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# 2601

Ishq jab ek taraf hoye toh sazaa deta hai ... aur jab dono taraf hoye toh mazaa deta hai

When love is one sided then it punishes ... and when it's on both sides then it gives rejoicement

Radha Ka Sangam

Unknown

Shayari•Romance•Comedy
5
# 2602

Woh aaye apun ke ghar khuda ki kismat hai ... kabhi apun darwaza bandh kar dete hai, kabhi kholte hai

It's a blessing of god that you came to my house ... sometimes I close my door and sometimes I open it

Chor Pe Mor

Ashok Saraf

House•Comedy
5
# 2603

Udhar hai intezar apna, idhar dil beqarar apna ... aaye hai tere dar pe Omi, tu karde beda-par apna

There she is waiting for me, here my heart is restless ... Mr. Omi has come to your door, you please make me happy

Chashme Buddoor (1981)

Rakesh Bedi

Shayari•Romance•Comedy
5
# 2604

Aaiyash nigahon ko multiplex bhi maikhana lagta hai ... lehenge mein lapeto toh Rustam bhi Rukhsana lagta hai

Even a multiplex looks like a bar to the passionate eyes ... and even a guy in a skirt looks like a girl to him

Luv Ka The End

Unknown

Shayari•Comedy
5
# 2605

You're not following the call of duty and you're following doll of beauty

You're not following the call of duty and you're following doll of beauty

Bheja Fry 2

Suresh Menon

Comedy•Job & Career
Play Video
5
# 2606

Log kehte hai ki shaadi ke baad zimmedari badh jaati hai ... asli zimmedari toh saali divorce ke baad badhti hai ... yeh koi nahi batata

People say that responsibilities increase after marriage ... but the real responsibilities increase after a divorce ... and bloody no one says that

Second Hand Husband

Unknown

Marriage & Wedding•Comedy
5
# 2607

Chindi choron ka adda ho gaya gaali yeh ... pinde ke meri!

This street has become a compound of cheap robbers ... bloody hell!

The Angrez

Unknown

Thief & Criminal•Comedy
5
# 2608

Tum log suno-gay ... toh hairan ho jao-gay ... pata nahi kya socho-gay ... kya samajho-gay ... aur mere liye kya kaho-gay

When you guys will hear about me ... then you will be surprised ... I wonder what will you think ... what will you interpret ... and what will you say about me

Naughty @ 40

Govinda

Comedy•Adult
5
# 2609

Pajame ne kaha dhoti se ... bane hum dono ek dhaage se ... farak agar hai hum mein toh sirf itna ... tu khulti peeche se, main aage se

The pajama said to a loincloth ... we both are made from one thread ... if there is a difference between us then it's only that ... you open from the back and I open from the front

Dana Paani

Deven Verma

Shayari•Clothes & Shoes•Comedy
5
# 2610

Main bewda us waqt peeta hoon jab mereko gaanja nahi milta ... aur gaanja us waqt peeta hoon jab mereko afeem ki goli nahi milti ... aur goli main us waqt khata hoon jab mereko Campa Cola jaisi bottle waali koi potti na mile

I drink alcohol when I don't get marijuana ... and I take marijuana when I don't get a pill of opium ... and I take a pill of opium when I don't get a girl who has the shape of a Campa Cola bottle

Guru Suleman Chela Pahelwan

Mehmood

Food & Drinks•Comedy
5
# 2611

Mujh jaise vakil se kabhi mat lena panga ... varna kapde pehne rahoge aur duniya samjhegi nanga

Don't you ever confront a lawyer like me ... or else you'll be wearing clothes but the world will consider you naked

Insaaf Ki Devi

Kader Khan

Shayari•Clothes & Shoes•Comedy
5
# 2612

Pehle din Meena, doosre din Tina, teesre din Reena aur aaj yeh nagina

First day Meena, second day Tina, third day Reena and today you've bought this pearl

Loafer (1996)

Anil Kapoor

Comedy
5
# 2613

Yeh modern shaadi hai ... court mein jake dastakhat karo shaadi, dastakhat karo talaak ... woh din bhi door nahi ki dastakhat karte hi bache pehda ho jayenge

This is a modern marriage ... by signing in the court you can get married, by signing you can get a divorce ... that day is not far away when children will be born just by signing

Dhaai Akshar Prem Ke

Himani Shivpuri

Marriage & Wedding•Comedy
5
# 2614

Sukhi raho ... daru aur sode ki tarah mil-julkar raho

Stay happy ... and stay together like alcohol and soda

Haathkadi

Unknown

Food & Drinks•Happiness•Comedy
5
# 2615

Pehle mal-malke nahaongi ... aur phir aapki bahon mein aaongi

First I'll scrub and take a bath ... and then I'll come in your arms

Gopichand Jasoos

Raj Kapoor

Comedy
5
# 2616

Pyar ek aaisi faltu cheez hai jisse apna keemti waqt dene par bhi ... return mein ek second hand gadhi bhi nahi milti

Love is such a useless thing, which even after you give your precious time to it ... in return you don't even get a used watch

Shamitabh

Amitabh Bachchan

Romance•Time•Comedy
5
# 2617

Fudak fudak tu chaal chale, naam tera hirni komal ... thumak thumak koole thumke, hum dekh rahe aankhen mal-mal ... daant tere bhutte dane, dil ched rahe hai naina chanchal ... yeh roop tera bhari bharkam, ham pyar kare ki lade dangal

You're walking with style, you're name is soft deer ... your waist is moving around, I'm rubbing my eyes and staring ... your teeth are like corn kernel, your eyes are teasing my heart ... your figure is very heavy, should I make love or wrestle

Teri Payal Mere Geet

Kader Khan

Poem•Comedy•Food & Drinks
5
# 2618

Eent ka jawab patthar ... gudh ka jawab shakkar ... aur sajan ko sabak sikhana ho toh chalao dooja chakkar

A stone is the reply to a brick ... sugar is the reply to jaggery ... and if you want to teach your lover a lesson then flirt around with someone else

Shaadi No. 1

Sanjay Dutt

Shayari•Food & Drinks•Comedy
5
# 2619

Jab ghar pe ho sakta hai zukaam ka ilaaj toh kyun dhoonde kisi doctor ka address ... ki farak penda hai ki ilaaj kare Munnabhai ya M.B.B.S

Why should we find a doctor's address when we can cure the cold in the house ... what difference does it make whether Munnabhai does the treatment or a M.B.B.S (Bachelor of Medicine, Bachelor of Surgery)

Shaadi No. 1

Sanjay Dutt

Shayari•Comedy
5
# 2620

Gas ho jaye khatam toh jala lo chula ... shehar mein swayamvar kyun kare jab bagal mein ho dulha

If the gas is over then burn the grill ... why should we have the wedding in the city when the bridegroom is next to us

Shaadi No. 1

Sanjay Dutt

Shayari•Marriage & Wedding•Comedy
5
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