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# 401
Pehle mereko yeh samjha ki ... isko samjhana kya hai

First explain to me ... what I need to explain to him

# 402
Mooche ho to Nathulalji jaise ho ... varna na ho

If you have a mustache then it should be like Mr.Nathulal's ... or else you shouldn't have it

# 403
Tumhare paas college hai toh mere paas knowledge hai

If you have college then I have knowledge

# 404
Abhi toh hero ne sirf entry maari hai ... aage aage dekh hota hai kya

The hero has just made an entry ... watch out for what happens ahead

# 405
Yahan kabootar bhi ek pankh se udhta hai ... aur doosre se apna izzat bachata hai

Here even the pigeon flies with one wing ... and protects its honor with the other wing

# 406
Har baar, har aurat ... teri biwi aur meri behen ban jaati hai ... aur teri kismat kharab hai?

Everytime, every lady ... becomes your wife and my sister ... and your luck is bad?

# 407
Tumhari harkatein, kutte ki dum aur Katrina ki Hindi ... aaisi hai joh kabhi seedhi ho hi nahi sakti

Your behavior, a dog's tale and Katrina's Hindi ... are such that they can never become straight

# 408
Ab saare neta log hawala ke chakkar mein hawalat ke chakkar khayenge

Now all politicians will be imprisoned because of money laundering

# 409
Bada kamzor leg piece hai ... is murghi ko polio ho gaya tha kya?

It is a very thin leg piece ... did this chicken have polio?

# 410
Kitaabein mehbooba se behtar hoti hai ... atleast intezaar toh nahi karwarti

Books are better than girlfriend ... atleast they don't make you wait

# 411
Yeh kya badi badi aankhan leke tukur tukur dekhri ... teri gardan chicken ke jaise kaatko, chicken biryani mein daalti

What are you staring at me with these big big eyes for ... I'll cut your neck like a chicken, and I'll put it in chicken biryani

# 412
Sabar ka phal meetha hota hai, aur usse bhi zyada meetha hota hai ... sabere ka phal

Patience is rewarding, but far more rewarding is ... morning fruit

# 413
Yeh duniya ek bus stop hai aur ladki ek bus ... peeche bhaago toh saala chute jaati hai ... wahin khade raho samne se doosri aati hai

This world is a bus stop and a girl is a bus ... if you run behind it then you will miss it ... and if you stay in the same place then another one will come from the front

# 414
Aasmaan mein thookne waale ko shayad yeh pata nahin hai ... ki palat ke thook unhi ke chere par giregi

The one who spits in the sky does not know ... that the spit in turn will fall on his face

# 415
Joh darr gaya so mandir gaya

The one who is scared, he goes to the temple

# 416
Jab hum aapse kuch poochna chahe toh aap hum mein rokti hai ... aur jab chup ho jaye toh tokti hai

When I try to ask you something you stop me ... and when I keep quiet you invoke me

# 417
Badi badi fights mein aaisi choti choti maar toh lagti rehti hai

In big big fights such small small injuries do happen

# 418
Maine mobile shaadi ka bureau khola hai ... engagement ke liye ek dabao ... shaadi ke liye do dabao ... aur doobara shaadi karne ke liye apna pehla biwi ka gala dabao

I have opened a mobile marriage bureau ... press 1 for engagement ... press 2 for marriage ... and to get remarried press the neck of your first wife

# 419
Ladke pappu hote hai ... pappu ko lollipop dikhao, apne aap control mein aa jayega

Boys are like kids ... show them a lollipop, and they will themselves come under control

# 420
Jhanda chahe kisi bhi desh da ho ... par danda Hindustani hona chahiye

The flag can be of any nation ... but the pole must be Hindustani

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