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# 361

Jhand fakeer, soovar ki aulaad, marjha saale kamine ... thank you!

Worthless beggar, son of a pig, go and die you rascal ... thank you!

Tamasha (2015)

Deepika Padukone

Adult•Comedy•Animals & Birds
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# 362

Dil mein joh hai woh bol dena chahiye ... aaise dabake nahi rakhna chahiye ... acidity ho jaati hai

You must say whatever is in your heart ... you shouldn't hide it ... because it causes acidity

Cheeni Kum

Tabu

Comedy•Romance
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# 363

Global warming ke liye yahi kamina responsible hai

This bloody guy is responsible for global warming

3 Idiots

Sharman Joshi

Weather•Comedy
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# 364

Bhagwan se baat kare ka communication system ye gola ka ... total lul ho chuka hai

The communication system of this planet for talking to god ... has become totally useless

PK

Aamir Khan

Religion & God•Comedy
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# 365

Logic koi nahi maanta, sabko magic chahiye ... issi liye toh yahan scientist ke bajay baba famous hai

Nobody believes in logic, everyone wants magic ... that's why here saints are more famous than scientists

Dangerous Khiladi

Allu Arjun

Comedy
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# 366

Subah uthte hi Bijal, dopahar tak Sejal aur raat hote hote tak Kinjal

In the morning he is with Bijal, by afternoon he is with Sejal and by the night he is with Kinjal

Goliyon Ki Raasleela Ram-Leela

Unknown

Adult•Comedy
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# 367

Main kisi ladki wadki se pyar nahi karta ... sirf ladkiya mujhse pyar karti hai

I don't fall in love with girls ... only girls fall in love with me

Dil To Pagal Hai

Shahrukh Khan

Romance•Comedy
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# 368

Maal chahiye chokha ... toh note karo ji mota

If you want good merchandize ... then you need to shed good money

Satyagraha

Manoj Bajpai

Money•Comedy
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# 369

Peepal talle padenge ... aur nadi naare hugne jayenge ... kya thundi thundi hawa lagegi pichwaare mein

We will fart under the banyan tree ... poty near the lake ... what cool cool air we will feel on our backside

Ishqiya

Naseeruddin Shah

Adult•Flowers & Trees•Comedy
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# 370

Dimaag apan ka hai jaise kismis ... chota par meetha ... zyada chalayega toh ghis jayega

My brain is like raisins ... small but sweet ... if I use it more then it will wear away

Dhoom 3

Uday Chopra

Food & Drinks•Comedy
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# 371

Oye oye oye yaad mat dila ... rom rom romantic ho jata hai

Oh don't remind me of that ... my every part gets romantic

Son Of Sardaar

Sanjay Dutt

Comedy•Romance
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# 372

Tu patte baant ... jiski mem uski game

You deal the cards ... one who gets the queen wins the game

Chashme Buddoor (1981)

Rakesh Bedi

Gambling•Comedy
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# 373

Tendulkar bina India adhoora, Jai ko Veeru karta hai poora ... Rocko bulaye aur Hunter na aaye, aaise dialogue pe Rajinikanth bhi taali bajaye

India is incomplete without Tendulkar, Veeru completes Jai ... Rocko calls and Hunter has to come, on this dialogue even Rajinikanth claps

Desi Boyz

John Abraham

Comedy
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# 374

Hum khoon bahaye, tum aasoon bahao ... saali aashiqui na ho gayi ... laathi charge ho gaya

I am shedding blood and you're shedding tears ... bloody this is not love ... it is more like a baton charge

Raanjhanaa

Dhanush

Comedy
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# 375

Jitne tune rozze nahi dekhe na ... usse zyada chaand raatein dekhi hai maine

The number of times you have fasted ... more than that I have seen full moon nights

Once Upon A Time In Mumbaai Dobara

Akshay Kumar

Comedy
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# 376

Ayanda mardon ki baraat lootne ... hijadon ki toli kabhi mat bhejna

From now on to steal from men ... don't send a troop of eunuchs

Garv

Salman Khan

Men•Comedy
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# 377

Hamari toh gaali par bhi taali parti hai

People clap even when I curse

Saheb Biwi Aur Gangster Returns

Irrfan Khan

Rowdyism•Comedy
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# 378

Hum baar baar janam lete hai karne ke liye ... achche karam

We are born again and again to do it ... I mean good deeds

Sanam Re

Bharti Singh

Adult•Comedy
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# 379

Kutton ka koi Sunday nahi hota ... kutte saaton din kutte hi hote hai

Dogs don't have a Sunday ... dogs are dogs for all 7 days

Pyaar Ka Punchnama

Divyendu Sharma

Animals & Birds•Job & Career•Comedy
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# 380

(Khud ko Shahrukh Khan samjhe hai ke?) ... Shahrukh ka mazaak mat udhao ... manne bahut pasand hai ... jab woh ladki ke aankh mein aankh daalke dekhe hai na toh andhi ladki bhi patt jaave hai

(Do you think you're Shahrukh Khan?) ... Don't make fun of Shahrukh ... I like him a lot ... when he looks into the eyes of a girl, then even a blind girl will fall for him

Sultan

Salman Khan

Comedy
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Aayi Nai
Stree 2: Sarkate Ka Aatank
 Bhootni Ke
Bhootni Ke
Singh Is Kinng
 Khambe Jaisi Khadi Hai
Khambe Jaisi Khadi Hai
Dil
 Chanchal Mann Ati Random
Chanchal Mann Ati Random
Shuddh Desi Romance
 Golmaal Hai Bhai Sab Golmaal Hai
Golmaal Hai Bhai Sab Golmaal Hai
Golmaal
 Khoon Choos Le
Khoon Choos Le
Go Goa Gone
 Amar Akbar Anthony
Amar Akbar Anthony
Amar Akbar Anthony
 My Name Is Ali
My Name Is Ali
Dhoom 2
 Sar Jo Tera Chakraye
Sar Jo Tera Chakraye
Pyaasa (1957)
 Chhote Chhote Tamashe
Chhote Chhote Tamashe
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