I have opened a mobile marriage bureau ... press 1 for engagement ... press 2 for marriage ... and to get remarried press the neck of your first wife

When kids don't listen then you tell them stories ... and when elders don't listen then you tell them secrets

Shyness, reservedness, jewelry ... she doesn't have any of the three

After sadness comes happiness and after night comes morning

Don't have dirty picture in your mind please

Candles definitely light up on the shrine of martyrs ... but the stoves in their house don't light up

Don't leave it ... catch it!

When the intentions of friends are strong ... then the enemies will bite dust

I'll make a statue from the soil of your memories ... and I'll worship that for my entire life

To destroy the people who want to destroy 90 crore Indians ... we only need one Indian

I've very strange ... I cut the tree if I don't get fruits from it ... and I cut the roots if don't get a tree from it

Life is all about having fun ... it's all about giving something ... and it's all about taking a lot

I got two yards of land, but I didn't get the soil ... this cruel world made my grave in the ice

These estates and ministries will remain just for a few days ... give me the pride of that priest, whose example the world gives

You cannot lose a battle that is won ... and no rider sits on the horse cart of honesty

The meeting that happens after a fight ... is very strong