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# 661
Roz subah joh doodh peeya hota hai ... tumhe dekh ke phatke paneer ho jaata hai
Every morning the milk that I drink ... turns into cottage cheese after seeing you

Mujhse Fraaandship Karoge

Saqib Saleem

Food & Drinks•Comedy
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# 662
Ishq ka ek problem hai ... agar ek ki lagi toh doosre ki bhi lagni hai kabhi na kabhi
Love has one problem ... if one gets into trouble then the other also will get in trouble sometime or the other

Yeh Saali Zindagi

Irrfan Khan

Romance•Comedy
58
# 663
Dono ka blood group bhi ek hi hai ... isliye nahi ki dono judwaa hai ... isliye ki dono ek doosre ka khoon chooste rehte hai
They both have the same blood group ... not because they are twins ... but because they keep sucking the blood of each other

Chashme Baddoor (2013)

Bharati Achrekar

Comedy
58
# 664
Bhabhijaan, aap hum mein apnaye na apnaye ... hum aapko mooh dikhayi mein mile hai
Sister-in-law whether you treat me as your own or not ... I have come to you as a wedding gift

Hum Saath Saath Hain

Shakti Kapoor

Family•Marriage & Wedding•Comedy
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58
# 665
Yeh aankhen nahi camera hai ... aur is camere ne aapke andhar ke kalakar ko pechaan liya hai
These are not eyes they are a camera ... and this camera has recognized the artist inside you

Welcome

Vijay Raaz

Comedy
58
# 666
College mein aata hoon lekin lecture mein nahi aata hoon ... six pack mein aata hoon lekin family pack mein nahi aata hoon ... bus mein aata hoon lekin kisi ke bas mein nahi
I go to the college, but I don't attend the lecture ... I come with six pack, but not as a family pack ... I come in a bus, but no one can control me

Judwaa 2

Varun Dhawan

Comedy•Transportation
57
# 667
Love is blind ... but in my case the lover is blind
Love is blind ... but in my case the lover is blind

Housefull 3

Ritesh Deshmukh

Comedy
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# 668
Vodka samaaj ki dushman hai ... aao isse milke khatam kare
Vodka is the enemy of the society ... let's finish it together

Mujhse Fraaandship Karoge

Saqib Saleem

Food & Drinks•Enemy•Comedy
57
# 669
Taqdeer woh chinaal hai ... joh mere saath nahi soti
Destiny is that bitch ... who doesn't sleep with me

Kaante

Sunil Shetty

Luck & Destiny•Adult•Comedy
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# 670
Awara kutta Mercedes ke peeche bhaag toh sakta hai ... lekin usse chala nahin sakta
A stray dog can run behind a Mercedes ... but he cannot drive it

Khiladi 786

Himesh Reshammiya

Animals & Birds•Transportation•Comedy
57
# 671
Filmein sirf teen cheezo ke wajah se chalti hai ... entertainment, entertainment, entertainment ... aur main entertainment hoon
Films do well only because of 3 reasons ... entertainment, entertainment, entertainment ... and I am entertainment

The Dirty Picture

Vidya Balan

Comedy
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# 672
Do-sau-che type ka sirf haddi hai ... todhne ke time apun log sochte they kya
There are 206 types of bones ... while breaking them did we ever think about it

Munna Bhai MBBS

Sanjay Dutt

Rowdyism•Action•Comedy
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57
# 673
Normal logon ke saath raha karo ... paranormal logon ke saath nahi
Stay with normal people ... not with paranormal people

Ragini MMS 2

Parvin Dabas

Horror•Comedy
56
# 674
Election circus ki tarah hota hai ... jahan pe joker sirf time pass ke liye hota hai ... ticketein khareedi jaati hai sher ko dekhne ke liye
Election is just like the circus ... where the joker is there just for time pass ... tickets are bought to see the tiger

Bhoothnath Returns

Boman Irani

Politics•Animals & Birds•Comedy
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# 675
Shakahari ke pet mein machchi ... aai shapat kai tari hai gochi
A fish in a vegetarian's stomach ... I swear on my mom, something is strange

Housefull 2

Johnny Lever

Shayari•Food & Drinks•Comedy
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# 676
Sex aur chocolate dono ek hi type ka maza dete hai ... fark sirf itna hai ... ek mein wrapper nikalna padhta hai aur doosre mein aaj kal chadhana padhta hai
Sex and chocolate both give the same kind of pleasure ... the only difference is that ... in one you have to remove the wrapper and in the other nowadays you have to put it on

Musafir

Aditya Pancholi

Adult•Food & Drinks•Comedy
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# 677
Abhe tere jaise ko toh main har shanivar ko ... paanch hari mirchion ke saath apne ghar ke bahar latkata hoon
I hang a person like you every Saturday ... outside my house along with 5 green chili peppers

Dhamaal

Ritesh Deshmukh

Food & Drinks•House•Comedy
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# 678
Kabhi kabhi mere dil mein sawaal aata hai ... ki agar duniya mein Sardar na hote toh kya hota? ... sorry yaar duniya bekaar bina son of Sardar
Sometimes there is a question that comes to my heart ... that if there were no Sikhs in this world then what would have happened? ... sorry my friend the world would have been useless without the son of Sikh

Son Of Sardaar

Ajay Devgan

Comedy•World & Universe
56
# 679
Upar waale ne tumhe aage aur peeche bahut kuch diya hai ... lekin upar kuch nahi diya hai
God has given you a lot in the front and in the back ... but he has not given you anything on the top

Race 2

Anil Kapoor

Adult•Comedy
56
# 680
Yeh mera baap hai ... aur main iska paap hoon
This is my father ... and I am his sin

Housefull 2

Akshay Kumar

Comedy•Parents
56
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