One who is burnt by milk even applies Burnol after blowing

The hero has just made an entry ... watch out for what happens ahead

In this temple of knowledge ... here we have an idol of knowledge and there we have a lecture on knowledge ... but unfortunately we don't have Vidya Balan from the movie "The Dirty Picture"

I am a son of your accountant ... and this beating was written in your account since days

We are middle class people ... who have become a sandwich between upper class and lower class

It is a very thin leg piece ... did this chicken have polio?

Patience is rewarding, but far more rewarding is ... morning fruit

The one who spits in the sky does not know ... that the spit in turn will fall on his face

Everytime, every lady ... becomes your wife and my sister ... and your luck is bad?

The one who is scared, he goes to the temple

How much dangerous you are ... you are that much smart also

Here even the pigeon flies with one wing ... and protects its honor with the other wing

Books are better than girlfriend ... atleast they don't make you wait

What are you staring at me with these big big eyes for ... I'll cut your neck like a chicken, and I'll put it in chicken biryani

A wife can live without her husband ... but not without her maid

Everytime I drown in your beauitful eyes ... but not this time, wait I'll wear a swimming suit and be back

This world is a bus stop and a girl is a bus ... if you run behind it then you will miss it ... and if you stay in the same place then another one will come from the front

She says to me that I don't remember her ... I say that only if you go, can I remember you ... you don't go from here ... then how can I remember you

The flag can be of any nation ... but the pole must be Hindustani

Your good is good ... and bad is good