Ek baar joh maine commitment de di ... toh yeh meri bhi nahi sunta

Hum teen bhai the Ramsay brothers ... do gaye kaam se ... main bacha Ramsay

Tum fire brigade ki tarah ho gaye ho ... emergency ke bina aate hi nahi

Mujhe zyada bolne ki aadat nahi hai ... main joh bolta hoon woh sun aur joh nahi bolta hoon woh dhyaan se sun

Agar ladki ko izzat doge na ... toh hi woh apni izzat aapko degi

Har beti ka baap yeh sochta hai ki uska damaad heera niklega ... lekin tu toh woh Kohinoor hai jisne pata nahi kin kinke saath kitni baar Kohinoor istamaal kiya hoga

Is duniya mein sirf do hi kisam ke log hote hai ... ek jeevit aur doosre vivahit

Na jaane log lakhpati crorepati kaise ban jaate hai ... apna toh pati banana mushkil ho raha hai

Neta logon ki aadat hi hai ... jab soote hai toh soote rehte hai ... aur jab jagenge toh cheenkhne chilaane lagte hai

Balle O balle ... mujrimon ki anjar panjar dhille ... mooh peele te kapde geele

Main apne motape par is qadar hairaan ho gaya hoon ... bar bar aate jaate pareshaan ho gaya hoon

Apne dukhon ka khadhhar road ab khatam hone jarela hai ... aur khushiyon ka flyover aane jarela hai

Uske liye ghun nahi gun ki zaroorat hoti hai ... aur Guddu ki gun khara sona hai

Is tarah tumhara take care karoonga ... ki tum mujhe hamesha ke liye apna caretaker banaogi

Vaah re neeli chatri waale tu toh chatri kholke upar baith gaya ... aur lafde ka baarish mein main bheeg raha hai idhar

Tumne toh kamaal kar diya ... dhoti ko phaadkar rumaal kar diya

Jabse thappad maine khaya, ek aafat ho gayi ... aye but-e-kafir mujhe tujhse mohabbat ho gayi

Aaj bajegi shehnai, ghar mein aayegi lugai ... main tere baap ka banoonga jamai

Khetti kisaan ki hogi joh us par kaam karta hai ... zameendar ki nahi joh us par aaram karta hai

Woh aaye apun ke ghar khuda ki kismat hai ... kabhi apun darwaza bandh kar dete hai, kabhi kholte hai