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# 2561

Ban gaya main bhi mazdoor aaj se ... aaj chutti hai, kaam karoonga kal se

From today even I have become a worker ... today is a holiday, so I'll work from tomorrow

Maqsad

Amjad Khan

Shayari•Job & Career•Comedy
4
# 2562

Shaadi ke bagair aadmi adhoora hota hai ... aur phir poora ho jaata hai

Without marriage a man is incomplete ... and after that he's completely gone

Kuch Naa Kaho

Satish Shah

Marriage & Wedding•Men•Comedy
4
# 2563

Gaadi aur meri aadat kuch milti jhulti hai ... chalte chalte chalti hai aur rukte rukte rukti hai

The habits of this car and me are somewhat same ... it moves when it's moving and stop's when it's stopping

Bond 303

Deven Verma

Transportation•Comedy
4
# 2564

Dhak ki tiki, dhak ki tiki, dhak ki tiki ... dhaa!

Let's dance, let's dance, let's dance ... dance!

Andaz Apna Apna

Shakti Kapoor

Comedy•Dance
Play Video
4
# 2565

Aadmi chilata toh gale se hai lekin kharab kaan ho jaate hai

A person shouts from the mouth but the ears are the ones that go bad

Bheja Fry 2

Vinay Pathak

Comedy
Play Video
4
# 2566

Na tera koi dharam hai, na tera koi karam hai ... tu bada besharam hai

You have no faith, no generosity ... you're very shameless

Aashiq Hoon Baharon Ka

Rajesh Khanna

Comedy
4
# 2567

Khili thi dhoop-e-harsam aur pani barasta tha ... jab tu paida hua toh teri maa roti thi aur baap hasta tha

There was sunlight everywhere and water was flowing ... when you were born your mother was crying and your father was laughing

Love In Tokyo

Mehmood

Shayari•Parents•Comedy
4
# 2568

Aaise hi kaaman kare toh apan popular hote

You become popular only if you do such things

The Angrez

Unknown

Comedy
4
# 2569

Chindi choron ka adda ho gaya gaali yeh ... pinde ke meri!

This street has become a compound of cheap robbers ... bloody hell!

The Angrez

Unknown

Thief & Criminal•Comedy
4
# 2570

Jab koi ladki tofha qabool karle toh samjho uske dil mein pyar ki ganti ke bajaye ... ganta bajhne lagta hai

When a girl accepts a gift then understand that instead of bells ringing in her heart ... big bells are ringing

Guru Suleman Chela Pahelwan

Dara Singh

Comedy•Women
4
# 2571

Bambai mein kaam kam hota hai hartaalein zyada hoti hai ... kabhi taxi waalon ki hartaal, kabhi bus waalon ki hartaal, kabhi mill waalon ki hartaal ... aur kabhi hartaal ka kaaran na milne par hartaal ko practice karne ki hartaal

In Mumbai less work gets done and more strikes do happen ... sometimes the taxi drivers are on strike, sometimes the bus drivers are on strike, sometimes the mill workers are on strike ... and sometimes when they don't have a reason to strike then they strike to practice for a strike

Gurudev

Asrani

Comedy•City & Places•Transportation
4
# 2572

Tareef us khuda ki jisne hum sabko banaya hai ... zara aapko yeda banaya, humko teda banaya hai

Praise the lord who has created all of us ... he has made you slightly mad and made me crazy

Hitler

Johnny Lever

Shayari•Religion & God•Comedy
4
# 2573

Yeh modern shaadi hai ... court mein jake dastakhat karo shaadi, dastakhat karo talaak ... woh din bhi door nahi ki dastakhat karte hi bache pehda ho jayenge

This is a modern marriage ... by signing in the court you can get married, by signing you can get a divorce ... that day is not far away when children will be born just by signing

Dhaai Akshar Prem Ke

Himani Shivpuri

Marriage & Wedding•Comedy
4
# 2574

Ladki hai ya naram naram double roti ... isko dekhte hi mohabbat ke pet mein bhook lag jaati hai

Is she a girl or a soft bread ... after seeing her, I'm feeling hungry in the stomach of love

Mulzim

Asrani

Women•Food & Drinks•Comedy
4
# 2575

Khoobsurati ki tareef na ho ... toh khoobsurati ki tauheen kehlati hai

If you don't praise beauty ... then it's like giving disrespect to beauty

Mr Ya Miss

Aftab Shivdasani

Comedy
4
# 2576

Bombay ki public ko nahi jaanti hai aap ... maar maarke design badal deti hai

You don't know the people of Bombay ... they'll beat you up and change your design

Aashik Aawara

Saif Ali Khan

City & Places•Comedy
4
# 2577

Mujhpe aaisa aarop ... ab dekh mera prakop

Such an allegation is put on me ... now see my fury

Chamatkar

Deven Verma

Comedy
4
# 2578

Ek naari se itno ko pyar ... do shikaar ek chowkidar

So many people love a single woman ... two of them are preys and one is a watchman

Badmashiyaan

Unknown

Women•Comedy
Play Video
4
# 2579

Is Dimple ke dimples dekhkar ... pyar ki acting karna aur bhi simple ho gaya

Looking at the dimples of this Dimple ... it's become easy to act in love

Shaadi No. 1

Zayed Khan

Comedy
4
# 2580

Jiski ek biwi uska bhi bada naam hai ... washing machine ghar te lalo, te dhobi da ki kaam hai

The one who has one wife is also famous ... if you bring a washing machine home, then why do you need a laundryman

Shaadi No. 1

Sanjay Dutt

Husband & Wife•Shayari•Comedy
4
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