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# 401
Pehle mereko yeh samjha ki ... isko samjhana kya hai
First explain to me ... what I need to explain to him

Hera Pheri (2000)

Paresh Rawal

Comedy
103
# 402
Mooche ho to Nathulalji jaise ho ... varna na ho
If you have a mustache then it should be like Mr.Nathulal's ... or else you shouldn't have it

Sharaabi

Amitabh Bachchan

Comedy
Play Video
103
# 403
Tumhare paas college hai toh mere paas knowledge hai
If you have college then I have knowledge

Golmaal 3

Arshad Warsi

Education•Comedy
102
# 404
Abhi toh hero ne sirf entry maari hai ... aage aage dekh hota hai kya
The hero has just made an entry ... watch out for what happens ahead

Phata Poster Nikhla Hero

Shahid Kapoor

Comedy
Play Video
102
# 405
Yahan kabootar bhi ek pankh se udhta hai ... aur doosre se apna izzat bachata hai
Here even the pigeon flies with one wing ... and protects its honor with the other wing

Gangs Of Wasseypur

Pankaj Tripathi

Animals & Birds•Adult•Comedy
102
# 406
Har baar, har aurat ... teri biwi aur meri behen ban jaati hai ... aur teri kismat kharab hai?
Everytime, every lady ... becomes your wife and my sister ... and your luck is bad?

Housefull

Ritesh Deshmukh

Luck & Destiny•Comedy•Women
Play Video
102
# 407
Tumhari harkatein, kutte ki dum aur Katrina ki Hindi ... aaisi hai joh kabhi seedhi ho hi nahi sakti
Your behavior, a dog's tale and Katrina's Hindi ... are such that they can never become straight

Main Tera Hero

Anupam Kher

Comedy•Animals & Birds
101
# 408
Ab saare neta log hawala ke chakkar mein hawalat ke chakkar khayenge
Now all politicians will be imprisoned because of money laundering

Ghatak

Tinnu Anand

Politics•Money•Comedy
101
# 409
Bada kamzor leg piece hai ... is murghi ko polio ho gaya tha kya?
It is a very thin leg piece ... did this chicken have polio?

Run

Vijay Raaz

Animals & Birds•Comedy
101
# 410
Kitaabein mehbooba se behtar hoti hai ... atleast intezaar toh nahi karwarti
Books are better than girlfriend ... atleast they don't make you wait

Baazigar

Shahrukh Khan

Romance•Comedy
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101
# 411
Yeh kya badi badi aankhan leke tukur tukur dekhri ... teri gardan chicken ke jaise kaatko, chicken biryani mein daalti
What are you staring at me with these big big eyes for ... I'll cut your neck like a chicken, and I'll put it in chicken biryani

Waah! Tera Kya Kehna

Raveena Tandon

Animals & Birds•Food & Drinks•Comedy
Play Video
100
# 412
Sabar ka phal meetha hota hai, aur usse bhi zyada meetha hota hai ... sabere ka phal
Patience is rewarding, but far more rewarding is ... morning fruit

Race 2

Anil Kapoor

Adult•Comedy
Play Video
100
# 413
Yeh duniya ek bus stop hai aur ladki ek bus ... peeche bhaago toh saala chute jaati hai ... wahin khade raho samne se doosri aati hai
This world is a bus stop and a girl is a bus ... if you run behind it then you will miss it ... and if you stay in the same place then another one will come from the front

Deewana Mastana

Govinda

Transportation•World & Universe•Comedy
99
# 414
Aasmaan mein thookne waale ko shayad yeh pata nahin hai ... ki palat ke thook unhi ke chere par giregi
The one who spits in the sky does not know ... that the spit in turn will fall on his face

Raajneeti

Manoj Bajpai

Comedy
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99
# 415
Joh darr gaya so mandir gaya
The one who is scared, he goes to the temple

PK

Aamir Khan

Comedy
98
# 416
Jab hum aapse kuch poochna chahe toh aap hum mein rokti hai ... aur jab chup ho jaye toh tokti hai
When I try to ask you something you stop me ... and when I keep quiet you invoke me

Hum Aapke Hain Koun

Salman Khan

Comedy
Play Video
98
# 417
Badi badi fights mein aaisi choti choti maar toh lagti rehti hai
In big big fights such small small injuries do happen

Happy New Year

Shahrukh Khan

Action•Comedy
97
# 418
Maine mobile shaadi ka bureau khola hai ... engagement ke liye ek dabao ... shaadi ke liye do dabao ... aur doobara shaadi karne ke liye apna pehla biwi ka gala dabao
I have opened a mobile marriage bureau ... press 1 for engagement ... press 2 for marriage ... and to get remarried press the neck of your first wife

Housefull 2

Chunky Pandey

Marriage & Wedding•Husband & Wife•Comedy
97
# 419
Ladke pappu hote hai ... pappu ko lollipop dikhao, apne aap control mein aa jayega
Boys are like kids ... show them a lollipop, and they will themselves come under control

Mere Brother Ki Dulhan

Katrina Kaif

Men•Comedy
Play Video
97
# 420
Jhanda chahe kisi bhi desh da ho ... par danda Hindustani hona chahiye
The flag can be of any nation ... but the pole must be Hindustani

Namastey London

Unknown

Adult•Comedy
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