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# 2581
Ladki apne aap mein hi ek paushtik aahar hoti hai ... jise dekhne ke baad kisi tonic ya chyawanprash ki zaroorat nahi padti
A girl herself is like some nutritious food ... you don't need any tonic or herbal mixture after you see one

Nawabzaade

Unknown

Women•Food & Drinks•Comedy
5
# 2582
Oye yeh Punjab hai ... yahan raat ko fight karte hai aur din mein invite karte hai
This is Punjab ... here we fight in the night and then we invite in the morning

Yamla Pagla Deewana Phir Se

Bobby Deol

City & Places•Comedy
5
# 2583
Zindagi ek jung agar patni sang hai ... Sita se pyar kiya toh Ram ban gaye ... Radha se pyar kiya toh Shyam ban gaye ... aur joh kataiy zabardasti ka pyar kiya toh bhootni ke Asaram ban gaye
Life is like a war if your wife is there with you ... you'll become Ram if you love Sita ... you'll become Shyam if you love Radha ... and if you love someone with force then you'll become Asaram Bapu

Teri Bhabhi Hai Pagle

Mukul Dev

Husband & Wife•Comedy
5
# 2584
Arre sharam hai toh yaad kar apne vaade ... kutte, kamine, sovar ke pyaade
If you have any shame then remember your promises ... you're a dog, rascal and a pig

Guest Iin London

Paresh Rawal

Comedy•Animals & Birds
5
# 2585
Bhala kya mel hai mera tumhare saath huzoor ... yahan pe bijli, toh haddi yahan par atki hai
You don't belong to my league ... your bones are stuck as you've been hit by lightning

Anaarkali Of Aarah

Swara Bhaskar

Shayari•Weather•Comedy
5
# 2586
Aaj kal sirf do kisam ki painting ki demand hai ... ek woh joh raeeson ke bedroom ki shobha bada sake ... aur doosri woh joh kisi ki samajh mein na aa sake
These days only two types of painting are in demand ... first those which look good in the bedroom of rich people ... and second those which no one can understand

Mere Jeevan Saathi (1972)

Unknown

Comedy
5
# 2587
Baba matlab note jhapat ... dikha jannat ka shortcut
A religious saint means to jump on money ... by showing people the shortcut to heaven

Global Baba

Pankaj Tripathi

Money•Comedy
5
# 2588
Aap toh apne aap mein ATM hai ... (bole toh) ... All Time Mahatma
You yourself are an ATM ... (what do you mean) ... All Time Mahatma

Gandhigiri

Mukesh Tiwari

Comedy
Play Video
5
# 2589
Sunehre aksharon mein jayegi aapki kahani rachi ... aur cheer dalenge hum tumhari jaan bachi kuchi
Your story will be written in golden words ... and I'll tear apart your remaining life

Guddu Ki Gun

Kunal Khemu

Shayari•Comedy
5
# 2590
Jis umar mein tujhe kabar ke bare mein sochna chahiye ... us umar mein tu lover banne ki soch raha hai
In the age when you should think about a grave ... in that age you're thinking about becoming a lover

Freaky Ali

Arbaaz Khan

Comedy
5
# 2591
Tum fire brigade ki tarah ho gaye ho ... emergency ke bina aate hi nahi
You've become like the fire brigade ... you don't come unless there is an emergency

Love Games

Unknown

Comedy
5
# 2592
Guru gudh hi reh gaya ... chela shakkar ban gaya
The trainer remained as jaggery ... while the student turned into sugar

Magadheera

Chiranjeevi

Food & Drinks•Comedy
5
# 2593
Ab kisi ka bhi nahi hoga baal baanka ... bachenge kaki aur kaka ... sabki maa ka Saki Naka
Now no one will be in trouble ... only grandma and grandpa will remain ... and everyone else will go to hell

Kyaa Kool Hain Hum 3

Krishna Abhishek

Adult•Comedy
5
# 2594
Ishq toh sabhi karte hai ... lekin sabka kurta pyjama, coat patloon nahi ban jaata
Everyone falls in love ... but not everyone's simple clothes turn into a suit and a pant

Milap

Johnny Walker

Clothes & Shoes•Comedy
5
# 2595
Jab tak phatte cheetre kapdo se gareebi na jhanke ... bhook se bhilagte log dikhai na de ... aur aag mein jhulasta aadmi nazar na aaye ... tab tak Hindustan ke kalakar ko vish award nahi milta
Until you show poverty from ripped clothes ... until you show hungry people ... and until you show people burning from fire ... till then an Indian actor doesn't get an international award

Gautam Govinda

Ishrat Ali

Clothes & Shoes•Comedy
5
# 2596
Agar Bollywood cinema nahi hota toh shayad main nahi hota
Had there not been Bollywood cinema, then I wouldn't have been there

Bollywood Diaries

Unknown

Comedy
Play Video
5
# 2597
Kaun khada hai, kaun adda hai ... aye Manoranjana meri jaan, yeh bhootnath aaj phir tumhare peeche pada hai
Who is standing, who is blocking ... hey Manoranjana my love, this ghost again today is running behind you

Gang of Ghosts

Rajpal Yadav

Shayari•Comedy•Horror
Play Video
5
# 2598
Dulhan wohi joh piya mann bhaye ... aur dahej lekar aaye
A bride should be one who is loved by her groom ... and one who brings dowry with her

Divorce

Jagdeep

Marriage & Wedding•Comedy
5
# 2599
Jinke apne bistar doosron ke ghar laga karte hai ... woh teesron ke ghar ki chaddar gina nahi karte
Those who sleep on beds in other people's house ... they don't count the bedsheets in a third person's house

Padmashree Laloo Prasad Yadav

Sharat Saxena

House•Comedy
5
# 2600
Aaise kahi badan hote hai jinka paseena scent se bhi zyada khushbudar hota hai
There are so many bodies whose sweat has more fragrance than a perfume

Phool Khile Hain Gulshan Gulshan

Rishi Kapoor

Comedy
5
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