Oye yeh Punjab hai ... yahan raat ko fight karte hai aur din mein invite karte hai

Zindagi ek jung agar patni sang hai ... Sita se pyar kiya toh Ram ban gaye ... Radha se pyar kiya toh Shyam ban gaye ... aur joh kataiy zabardasti ka pyar kiya toh bhootni ke Asaram ban gaye

Arre sharam hai toh yaad kar apne vaade ... kutte, kamine, sovar ke pyaade

Bhala kya mel hai mera tumhare saath huzoor ... yahan pe bijli, toh haddi yahan par atki hai

Aaj kal sirf do kisam ki painting ki demand hai ... ek woh joh raeeson ke bedroom ki shobha bada sake ... aur doosri woh joh kisi ki samajh mein na aa sake

Baba matlab note jhapat ... dikha jannat ka shortcut

Aap toh apne aap mein ATM hai ... (bole toh) ... All Time Mahatma

Sunehre aksharon mein jayegi aapki kahani rachi ... aur cheer dalenge hum tumhari jaan bachi kuchi

Jis umar mein tujhe kabar ke bare mein sochna chahiye ... us umar mein tu lover banne ki soch raha hai

Tum fire brigade ki tarah ho gaye ho ... emergency ke bina aate hi nahi

Guru gudh hi reh gaya ... chela shakkar ban gaya

Ab kisi ka bhi nahi hoga baal baanka ... bachenge kaki aur kaka ... sabki maa ka Saki Naka

Ishq toh sabhi karte hai ... lekin sabka kurta pyjama, coat patloon nahi ban jaata

Jab tak phatte cheetre kapdo se gareebi na jhanke ... bhook se bhilagte log dikhai na de ... aur aag mein jhulasta aadmi nazar na aaye ... tab tak Hindustan ke kalakar ko vish award nahi milta

Agar Bollywood cinema nahi hota toh shayad main nahi hota

Kaun khada hai, kaun adda hai ... aye Manoranjana meri jaan, yeh bhootnath aaj phir tumhare peeche pada hai

Dulhan wohi joh piya mann bhaye ... aur dahej lekar aaye

Jinke apne bistar doosron ke ghar laga karte hai ... woh teesron ke ghar ki chaddar gina nahi karte

Aaise kahi badan hote hai jinka paseena scent se bhi zyada khushbudar hota hai

(Koi ladki tumse nahi takrai?) ... Takrai ... takrake gabrai, gabrake sharmai, upar se uski mummy chali aayi ... is liye ladki haath nahi aayi