Jitna tum ladki ke peeche bhaagoge utna hi woh tumse door bhaagegi ... agar tum ladki ke peeche nahi bhaagoge toh woh confuse ho jayegi aur tumhare peeche bhaagegi ... yeh pata karne ke liye ki woh confuse kyun hai

Ishq ne nikamma karke chhod diya ... varna tu bhi aadmi tha kaam ka

Alpha, beta, gamma, theta ... joh hai sexy woh hai jeeta

Joh Hindustan leave karke aata hai na ... usko muhalle waale Hindustan Lever bolte hai

Dimaag mein kitaaben bharne se jeben thodhi bharti hai

When I am good I am good ... when I am bad I am even better

Arre wah laddoo... tere pyar ki tarah meethe aur mere dil ki tarah naram

Pehle usne ras kaha, phir gul kaha, phir le kaha ... is tarah zaalim ne rasgulle ke tukde tukde kar diye

Vade log vadi vadi baatein

Sara chali gaye jaane de ... tujhe pyar chahiye kahin aur se aane de

Hum toh ghante hai lekin woh khatre ki ghanti hai ... saali China ka maal hai nah guarantee hai na warranty hai

Main toh samajhta tha ki duniya mein mujhse badkar kamina aur koi nahi hai ... lekin tumne end mauke par aaisa kaminapan dikhaya hai ... ki hum tumhare kaminepan ke ghulam ho gaye hai

Main tumhare accountant ka beta hoon ... aur yeh pitai tumhare account mein bahut dino se likhi thi

I drink only on two occasions ... when I'm in love and when I'm not

Dhood ka jaala Burnol bhi phook phook ke lagata hai

Yeh Bambai bhale hi Kumkum se Kimi Katkar ho gayi hai ... par aaj bhi aankhen bandh karke tumhe aadhi Bambai ghuma sakta hoon

Bomb woh thi blast main ho gaya ... bina ruke kisi station par yeh slow train bhi fast ho gaya

Ab iske alava aur kuch utaarke phekne ko mat kehna ... varna meri sharafat bura maan jayegi

Is vidya ke mandir mein ... yahan vidya ki murat hai toh wahan vidya ka bhashan hai ... magar afsoos is baat ka hai ki hamare paas "Dirty Picture" ki Vidya Balan nahi hai

Tumhari baaton mein itna horsepower hai na ... ki aadmi ke dimag kharab ho jaate hai aur godhon ka chalna shuru