The number of times you have fasted ... more than that I have seen full moon nights

Oh wow sweets ... sweet as your love and soft as my heart

First he said ras, then he said gul, then he said le ... that way the ruthless broke the rasgulle (sweet) into pieces

We are born again and again to do it ... I mean good deeds

(Do you think you're Shahrukh Khan?) ... Don't make fun of Shahrukh ... I like him a lot ... when he looks into the eyes of a girl, then even a blind girl will fall for him

The more you run behind a girl the more she will run far from you ... if you don't run behind a girl then she will get confused and she will run behind you ... to find out as to why is she confused

From now on to steal from men ... don't send a troop of eunuchs

I am nothing but she is the bell of danger ... bloody she is the China stuff which has no guarantee and no warranty

Those who leave Hindustan and come back ... are called as Hindustan Lever by the people of the neighborhood

Your talks have so much horsepower that ... peoples mind go bad and horses start walking

I drink only on two occasions ... when I'm in love and when I'm not

She was the bomb and I got blasted ... without stopping on any station this slow train became a fast one

Big people big big talks

First explain to me ... what I need to explain to him

You cannot fill your pockets (with money) by filling books in your brain

No matter if Mumbai has turned from Kumkum to Kimi Katkar ... but even today I can take you around half of Mumbai with my eyes closed

If you have a mustache then it should be like Mr.Nathulal's ... or else you shouldn't have it

Your behavior, a dog's tale and Katrina's Hindi ... are such that they can never become straight

Boys are like kids ... show them a lollipop, and they will themselves come under control

If you have college then I have knowledge