Jhand fakeer, soovar ki aulaad, marjha saale kamine ... thank you!

Bhagwan se baat kare ka communication system ye gola ka ... total lul ho chuka hai

Duniya saali jalti hai ... jab taqdeer chalti hai

Subah uthte hi Bijal, dopahar tak Sejal aur raat hote hote tak Kinjal

Maal chahiye chokha ... toh note karo ji mota

Hum khoon bahaye, tum aasoon bahao ... saali aashiqui na ho gayi ... laathi charge ho gaya

Peepal talle padenge ... aur nadi naare hugne jayenge ... kya thundi thundi hawa lagegi pichwaare mein

Jitna tum ladki ke peeche bhaagoge utna hi woh tumse door bhaagegi ... agar tum ladki ke peeche nahi bhaagoge toh woh confuse ho jayegi aur tumhare peeche bhaagegi ... yeh pata karne ke liye ki woh confuse kyun hai

Ishq ne nikamma karke chhod diya ... varna tu bhi aadmi tha kaam ka

Dimaag apan ka hai jaise kismis ... chota par meetha ... zyada chalayega toh ghis jayega

Chandu ke bhatije ... phatte huye phooge ke natije

Oye oye oye yaad mat dila ... rom rom romantic ho jata hai

Hamari toh gaali par bhi taali parti hai

Tu patte baant ... jiski mem uski game

Kutton ka koi Sunday nahi hota ... kutte saaton din kutte hi hote hai

Mote waale uss taraf ... patle waale iss taraf ... aur fit waale mere peeche

Tendulkar bina India adhoora, Jai ko Veeru karta hai poora ... Rocko bulaye aur Hunter na aaye, aaise dialogue pe Rajinikanth bhi taali bajaye

When I am good I am good ... when I am bad I am even better

Ayanda mardon ki baraat lootne ... hijadon ki toli kabhi mat bhejna

Saali chalti phirti cocaine hai ... cocaine