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# 381

Jitna tum ladki ke peeche bhaagoge utna hi woh tumse door bhaagegi ... agar tum ladki ke peeche nahi bhaagoge toh woh confuse ho jayegi aur tumhare peeche bhaagegi ... yeh pata karne ke liye ki woh confuse kyun hai


The more you run behind a girl the more she will run far from you ... if you don't run behind a girl then she will get confused and she will run behind you ... to find out as to why is she confused

# 382

Ishq ne nikamma karke chhod diya ... varna tu bhi aadmi tha kaam ka


Love has made you useless ... or else you were a useful person

# 383

Alpha, beta, gamma, theta ... joh hai sexy woh hai jeeta


Alpha, beta, gamma, theta ... the one who is sexy will win

# 384

Joh Hindustan leave karke aata hai na ... usko muhalle waale Hindustan Lever bolte hai


Those who leave Hindustan and come back ... are called as Hindustan Lever by the people of the neighborhood

# 385

Dimaag mein kitaaben bharne se jeben thodhi bharti hai


You cannot fill your pockets (with money) by filling books in your brain

# 386

When I am good I am good ... when I am bad I am even better


When I am good I am good ... when I am bad I am even better

# 387

Arre wah laddoo... tere pyar ki tarah meethe aur mere dil ki tarah naram


Oh wow sweets ... sweet as your love and soft as my heart

# 388

Pehle usne ras kaha, phir gul kaha, phir le kaha ... is tarah zaalim ne rasgulle ke tukde tukde kar diye


First he said ras, then he said gul, then he said le ... that way the ruthless broke the rasgulle (sweet) into pieces

# 389

Vade log vadi vadi baatein


Big people big big talks

# 390

Sara chali gaye jaane de ... tujhe pyar chahiye kahin aur se aane de


If Sara left, let her go ... you want love, let it come from somewhere else

# 391

Hum toh ghante hai lekin woh khatre ki ghanti hai ... saali China ka maal hai nah guarantee hai na warranty hai


I am nothing but she is the bell of danger ... bloody she is the China stuff which has no guarantee and no warranty

# 392

Main toh samajhta tha ki duniya mein mujhse badkar kamina aur koi nahi hai ... lekin tumne end mauke par aaisa kaminapan dikhaya hai ... ki hum tumhare kaminepan ke ghulam ho gaye hai


I used to think that I was the biggest scoundrel in the world ... but you've shown such sneakiness in the end ... that I have become a slave of your sneakiness

# 393

Main tumhare accountant ka beta hoon ... aur yeh pitai tumhare account mein bahut dino se likhi thi


I am a son of your accountant ... and this beating was written in your account since days

# 394

I drink only on two occasions ... when I'm in love and when I'm not


I drink only on two occasions ... when I'm in love and when I'm not

# 395

Dhood ka jaala Burnol bhi phook phook ke lagata hai


One who is burnt by milk even applies Burnol after blowing

# 396

Yeh Bambai bhale hi Kumkum se Kimi Katkar ho gayi hai ... par aaj bhi aankhen bandh karke tumhe aadhi Bambai ghuma sakta hoon


No matter if Mumbai has turned from Kumkum to Kimi Katkar ... but even today I can take you around half of Mumbai with my eyes closed

# 397

Bomb woh thi blast main ho gaya ... bina ruke kisi station par yeh slow train bhi fast ho gaya


She was the bomb and I got blasted ... without stopping on any station this slow train became a fast one

# 398

Ab iske alava aur kuch utaarke phekne ko mat kehna ... varna meri sharafat bura maan jayegi


Now don't ask me remove and throw anything else ... or else my honesty will feel bad

# 399

Is vidya ke mandir mein ... yahan vidya ki murat hai toh wahan vidya ka bhashan hai ... magar afsoos is baat ka hai ki hamare paas "Dirty Picture" ki Vidya Balan nahi hai


In this temple of knowledge ... here we have an idol of knowledge and there we have a lecture on knowledge ... but unfortunately we don't have Vidya Balan from the movie "The Dirty Picture"

# 400

Tumhari baaton mein itna horsepower hai na ... ki aadmi ke dimag kharab ho jaate hai aur godhon ka chalna shuru


Your talks have so much horsepower that ... peoples mind go bad and horses start walking

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