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# 641

Tujhe seekhne mein do janam lagenge ... mera paas ek hi hai

It will take you two lives to learn ... I only have one

Once Upon A Time In Mumbaai Dobara

Imran Khan

Comedy
58
# 642

Ishq ka ek problem hai ... agar ek ki lagi toh doosre ki bhi lagni hai kabhi na kabhi

Love has one problem ... if one gets into trouble then the other also will get in trouble sometime or the other

Yeh Saali Zindagi

Irrfan Khan

Romance•Comedy
58
# 643

Dono ka blood group bhi ek hi hai ... isliye nahi ki dono judwaa hai ... isliye ki dono ek doosre ka khoon chooste rehte hai

They both have the same blood group ... not because they are twins ... but because they keep sucking the blood of each other

Chashme Baddoor (2013)

Bharati Achrekar

Comedy
58
# 644

Aaj tak mujhe tum jaisi koi ladki dikhi hi nahi ... dikhi hai toh mili hi nahi ... mili nahi toh baat bani hi nahi ... baat bani nahi toh baat aage badhi hi nahi ... isliye main zindagi mein peeche reh gaya

Till today I have not seen a girl like you ... if seen then I've never met ... if I've never met then the point is never made ... if the point is never made then the point has never moved ahead ... that's why I was left behind in life

Dulhe Raja

Govinda

Romance•Comedy•Life
58
# 645

Bas guru, ab toh kardo Wah Wah productions shuru

Enough master, now start Wah Wah productions

Andaz Apna Apna

Salman Khan

Comedy
Play Video
58
# 646

Tanker bhar khoon hai body mein

I have a tanker load of blood in my body

Ishaqzaade

Arjun Kapoor

Action•Comedy
Play Video
58
# 647

Yeh aankhen nahi camera hai ... aur is camere ne aapke andhar ke kalakar ko pechaan liya hai

These are not eyes they are a camera ... and this camera has recognized the artist inside you

Welcome

Vijay Raaz

Comedy
58
# 648

Hilna nahin, hilna nahin ... nahin toh hila ke rakh doonga

Don't move, don't move ... otherwise I will shake you up

Andaz Apna Apna

Aamir Khan

Action•Comedy
Play Video
58
# 649

Yeh the mantally sick ho chuka hai

He has become mentally sick

Zindagi Na Milegi Dobara

Abhay Deol

Comedy
58
# 650

Love is blind ... but in my case the lover is blind

Love is blind ... but in my case the lover is blind

Housefull 3

Ritesh Deshmukh

Comedy
Play Video
57
# 651

Main shayar toh nahi magar aye haseen ... aage ki lines main jaanta nahi

I'm not a poet but oh you beauty ... I don't know the lines after this

Kal Ho Naa Ho

Saif Ali Khan

Comedy•Shayari
Play Video
57
# 652

Shaadi ke pehle pyar bahut zaroori hai ... kyun ki shaadi ek gaadi ki tarah hai ... jitna zyada chalao utna better andaza hota hai ki kab dhakka dekar start karna hai

Love before marriage is very important ... because marriage is like a car ... the more you drive it, the more better you understand as to when you have to push it to start it

Shaadi No. 1

Aarti Chhabria

Marriage & Wedding•Transportation•Comedy
57
# 653

Main ek din mein do galat kaam nahi karta

I don't do two wrong things in one day

Once Upon A Time In Mumbaai Dobara

Imran Khan

Rowdyism•Comedy
57
# 654

Hamari zindagi ka tambu teen bambuon pe khada hua hai ... shayari, sharaab aur aap

The tent of my life is standing on three sticks ... poems, alcohol and you

Sharaabi

Amitabh Bachchan

Life•Food & Drinks•Comedy
57
# 655

Filmein sirf teen cheezo ke wajah se chalti hai ... entertainment, entertainment, entertainment ... aur main entertainment hoon

Films do well only because of 3 reasons ... entertainment, entertainment, entertainment ... and I am entertainment

The Dirty Picture

Vidya Balan

Comedy
Play Video
57
# 656

Normal logon ke saath raha karo ... paranormal logon ke saath nahi

Stay with normal people ... not with paranormal people

Ragini MMS 2

Parvin Dabas

Horror•Comedy
56
# 657

Saale jahan Amol Palekar banna chahiye ... wahan Shakti Kapoor banjata hai

Bloody where you should become Amol Palekar ... you become Shakti Kapoor

Rowdy Rathore

Akshay Kumar

Comedy
Play Video
56
# 658

Tube se nikla hua toothpaste ... aur tees maar khan ki diyi hui zubaan ... kabhi wapas nahi jaati

The toothpaste out from the tube ... and the great one's promise ... never go back

Tees Maar Khan

Akshay Kumar

Comedy
Play Video
56
# 659

Jahan dekhi laundiya, nachne laga dandiya

Wherever you see a girl, you start dancing

Musafir

Sanjay Dutt

Dance•Comedy
56
# 660

Agar subah subah sandaas jana hai toh singer banna padega

If you want to go to the toilet early morning then you will have to become a singer

Hera Pheri (2000)

Paresh Rawal

Comedy
56
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Cheeni Kum
 Gold Tamba
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