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# 2581

Oye yeh Punjab hai ... yahan raat ko fight karte hai aur din mein invite karte hai

This is Punjab ... here we fight in the night and then we invite in the morning

Yamla Pagla Deewana Phir Se

Bobby Deol

City & Places•Comedy

# 2582

Zindagi ek jung agar patni sang hai ... Sita se pyar kiya toh Ram ban gaye ... Radha se pyar kiya toh Shyam ban gaye ... aur joh kataiy zabardasti ka pyar kiya toh bhootni ke Asaram ban gaye

Life is like a war if your wife is there with you ... you'll become Ram if you love Sita ... you'll become Shyam if you love Radha ... and if you love someone with force then you'll become Asaram Bapu

Teri Bhabhi Hai Pagle

Mukul Dev

Husband & Wife•Comedy

# 2583

Arre sharam hai toh yaad kar apne vaade ... kutte, kamine, sovar ke pyaade

If you have any shame then remember your promises ... you're a dog, rascal and a pig

Guest Iin London

Paresh Rawal

Comedy•Animals & Birds

# 2584

Bhala kya mel hai mera tumhare saath huzoor ... yahan pe bijli, toh haddi yahan par atki hai

You don't belong to my league ... your bones are stuck as you've been hit by lightning

Anaarkali Of Aarah

Swara Bhaskar

Shayari•Weather•Comedy

# 2585

Aaj kal sirf do kisam ki painting ki demand hai ... ek woh joh raeeson ke bedroom ki shobha bada sake ... aur doosri woh joh kisi ki samajh mein na aa sake

These days only two types of painting are in demand ... first those which look good in the bedroom of rich people ... and second those which no one can understand

Mere Jeevan Saathi (1972)

Unknown

Comedy

# 2586

Baba matlab note jhapat ... dikha jannat ka shortcut

A religious saint means to jump on money ... by showing people the shortcut to heaven

Global Baba

Pankaj Tripathi

Money•Comedy

# 2587

# 2588

Sunehre aksharon mein jayegi aapki kahani rachi ... aur cheer dalenge hum tumhari jaan bachi kuchi

Your story will be written in golden words ... and I'll tear apart your remaining life

Guddu Ki Gun

Kunal Khemu

Shayari•Comedy

# 2589

Jis umar mein tujhe kabar ke bare mein sochna chahiye ... us umar mein tu lover banne ki soch raha hai

In the age when you should think about a grave ... in that age you're thinking about becoming a lover

Freaky Ali

Arbaaz Khan

Comedy

# 2590

Tum fire brigade ki tarah ho gaye ho ... emergency ke bina aate hi nahi

You've become like the fire brigade ... you don't come unless there is an emergency

Love Games

Unknown

Comedy

# 2591

Guru gudh hi reh gaya ... chela shakkar ban gaya

The trainer remained as jaggery ... while the student turned into sugar

Magadheera

Chiranjeevi

Food & Drinks•Comedy

# 2592

Ab kisi ka bhi nahi hoga baal baanka ... bachenge kaki aur kaka ... sabki maa ka Saki Naka

Now no one will be in trouble ... only grandma and grandpa will remain ... and everyone else will go to hell

Kyaa Kool Hain Hum 3

Krishna Abhishek

Adult•Comedy

# 2593

Ishq toh sabhi karte hai ... lekin sabka kurta pyjama, coat patloon nahi ban jaata

Everyone falls in love ... but not everyone's simple clothes turn into a suit and a pant

Milap

Johnny Walker

Clothes & Shoes•Comedy

# 2594

Jab tak phatte cheetre kapdo se gareebi na jhanke ... bhook se bhilagte log dikhai na de ... aur aag mein jhulasta aadmi nazar na aaye ... tab tak Hindustan ke kalakar ko vish award nahi milta

Until you show poverty from ripped clothes ... until you show hungry people ... and until you show people burning from fire ... till then an Indian actor doesn't get an international award

Gautam Govinda

Ishrat Ali

Clothes & Shoes•Comedy

# 2595

# 2596

# 2597

Dulhan wohi joh piya mann bhaye ... aur dahej lekar aaye

A bride should be one who is loved by her groom ... and one who brings dowry with her

Divorce

Jagdeep

Marriage & Wedding•Comedy

# 2598

Jinke apne bistar doosron ke ghar laga karte hai ... woh teesron ke ghar ki chaddar gina nahi karte

Those who sleep on beds in other people's house ... they don't count the bedsheets in a third person's house

Padmashree Laloo Prasad Yadav

Sharat Saxena

House•Comedy

# 2599

Aaise kahi badan hote hai jinka paseena scent se bhi zyada khushbudar hota hai

There are so many bodies whose sweat has more fragrance than a perfume

Phool Khile Hain Gulshan Gulshan

Rishi Kapoor

Comedy

# 2600

(Koi ladki tumse nahi takrai?) ... Takrai ... takrake gabrai, gabrake sharmai, upar se uski mummy chali aayi ... is liye ladki haath nahi aayi

(No girl bumped into you?) ... One did ... she got scared bumping into me, she felt shy being scared, and on top of that her mom came along ... that's why I couldn't get the girl

Aap Aye Bahaar Ayee

Rajendra Nath

Comedy•Parents

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