Ab saale ek number ke bikhari, baasi tarkari ... gud ki bimaari

Saale luche, tuche ... bazaaru mohalle ke guche

Mere mann ko bhaya ... main kutta kaat ke khaya

Humse ladne ki himmat toh jutta loge ... par kaminapan kahan se laoge?

Itni goliyan maroonga, itni goliyan maroonga ... ki atma bhi confuse ho jayegi kidhar se niklon

Ghar waala ghar nahi ... hum mein kisi ka darr nahi

Ab kachoo nahi hona hai ... sirf rona hi rona hai

Duniya mein ek hi cheez pe vishvas kiya jaata hai ... woh hai andhvishvas

Mumbai ki gardan marodhte hi ... poore India ki cheenkh nikalegi

Humse galti hua hai ... magar hum galat aadmi nahin hai

Hindustan mein sirf teen hi cheezein chalti hai ... films, cricket aur shaadiyan

Aap toh apne aap mein ATM hai ... (bole toh) ... All Time Mahatma

Hamare dhande mein leader agar kamzor par jaye ... toh ussike chokre goli maarke uski jagah le lete hai

Haram ka paisa jab aata hai na ... toh insaan harami ban jata hai

Hamare line mein reham nahi hai