Maa ne kaha tha beta kabhi kisi ka dil nahi todna ... toh humne dil ko chhodke baki sab toda

Kyun matakti hai bahut ... aaj tanhayi khatakti hai bahut

Tujhe toh main all India star bankar dikhaongi

Itne bade hokar student ... disgusting

Tera dimaag tedha hai, lekin achcha sochta hai

Climax ke pehle hi meri love story ka end ho gaya hai

Yeh mera baap hai ... aur main iska paap hoon

Police asli ho ya nakli ... aati saali hamesha late hi hai

Honeymoon is a three letter word ... S-E-X

Election circus ki tarah hota hai ... jahan pe joker sirf time pass ke liye hota hai ... ticketein khareedi jaati hai sher ko dekhne ke liye

Mogambo Anil Kapoor ke chaati ke baal dekh ke khush ho jaata tha ... par yeh toh kabhi khush nahi hoti

Tu marega nahi ... tu sadega!

You're the one jispe atka hai mann

Awara kutta Mercedes ke peeche bhaag toh sakta hai ... lekin usse chala nahin sakta

Thoda sa hamari taraf se bhi ro dena

Jaise purana cricketer commentator banta hai na ... waise purani gadi museum mein jati hai

Main na idhar dekhta hoon na udhar dekhta hoon ... bahut sochne ke baad kahin dekhta hoon

(Hum kyun nahi ek doosre ko I love you jaisi stupid baatein bolenge) ... Kyun ki phir sab emotional ho jaata hai, senty ho jaata hai aur masti ka the end ho jaata hai

Hospital mein normal delivery hui thi ... iska matlab yeh toh pakka tha ki yeh abnormal upar se nahi tapka tha

Woh chahegi jiska banna ... arre wohi banega Rajesh Khanna