Pehle mereko yeh samjha ki ... isko samjhana kya hai

Mooche ho to Nathulalji jaise ho ... varna na ho

Tumhare paas college hai toh mere paas knowledge hai

Abhi toh hero ne sirf entry maari hai ... aage aage dekh hota hai kya

Yahan kabootar bhi ek pankh se udhta hai ... aur doosre se apna izzat bachata hai

Har baar, har aurat ... teri biwi aur meri behen ban jaati hai ... aur teri kismat kharab hai?

Tumhari harkatein, kutte ki dum aur Katrina ki Hindi ... aaisi hai joh kabhi seedhi ho hi nahi sakti

Ab saare neta log hawala ke chakkar mein hawalat ke chakkar khayenge

Bada kamzor leg piece hai ... is murghi ko polio ho gaya tha kya?

Kitaabein mehbooba se behtar hoti hai ... atleast intezaar toh nahi karwarti

Yeh kya badi badi aankhan leke tukur tukur dekhri ... teri gardan chicken ke jaise kaatko, chicken biryani mein daalti

Sabar ka phal meetha hota hai, aur usse bhi zyada meetha hota hai ... sabere ka phal

Yeh duniya ek bus stop hai aur ladki ek bus ... peeche bhaago toh saala chute jaati hai ... wahin khade raho samne se doosri aati hai

Aasmaan mein thookne waale ko shayad yeh pata nahin hai ... ki palat ke thook unhi ke chere par giregi

Joh darr gaya so mandir gaya

Jab hum aapse kuch poochna chahe toh aap hum mein rokti hai ... aur jab chup ho jaye toh tokti hai

Badi badi fights mein aaisi choti choti maar toh lagti rehti hai

Maine mobile shaadi ka bureau khola hai ... engagement ke liye ek dabao ... shaadi ke liye do dabao ... aur doobara shaadi karne ke liye apna pehla biwi ka gala dabao

Ladke pappu hote hai ... pappu ko lollipop dikhao, apne aap control mein aa jayega

Jhanda chahe kisi bhi desh da ho ... par danda Hindustani hona chahiye