Maine cheer haran ka idea drop kar diya hai

Main aate ki roti khata hoon ... aur tum gobar ki roti khate ho

Senior citizen ki izzat hoti hai ... senior student ki koi izzat hi nahi

I, Indian, from the Punjab

Joh shayar kameena nahi hota, woh kameena shayar nahi hota

Kisi bemulk riyasat ke nawab lag rahe hai aap ... khasir kharaab lag rahe hai aap

Ishq karne ke liye surat dekhte hai meri jaan ... aur ishq ke totte karne ke liye koi bhi chalega

Hum bade professional log hai ... kaam kare ya na kare, payment poori lete hai

Vahini ko dekh kar pata chalta hai aap sher jaise kyun ghoomte hai ... aap power hai toh woh aapka super power hai ... aap vada hai toh woh aapka pav hai ... aap iPhone hai toh woh aapka charger hai

Yeh launda hai na aapka, ek number ka tharkulla hai tharkulla ... tharak se do level upar ... tharak, tharki, tharkulla

Pada likha jaat ... solah dooni aath ... so don't be smart

Copyright ka matlab hai copy karna sabka right hai

Bourbon ki tu batli main tera happy hour ... tu Saturday ki raat hai main Sunday ka akhbaar ... tu Umrao Jaan toh main Bachchan ki Deewaar ... banh phad le meri darling, tu jhoothi main makkaar

Duniya ka sabse bada festival pata hai kaunsa hai ... gharwali ... kyun ki usse baar baar manana padta hai

Jaise ek ajeeb sa caterpillar beautiful butterfly ban jaata hai ... biwiyon ka ulta hai ... woh butterfly se caterpillar ban jaati hai

Dabake rakhna theek nahi hai ... na emotion, na motion

Jaldi jaldi mil, jaldi jaldi baat aage bada ... varna tu aansun pochta reh jayega aur lipstick koi aur poch jayega

Jab ek samajhdaar aadmi ki satakti hai na ... toh bade se bade pagal ko bhi na seedha kar deta hai

Paan banaye ho ki Japan banaye ho ... itna chota

Yeh kaisi ghatna ghat rahi hai ... bina karan phat rahi hai