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# 2601

Yeh chehre ki rangat gulabi gulabi ... yeh mausam ki halat sharabi sharabi ... mera dil machalke keh raha hai ... something, something, something, something


Your pink coloured face ... this alcoholic condition of the weather ... my heart is jumping around and saying ... something, something, something, something

# 2602

Gaon mein hafte mein log bazaar lene aate hai ... yahan bazaar mein hafta lene aate hai


In the village people go once a week to buy from the market ... but here they come to the market to collect the weekly money

# 2603

Kya sher farmaya hai aapne ... Majnu ki jagah Ranjhe ko chipkaya hai aapne


What a great verse you said ... but you mentioned Ranjha instead of Majnu

# 2604

Padhe likhe logon ke saath mein hai na, kabhi likha padhi ka kaam nahi karna chahiye


You should never do the business of paperwork, with educated people

# 2605

Yeh shaadi joh hai na woh public toilet hai ... jitne log bahar khade hai na, unko andar jaane ki jaldi hai ... joh log andar hai, unko bahar aane ki jaldi hai


Marriage is a public toilet ... the people standing outside, are eager to go inside ... and those who are inside, they are eager to come outside

# 2606

Ghar mein jis pati ki dhaak nahi chalti ... bahar uski aankh chalti hai ... samajh lijiye jab wife bhadki toh apne aap khul jaati hai nazar ki khidki


A husband who has no say in the house ... his eyes move outside ... basically understand that, when the wife gets angry then automatically the window of the husband's eyes opens up

# 2607

Abhe oh dukkar Fiat ke cancelled model


Hey you cancelled model of a piggy Fiat car

# 2608

Hum toh kalakar hai ... hamari kala ki taqdeer mein car likhi hi nahi hai ... yeh kalakar bekaar sadakon par dhukaar ki tarah ghoom raha hai, dhukaar ki tarah


I'm an actor ... and there is no car written in the destiny of my talent ... here an actor is roaming on the streets like an useless person

# 2609

Waise toh pyar mein aadmi ki chutti ho jaati hai ... lekin mujhe chutti ke din pyar ho gaya


Usually a person is on a holiday when in love ... but I fell in love on a holiday

# 2610

Yeh Hindustani ladkiyon ka khaas andaz hota hai ... yeh haan bhi na ki tarah karti hai ... aur na haan ki tarah


Indian girls have this unique style ... they say yes as if it's no ... and they say no as if it's yes

# 2611

Meri kismat se tu mujhe mili miss ... mutual funds are subject to market risk


I met you because of my luck ... and mutual funds are subject to market risk

# 2612

Opportunity hamesha mujhe poke, mail, spam aur like karti hai ... aur main darwaze pe khada uski khat-khat ki intezar karta raha


Opportunity always pokes, mails, spams and likes me ... but I was waiting on the door for it to knock

# 2613

Shaadi chal raha hai ya saas bahu ka TV serial ... khatam hi nahi ho raha hai


Is this a wedding going on or a TV serial about mother-in-law and daughter-in-law ... it's just not ending

# 2614

Pyar ki shuruvat hai rota hai kya ... aage aage dekhiye hota hai kya


Why are you crying, this is just the start of love ... you'll see what's going to happen ahead

# 2615

Woh dekh-dekh hum mein jeete hai ... hum dekh-dekh unhe peete hai ... yeh meri zaar ka nada nahi hai doston ... mere phatte jooton ke beete hai


She lives by looking at me ... I drink looking at her ... this is not the string of my pant ... it is the story of my torn shoes

# 2616

Bhai logon ka nikal jaata hai oil ... police ki bandh ho jaati hai file ... naam hai Munna mobile


The rowdy people are scared ... the file of the police gets closed ... my name is Munna mobile

# 2617

Khoob phulegi phalegi beti Harparsad ki ... baap ne toh karke shaadi zindagi barbaad ki


The daughter of Harparsad will blossom and grow ... but the father has destroyed his life by getting married

# 2618

Aadmi purani cheezon se ughta jaata hai ... aur nayi cheezon se uthta jaata hai


People get bored of old things ... and they get excited with new things

# 2619

Lift woh gift hai joh aap jaise logon ko dene ke liye bani hai


Lift is that gift which has been made to be given to people like you

# 2620

Jumma aaye, jumma jaye ... lekin is chumme ki nishani kabhi na mitne paye


Let Friday come, let Friday go ... but the mark of this kiss should never get erased

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