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# 441
Hollywood kare toh wow ... Tollywood kare toh how
If Hollywood does it, then people say wow ... but if Telugu cinema does it, then people say how
# 442
Saara din woh bandh kamre mein ghutar-gu ghutar-gu ... natija kab milega haan?
You've been having fun in the room all along ... when will we get the result?
# 443
Saand kitna bhi akela kyun na ho ... uski hifazat karne ke liye aaju baju baand zaroor rehte hai
No matter how alone a bull may be ... his peers are always nearby to protect him
# 444
Raat ko barah ki sui ke tarah chipke rehte ho ... aur din me che ki tarah
In the night you stick to me like a 12 o'clock hand ... and during the day like a 6 o'clock hand
# 445
Yeh Punjab hai Punjab ... yahan pehle goli marte hai ... phir shayad laash se kuch baat karlein
This is Punjab, Punjab ... here first they shoot ... then may be they will talk with the dead body
# 446
Arre yeh tedha mooh karke kyun smile kar rahe ho ... Shahrukh Khan ho kya?
Why are smiling with a twisted face ... are you Shahrukh Khan or what?
# 447
Ho sakta hai aap logon ko main thoda sa alag lagon ... iska yeh matlab nahi ki main pagal hoon ... main bahut intelligent hoon ... very smart
It is possible that I may look different to you guys ... that does not mean I am mad ... I am very intelligent ... very smart
# 448
Uparwaale ke do creations hai na, mindblowing hai ... sexy girls and very sexy girls
Two creations of God are mindblowing ... sexy girls and very sexy girls
# 449
Women can fake orgasm ... why the hell can't they fake silence?
Women can fake orgasm ... why the hell can't they fake silence?
# 450
Bachche bhi tumse zyada kapde pehente hai
Even kids wear more clothes than you
# 451
Jinke ghar sheeshe ke hote hai na ... woh basement mein kapde badalte hai
Those who have glass houses ... they change their clothes in the basement
# 452
Apun ne ek-sau-pandhra ghar khali karwaya ... baavan kidnapping kiyela hai ... kam se kam dhai-sau haddi toh torela rahenga ... pan kabhi andhar nahin aaya ... first time, first time kisi ko sorry bola ... direct andhar
We have vacated 115 houses ... done 52 kidnappings ... must have broken at least 250 bones ... but never went behind bars ... first time, first time we said sorry to someone ... and direct behind bars
# 453
Tumhe uthakar museum mein rakhna chahiye ... ticket lagni chahiye tumhe dekhne ke liye
You should be picked up and kept in the museum ... a ticket should be charged to see you
# 454
I can talk english, I can walk english, I can laugh english ... because english is a very funny language
I can talk english, I can walk english, I can laugh english ... because english is a very funny language
# 455
Tumhara pariwar hai ya mobile network ... jahan jaate hai wahan pahunch jaata hai
Your family is like the mobile network ... wherever we go, it's always there
# 456
Aaj kal shareef sirf woh hota hai jiske mobile mein password nahi hota hai
Nowadays only those people are honest who don't have a password on their mobile phone
# 457
Badi badi fights mein aaisi choti choti maar toh lagti rehti hai
In big big fights such small small injuries do happen
# 458
Woh aag hi kya joh lag ke badhe nahi, woh nasha hi kya joh sarr pe chadhe nahi ... nahi banta tab tak koi sachcha aashiq, jab tak ishq mein usko do chaar padhe nahi
A fire ain't good if it doesn't rise after starting, an intoxication ain't good if it doesn't get on one's head ... no one becomes a true lover until, he is knocked a few times in love
# 459
Budhi ho ya jawaan ... melodrama is duniya ki sari auraton ke khoon mein hota hai
Be it old or young ... all the women of this world have melodrama in their blood
# 460
Akal ke aane ke liye shakal ke bighadneka kyun intezar kar rahe the tum?
To become smart, why were you waiting until your face was damaged?
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