I can laugh English, I can walk English ... but I cannot talk English

Love is blind ... but in my case the lover is blind

Insaan ke sanskar badhe hi hone chahiye ... chota toh Bheem bhi hota hai

Insaan ko hamesha clean hi hona chahiye ... dirty toh picture bhi hai

Insaan ko hamesha khush hi hona chahiye ... gambhir toh Gautam bhi hai

Dil ka door bada hona chahiye ... windows toh computer mein bhi hai

Baa baa black sheep have you any balls ... yes sir, yes sir three footballs ... one for the coach, one for the chela and one for the kela

I'm gonna start the ignition of androoni emotion for manual operation with mutual consideration for production of future generation

Insaan ko hamesha seedha hi hona chahiye ... ooltah toh Tarak Mehta ka chashmah bhi hai

Insaan mein akal honi chahiye ... Surat toh Gujarat mein bhi hai

Insaan ko gaddar hona chahiye ... wafadar toh kutta bhi hota hai

Hickory dickory aane dock ... hoon karu chhu walk aane aa saaro kare chhe talk

Insaan ko insaan hi hona chahiye ... Kohinoor toh basmasti chawal bhi hai

Har ek kutro wafadar hoye chhe ... par aaiyan toh maaroich wafadar kutro nikdo

London bridge is falling down, falling down, falling down ... chal karde apne meter down, meter down, meter down

La la lori ... baahon mein aaja gori

Love is cute ... but in this case the lover is mute

Em pan insaan ne simple hau joye ... VIP toh underwear bhi chhe

We should use our hands for cause, not just applause

Next monsoon your bahbhi will mom soon