Money ... what money are you asking for?

You guys were so small and you used to bath naked in the pond ... and I used to catch you guys and take you out ... now you've become completely like James Bond ... infact you've become bulls

I don't fight, I make others fight ... I don't do things, I make others do ... I don't kill, I get others killed

A woman is knowledge, major knowledge ... without her all other knowledges remain incomplete ... that's why every man should study about this knowledge completely

Blessing in disguise ... makes man healthy, wealthy and wise

The girl is hot and soft as cream

The mixture of milk and water, like that of Ganga Jamuna ... you'll get only here after Allahabad

If you earn money by hardwork then it's a blessing of Allah ... if you get it for free then it's a curse from the devil ... if you get money by stabbing your dear ones on the back with a knife ... then it's a curse, it's a curse, it's a curse

A bride should be one who is loved by her groom ... and one who brings dowry with her

Not now for the first child ... and after two nothing

In the village people go once a week to buy from the market ... but here they come to the market to collect the weekly money

If you don't have oil in the car tank ... then even the biggest engineer is a fail

A person who has a lot of money in his bank doesn't have god in his heart ... instead he has bundles of cash in his heart with which he plays kabaddi

The child of this house has put this house on fire ... our work is done using your mind

Two are better than one, four are better than two ... our destination is far, and we have to travel the road