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# 2561

Main aate ki roti khata hoon ... aur tum gobar ki roti khate ho

I eat bread made from wheat ... and you eat bread made from cow-dung

Sapoot

Kader Khan

Food & Drinks•Comedy
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6
# 2562

Senior citizen ki izzat hoti hai ... senior student ki koi izzat hi nahi

Senior citizen gets respect ... but senior student gets no respect

Kisse Pyaar Karoon

Arshad Warsi

Comedy
6
# 2563

I, Indian, from the Punjab

I am an Indian, from Punjab

Dil Bole Hadippa

Rani Mukherjee

Comedy
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6
# 2564

Joh shayar kameena nahi hota, woh kameena shayar nahi hota

A poet who isn't a rascal, that rascal isn't truly a poet

Gustaakh Ishq

Unknown

Comedy
5
# 2565

Kisi bemulk riyasat ke nawab lag rahe hai aap ... khasir kharaab lag rahe hai aap

You look like a ruler of some landless state ... utterly shabby and in ruins

Gustaakh Ishq

Naseeruddin Shah

Shayari•Comedy
5
# 2566

Ishq karne ke liye surat dekhte hai meri jaan ... aur ishq ke totte karne ke liye koi bhi chalega

To fall in true love, you look for a beautiful face my dear ... and to be in a drama of love, anyone will do

Son of Sardaar 2

Mrunal Thakur

Comedy•Romance
5
# 2567

Hum bade professional log hai ... kaam kare ya na kare, payment poori lete hai

We are very professional people ... whether we do the work or not, we take full payment

Jolly LLB 3

Arshad Warsi

Money•Comedy
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5
# 2568

Vahini ko dekh kar pata chalta hai aap sher jaise kyun ghoomte hai ... aap power hai toh woh aapka super power hai ... aap vada hai toh woh aapka pav hai ... aap iPhone hai toh woh aapka charger hai

After looking at your wife, now I know why you roam around like a tiger ... because if you're the power then she's your super power ... if you're the patty then she's your bun ... if you're an iPhone then she's your charger

Singham Again

Ranveer Singh

Comedy•Husband & Wife•Food & Drinks
5
# 2569

Yeh launda hai na aapka, ek number ka tharkulla hai tharkulla ... tharak se do level upar ... tharak, tharki, tharkulla

Your son is a number one pervert ... he's two level above a pervert ... pervert, highly pervert, number one pervert

Vicky Vidya Ka Woh Wala Video

Triptii Dimri

Adult•Comedy
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5
# 2570

Pada likha jaat ... solah dooni aath ... so don't be smart

I'm a bold educated man ... and I know that two times eight is sixteen ... so don't be smart

Dasvi

Abhishek Bachchan

Education•Comedy
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5
# 2571

Copyright ka matlab hai copy karna sabka right hai

Copyright means the right for everyone to copy

Ghoomer

Amitabh Bachchan

Comedy
5
# 2572

Bourbon ki tu batli main tera happy hour ... tu Saturday ki raat hai main Sunday ka akhbaar ... tu Umrao Jaan toh main Bachchan ki Deewaar ... banh phad le meri darling, tu jhoothi main makkaar

You're a bottle of bourbon and I'm your happy hour ... you're Saturday night and I'm the Sunday newspaper ... you're the loved queen and I'm like the superhit movie Deewaar of Amitabh Bachchan ... hold my hand darling, as you're a liar and I'm a sly

Tu Jhoothi Main Makkaar

Ranbir Kapoor

Food & Drinks•Comedy
5
# 2573

Duniya ka sabse bada festival pata hai kaunsa hai ... gharwali ... kyun ki usse baar baar manana padta hai

Do know what's the biggest festival in the world ... a wife ... because you have to pacify her all the time

Jugjugg Jeeyo

Varun Dhawan

Husband & Wife•Festival•Comedy
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5
# 2574

Jaise ek ajeeb sa caterpillar beautiful butterfly ban jaata hai ... biwiyon ka ulta hai ... woh butterfly se caterpillar ban jaati hai

Like a caterpillar turns into a beautiful butterfly ... wives are opposite ... they turn from a butterfly into a caterpillar

Jugjugg Jeeyo

Anil Kapoor

Animals & Birds•Husband & Wife•Comedy
5
# 2575

Dabake rakhna theek nahi hai ... na emotion, na motion

It's not a good thing to suppress ... neither emotion, nor motion

Jugjugg Jeeyo

Anil Kapoor

Comedy
5
# 2576

Jaldi jaldi mil, jaldi jaldi baat aage bada ... varna tu aansun pochta reh jayega aur lipstick koi aur poch jayega

Quickly meet her and quickly move the topic further ... or else you'll wipe your tears and someone else will wipe her lipstick

Tadap

Unknown

Comedy
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5
# 2577

Jab ek samajhdaar aadmi ki satakti hai na ... toh bade se bade pagal ko bhi na seedha kar deta hai

When an intelligent person goes crazy ... then he can even fix the maddest person

Judgementall Hai Kya

Rajkummar Rao

Comedy
5
# 2578

Paan banaye ho ki Japan banaye ho ... itna chota

Is this a paan or Japan ... it's so small

Jabariya Jodi

Unknown

Food & Drinks•City & Places•Comedy
5
# 2579

Yeh kaisi ghatna ghat rahi hai ... bina karan phat rahi hai

I don't know what's going on ... I'm feeling scared for no reason at all

Rangeela Raja

Govinda

Comedy
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5
# 2580

Ladki apne aap mein hi ek paushtik aahar hoti hai ... jise dekhne ke baad kisi tonic ya chyawanprash ki zaroorat nahi padti

A girl herself is like some nutritious food ... you don't need any tonic or herbal mixture after you see one

Nawabzaade

Unknown

Women•Food & Drinks•Comedy
5
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