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# 681
Jab jung dil aur dimaag ki ho na ... toh hamesha dil ki sunte hai ... kyun ki dimaag kya hota dahi ... aur dil kya hota sahi

In the battle of the heart and the mind ... always listen to your heart ... because the mind is like yogurt ... and the heart is always right

# 682
Pehli line mein panga ... doosri line mein main nanga

You want to fight with me in your first line ... and you want to make me naked in your second line

# 683
Meri maa kehti hai khate waqt roti aur maarte waqt bandhe ginna ... bahut buri baat hai

My mom says that, counting breads when you eat and people when you beat them ... is a very bad thing

# 684
Badhe bachon jaise baatein tab karte hai ... jab bache badhon jaise kaam karte hai

Elders talks like kids when ... kids work like elders

# 685
Ladkiyan kapur ki tarah hoti hai ... teeli lagi nahi ki jalkar roshni dene lagti hai ... aur tum ladke tubelight ki tarah hote ho ... bahut der se jalte ho

Girls are like a camphor ball ... the moment a matchstick ignites they start spreading the light ... and you boys are like a tubelight ... you start very late

# 686
Krishna kare toh raas leela ... hum kare toh character dheela

If Lord Krishna does it then it's dance and play ... but if I do it then my character is loose

# 687
Kyun matakti hai bahut ... aaj tanhayi khatakti hai bahut

Why do you show so much style ... today I am feeling very lonely

# 688
Yeh aadha pagal, tum aadhi pagal ... bachche poore pagal

He is half crazy, you are half crazy ... your kids will be completely crazy

# 689
Tujhe toh main all India star bankar dikhaongi

I will become an all India star and show you

# 690
Kabhi kabhi mere dil mein sawaal aata hai ... ki agar duniya mein Sardar na hote toh kya hota? ... sorry yaar duniya bekaar bina son of Sardar

Sometimes there is a question that comes to my heart ... that if there were no Sikhs in this world then what would have happened? ... sorry my friend the world would have been useless without the son of Sikh

# 691
Thoda sa hamari taraf se bhi ro dena

Please cry a little on my behalf also

# 692
Kanoon aur bhagwan jab deta hai na, toh chappad phad kar deta hai ... aur jab leta hai, toh thappad maar kar leta hai

Law and God when they give, they give like crazy ... and when they take, they slap and take it

# 693
Mujhe tumhe waise dekhne mein koi interest nahi hai

I have no interest in seeing you that way

# 694
(Hum kyun nahi ek doosre ko I love you jaisi stupid baatein bolenge) ... Kyun ki phir sab emotional ho jaata hai, senty ho jaata hai aur masti ka the end ho jaata hai

(Why won't we say stupid things like I love you to each other) ... Because then everything becomes emotional, everything becomes sentimental and the fun ends

# 695
Early to double bed and early to wake up fast ... makes a male mard hatta katta and oversmart

Early to bed and early to rise ... makes a man strong and oversmart

# 696
Itne bade hokar student ... disgusting

A student at this old age ... disgusting

# 697
Kitni baar kaha hai ... aaish kar, ishq mat kar

How many times have I told you ... have fun, don't fall in love

# 698
Ek dost ne ek dost ko yun peeta ... tann ki shakti, mann ki shakti senorita

One friend was beaten by another friend ... oh Miss, it is the strength of the body and the strength of the heart

# 699
Tera dimaag tedha hai, lekin achcha sochta hai

Your mind is weird, but you think well

# 700
Kisi sharif ke kaminepan ko dekhne mein joh mazaa aata hai na ... woh kisi harami ke haramipan mein nahi

The enjoyment that you get in watching the sneakiness of a honest man ... you don't get that in the bastardy behavior of a bastard

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