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# 2621
Gas ho jaye khatam toh jala lo chula ... shehar mein swayamvar kyun kare jab bagal mein ho dulha
If the gas is over then burn the grill ... why should we have the wedding in the city when the bridegroom is next to us

Shaadi No. 1

Sanjay Dutt

Shayari•Marriage & Wedding•Comedy
5
# 2622
Pyar ke mamle mein aur khane ke mamle mein ... doosre ki marzi mein apni marzi ki taang nahi adana chahiye
When it comes to love and food ... you should not force your wishes upon the wishes of others

Maa

Kader Khan

Comedy•Food & Drinks
5
# 2623
Agar kabhi phir se shaadi karoonga toh aaisi khubsoorat ladki se ... joh hotel mein entry kare toh lage Sridevi, drawing room mein behti ho toh Madhuri Dixit, aur andar ke room mein ho toh Kimi Khaatpar ... matlab Katkar
If I ever get married again then I'll marry such a beautiful girl ... who looks like Sridevi when she enters a hotel, Madhuri Dixit when she is sitting in the drawing room, and Kimi Khaatpar when she is in the room inside ... I mean Katkar

Jawani Zindabad

Asrani

Marriage & Wedding•Women•Comedy
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5
# 2624
Joh kali dulhan bani hai woh chaman ki jaan hai ... par dahej joh kuch mila hai, jung ka samaan hai ... aap meri toop hai aur sasur captaan
The flower who has become a bride is the life of the garden ... but whatever I've got in dowry, is stuff of war ... you are my tank and my father-in-law is our captain

Sharmilee

Unknown

Shayari•War & Battle•Comedy
5
# 2625
Ab toh baat hi baat hai, har taraf chandni raat hai, khushiyon ki barsaat hai, tera aur Kavita ka zindagi bhar ka saath hai, teri aane waali baraat hai, sari jaidaad apne haath hai ... aye kabootar rone ki kya baat hai?
Now the time is good, everywhere there is moonlit night, it's raining happiness, you and Kavita will stay together for life, your wedding procession is going to come, the whole wealth is in our hands ... so why are you crying you pigeon?

Nishana

Utpal Dutt

Comedy•Happiness•Animals & Birds
5
# 2626
Yeh badi badi aankhen, yeh rasile honth, yeh gora gora rang ... jism hai ki samundar ki leheren ... yahan uthti hui, yahan girti hui, yahan uthti hui, yahan girti hui ... jee chahta hai bas dekhta hi rahoon
These big eyes, these juicy lips, this white colour ... is it a body or the waves of the ocean ... they go up here, they go down here, they go up here, they go down here ... I wish to only keep staring at it

Tum Haseen Main Jawan

Dharmendra

Adult•Comedy
5
# 2627
Poocha unse ishq kiya kya yeh koi paap hai ... usne kaha chup raho tere peeche khada mere baap hai
I asked her what sin have I done by falling in love ... she said keep quiet since her father was standing me

Ek Mahal Ho Sapno Ka

Deven Verma

Shayari•Parents•Comedy
5
# 2628
Jab koi tumhe touch karta hai na ... toh main bahut touchy ho jaata hoon
When someone touches you ... then I become very touchy

Maine Pyaar Kyun Kiya

Salman Khan

Comedy
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5
# 2629
Hamara art of living ka class ... matlab daru ka khamba aur teen glass
Our art of living class ... means a bottle of alcohol and three glasses

C Kkompany

Tusshar Kapoor

Food & Drinks•Comedy
5
# 2630
Din mein har pati na na kehta hai ... aur raat mein haan haan kehta hai
During the day every husband says no ... and in the night he says yes

Waah! Tera Kya Kehna

Unknown

Husband & Wife•Comedy
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5
# 2631
Banne aayi thi main Aishwarya Rai ... aur tum mujhe bana rahe ho Nirupa Roy
I had come to become Aishwarya Rai ... and you are making me Nirupa Roy

Money Hai Toh Honey Hai

Hansika Motwani

Comedy
5
# 2632
Shaadi karne mein aur na karne mein ek cheez toh common hai ... pachtava
There is one thing common between getting married and not ... that is remorse

Kuchh Meetha Ho Jaye

Arshad Warsi

Marriage & Wedding•Comedy
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5
# 2633
Abhe Chambal ghaati se bagaye hue C-grade ke daku!
Hey you C-grade dacoit on the run from the mountains of Chambal!

Ittefaq (2001)

Tiku Talsania

Thief & Criminal•City & Places•Comedy
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5
# 2634
Blessing in disguise ... makes man healthy, wealthy and wise
Blessing in disguise ... makes man healthy, wealthy and wise

Sanam Teri Kasam (1982)

Jagdeep

Comedy
Play Video
5
# 2635
Chandni raat, haathon mein haath ... peeche se padi baap ki laat
It was a moonlit night, her hand was in my hand ... and from behind her father kicked me

Jhooth Bole Kauwa Kaate

Anupam Kher

Shayari•Parents•Comedy
5
# 2636
Ghatiya sawaal poochna bahut aasaan hai ... lekin unka jawaab dena bahut mushkil ... joh tum jaisa ghatiya aadmi bhi nahi de sakta
It's very easy to ask cheap questions ... but it's very hard to answer them ... which even a cheap person like you can't answer

Ghar Sansar

Jeetendra

Comedy
Play Video
5
# 2637
Jab kaam ka bhoj badh jaata hai na ... toh dimaag ki wiring mein short circuit ho jaati hai
When the load of work increases ... then the wires of the brain get short circuited

Kishen Kanhaiya

Kader Khan

Technology & Science•Comedy
5
# 2638
Manju ... mere khawabon ki rani, mere pyar ki nishani, meri mohabbat ki biryani
Manju ... you are the queen of my dreams, the memento of my love, the biryani of my romance

Jeevan Ki Shatranj

Deepak Tijori

Dreams•Food & Drinks•Comedy
5
# 2639
Aaj zindagi mein pehli baar main tay nahi kar pa riha hoon ... ki main deke aariya hoon ke leke aariya hoon
Today for the first time in life I'm not able to decide ... whether I'm coming after giving something or coming after receiving something

Dedh Ishqiya

Arshad Warsi

Comedy•Life
Play Video
5
# 2640
Waise toh pyar mein aadmi ki chutti ho jaati hai ... lekin mujhe chutti ke din pyar ho gaya
Usually a person is on a holiday when in love ... but I fell in love on a holiday

Aap Ki Khatir

Akshaye Khanna

Comedy•Romance
5
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Deewana Mastana
 What Is Mobile Number
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Haseena Maan Jaayegi
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Shagird
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Asli Naqli (1962)
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Laawaris (1981)
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