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# 661

Roz subah joh doodh peeya hota hai ... tumhe dekh ke phatke paneer ho jaata hai

Every morning the milk that I drink ... turns into cottage cheese after seeing you

Mujhse Fraaandship Karoge

Saqib Saleem

Food & Drinks•Comedy
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# 662

Ishq ka ek problem hai ... agar ek ki lagi toh doosre ki bhi lagni hai kabhi na kabhi

Love has one problem ... if one gets into trouble then the other also will get in trouble sometime or the other

Yeh Saali Zindagi

Irrfan Khan

Romance•Comedy
58
# 663

Dono ka blood group bhi ek hi hai ... isliye nahi ki dono judwaa hai ... isliye ki dono ek doosre ka khoon chooste rehte hai

They both have the same blood group ... not because they are twins ... but because they keep sucking the blood of each other

Chashme Baddoor (2013)

Bharati Achrekar

Comedy
58
# 664

Yeh aankhen nahi camera hai ... aur is camere ne aapke andhar ke kalakar ko pechaan liya hai

These are not eyes they are a camera ... and this camera has recognized the artist inside you

Welcome

Vijay Raaz

Comedy
58
# 665

College mein aata hoon lekin lecture mein nahi aata hoon ... six pack mein aata hoon lekin family pack mein nahi aata hoon ... bus mein aata hoon lekin kisi ke bas mein nahi

I go to the college, but I don't attend the lecture ... I come with six pack, but not as a family pack ... I come in a bus, but no one can control me

Judwaa 2

Varun Dhawan

Comedy•Transportation
57
# 666

Love is blind ... but in my case the lover is blind

Love is blind ... but in my case the lover is blind

Housefull 3

Ritesh Deshmukh

Comedy
Play Video
57
# 667

Vodka samaaj ki dushman hai ... aao isse milke khatam kare

Vodka is the enemy of the society ... let's finish it together

Mujhse Fraaandship Karoge

Saqib Saleem

Food & Drinks•Enemy•Comedy
57
# 668

Taqdeer woh chinaal hai ... joh mere saath nahi soti

Destiny is that bitch ... who doesn't sleep with me

Kaante

Sunil Shetty

Luck & Destiny•Adult•Comedy
57
# 669

Awara kutta Mercedes ke peeche bhaag toh sakta hai ... lekin usse chala nahin sakta

A stray dog can run behind a Mercedes ... but he cannot drive it

Khiladi 786

Himesh Reshammiya

Animals & Birds•Transportation•Comedy
57
# 670

Bhabhijaan, aap hum mein apnaye na apnaye ... hum aapko mooh dikhayi mein mile hai

Sister-in-law whether you treat me as your own or not ... I have come to you as a wedding gift

Hum Saath Saath Hain

Shakti Kapoor

Family•Marriage & Wedding•Comedy
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# 671

Filmein sirf teen cheezo ke wajah se chalti hai ... entertainment, entertainment, entertainment ... aur main entertainment hoon

Films do well only because of 3 reasons ... entertainment, entertainment, entertainment ... and I am entertainment

The Dirty Picture

Vidya Balan

Comedy
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# 672

Do-sau-che type ka sirf haddi hai ... todhne ke time apun log sochte they kya

There are 206 types of bones ... while breaking them did we ever think about it

Munna Bhai MBBS

Sanjay Dutt

Rowdyism•Action•Comedy
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# 673

Normal logon ke saath raha karo ... paranormal logon ke saath nahi

Stay with normal people ... not with paranormal people

Ragini MMS 2

Parvin Dabas

Horror•Comedy
56
# 674

Shakahari ke pet mein machchi ... aai shapat kai tari hai gochi

A fish in a vegetarian's stomach ... I swear on my mom, something is strange

Housefull 2

Johnny Lever

Shayari•Food & Drinks•Comedy
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# 675

Sex aur chocolate dono ek hi type ka maza dete hai ... fark sirf itna hai ... ek mein wrapper nikalna padhta hai aur doosre mein aaj kal chadhana padhta hai

Sex and chocolate both give the same kind of pleasure ... the only difference is that ... in one you have to remove the wrapper and in the other nowadays you have to put it on

Musafir

Aditya Pancholi

Adult•Food & Drinks•Comedy
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# 676

Abhe tere jaise ko toh main har shanivar ko ... paanch hari mirchion ke saath apne ghar ke bahar latkata hoon

I hang a person like you every Saturday ... outside my house along with 5 green chili peppers

Dhamaal

Ritesh Deshmukh

Food & Drinks•House•Comedy
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# 677

Upar waale ne tumhe aage aur peeche bahut kuch diya hai ... lekin upar kuch nahi diya hai

God has given you a lot in the front and in the back ... but he has not given you anything on the top

Race 2

Anil Kapoor

Adult•Comedy
56
# 678

Yeh mera baap hai ... aur main iska paap hoon

This is my father ... and I am his sin

Housefull 2

Akshay Kumar

Comedy•Parents
56
# 679

Tube se nikla hua toothpaste ... aur tees maar khan ki diyi hui zubaan ... kabhi wapas nahi jaati

The toothpaste out from the tube ... and the great one's promise ... never go back

Tees Maar Khan

Akshay Kumar

Comedy
Play Video
56
# 680

Jab jung dil aur dimaag ki ho na ... toh hamesha dil ki sunte hai ... kyun ki dimaag kya hota dahi ... aur dil kya hota sahi

In the battle of the heart and the mind ... always listen to your heart ... because the mind is like yogurt ... and the heart is always right

Baaghi 2

Deepak Dobriyal

Comedy•Food & Drinks
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