Police asli ho ya nakli ... aati saali hamesha late hi hai

Aaya hoon, kuch to loot kar jaunga ... khandani chor hoon main, khandani ... Mogambo ka bhatija, Gogo

Boyfriend bole toh?

One kiss burns many calories ... want to lose some weight?

Beheto toh mehbooba ki sar aankhon par beheto ... leto toh mehbooba ki aagosh mein leto ... varna kuch nahi, khade raho

Ek baar gaya hoon moon pe ... bahut hi lul place hai

Kitna bhi bhaag lo ... gham, yaadein aur karza peecha nahi chhodte

Honeymoon is a three letter word ... S-E-X

Woh chahegi jiska banna ... arre wohi banega Rajesh Khanna

Main tere pyar mein kya kya na bana Meena ... kabhi bana kutta, kabhi kamina

Slumdog ka pata nahi ... lekin yeh kisi millionaire ka ghar lagta hai

Ladki ko patane mein itna time nahi jata hai ... jitna usse hatane mein jata hai

Mogambo Anil Kapoor ke chaati ke baal dekh ke khush ho jaata tha ... par yeh toh kabhi khush nahi hoti

Kabhi akkha, kabhi adha, kabhi pauwa bhi peete hai ... agar phokat ki mil jaye, toh matka bhi peete hai

Tera dimaag tedha hai, lekin achcha sochta hai

Climax ke pehle hi meri love story ka end ho gaya hai

Jaise purana cricketer commentator banta hai na ... waise purani gadi museum mein jati hai

Aye good night ke machchar ... mere dimaag pe sawaalon ka manjira mat bajaa

Aap purush hi nahi ... mahapurush hai!

Memory aur thukai ka kuch direct connection hai ... yeh baat toh doctor ko batani chahiye ... majho ka majho aur ilaaj ka ilaaj