Candle ki roshni mein teri aankhen aaisi lag rahi hai jaise ... police jeep ki headlight

Gusse se dekh rahi ho yah shakal hi aaisi hai

Main us Mahabharat ka Arjun hoon ... jis Mahabharat ke Duryodhan aap hai

Mera naam hai Chutiya ... aachoon aachoon ki khadi karta hoon main khatiya

Agar stuntman ko acting aati ... to woh hero nahi ban jaate

Sunday ko aa ... Sunday ko mast naha do ke aa

Rajai, lugai aur ladai hamesha barabar ki honi chahiye

Duniya aurat chalati hai ... aadmi toh bas chalta hai

Chupe chupe se sarkar nazar aate hai ... dil ki barbaadi ke aasaar nazar aate hai

Phone pe mat karo aankhen char ... concentration se chalao apni car

Hum koi mandir ka ghanta hai ki koi bhi aake baja jaata hai

Hum gayab hone waalo mein se nahi hai ... jahan jahan se guzharte hai jalwe dikhate hai ... dost toh kya, dushman bhi yaad rakhte hai

Har ladka soft drink ki botal ki tarah hota hai ... dimag ki jagah upar dhakan hota hai

Aap toop ho ... main toh kehta hoon aap Pope ho

Aapne bataya nahin aaj mera birthday hai

Maine tumhare naam ki Daler ka toh pata nahi ... mehndi laga li hai

Zindagi mein agar tarakki karni hai toh no entry aur signal ke baad khade rehna seekho ... pehle khade rahoge toh sirf haath malte rahoge

Na maut aati hai, na tum aati ho ... par Zohra Bai tum bahut achcha gaati ho

Aadmi ya toh chamcha hota hai ... ya kaanta

Mujhe tapori ko dekhte hi uski aukaad ka andaza ho jaata hai