Har ladki ki life mein ek umar aati hai jab usse realise hota hai ki ab uski life ... ek driver, ek bodyguard, ek naukar aur ek ATM ke bina nahi chal sakti ... aur ab ladki itna sab kuch toh afford kar sakti nahi na ... toh ladkiyan dhoondti hai boyfriend

Dil mein joh hai woh bol dena chahiye ... aaise dabake nahi rakhna chahiye ... acidity ho jaati hai

Subah uthte hi Bijal, dopahar tak Sejal aur raat hote hote tak Kinjal

Global warming ke liye yahi kamina responsible hai

Bhagwan se baat kare ka communication system ye gola ka ... total lul ho chuka hai

Logic koi nahi maanta, sabko magic chahiye ... issi liye toh yahan scientist ke bajay baba famous hai

Jitne tune rozze nahi dekhe na ... usse zyada chaand raatein dekhi hai maine

Main kisi ladki wadki se pyar nahi karta ... sirf ladkiya mujhse pyar karti hai

Maal chahiye chokha ... toh note karo ji mota

Peepal talle padenge ... aur nadi naare hugne jayenge ... kya thundi thundi hawa lagegi pichwaare mein

Dimaag apan ka hai jaise kismis ... chota par meetha ... zyada chalayega toh ghis jayega

Oye oye oye yaad mat dila ... rom rom romantic ho jata hai

Tu patte baant ... jiski mem uski game

Tendulkar bina India adhoora, Jai ko Veeru karta hai poora ... Rocko bulaye aur Hunter na aaye, aaise dialogue pe Rajinikanth bhi taali bajaye

Hum khoon bahaye, tum aasoon bahao ... saali aashiqui na ho gayi ... laathi charge ho gaya

Ayanda mardon ki baraat lootne ... hijadon ki toli kabhi mat bhejna

Hamari toh gaali par bhi taali parti hai

Hum baar baar janam lete hai karne ke liye ... achche karam

Kutton ka koi Sunday nahi hota ... kutte saaton din kutte hi hote hai

(Khud ko Shahrukh Khan samjhe hai ke?) ... Shahrukh ka mazaak mat udhao ... manne bahut pasand hai ... jab woh ladki ke aankh mein aankh daalke dekhe hai na toh andhi ladki bhi patt jaave hai