Main roz prarthana karta hoon ... ke mere ghar bhikari aaye, mere badan mein bimari aaye ... par tu kabhi na aaye

Pyar karne waalo ko bewakoof banana kitna aasaan hai

Woh aag hi kya joh lag ke badhe nahi, woh nasha hi kya joh sarr pe chadhe nahi ... nahi banta tab tak koi sachcha aashiq, jab tak ishq mein usko do chaar padhe nahi

Saand kitna bhi akela kyun na ho ... uski hifazat karne ke liye aaju baju baand zaroor rehte hai

Joh bhi karenge ... style se karenge

Apun ne ek-sau-pandhra ghar khali karwaya ... baavan kidnapping kiyela hai ... kam se kam dhai-sau haddi toh torela rahenga ... pan kabhi andhar nahin aaya ... first time, first time kisi ko sorry bola ... direct andhar

Tumhe uthakar museum mein rakhna chahiye ... ticket lagni chahiye tumhe dekhne ke liye

I can talk english, I can walk english, I can laugh english ... because english is a very funny language

Andhar ki baat bolni ho ... toh bahar se sahi lagna chahiye

Early to bed and early to rise ... makes your girlfriend go with other guys

Bachche bhi tumse zyada kapde pehente hai

Kamini se yaad aaya ... Tiwari ji bhabhi ji kaisi hai?

Zara si savdaani ... zindagi bhar aasaani

Lagda hai teri ragon mein khoon nahi ... rabri daud di hai rabri

Abhe oye sadhe huye tamatar ki phu-phundi waali chutney ... baasi kadhi ke baas marte huye besan ... zamane ke bighade huye fashion ... jaale huye aloo ki kaalak, keedhe pade huye paalak ... phitkari ki phitkar, auraton ki dhutkar ... dekh kaise khadi karta hoon main teri khaat aur kaise lagata hoon main teri vaat

Horror film ka asli mazaa toh raat ko akele mein hi aata hai

Akal ke aane ke liye shakal ke bighadneka kyun intezar kar rahe the tum?

Yeh kaunsa tha jaam joh tune pila diya ... is sirphere ka sara system hila diya

Joh baant ke khaate hai ... unki sehat achchi aur umar lambi hoti hai

Chalo utho ... abhi tumhe bahut pitna hai