Kya aap believe karte hai love at first sight mein ... yah main dobaara ghoom ke aao?

Badhe sheharo ki hawa aur chote sheharo ka pani ... bada khatarnak hota hai

Tu hi Seema ka sacha He-man hai ... tune chaddi bahar nahi pehni toh kya hua ... tu hi uska Superman hai

Gusse se dekh rahi ho yah shakal hi aaisi hai

Main us Mahabharat ka Arjun hoon ... jis Mahabharat ke Duryodhan aap hai

Mera naam hai Chutiya ... aachoon aachoon ki khadi karta hoon main khatiya

Sunday ko aa ... Sunday ko mast naha do ke aa

Pata nahi tum kaun se zamane se transport ho kar aaye ho

Rajai, lugai aur ladai hamesha barabar ki honi chahiye

Suna hai pyar mein ghantiyan bajhti hai, shehnaiyan bajhti hai, dhol nagaade bajhte hai ... par mera toh band bajh gaya

Duniya aurat chalati hai ... aadmi toh bas chalta hai

Chupe chupe se sarkar nazar aate hai ... dil ki barbaadi ke aasaar nazar aate hai

Phone pe mat karo aankhen char ... concentration se chalao apni car

Tum ladkiyan seedhe sawaal ka seedha jawaab kyun nahi de sakti?

Aaj kal ka ishq janamo ka rog nahi hai ... waqti nasha hai shaam ko hota hai, subah utar jaata hai

Jahan dekhi laundiya, nachne laga dandiya

Yeh the mantally sick ho chuka hai

Dawai aur shaadi mein badi similarity hoti hai ... dono agar time pe na mile na, bahut mushkil ho jaati hai

Soocho main idea hoti aur tum technology ... hamari patang kya mast udhti na

Mujhe tapori ko dekhte hi uski aukaad ka andaza ho jaata hai