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# 701

Police asli ho ya nakli ... aati saali hamesha late hi hai

Whether the police is real or fake ... bloody it always comes late

Musafir

Anil Kapoor

Police•Comedy
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# 702

Aaya hoon, kuch to loot kar jaunga ... khandani chor hoon main, khandani ... Mogambo ka bhatija, Gogo

Now that I have come, I will steal something and go ... I am from a family of thiefs ... I am Mogambo's nephew, Gogo

Andaz Apna Apna

Shakti Kapoor

Comedy•Thief & Criminal
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# 703

Boyfriend bole toh?

Boyfriend as in?

Munna Bhai MBBS

Sanjay Dutt

Comedy•Rowdyism
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# 704

One kiss burns many calories ... want to lose some weight?

One kiss burns many calories ... want to lose some weight?

Gabbar Is Back

Akshay Kumar

Romance•Comedy
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# 705

Beheto toh mehbooba ki sar aankhon par beheto ... leto toh mehbooba ki aagosh mein leto ... varna kuch nahi, khade raho

If you sit then you should sit in the eyes of your lover ... if you lay down then you should lay down in the arms of your lover ... or else if nothing, then keep standing

Faraar

Sanjeev Kumar

Shayari•Romance•Comedy
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# 706

Ek baar gaya hoon moon pe ... bahut hi lul place hai

I've gone to the moon once ... it's a very dull place

PK

Aamir Khan

World & Universe•Comedy
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# 707

Kitna bhi bhaag lo ... gham, yaadein aur karza peecha nahi chhodte

No matter how much you run ... sadness, memories and loans don't leave you

Dil Maange More

Gulshan Grover

Comedy•Sadness
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# 708

Honeymoon is a three letter word ... S-E-X

Honeymoon is a three letter word ... S-E-X

Akaash Vani

Kartik Aaryan

Adult•Comedy
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# 709

Woh chahegi jiska banna ... arre wohi banega Rajesh Khanna

The one she choses to be with ... he will become Rajesh Khanna

Gunday

Arjun Kapoor

Comedy
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# 710

Main tere pyar mein kya kya na bana Meena ... kabhi bana kutta, kabhi kamina

Meena, what not did I become in your love ... sometimes a dog, sometimes a scoundrel

Hero No. 1

Govinda

Shayari•Animals & Birds•Comedy
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# 711

Slumdog ka pata nahi ... lekin yeh kisi millionaire ka ghar lagta hai

I don't know about Slumdog ... but this looks like a millionaire's house

Housefull 2

John Abraham

House•Comedy
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# 712

Ladki ko patane mein itna time nahi jata hai ... jitna usse hatane mein jata hai

The amount of time it takes to impress a girl ... is less than the time it takes to dump her

Ishq Vishk

Unknown

Time•Women•Comedy
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# 713

Mogambo Anil Kapoor ke chaati ke baal dekh ke khush ho jaata tha ... par yeh toh kabhi khush nahi hoti

Mogambo used to get happy seeing the chest hair of Anil Kapoor ... but she never get's happy

Mujhse Fraaandship Karoge

Saqib Saleem

Comedy
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# 714

Kabhi akkha, kabhi adha, kabhi pauwa bhi peete hai ... agar phokat ki mil jaye, toh matka bhi peete hai

Sometimes full, sometimes half, sometimes I also drink a quarter ... if it's free, then I can drink the whole pot also

Farz

Johnny Lever

Shayari•Food & Drinks•Comedy
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# 715

Tera dimaag tedha hai, lekin achcha sochta hai

Your mind is weird, but you think well

Murder 2

Unknown

Comedy
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# 716

Climax ke pehle hi meri love story ka end ho gaya hai

My love story has ended before the climax

Jeena Sirf Merre Liye

Kareena Kapoor

Comedy•Romance
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# 717

Jaise purana cricketer commentator banta hai na ... waise purani gadi museum mein jati hai

Just like an old cricketer becomes a commentator ... just like that an old car goes in the museum

Arjun Pandit

Saurabh Shukla

Sports & Games•Transportation•Comedy
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# 718

Aye good night ke machchar ... mere dimaag pe sawaalon ka manjira mat bajaa

Hey you mosquito of a good night ... don't play a dulcimer full of questions on my mind

Awara Paagal Deewana

Johnny Lever

Rowdyism•Comedy•Animals & Birds
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# 719

Aap purush hi nahi ... mahapurush hai!

You are not a man ... you're a great man!

Andaz Apna Apna

Aamir Khan

Men•Comedy
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# 720

Memory aur thukai ka kuch direct connection hai ... yeh baat toh doctor ko batani chahiye ... majho ka majho aur ilaaj ka ilaaj

There is some direct connection between memory and making love ... we should tell this to a doctor ... you get enjoyment along with the treatment

PK

Sanjay Dutt

Comedy
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