Pyar karne waalo ko bewakoof banana kitna aasaan hai

Woh aag hi kya joh lag ke badhe nahi, woh nasha hi kya joh sarr pe chadhe nahi ... nahi banta tab tak koi sachcha aashiq, jab tak ishq mein usko do chaar padhe nahi

Saara din woh bandh kamre mein ghutar-gu ghutar-gu ... natija kab milega haan?

Lagda hai teri ragon mein khoon nahi ... rabri daud di hai rabri

Joh baant ke khaate hai ... unki sehat achchi aur umar lambi hoti hai

Saand kitna bhi akela kyun na ho ... uski hifazat karne ke liye aaju baju baand zaroor rehte hai

Joh bhi karenge ... style se karenge

Raat ko barah ki sui ke tarah chipke rehte ho ... aur din me che ki tarah

Tumhe uthakar museum mein rakhna chahiye ... ticket lagni chahiye tumhe dekhne ke liye

Women can fake orgasm ... why the hell can't they fake silence?

Ho sakta hai aap logon ko main thoda sa alag lagon ... iska yeh matlab nahi ki main pagal hoon ... main bahut intelligent hoon ... very smart

I can talk english, I can walk english, I can laugh english ... because english is a very funny language

Hollywood kare toh wow ... Tollywood kare toh how

Tumhara pariwar hai ya mobile network ... jahan jaate hai wahan pahunch jaata hai

Uparwaale ke do creations hai na, mindblowing hai ... sexy girls and very sexy girls

Bachche bhi tumse zyada kapde pehente hai

Arre yeh tedha mooh karke kyun smile kar rahe ho ... Shahrukh Khan ho kya?

Apun ne ek-sau-pandhra ghar khali karwaya ... baavan kidnapping kiyela hai ... kam se kam dhai-sau haddi toh torela rahenga ... pan kabhi andhar nahin aaya ... first time, first time kisi ko sorry bola ... direct andhar

Aaj kal shareef sirf woh hota hai jiske mobile mein password nahi hota hai

Budhi ho ya jawaan ... melodrama is duniya ki sari auraton ke khoon mein hota hai