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# 381

Jitna tum ladki ke peeche bhaagoge utna hi woh tumse door bhaagegi ... agar tum ladki ke peeche nahi bhaagoge toh woh confuse ho jayegi aur tumhare peeche bhaagegi ... yeh pata karne ke liye ki woh confuse kyun hai

The more you run behind a girl the more she will run far from you ... if you don't run behind a girl then she will get confused and she will run behind you ... to find out as to why is she confused

Kal Ho Naa Ho

Shahrukh Khan

Women•Comedy
Play Video
108
# 382

Ishq ne nikamma karke chhod diya ... varna tu bhi aadmi tha kaam ka

Love has made you useless ... or else you were a useful person

R Rajkumar

Unknown

Comedy•Romance
108
# 383

Alpha, beta, gamma, theta ... joh hai sexy woh hai jeeta

Alpha, beta, gamma, theta ... the one who is sexy will win

Purani Jeans

Unknown

Technology & Science•Victory & Success•Comedy
Play Video
108
# 384

Joh Hindustan leave karke aata hai na ... usko muhalle waale Hindustan Lever bolte hai

Those who leave Hindustan and come back ... are called as Hindustan Lever by the people of the neighborhood

Son Of Sardaar

Ajay Devgan

Comedy
108
# 385

Dimaag mein kitaaben bharne se jeben thodhi bharti hai

You cannot fill your pockets (with money) by filling books in your brain

Dilwale Dulhania Le Jayenge

Anupam Kher

Comedy•Education•Money
107
# 386

When I am good I am good ... when I am bad I am even better

When I am good I am good ... when I am bad I am even better

Chashme Baddoor (2013)

Ali Zafar

Comedy
107
# 387

Arre wah laddoo... tere pyar ki tarah meethe aur mere dil ki tarah naram

Oh wow sweets ... sweet as your love and soft as my heart

Chori Chori Chupke Chupke

Amrish Puri

Food & Drinks•Comedy
107
# 388

Pehle usne ras kaha, phir gul kaha, phir le kaha ... is tarah zaalim ne rasgulle ke tukde tukde kar diye

First he said ras, then he said gul, then he said le ... that way the ruthless broke the rasgulle (sweet) into pieces

Tere Naam

Unknown

Food & Drinks•Comedy
107
# 389

Vade log vadi vadi baatein

Big people big big talks

Kabhi Khushi Kabhie Gham

Kajol

Comedy
Play Video
107
# 390

Sara chali gaye jaane de ... tujhe pyar chahiye kahin aur se aane de

If Sara left, let her go ... you want love, let it come from somewhere else

Dil Maange More

Gulshan Grover

Comedy•Romance
106
# 391

Hum toh ghante hai lekin woh khatre ki ghanti hai ... saali China ka maal hai nah guarantee hai na warranty hai

I am nothing but she is the bell of danger ... bloody she is the China stuff which has no guarantee and no warranty

Chashme Baddoor (2013)

Divyendu Sharma

Shayari•City & Places•Comedy
106
# 392

Main toh samajhta tha ki duniya mein mujhse badkar kamina aur koi nahi hai ... lekin tumne end mauke par aaisa kaminapan dikhaya hai ... ki hum tumhare kaminepan ke ghulam ho gaye hai

I used to think that I was the biggest scoundrel in the world ... but you've shown such sneakiness in the end ... that I have become a slave of your sneakiness

Karan Arjun

Amrish Puri

Comedy
106
# 393

Main tumhare accountant ka beta hoon ... aur yeh pitai tumhare account mein bahut dino se likhi thi

I am a son of your accountant ... and this beating was written in your account since days

Arjun

Sunny Deol

Action•Comedy
106
# 394

I drink only on two occasions ... when I'm in love and when I'm not

I drink only on two occasions ... when I'm in love and when I'm not

Dear Zindagi

Alia Bhatt

Food & Drinks•Comedy
105
# 395

Dhood ka jaala Burnol bhi phook phook ke lagata hai

One who is burnt by milk even applies Burnol after blowing

Chennai Express

Shahrukh Khan

Food & Drinks•Comedy
105
# 396

Yeh Bambai bhale hi Kumkum se Kimi Katkar ho gayi hai ... par aaj bhi aankhen bandh karke tumhe aadhi Bambai ghuma sakta hoon

No matter if Mumbai has turned from Kumkum to Kimi Katkar ... but even today I can take you around half of Mumbai with my eyes closed

Once Upon A Time In Mumbaai Dobara

Akshay Kumar

City & Places•Comedy
105
# 397

Bomb woh thi blast main ho gaya ... bina ruke kisi station par yeh slow train bhi fast ho gaya

She was the bomb and I got blasted ... without stopping on any station this slow train became a fast one

Chashme Baddoor (2013)

Divyendu Sharma

Shayari•Transportation•Comedy
104
# 398

Ab iske alava aur kuch utaarke phekne ko mat kehna ... varna meri sharafat bura maan jayegi

Now don't ask me remove and throw anything else ... or else my honesty will feel bad

Once Upon A Time In Mumbaai Dobara

Akshay Kumar

Comedy•Adult•Truth & Honesty
103
# 399

Is vidya ke mandir mein ... yahan vidya ki murat hai toh wahan vidya ka bhashan hai ... magar afsoos is baat ka hai ki hamare paas "Dirty Picture" ki Vidya Balan nahi hai

In this temple of knowledge ... here we have an idol of knowledge and there we have a lecture on knowledge ... but unfortunately we don't have Vidya Balan from the movie "The Dirty Picture"

Chashme Baddoor (2013)

Divyendu Sharma

Education•Adult•Comedy
103
# 400

Tumhari baaton mein itna horsepower hai na ... ki aadmi ke dimag kharab ho jaate hai aur godhon ka chalna shuru

Your talks have so much horsepower that ... peoples mind go bad and horses start walking

The Dirty Picture

Tusshar Kapoor

Comedy•Animals & Birds
103
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