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# 361

Jhand fakeer, soovar ki aulaad, marjha saale kamine ... thank you!


Worthless beggar, son of a pig, go and die you rascal ... thank you!

# 362

Dil mein joh hai woh bol dena chahiye ... aaise dabake nahi rakhna chahiye ... acidity ho jaati hai


You must say whatever is in your heart ... you shouldn't hide it ... because it causes acidity

# 363

Global warming ke liye yahi kamina responsible hai


This bloody guy is responsible for global warming

# 364

Bhagwan se baat kare ka communication system ye gola ka ... total lul ho chuka hai


The communication system of this planet for talking to god ... has become totally useless

# 365

Logic koi nahi maanta, sabko magic chahiye ... issi liye toh yahan scientist ke bajay baba famous hai


Nobody believes in logic, everyone wants magic ... that's why here saints are more famous than scientists

# 366

Subah uthte hi Bijal, dopahar tak Sejal aur raat hote hote tak Kinjal


In the morning he is with Bijal, by afternoon he is with Sejal and by the night he is with Kinjal

# 367

Main kisi ladki wadki se pyar nahi karta ... sirf ladkiya mujhse pyar karti hai


I don't fall in love with girls ... only girls fall in love with me

# 368

Maal chahiye chokha ... toh note karo ji mota


If you want good merchandize ... then you need to shed good money

# 369

Peepal talle padenge ... aur nadi naare hugne jayenge ... kya thundi thundi hawa lagegi pichwaare mein


We will fart under the banyan tree ... poty near the lake ... what cool cool air we will feel on our backside

# 370

Dimaag apan ka hai jaise kismis ... chota par meetha ... zyada chalayega toh ghis jayega


My brain is like raisins ... small but sweet ... if I use it more then it will wear away

# 371

Oye oye oye yaad mat dila ... rom rom romantic ho jata hai


Oh don't remind me of that ... my every part gets romantic

# 372

Tu patte baant ... jiski mem uski game


You deal the cards ... one who gets the queen wins the game

# 373

Tendulkar bina India adhoora, Jai ko Veeru karta hai poora ... Rocko bulaye aur Hunter na aaye, aaise dialogue pe Rajinikanth bhi taali bajaye


India is incomplete without Tendulkar, Veeru completes Jai ... Rocko calls and Hunter has to come, on this dialogue even Rajinikanth claps

# 374

Jitne tune rozze nahi dekhe na ... usse zyada chaand raatein dekhi hai maine


The number of times you have fasted ... more than that I have seen full moon nights

# 375

Ayanda mardon ki baraat lootne ... hijadon ki toli kabhi mat bhejna


From now on to steal from men ... don't send a troop of eunuchs

# 376

Hamari toh gaali par bhi taali parti hai


People clap even when I curse

# 377

Hum baar baar janam lete hai karne ke liye ... achche karam


We are born again and again to do it ... I mean good deeds

# 378

Hum khoon bahaye, tum aasoon bahao ... saali aashiqui na ho gayi ... laathi charge ho gaya


I am shedding blood and you're shedding tears ... bloody this is not love ... it is more like a baton charge

# 379

Kutton ka koi Sunday nahi hota ... kutte saaton din kutte hi hote hai


Dogs don't have a Sunday ... dogs are dogs for all 7 days

# 380

(Khud ko Shahrukh Khan samjhe hai ke?) ... Shahrukh ka mazaak mat udhao ... manne bahut pasand hai ... jab woh ladki ke aankh mein aankh daalke dekhe hai na toh andhi ladki bhi patt jaave hai


(Do you think you're Shahrukh Khan?) ... Don't make fun of Shahrukh ... I like him a lot ... when he looks into the eyes of a girl, then even a blind girl will fall for him

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