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# 2541

Oye kabhi apne aap ko bhi ghuma diya kar ... please


Sometimes you should also get yourself lost ... please

# 2542

Ban toh raha hai Birla ... par pahunch na jana Kerala


You are trying to be Birla ... but don't reach Kerala

# 2543

Aye param pita parmeshwar ... maar maar ke pahucha diya Mahabaleshwar


Oh my God father ... you've beaten me all the way to Mahabaleshwar

# 2544

Sabzi kharab ho toh usse phek dete hai ... lekin aadmi kharab hai kaike, usse phekte nahi ... sudhaar lete hai


If a vegetable goes bad we throw it away ... but we can't say a man is bad and throw him away ... instead we improve him

# 2545

Hum crime ke tambu mein, yun bambu ghusedenge


In the tent of crime, we will insert a stick like this

# 2546

Isko toh electrician hona chahiye tha ... har baat pe fuse udhta hai saale ka


He should have been an electrician ... bloody his fuse blows off on everything

# 2547

Bypass mein kabhi kabhi aadmi pass bhi ho jata hai


In a bypass (operation) sometimes a person passes away

# 2548

Hum dard bechte hai, khareedte nahi hai


We sell pain, we don't buy it

# 2549

Khoobsurat premika ... patni ka roop dharan karte hi kitni badsurat ban jati hai


Beautiful girlfriend ... becomes so ugly after she comes into the role of a wife

# 2550

Zabaan hai ki Japanese pankha hai ... hilate hi ja raha hai


Is it a tongue or a Japanese fan ... it is continuously moving

# 2551

Chal maafi maang nahi to sar, pair, mooh sab ek design ka bana doonga ... maafi maang!


Apologize or else I will make your head, legs, face of the same design ... apologize!

# 2552

Joh hamari baat nahi maanta ... main usse singh maarke Singapore bana deta hoon


Whoever doesn't listen to us ... I hit him with horns and turn him into Singapore

# 2553

Agar woh deadly don hai, toh main bhi deadly daayan hoon


If he is a deadly don, then I am also a deadly witch

# 2554

Jhinga machi, machi hai ... lekin machi nahin, jhinga hai ... khoa ki barfi, barfi hai ... lekin barfi nahin, khoa hai


Prawn fish, is a fish ... but it's not fish, it's prawn ... sweet from condensed milk, is a sweet ... but it's not a sweet, it's condensed milk

# 2555

Once a Hyderabadi ... always a Hyderabadi


Once a Hyderabadi ... always a Hyderabadi

# 2556

Tum toh jungle ke junglee janwar ki junglee chokri lagti ho


You look like a wild daughter of a wild animal of the jungle

# 2557

Chal English mein sorry bol


Say sorry in English

# 2558

Desh ki unnati ki pehchaan, agar kisi cheez se hoti hai ... toh woh hai gutter


If growth of a country can be identified ... it can be done by its gutters

# 2559

Sharabi toh sharabi ki madad karega


An alcoholic will definitely help another alcoholic

# 2560

Maine cheer haran ka idea drop kar diya hai


I have dropped the idea of denuding

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