Mooche ho to Nathulalji jaise ho ... varna na ho

Tumhare paas college hai toh mere paas knowledge hai

Abhi toh hero ne sirf entry maari hai ... aage aage dekh hota hai kya

Aasmaan mein thookne waale ko shayad yeh pata nahin hai ... ki palat ke thook unhi ke chere par giregi

Har baar, har aurat ... teri biwi aur meri behen ban jaati hai ... aur teri kismat kharab hai?

Pehle mereko yeh samjha ki ... isko samjhana kya hai

Tumhari harkatein, kutte ki dum aur Katrina ki Hindi ... aaisi hai joh kabhi seedhi ho hi nahi sakti

Ab iske alava aur kuch utaarke phekne ko mat kehna ... varna meri sharafat bura maan jayegi

Bada kamzor leg piece hai ... is murghi ko polio ho gaya tha kya?

Sabar ka phal meetha hota hai, aur usse bhi zyada meetha hota hai ... sabere ka phal

Ladke pappu hote hai ... pappu ko lollipop dikhao, apne aap control mein aa jayega

Yeh duniya ek bus stop hai aur ladki ek bus ... peeche bhaago toh saala chute jaati hai ... wahin khade raho samne se doosri aati hai

Yahan kabootar bhi ek pankh se udhta hai ... aur doosre se apna izzat bachata hai

Joh darr gaya so mandir gaya

Hum middle class log hai ... upper class aur lower class ke beech mein sandwich bane huye hai

Jitna tu danger hai na ... utna hi hoshyaar

Ab saare neta log hawala ke chakkar mein hawalat ke chakkar khayenge

Jab hum aapse kuch poochna chahe toh aap hum mein rokti hai ... aur jab chup ho jaye toh tokti hai

Yeh kya badi badi aankhan leke tukur tukur dekhri ... teri gardan chicken ke jaise kaatko, chicken biryani mein daalti

Badi badi fights mein aaisi choti choti maar toh lagti rehti hai