Kapdon se tramp lagta hoon ... lekin tramp ko hi triumph milti hai

Mumbai mein khaya, Mumbai mein piya, Mumbai mein jaga, Mumbai mein soya ... aur Vada Pav ki burai karke tera dil ek pal bhi na roya

Joh log burre time mein Vada Pav khate hai ... woh achche time mein bada bhav khate hai

Don't have dirty picture in your mind please

Vada Pav Mumbai ki shaan hai ... yeh Bhel Puri, Pani Puri, Sev Puri hum logon ki ekta ki pehchaan hai

Agar aadmi ko nakaamyab hi hona ho ... toh kam se kam us kaam mein ho jisse woh karna chahta hai

Bhoot log bhootiyapanti karne aa rahe hai

Kaun khada hai, kaun adda hai ... aye Manoranjana meri jaan, yeh bhootnath aaj phir tumhare peeche pada hai

Golf mein stick mazboot honi chahiye aur nishana sateek ... taaki ball seedha hole mein jaaye

Is aashiq ki sachi mohabbat kubool karke tu lele yeh gulaab ... phir tujhe apne haathon se pakaake khilaonga shahi galouti aur tandoor kabab

Ek baar joh humne tarkaari pakka li ... ungliyan chaat chaatke khaye Bihari ho ya Bengali

Na reham, na maafi ... apun ka ek hich haath kaafi

Filmy struggler us message ki tarah hai ... jise saala jitna bhi delete karo utna aur zyada aate hai