Pehli line mein panga ... doosri line mein main nanga

Meri maa kehti hai khate waqt roti aur maarte waqt bandhe ginna ... bahut buri baat hai

Badhe bachon jaise baatein tab karte hai ... jab bache badhon jaise kaam karte hai

Ladkiyan kapur ki tarah hoti hai ... teeli lagi nahi ki jalkar roshni dene lagti hai ... aur tum ladke tubelight ki tarah hote ho ... bahut der se jalte ho

Krishna kare toh raas leela ... hum kare toh character dheela

Kyun matakti hai bahut ... aaj tanhayi khatakti hai bahut

Yeh aadha pagal, tum aadhi pagal ... bachche poore pagal

Election circus ki tarah hota hai ... jahan pe joker sirf time pass ke liye hota hai ... ticketein khareedi jaati hai sher ko dekhne ke liye

Kabhi kabhi mere dil mein sawaal aata hai ... ki agar duniya mein Sardar na hote toh kya hota? ... sorry yaar duniya bekaar bina son of Sardar

Thoda sa hamari taraf se bhi ro dena

Kanoon aur bhagwan jab deta hai na, toh chappad phad kar deta hai ... aur jab leta hai, toh thappad maar kar leta hai

Mujhe tumhe waise dekhne mein koi interest nahi hai

(Hum kyun nahi ek doosre ko I love you jaisi stupid baatein bolenge) ... Kyun ki phir sab emotional ho jaata hai, senty ho jaata hai aur masti ka the end ho jaata hai

Early to double bed and early to wake up fast ... makes a male mard hatta katta and oversmart

Itne bade hokar student ... disgusting

Kitni baar kaha hai ... aaish kar, ishq mat kar

Ek dost ne ek dost ko yun peeta ... tann ki shakti, mann ki shakti senorita

Kisi sharif ke kaminepan ko dekhne mein joh mazaa aata hai na ... woh kisi harami ke haramipan mein nahi

Duniya mein log achche ya burre nahi hote ... sirf samajhdaar ya chutiye hote hai

Police asli ho ya nakli ... aati saali hamesha late hi hai