Roz subah joh doodh peeya hota hai ... tumhe dekh ke phatke paneer ho jaata hai

Ishq ka ek problem hai ... agar ek ki lagi toh doosre ki bhi lagni hai kabhi na kabhi

Dono ka blood group bhi ek hi hai ... isliye nahi ki dono judwaa hai ... isliye ki dono ek doosre ka khoon chooste rehte hai

Yeh aankhen nahi camera hai ... aur is camere ne aapke andhar ke kalakar ko pechaan liya hai

College mein aata hoon lekin lecture mein nahi aata hoon ... six pack mein aata hoon lekin family pack mein nahi aata hoon ... bus mein aata hoon lekin kisi ke bas mein nahi

Love is blind ... but in my case the lover is blind

Vodka samaaj ki dushman hai ... aao isse milke khatam kare

Taqdeer woh chinaal hai ... joh mere saath nahi soti

Awara kutta Mercedes ke peeche bhaag toh sakta hai ... lekin usse chala nahin sakta

Bhabhijaan, aap hum mein apnaye na apnaye ... hum aapko mooh dikhayi mein mile hai

Filmein sirf teen cheezo ke wajah se chalti hai ... entertainment, entertainment, entertainment ... aur main entertainment hoon

Do-sau-che type ka sirf haddi hai ... todhne ke time apun log sochte they kya

Normal logon ke saath raha karo ... paranormal logon ke saath nahi

Election circus ki tarah hota hai ... jahan pe joker sirf time pass ke liye hota hai ... ticketein khareedi jaati hai sher ko dekhne ke liye

Shakahari ke pet mein machchi ... aai shapat kai tari hai gochi

Sex aur chocolate dono ek hi type ka maza dete hai ... fark sirf itna hai ... ek mein wrapper nikalna padhta hai aur doosre mein aaj kal chadhana padhta hai

Abhe tere jaise ko toh main har shanivar ko ... paanch hari mirchion ke saath apne ghar ke bahar latkata hoon

Upar waale ne tumhe aage aur peeche bahut kuch diya hai ... lekin upar kuch nahi diya hai

Yeh mera baap hai ... aur main iska paap hoon

Tube se nikla hua toothpaste ... aur tees maar khan ki diyi hui zubaan ... kabhi wapas nahi jaati