College mein aata hoon lekin lecture mein nahi aata hoon ... six pack mein aata hoon lekin family pack mein nahi aata hoon ... bus mein aata hoon lekin kisi ke bas mein nahi

Badhe bachon jaise baatein tab karte hai ... jab bache badhon jaise kaam karte hai

Ladkiyan kapur ki tarah hoti hai ... teeli lagi nahi ki jalkar roshni dene lagti hai ... aur tum ladke tubelight ki tarah hote ho ... bahut der se jalte ho

Dawai aur shaadi mein badi similarity hoti hai ... dono agar time pe na mile na, bahut mushkil ho jaati hai

Tum abhi bachchi ho ... badi ho jao jaldi ... zindagi bitani hai tumhare saath

A for apple, B for bade apple, C for chote apple, D for doosron ke apple

Jahan mile dost ko jughaad ... dosti ho gayi kabaad

Roz subah joh doodh peeya hota hai ... tumhe dekh ke phatke paneer ho jaata hai

Taqdeer woh chinaal hai ... joh mere saath nahi soti

Upar waale ne tumhe aage aur peeche bahut kuch diya hai ... lekin upar kuch nahi diya hai

Mujhe tumhe waise dekhne mein koi interest nahi hai

Pehli line mein panga ... doosri line mein main nanga

Yeh hota hai chutzpah!

Yeh aadha pagal, tum aadhi pagal ... bachche poore pagal

Aurat ka khaas khayal do hi umar ma bahut rakhna padta hai ... ek jab uski umar hovat hai satrah, tab saala badh jaata hai khatra ... aur jab aurat hovat hai tees, oo saali ban javat hai cheez

Kitni baar kaha hai ... aaish kar, ishq mat kar

Bhabhijaan, aap hum mein apnaye na apnaye ... hum aapko mooh dikhayi mein mile hai

Aaya hoon, kuch to loot kar jaunga ... khandani chor hoon main, khandani ... Mogambo ka bhatija, Gogo

Jab jung dil aur dimaag ki ho na ... toh hamesha dil ki sunte hai ... kyun ki dimaag kya hota dahi ... aur dil kya hota sahi

One kiss burns many calories ... want to lose some weight?