I have opened a mobile marriage bureau ... press 1 for engagement ... press 2 for marriage ... and to get remarried press the neck of your first wife

Gandhi said not to do any violence ... did anyone listen? ... had he said that with a gun, bloody everyone would have listened

Now don't ask me remove and throw anything else ... or else my honesty will feel bad

Now all politicians will be imprisoned because of money laundering

When I try to ask you something you stop me ... and when I keep quiet you invoke me

Bloody she is walking moving cocaine ... cocaine

O Lord Shiva, what should I do ... the lady who promised to help me, she herself has broken my hand

I am Nandu and everyone's friend

I pray everyday that ... beggars may come to my house, disease may come to my body ... but you should never come

When you have to say something from the inside ... then you must look good from outside

Rahul, will you remember my name?

The real fun of a horror film comes when you watch it alone at night

Who says that you need something big to cause trouble ... have you ever spent a night with a mosquito

Those who distribute and eat ... they have good health and long age

Early to bed and early to rise ... makes your girlfriend go with other guys

I'm running since childhood ... first I ran away from school ... when I was hungry I stole bread and ran ... when I became a goon then I was running away from the police ... I ran where I was suppose to sit, I ran where I was suppose to walk ... and I'm running like a dog where I need to run ... my whole life has gone behind running

It is so easy to fool people in love

Looks like blood does not flow through your veins ... instead sweets flow

The days of youth ... are wonderful

Whatever we'll do ... we'll do it in style