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# 701

Wife dil hai toh husband dhadkan ... wife diya hai toh husband Diwali ... wife zubaan hai toh husband gaali

If wife is a heart then husband is the heartbeat ... if wife is a lamp then husband is Diwali ... if wife is a speech then husband is a curse

Golmaal 3

Kareena Kapoor

Husband & Wife•Festival•Comedy
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# 702

Vodka samaaj ki dushman hai ... aao isse milke khatam kare

Vodka is the enemy of the society ... let's finish it together

Mujhse Fraaandship Karoge

Saqib Saleem

Food & Drinks•Enemy•Comedy
51
# 703

Aap purush hi nahi ... mahapurush hai!

You are not a man ... you're a great man!

Andaz Apna Apna

Aamir Khan

Men•Comedy
Play Video
51
# 704

Do-sau-che type ka sirf haddi hai ... todhne ke time apun log sochte they kya

There are 206 types of bones ... while breaking them did we ever think about it

Munna Bhai MBBS

Sanjay Dutt

Rowdyism•Action•Comedy
Play Video
51
# 705

Beheto toh mehbooba ki sar aankhon par beheto ... leto toh mehbooba ki aagosh mein leto ... varna kuch nahi, khade raho

If you sit then you should sit in the eyes of your lover ... if you lay down then you should lay down in the arms of your lover ... or else if nothing, then keep standing

Faraar

Sanjeev Kumar

Shayari•Romance•Comedy
50
# 706

Krishna kare toh raas leela ... hum kare toh character dheela

If Lord Krishna does it then it's dance and play ... but if I do it then my character is loose

De Taali

Aftab Shivdasani

Dance•Religion & God•Comedy
50
# 707

Kitna bhi bhaag lo ... gham, yaadein aur karza peecha nahi chhodte

No matter how much you run ... sadness, memories and loans don't leave you

Dil Maange More

Gulshan Grover

Comedy•Sadness
50
# 708

Aadmi ki shakal achchi na ho na ... toh bhagwan kehta hai baatein achchi karni chahiye

When a person doesn't have a good face ... then god says that he should talk good things

Khatta Meetha

Akshay Kumar

Comedy
50
# 709

Saturday yaane ki no thokna thukana ... only gaana bajhana

Saturday means no fighting and all ... only singing and music

Boss

Akshay Kumar

Comedy•Music
50
# 710

Shakahari ke pet mein machchi ... aai shapat kai tari hai gochi

A fish in a vegetarian's stomach ... I swear on my mom, something is strange

Housefull 2

Johnny Lever

Shayari•Food & Drinks•Comedy
50
# 711

Sab kitaab padh rahe hai ... lekin main ek hi cheez padhna chahta hoon ... aapke charan ... help me Mata

Everyone is reading a book ... but I only want to read one thing ... your feet ... help me God

Student Of The Year

Unknown

Comedy
50
# 712

Ladkiya hamesha ek doosre se aaise kyun milti hai ... jaise abhi abhi pagal khane se nikli ho

Why do girls always meet each other in a way ... as if they have just come out from a mental hospital

Anjaana Anjaani

Ranbir Kapoor

Women•Comedy
50
# 713

Ladki ko patane mein itna time nahi jata hai ... jitna usse hatane mein jata hai

The amount of time it takes to impress a girl ... is less than the time it takes to dump her

Ishq Vishk

Unknown

Time•Women•Comedy
50
# 714

You give dhyan ... I give gyan

You pay attention ... and I will teach

Once Upon A Time In Mumbaai Dobara

Imran Khan

Comedy
50
# 715

Main haare hue logon se haath nahi milati

I don't shake my hand with people who lose

Mujhse Dosti Karoge

Kareena Kapoor

Comedy
50
# 716

Abhe tere jaise ko toh main har shanivar ko ... paanch hari mirchion ke saath apne ghar ke bahar latkata hoon

I hang a person like you every Saturday ... outside my house along with 5 green chili peppers

Dhamaal

Ritesh Deshmukh

Food & Drinks•House•Comedy
Play Video
50
# 717

Kabhi kabhi mere dil mein sawaal aata hai ... ki agar duniya mein Sardar na hote toh kya hota? ... sorry yaar duniya bekaar bina son of Sardar

Sometimes there is a question that comes to my heart ... that if there were no Sikhs in this world then what would have happened? ... sorry my friend the world would have been useless without the son of Sikh

Son Of Sardaar

Ajay Devgan

Comedy•World & Universe
50
# 718

Kisi sharif ke kaminepan ko dekhne mein joh mazaa aata hai na ... woh kisi harami ke haramipan mein nahi

The enjoyment that you get in watching the sneakiness of a honest man ... you don't get that in the bastardy behavior of a bastard

Table No. 21

Paresh Rawal

Comedy
50
# 719

Bharat ko angrezon se azaadi lene mein 200 saal lage the ... tu 18 tak toh ruk hi sakti hai

It took India 200 years to get freedom from the British ... you can wait at least until you turn 18

Angrezi Medium

Irrfan Khan

Comedy
Play Video
49
# 720

Mard ke sar ke baal white ho sakte hai, lekin dil ke nahi

A man's hair on his head can turn white, but not the hair on his heart

Dream Girl (2019)

Annu Kapoor

Men•Comedy
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