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# 361
Har ladki ki life mein ek umar aati hai jab usse realise hota hai ki ab uski life ... ek driver, ek bodyguard, ek naukar aur ek ATM ke bina nahi chal sakti ... aur ab ladki itna sab kuch toh afford kar sakti nahi na ... toh ladkiyan dhoondti hai boyfriend
In every girl's life there comes a moment when she realises that now her life ... will not work without a driver, a bodyguard, a servant and an ATM machine ... and since every girl can't afford all of this ... that's why girls look for a boyfriend

Pyaar Ka Punchnama 2

Kartik Aaryan

Women•Life•Comedy
114
# 362
Dil mein joh hai woh bol dena chahiye ... aaise dabake nahi rakhna chahiye ... acidity ho jaati hai
You must say whatever is in your heart ... you shouldn't hide it ... because it causes acidity

Cheeni Kum

Tabu

Comedy•Romance
114
# 363
Global warming ke liye yahi kamina responsible hai
This bloody guy is responsible for global warming

3 Idiots

Sharman Joshi

Weather•Comedy
114
# 364
Bhagwan se baat kare ka communication system ye gola ka ... total lul ho chuka hai
The communication system of this planet for talking to god ... has become totally useless

PK

Aamir Khan

Religion & God•Comedy
113
# 365
Logic koi nahi maanta, sabko magic chahiye ... issi liye toh yahan scientist ke bajay baba famous hai
Nobody believes in logic, everyone wants magic ... that's why here saints are more famous than scientists

Dangerous Khiladi

Allu Arjun

Comedy
113
# 366
Subah uthte hi Bijal, dopahar tak Sejal aur raat hote hote tak Kinjal
In the morning he is with Bijal, by afternoon he is with Sejal and by the night he is with Kinjal

Goliyon Ki Raasleela Ram-Leela

Unknown

Adult•Comedy
Play Video
113
# 367
Main kisi ladki wadki se pyar nahi karta ... sirf ladkiya mujhse pyar karti hai
I don't fall in love with girls ... only girls fall in love with me

Dil To Pagal Hai

Shahrukh Khan

Romance•Comedy
112
# 368
Maal chahiye chokha ... toh note karo ji mota
If you want good merchandize ... then you need to shed good money

Satyagraha

Manoj Bajpai

Money•Comedy
112
# 369
Peepal talle padenge ... aur nadi naare hugne jayenge ... kya thundi thundi hawa lagegi pichwaare mein
We will fart under the banyan tree ... poty near the lake ... what cool cool air we will feel on our backside

Ishqiya

Naseeruddin Shah

Adult•Flowers & Trees•Comedy
Play Video
112
# 370
Dimaag apan ka hai jaise kismis ... chota par meetha ... zyada chalayega toh ghis jayega
My brain is like raisins ... small but sweet ... if I use it more then it will wear away

Dhoom 3

Uday Chopra

Food & Drinks•Comedy
111
# 371
Oye oye oye yaad mat dila ... rom rom romantic ho jata hai
Oh don't remind me of that ... my every part gets romantic

Son Of Sardaar

Sanjay Dutt

Comedy•Romance
111
# 372
Tu patte baant ... jiski mem uski game
You deal the cards ... one who gets the queen wins the game

Chashme Buddoor (1981)

Rakesh Bedi

Gambling•Comedy
111
# 373
Tendulkar bina India adhoora, Jai ko Veeru karta hai poora ... Rocko bulaye aur Hunter na aaye, aaise dialogue pe Rajinikanth bhi taali bajaye
India is incomplete without Tendulkar, Veeru completes Jai ... Rocko calls and Hunter has to come, on this dialogue even Rajinikanth claps

Desi Boyz

John Abraham

Comedy
Play Video
110
# 374
Hum khoon bahaye, tum aasoon bahao ... saali aashiqui na ho gayi ... laathi charge ho gaya
I am shedding blood and you're shedding tears ... bloody this is not love ... it is more like a baton charge

Raanjhanaa

Dhanush

Comedy
Play Video
110
# 375
Jitne tune rozze nahi dekhe na ... usse zyada chaand raatein dekhi hai maine
The number of times you have fasted ... more than that I have seen full moon nights

Once Upon A Time In Mumbaai Dobara

Akshay Kumar

Comedy
110
# 376
Ayanda mardon ki baraat lootne ... hijadon ki toli kabhi mat bhejna
From now on to steal from men ... don't send a troop of eunuchs

Garv

Salman Khan

Men•Comedy
110
# 377
Hamari toh gaali par bhi taali parti hai
People clap even when I curse

Saheb Biwi Aur Gangster Returns

Irrfan Khan

Rowdyism•Comedy
110
# 378
Hum baar baar janam lete hai karne ke liye ... achche karam
We are born again and again to do it ... I mean good deeds

Sanam Re

Bharti Singh

Adult•Comedy
Play Video
109
# 379
Kutton ka koi Sunday nahi hota ... kutte saaton din kutte hi hote hai
Dogs don't have a Sunday ... dogs are dogs for all 7 days

Pyaar Ka Punchnama

Divyendu Sharma

Animals & Birds•Job & Career•Comedy
Play Video
109
# 380
(Khud ko Shahrukh Khan samjhe hai ke?) ... Shahrukh ka mazaak mat udhao ... manne bahut pasand hai ... jab woh ladki ke aankh mein aankh daalke dekhe hai na toh andhi ladki bhi patt jaave hai
(Do you think you're Shahrukh Khan?) ... Don't make fun of Shahrukh ... I like him a lot ... when he looks into the eyes of a girl, then even a blind girl will fall for him

Sultan

Salman Khan

Comedy
Play Video
108
Songs - Comedy
Ladna Jhagadna
Ladna Jhagadna
Duplicate
 Bade Miyan Chote Miyan
Bade Miyan Chote Miyan
Bade Miyan Chote Miyan (1998)
 O Mr. Raja
O Mr. Raja
Dulhan Hum Le Jayenge
 Emotional Fool
Emotional Fool
Humpty Sharma Ki Dulhania
 Nanga Punga Dost
Nanga Punga Dost
PK
 Pyar Hoga Pyar Hoga
Pyar Hoga Pyar Hoga
Imtihaan
Tai Tai Phish
Chillar Party
 Chalao Na Naino Se
Chalao Na Naino Se
Bol Bachchan
 Bholi Surat Dil Ke Khote
Bholi Surat Dil Ke Khote
Albela (1951)
 Parody Song
Parody Song
Mr. India

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