Bada kamzor leg piece hai ... is murghi ko polio ho gaya tha kya?

It is a very thin leg piece ... did this chicken have polio?

Mujhe tumhari ungli nahi ... poora haath thaamna hai zindagi bhar ke liye

I don't want your finger ... I want to hold your complete hand for my entire life

Thoda sa hamari taraf se bhi ro dena

Please cry a little on my behalf also

Graduate samajh ke humko line maar rahi hai kya?

Are you hitting on me thinking I am a graduate?

Kaika Dilli hai bhaiya, dil toh hai hi nahi kisi ke paas

What Delhi city is this, no one has a heart here

Abe chai mangi thi, parliament se ayegi kya?

I had asked for tea, is it coming from the parliament or what?

Bhagwan ko malum tha ki aadmi saala kuch kare na kare lekin daru zaroor piyega ... isiliye usne aadmi ko ek dimag, ek thopda, ek dil de diya ... lekin kidney do de diya, ki agar ek kharab ho jaye toh aadmi doosri se apna kaam chalata rahe

God knew it that whether a man does anything or not, he will drink alcohol for sure ... that's why he gave a man one mind, one face, one heart ... but he gave two kidneys, so that if one goes bad then the man can still function with the other one

Doosre ka suitcase aur doosre ki biwi ko haath nahi lagana chahiye

One should not touch someone else's suitcase and someone else's wife