Tube se nikla hua toothpaste ... aur tees maar khan ki diyi hui zubaan ... kabhi wapas nahi jaati

Jab jung dil aur dimaag ki ho na ... toh hamesha dil ki sunte hai ... kyun ki dimaag kya hota dahi ... aur dil kya hota sahi

Pehli line mein panga ... doosri line mein main nanga

Meri maa kehti hai khate waqt roti aur maarte waqt bandhe ginna ... bahut buri baat hai

Badhe bachon jaise baatein tab karte hai ... jab bache badhon jaise kaam karte hai

Ladkiyan kapur ki tarah hoti hai ... teeli lagi nahi ki jalkar roshni dene lagti hai ... aur tum ladke tubelight ki tarah hote ho ... bahut der se jalte ho

Krishna kare toh raas leela ... hum kare toh character dheela

Kyun matakti hai bahut ... aaj tanhayi khatakti hai bahut

Yeh aadha pagal, tum aadhi pagal ... bachche poore pagal

Tujhe toh main all India star bankar dikhaongi

Thoda sa hamari taraf se bhi ro dena

Kanoon aur bhagwan jab deta hai na, toh chappad phad kar deta hai ... aur jab leta hai, toh thappad maar kar leta hai

Mujhe tumhe waise dekhne mein koi interest nahi hai

(Hum kyun nahi ek doosre ko I love you jaisi stupid baatein bolenge) ... Kyun ki phir sab emotional ho jaata hai, senty ho jaata hai aur masti ka the end ho jaata hai

Early to double bed and early to wake up fast ... makes a male mard hatta katta and oversmart

Itne bade hokar student ... disgusting

Kitni baar kaha hai ... aaish kar, ishq mat kar

Ek dost ne ek dost ko yun peeta ... tann ki shakti, mann ki shakti senorita

Tera dimaag tedha hai, lekin achcha sochta hai

Kisi sharif ke kaminepan ko dekhne mein joh mazaa aata hai na ... woh kisi harami ke haramipan mein nahi