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# 701

Police asli ho ya nakli ... aati saali hamesha late hi hai


Whether the police is real or fake ... bloody it always comes late

# 702

Aaya hoon, kuch to loot kar jaunga ... khandani chor hoon main, khandani ... Mogambo ka bhatija, Gogo


Now that I have come, I will steal something and go ... I am from a family of thiefs ... I am Mogambo's nephew, Gogo

# 703

Boyfriend bole toh?


Boyfriend as in?

# 704

One kiss burns many calories ... want to lose some weight?


One kiss burns many calories ... want to lose some weight?

# 705

Beheto toh mehbooba ki sar aankhon par beheto ... leto toh mehbooba ki aagosh mein leto ... varna kuch nahi, khade raho


If you sit then you should sit in the eyes of your lover ... if you lay down then you should lay down in the arms of your lover ... or else if nothing, then keep standing

# 706

Ek baar gaya hoon moon pe ... bahut hi lul place hai


I've gone to the moon once ... it's a very dull place

# 707

Kitna bhi bhaag lo ... gham, yaadein aur karza peecha nahi chhodte


No matter how much you run ... sadness, memories and loans don't leave you

# 708

Honeymoon is a three letter word ... S-E-X


Honeymoon is a three letter word ... S-E-X

# 709

Woh chahegi jiska banna ... arre wohi banega Rajesh Khanna


The one she choses to be with ... he will become Rajesh Khanna

# 710

Main tere pyar mein kya kya na bana Meena ... kabhi bana kutta, kabhi kamina


Meena, what not did I become in your love ... sometimes a dog, sometimes a scoundrel

# 711

Slumdog ka pata nahi ... lekin yeh kisi millionaire ka ghar lagta hai


I don't know about Slumdog ... but this looks like a millionaire's house

# 712

Ladki ko patane mein itna time nahi jata hai ... jitna usse hatane mein jata hai


The amount of time it takes to impress a girl ... is less than the time it takes to dump her

# 713

Mogambo Anil Kapoor ke chaati ke baal dekh ke khush ho jaata tha ... par yeh toh kabhi khush nahi hoti


Mogambo used to get happy seeing the chest hair of Anil Kapoor ... but she never get's happy

# 714

Kabhi akkha, kabhi adha, kabhi pauwa bhi peete hai ... agar phokat ki mil jaye, toh matka bhi peete hai


Sometimes full, sometimes half, sometimes I also drink a quarter ... if it's free, then I can drink the whole pot also

# 715

Tera dimaag tedha hai, lekin achcha sochta hai


Your mind is weird, but you think well

# 716

Climax ke pehle hi meri love story ka end ho gaya hai


My love story has ended before the climax

# 717

Jaise purana cricketer commentator banta hai na ... waise purani gadi museum mein jati hai


Just like an old cricketer becomes a commentator ... just like that an old car goes in the museum

# 718

Aye good night ke machchar ... mere dimaag pe sawaalon ka manjira mat bajaa


Hey you mosquito of a good night ... don't play a dulcimer full of questions on my mind

# 719

Aap purush hi nahi ... mahapurush hai!


You are not a man ... you're a great man!

# 720

Memory aur thukai ka kuch direct connection hai ... yeh baat toh doctor ko batani chahiye ... majho ka majho aur ilaaj ka ilaaj


There is some direct connection between memory and making love ... we should tell this to a doctor ... you get enjoyment along with the treatment

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