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# 2581

Oye yeh Punjab hai ... yahan raat ko fight karte hai aur din mein invite karte hai


This is Punjab ... here we fight in the night and then we invite in the morning

# 2582

Zindagi ek jung agar patni sang hai ... Sita se pyar kiya toh Ram ban gaye ... Radha se pyar kiya toh Shyam ban gaye ... aur joh kataiy zabardasti ka pyar kiya toh bhootni ke Asaram ban gaye


Life is like a war if your wife is there with you ... you'll become Ram if you love Sita ... you'll become Shyam if you love Radha ... and if you love someone with force then you'll become Asaram Bapu

# 2583

Arre sharam hai toh yaad kar apne vaade ... kutte, kamine, sovar ke pyaade


If you have any shame then remember your promises ... you're a dog, rascal and a pig

# 2584

Bhala kya mel hai mera tumhare saath huzoor ... yahan pe bijli, toh haddi yahan par atki hai


You don't belong to my league ... your bones are stuck as you've been hit by lightning

# 2585

Aaj kal sirf do kisam ki painting ki demand hai ... ek woh joh raeeson ke bedroom ki shobha bada sake ... aur doosri woh joh kisi ki samajh mein na aa sake


These days only two types of painting are in demand ... first those which look good in the bedroom of rich people ... and second those which no one can understand

# 2586

Baba matlab note jhapat ... dikha jannat ka shortcut


A religious saint means to jump on money ... by showing people the shortcut to heaven

# 2587

Aap toh apne aap mein ATM hai ... (bole toh) ... All Time Mahatma


You yourself are an ATM ... (what do you mean) ... All Time Mahatma

# 2588

Sunehre aksharon mein jayegi aapki kahani rachi ... aur cheer dalenge hum tumhari jaan bachi kuchi


Your story will be written in golden words ... and I'll tear apart your remaining life

# 2589

Jis umar mein tujhe kabar ke bare mein sochna chahiye ... us umar mein tu lover banne ki soch raha hai


In the age when you should think about a grave ... in that age you're thinking about becoming a lover

# 2590

Tum fire brigade ki tarah ho gaye ho ... emergency ke bina aate hi nahi


You've become like the fire brigade ... you don't come unless there is an emergency

# 2591

Guru gudh hi reh gaya ... chela shakkar ban gaya


The trainer remained as jaggery ... while the student turned into sugar

# 2592

Ab kisi ka bhi nahi hoga baal baanka ... bachenge kaki aur kaka ... sabki maa ka Saki Naka


Now no one will be in trouble ... only grandma and grandpa will remain ... and everyone else will go to hell

# 2593

Ishq toh sabhi karte hai ... lekin sabka kurta pyjama, coat patloon nahi ban jaata


Everyone falls in love ... but not everyone's simple clothes turn into a suit and a pant

# 2594

Jab tak phatte cheetre kapdo se gareebi na jhanke ... bhook se bhilagte log dikhai na de ... aur aag mein jhulasta aadmi nazar na aaye ... tab tak Hindustan ke kalakar ko vish award nahi milta


Until you show poverty from ripped clothes ... until you show hungry people ... and until you show people burning from fire ... till then an Indian actor doesn't get an international award

# 2595

Agar Bollywood cinema nahi hota toh shayad main nahi hota


Had there not been Bollywood cinema, then I wouldn't have been there

# 2596

Kaun khada hai, kaun adda hai ... aye Manoranjana meri jaan, yeh bhootnath aaj phir tumhare peeche pada hai


Who is standing, who is blocking ... hey Manoranjana my love, this ghost again today is running behind you

# 2597

Dulhan wohi joh piya mann bhaye ... aur dahej lekar aaye


A bride should be one who is loved by her groom ... and one who brings dowry with her

# 2598

Jinke apne bistar doosron ke ghar laga karte hai ... woh teesron ke ghar ki chaddar gina nahi karte


Those who sleep on beds in other people's house ... they don't count the bedsheets in a third person's house

# 2599

Aaise kahi badan hote hai jinka paseena scent se bhi zyada khushbudar hota hai


There are so many bodies whose sweat has more fragrance than a perfume

# 2600

(Koi ladki tumse nahi takrai?) ... Takrai ... takrake gabrai, gabrake sharmai, upar se uski mummy chali aayi ... is liye ladki haath nahi aayi


(No girl bumped into you?) ... One did ... she got scared bumping into me, she felt shy being scared, and on top of that her mom came along ... that's why I couldn't get the girl

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