Maine mobile shaadi ka bureau khola hai ... engagement ke liye ek dabao ... shaadi ke liye do dabao ... aur doobara shaadi karne ke liye apna pehla biwi ka gala dabao

Jab bache baat nahi maante toh unhe kahani sunai jaati hai ... jab badhe baat nahi maante toh unhe raaz bataye jaate hai

Sharam, laaj, gehna ... in teeno mein se isne kuch nahi pehna

Dukh ke baad sukh hi aata hai aur raat ke baad savera

Jab dost ke irrade pakke ... toh dushman ke chutte chakke

Don't have dirty picture in your mind please

Shaheedon ke mazaaron par diye zaroor jalte hai ... lekin unke gharon mein choolay tak nahi jalte

Jeeti hui baazi haari nahi jaati ... imaan ke taange par koi sawari nahi aati

Main bahut ajeeb hoon ... phal nahi milta hai toh pedh kaat deta hoon ... aur pedh nahi mila toh jadh kaat deta hoon

Nabhe crore Hindustan ki janta ko tabah karne waalon ko tabah karne ke liye ... sirf ek Hindustani kafi hai

Main tumhari yaadon ki mitti se tumhari murti banakar ... zindagi bhar uski puja karta rahoonga

Chhodna mat ... pakadke rakh!

Zindagi maaze lene ka naam hai ... kuch dene ka naam hai ... aur bahut kuch lene ka naam hai

Do gaz zameen toh mili, mitti naseeb na hui ... zalim zamane ne hamari kabar baraf mein bana di

Sab hai char din ki chandni, yeh riyasate yeh wazarate ... mujhe us fakir ki shaan de, ki zamana jiski misaal de

Mukka-laat ke baad joh mulaqat hoti hai ... badi pakki hoti hai