Oh don't remind me of that ... my every part gets romantic

People clap even when I curse

You deal the cards ... one who gets the queen wins the game

We will fart under the banyan tree ... poty near the lake ... what cool cool air we will feel on our backside

Mr.Chaube from the word bastard I remember ... how is your father doing these days?

The communication system of this planet for talking to god ... has become totally useless

The world feels jealous ... when destiny works in your favor

My brain is like raisins ... small but sweet ... if I use it more then it will wear away

If you want good merchandize ... then you need to shed good money

When I am good I am good ... when I am bad I am even better

I used to think that I was the biggest scoundrel in the world ... but you've shown such sneakiness in the end ... that I have become a slave of your sneakiness

Dogs don't have a Sunday ... dogs are dogs for all 7 days

Fat people go that side ... slim people go this side ... and fit people stay behind me

In every girl's life there comes a moment when she realises that now her life ... will not work without a driver, a bodyguard, a servant and an ATM machine ... and since every girl can't afford all of this ... that's why girls look for a boyfriend

Worthless beggar, son of a pig, go and die you rascal ... thank you!

Love has made you useless ... or else you were a useful person

In the morning he is with Bijal, by afternoon he is with Sejal and by the night he is with Kinjal

You are Chandu's nephew ... and a result of a blown balloon

If Sara left, let her go ... you want love, let it come from somewhere else

Alpha, beta, gamma, theta ... the one who is sexy will win