You can find many excuses for not living together ... but you need only one excuse for living together ... and you know why ... because of love

In India guest and pest can come anytime and anywhere

Water on your pants and out of control youth can dishonour you

In India and Pakistan if a husband and wife know a lot about each other, then they must not be husband and wife ... they must be Karan and Johar

You're a child of the devil, a nephew of the donkey ... you're the result of a mistake that your parents made

A fart can carry away the fragrance of relationships ... nowadays fathers are being born after their sons

Anything done with force is like a rape

People sweated a lot while they worked for you ... but you turned out to be a big rascal ... you had said that you'll give respect ... but who knew that you'll get us in trouble as well

The fart of elders is like blessings for the young ones

Whether the municipality tap pours water or not ... there's always water flowing from her eyes

Children are like toys made from clay ... if you hold them tight then they'll break

If you have any shame then remember your promises ... you're a dog, rascal and a pig