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# 641
Bas guru, ab toh kardo Wah Wah productions shuru

Enough master, now start Wah Wah productions

# 642
Saale jahan Amol Palekar banna chahiye ... wahan Shakti Kapoor banjata hai

Bloody where you should become Amol Palekar ... you become Shakti Kapoor

# 643
Tanker bhar khoon hai body mein

I have a tanker load of blood in my body

# 644
Main shayar toh nahi magar aye haseen ... aage ki lines main jaanta nahi

I'm not a poet but oh you beauty ... I don't know the lines after this

# 645
Yeh hota hai chutzpah!

This is called being an asshole!

# 646
Main ek din mein do galat kaam nahi karta

I don't do two wrong things in one day

# 647
Agar stuntman ko acting aati ... to woh hero nahi ban jaate

If only the stuntman knew how to act ... they would become heroes

# 648
Maa ne kaha tha beta kabhi kisi ka dil nahi todna ... toh humne dil ko chhodke baki sab toda

Mom had said that never break anyone's heart ... so leaving the heart I broke everything else

# 649
A for apple, B for bade apple, C for chote apple, D for doosron ke apple

A for apple, B for big apple, C for compact apple, D for a different persons apple

# 650
Jahan mile dost ko jughaad ... dosti ho gayi kabaad

When a friend gets a makeshift ... then the friendship goes scrap

# 651
Tujhe seekhne mein do janam lagenge ... mera paas ek hi hai

It will take you two lives to learn ... I only have one

# 652
Hum koi mandir ka ghanta hai ki koi bhi aake baja jaata hai

Am I the bell in the temple that anyones comes and hits me

# 653
Aap toop ho ... main toh kehta hoon aap Pope ho

You are great ... infact I am saying you are the Pope

# 654
Aaj tak mujhe tum jaisi koi ladki dikhi hi nahi ... dikhi hai toh mili hi nahi ... mili nahi toh baat bani hi nahi ... baat bani nahi toh baat aage badhi hi nahi ... isliye main zindagi mein peeche reh gaya

Till today I have not seen a girl like you ... if seen then I've never met ... if I've never met then the point is never made ... if the point is never made then the point has never moved ahead ... that's why I was left behind in life

# 655
Aapne bataya nahin aaj mera birthday hai

You didn't tell me that today is my birthday

# 656
Agar subah subah sandaas jana hai toh singer banna padega

If you want to go to the toilet early morning then you will have to become a singer

# 657
Maine tumhare naam ki Daler ka toh pata nahi ... mehndi laga li hai

I am not sure about Daler ... but I've applied henna in your name

# 658
Aurat ka khaas khayal do hi umar ma bahut rakhna padta hai ... ek jab uski umar hovat hai satrah, tab saala badh jaata hai khatra ... aur jab aurat hovat hai tees, oo saali ban javat hai cheez

You have to take special care of a woman at two ages ... once when she turns 17, since she becomes dangerous then ... and second when she turns 30, since she becomes hot then

# 659
Tum abhi bachchi ho ... badi ho jao jaldi ... zindagi bitani hai tumhare saath

You are still a kid ... grow up quickly ... because I want to spend my life with you

# 660
Aadmi ya toh chamcha hota hai ... ya kaanta

A human is either a spoon ... or a fork

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