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# 2581

Aaj raviwar hai is liye tum log bach gaye ho ... lekin yeh na samjho ki roz Sunday hai ... aaj Ghasitaram ke pedhe khalo ... kal se toh khane Lakhwinder ke dande hai

Since it's Sunday today you guys are saved ... but don't understand that everyday is a Sunday ... today eat the sweets from Ghasitaram ... since from tomorrow you have to take the beatings from Lakhwinder

Shaadi No. 1

Sanjay Dutt

Food & Drinks•Comedy
4
# 2582

Tum ek number ke chor, luchche, lafangey, bhagode ho ... desh ke jawano ke naam pe kalank ho ... zeherilay saanp ka dank ho

You're a thief, scoundrel, rascal, fugitive of top quality ... you're a disgrace in the name of youth of this country ... you're a bite of a poisonous snake

Fun2shh: Dudes in the 10th Century

Kader Khan

Thief & Criminal•Animals & Birds•Comedy
4
# 2583

Apne paap maqsad se is kadar hath gaye ... phadna tha dushman ko, khud hi phat gaye

Because of our sin we got so disturbed ... that we had to tear apart the enemy, but we ourselves got torn

Ek Se Badhkar Ek

Deepak Shirke

Shayari•Enemy•Comedy
4
# 2584

Zubaan ka upyog mat karo ... don't try to wag your tongue between the teeth of your mouth

Don't try to talk ... don't try to wag your tongue between the teeth of your mouth

Fruit & Nut

Mahesh Manjrekar

Comedy
4
# 2585

Ghar mein Baywatch aur disco mein gaywatch

Baywatch in the house and gaywatch in the disco

Sunday

Unknown

Adult•House•Comedy
4
# 2586

Jab zindagi ka hi nasha zyada hota hai ... toh sober hone ke liye aur daaru peena padta hai

When the intoxication from life itself is too much ... then you have to drink alcohol to become sober

Dil Vil Pyar Vyar

Tiku Talsania

Food & Drinks•Life•Comedy
4
# 2587

Hospital mein chloroform ki jagah agar tere kapde soongah diye ja na ... toh patient coma mein chala jayega

In the hospital instead of chloroform if we use your clothes to smell ... then the patient will go in coma

Kyo Kii Main Jhuth Nahin Bolta

Govinda

Clothes & Shoes•Comedy
4
# 2588

Kyun be sukhe hue chuare ... baasi udad ke papad!

Hey you dry dates ... papadum made from stinking lentil!

Kyo Kii Main Jhuth Nahin Bolta

Govinda

Food & Drinks•Comedy
4
# 2589

Humne wahan apna khoon bahaya jahan tera pasina nikla ... bade bhai se bhi badhkar samjha tujhe ... par saale tu toh bada kamina nikla

I shed my blood where you were sweating ... I considered you even bigger than a big brother ... but bloody you turned out to be a big rascal

Dulaara

Rakesh Bedi

Shayari•Comedy
Play Video
4
# 2590

Inhi ki chalti hai aur kya chalti hai ... kyun ki jab yeh chalti hai toh log kehte hai ... wah kya chalti hai

Only what she says gets done and with style ... because when she walks then people say ... how gracefully is she walking

Chala Mussaddi Office Office

Manoj Pahwa

Comedy
4
# 2591

Arre ubalte hue chawal ke thande jhaag waale paani ... budhape mein uddiyan maarre kya?

Hey you cold lathered water from boiling rice ... why are you jumping in old age?

Waah! Tera Kya Kehna

Raveena Tandon

Food & Drinks•Rowdyism•Comedy
Play Video
4
# 2592

Tum jaisi biwiyan old case ho jaati na ... toh itna bhadakne lagti ... showcase mein rakhne layak nahi rehti

When wife's like you become an old case ... then they get so angry that ... they don't even remain in a condition to be kept in the showcase

Waah! Tera Kya Kehna

Govinda

Husband & Wife•Comedy
Play Video
4
# 2593

Apna toh life ka funda hi ek hai ... east or west, sex is the best

I have only one fundamental in life ... east or west, sex is the best

Yeh Kya Ho Raha Hai?

Unknown

Adult•Life•Comedy
4
# 2594

Apni poori zindagi hi filmy hai

My whole life is cinematic

Superstar

Kunal Khemu

Life•Comedy
4
# 2595

I go out on all dates ... Sundates, Mondates all dates up till Saturdates

I go out on all days ... Sunday, Monday all days up till Saturday

What's Your Raashee?

Priyanka Chopra

Comedy
4
# 2596

Shaadi ke do golden rules yaad rakho ... rule no. 1 aaisa kuch mat karo jisse tumhare partner ko dukh ho ... rule no. 2 agar karo bhi toh kisi ko pata mat lagne do

Remember the two golden rules of marriage ... rule no.1 don't do anything that will make your partner sad ... rule no. 2 even if you do something then don't let anyone come to know about it

Raat Gayi Baat Gayi?

Dalip Tahil

Marriage & Wedding•Comedy
4
# 2597

Aaj raat ke baad jab subah ka suraj niklega ... toh hamare bistar ki shikan ko dekhkar badalon mein mooh chupa lega

After tonight when the morning sun rises ... then looking at the wrinkles on our bed it will hide it's face in the clouds

Ponga Pandit

Randhir Kapoor

Adult•Comedy
4
# 2598

Shut-up kehne waali ladkiyan toh sabse zyada pyar karti hai

The girls who say shut-up, give the most love

Dhoti Lota Aur Chowpatty

Roopesh Kumar

Women•Comedy
4
# 2599

Marriage is a lovely institution ... it's a lovely mental institution

Marriage is a lovely institution ... it's a lovely mental institution

Jhankaar Beats

Rahul Bose

Marriage & Wedding•Comedy
4
# 2600

Dance a day keeps the doctor away

Dance a day keeps the doctor away

Ta Ra Rum Pum

Rani Mukherjee

Dance•Comedy
4
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Aaja Nachle
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