Bas guru, ab toh kardo Wah Wah productions shuru

Saale jahan Amol Palekar banna chahiye ... wahan Shakti Kapoor banjata hai

Tanker bhar khoon hai body mein

Main shayar toh nahi magar aye haseen ... aage ki lines main jaanta nahi

Yeh hota hai chutzpah!

Main ek din mein do galat kaam nahi karta

Agar stuntman ko acting aati ... to woh hero nahi ban jaate

Maa ne kaha tha beta kabhi kisi ka dil nahi todna ... toh humne dil ko chhodke baki sab toda

A for apple, B for bade apple, C for chote apple, D for doosron ke apple

Jahan mile dost ko jughaad ... dosti ho gayi kabaad

Tujhe seekhne mein do janam lagenge ... mera paas ek hi hai

Hum koi mandir ka ghanta hai ki koi bhi aake baja jaata hai

Aap toop ho ... main toh kehta hoon aap Pope ho

Aaj tak mujhe tum jaisi koi ladki dikhi hi nahi ... dikhi hai toh mili hi nahi ... mili nahi toh baat bani hi nahi ... baat bani nahi toh baat aage badhi hi nahi ... isliye main zindagi mein peeche reh gaya

Aapne bataya nahin aaj mera birthday hai

Agar subah subah sandaas jana hai toh singer banna padega

Maine tumhare naam ki Daler ka toh pata nahi ... mehndi laga li hai

Aurat ka khaas khayal do hi umar ma bahut rakhna padta hai ... ek jab uski umar hovat hai satrah, tab saala badh jaata hai khatra ... aur jab aurat hovat hai tees, oo saali ban javat hai cheez

Tum abhi bachchi ho ... badi ho jao jaldi ... zindagi bitani hai tumhare saath

Aadmi ya toh chamcha hota hai ... ya kaanta