Mere pass police hai, power hai, paisa hai ... tere pass kya hai?

Election circus ki tarah hota hai ... jahan pe joker sirf time pass ke liye hota hai ... ticketein khareedi jaati hai sher ko dekhne ke liye

Insaan ke sanskar badhe hi hone chahiye ... chota toh Bheem bhi hota hai

Insaan ko hamesha clean hi hona chahiye ... dirty toh picture bhi hai

Insaan ko hamesha khush hi hona chahiye ... gambhir toh Gautam bhi hai

Dil ka door bada hona chahiye ... windows toh computer mein bhi hai

Insaan ko hamesha seedha hi hona chahiye ... ooltah toh Tarak Mehta ka chashmah bhi hai

Insaan mein akal honi chahiye ... Surat toh Gujarat mein bhi hai

Insaan ko gaddar hona chahiye ... wafadar toh kutta bhi hota hai

Insaan ko insaan hi hona chahiye ... Kohinoor toh basmasti chawal bhi hai

Aye wallet, aye bullet ... you choose

Em pan insaan ne simple hau joye ... VIP toh underwear bhi chhe

Apni aulad ke khatir zindagi toh maa baap de hi dete hai ... lekin aapne toh apni maut tak kurbaan kardi

Jeetna bhi ek aadat hoti hai ... joh dheere dheere aati hai

Kuch sach sirf kahaniyan hoti hai ... aur kuch kahaniyan sach hoti hai

Life is a cycle ... kabhi khushi deti hai, kabhi gham deti hai

Zindagi par jitna shak karoge ... zindagi tumhe utna hi tang karegi

Zindagi mein insaan ko sirf do ya char aaise mauke milte hai ... joh woh keh sakta hai ki humne zindagi mein kuch kiya hai

Insaan sirf rishta banata hai aur usko nibhane ki koshish karta hai ... baaki sab kismat ka khel hai

Nashta kiya, breakfast?