Tere haathon ke kangan mein dil mera atka ... toot jayega zaalim agar degi isse jhatka

Oye kabhi apne aap ko bhi ghuma diya kar ... please

Ban toh raha hai Birla ... par pahunch na jana Kerala

Aye param pita parmeshwar ... maar maar ke pahucha diya Mahabaleshwar

Sabzi kharab ho toh usse phek dete hai ... lekin aadmi kharab hai kaike, usse phekte nahi ... sudhaar lete hai

Hum crime ke tambu mein, yun bambu ghusedenge

Isko toh electrician hona chahiye tha ... har baat pe fuse udhta hai saale ka

Bypass mein kabhi kabhi aadmi pass bhi ho jata hai

Hum dard bechte hai, khareedte nahi hai

Khoobsurat premika ... patni ka roop dharan karte hi kitni badsurat ban jati hai

Zabaan hai ki Japanese pankha hai ... hilate hi ja raha hai

Chal maafi maang nahi to sar, pair, mooh sab ek design ka bana doonga ... maafi maang!

Joh hamari baat nahi maanta ... main usse singh maarke Singapore bana deta hoon

Agar woh deadly don hai, toh main bhi deadly daayan hoon

Jhinga machi, machi hai ... lekin machi nahin, jhinga hai ... khoa ki barfi, barfi hai ... lekin barfi nahin, khoa hai

Once a Hyderabadi ... always a Hyderabadi

Tum toh jungle ke junglee janwar ki junglee chokri lagti ho

Chal English mein sorry bol

Desh ki unnati ki pehchaan, agar kisi cheez se hoti hai ... toh woh hai gutter

Sharabi toh sharabi ki madad karega