahi ki dono judwaa hai ... isliye ki dono ek doosre ka khoon chooste rehte hai


They both have the same blood group ... not because they are twins ... but because they keep sucking the blood of each other

# 664

Yeh aankhen nahi camera hai ... aur is camere ne aapke andhar ke kalakar ko pechaan liya hai


These are not eyes they are a camera ... and this camera has recognized the artist inside you

# 665

College mein aata hoon lekin lecture mein nahi aata hoon ... six pack mein aata hoon lekin family pack mein nahi aata hoon ... bus mein aata hoon lekin kisi ke bas mein nahi


I go to the college, but I don't attend the lecture ... I come with six pack, but not as a family pack ... I come in a bus, but no one can control me

# 666

Love is blind ... but in my case the lover is blind


Love is blind ... but in my case the lover is blind

# 667

Vodka samaaj ki dushman hai ... aao isse milke khatam kare


Vodka is the enemy of the society ... let's finish it together

# 668

Taqdeer woh chinaal hai ... joh mere saath nahi soti


Destiny is that bitch ... who doesn't sleep with me

# 669

Awara kutta Mercedes ke peeche bhaag toh sakta hai ... lekin usse chala nahin sakta


A stray dog can run behind a Mercedes ... but he cannot drive it

# 670

Bhabhijaan, aap hum mein apnaye na apnaye ... hum aapko mooh dikhayi mein mile hai


Sister-in-law whether you treat me as your own or not ... I have come to you as a wedding gift

# 671

Filmein sirf teen cheezo ke wajah se chalti hai ... entertainment, entertainment, entertainment ... aur main entertainment hoon


Films do well only because of 3 reasons ... entertainment, entertainment, entertainment ... and I am entertainment

# 672

Do-sau-che type ka sirf haddi hai ... todhne ke time apun log sochte they kya


There are 206 types of bones ... while breaking them did we ever think about it

# 673

Normal logon ke saath raha karo ... paranormal logon ke saath nahi


Stay with normal people ... not with paranormal people

# 674

Shakahari ke pet mein machchi ... aai shapat kai tari hai gochi


A fish in a vegetarian's stomach ... I swear on my mom, something is strange

# 675

Sex aur chocolate dono ek hi type ka maza dete hai ... fark sirf itna hai ... ek mein wrapper nikalna padhta hai aur doosre mein aaj kal chadhana padhta hai


Sex and chocolate both give the same kind of pleasure ... the only difference is that ... in one you have to remove the wrapper and in the other nowadays you have to put it on

# 676

Abhe tere jaise ko toh main har shanivar ko ... paanch hari mirchion ke saath apne ghar ke bahar latkata hoon


I hang a person like you every Saturday ... outside my house along with 5 green chili peppers

# 677

Upar waale ne tumhe aage aur peeche bahut kuch diya hai ... lekin upar kuch nahi diya hai


God has given you a lot in the front and in the back ... but he has not given you anything on the top

# 678

Yeh mera baap hai ... aur main iska paap hoon


This is my father ... and I am his sin

# 679

Tube se nikla hua toothpaste ... aur tees maar khan ki diyi hui zubaan ... kabhi wapas nahi jaati


The toothpaste out from the tube ... and the great one's promise ... never go back

# 680

Jab jung dil aur dimaag ki ho na ... toh hamesha dil ki sunte hai ... kyun ki dimaag kya hota dahi ... aur dil kya hota sahi


In the battle of the heart and the mind ... always listen to your heart ... because the mind is like yogurt ... and the heart is always right

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