If people hear this what will they say ... the idiot died in love, and didn't get the girl either

Love has one problem ... if one gets into trouble then the other also will get in trouble sometime or the other

Brother, there is hardly any difference between love and a bullet ... they both come out to tear apart the chest

She is like kidney beans and rice ... made by mom

When a woman turns out to be a bitch ... then she turns a man into cow dung

I married Sridevi ... and she turned out to be Phoolan Devi

Running from here won't get you a gold medal ... infact you will get an iron medal