Charon taraf dekhte hai toh har baat mein khot aur milavat ... nal ka pani pejiye toh us mein dawai ki milavat hai, saans lijiye toh hawa mein millon ke dhuan ki milavat hai, agar khana khaiye toh roti ke aate mein mitti ki milavat hai ... charon taraf har baat mein jhoot hai ... dua mein, salaam mein, pyar mein, nafrat mein, gusse mein ... sab mein jhoot hai

When you look everywhere then there is cheating and adulteration ... if you drink tap water then it's adulterated with medicine, if you breath then it's adulterated with the smoke from the factories, if you eat food then the flour of the bread is adulterated with mud ... there is lies everywhere and in everything ... in a prayer, in a salute, in love, in hatred, in anger ... there is lies in everything

Jab tak rum mein nahi hoga dum ... kaise mitega gham

Until the rum is strong ... our sadness won't go away

Star banne ki recipe bahut hi simple hai ... ek cup Amitabh ka talent li jiye, usse barson dheemi aanch par rakhiye ... uske baad us mein aada cup Shahrukh ka charm mila di jiye ... usse ubaaliye ... uske baad us mein do chamach Aamir ki intensity, ek chamach Hrithik ka dance ... is sabko achchi tarah mix kar di jiye ... uske baad us mein Salman ke looks ka takda laga di jiye ... bas aapka superstar tayaar hai

The recipe to become a star is very simple ... take one cup of Amitabh's talent, and cook it on slow gas for years ... after that add half a cup of Shahrukh's charm to it ... and boil it ... after that add two spoons of Aamir's intensity, one spoon of Hrithik's dance ... and mix well all of that together ... after that temper it with the spicy looks of Salman ... and then your superstar is ready

Janam se Haridwar ka panda aur mooh mein murgi ka anda

By birth you're a pandit from Haridwar and you have an egg of a chicken in your mouth

Langoor ki dumm par angoor ki bail ... ab ho jayega dushmanon ka engine derail

There is a grapevine on the tail of a monkey ... now the engine of the enemies will derail

Jab tab ungli tedhi na karo, dibbe mein se ghee nahi nikalta ... aur jab tak tedha rasta na pakdo, bhigda hua sahi raste par nahi aata

Until you twist your finger, the clarified butter doesn't come out from the tin ... and until you adopt the crooked path, a twisted person doesn't come on the right track

Keeda makoda ... bin tel ka pakoda!

You pest ... you fritter made without oil!

Madira ki dukaan mein gangajal ko bhi log sharab hi samajh lete hai

In an alcohol shop people think even the holy water is alcohol

Jis tarah reghistaan mein pyasa, ek ek boond pani ke liye tadap tadapkar apna dum todhta hai ... ussi tarah Fateh Khan hamare inteqam se tadap tadapkar apni ek ek saans todega

Just like a thirsty person dies with agony for a single drop of water in the desert ... just like that Fateh Khan will agonize and die bit by bit from my revenge

Dude, you're a man ... tujhe hamesha coffee peene ke mood mein hona chahiye ... it's what we do, it's our tradition, it's what men do

Dude, you're a man ... you should always be in the mood to have coffee ... it's what we do, it's our tradition, it's what men do

Beer hi duniya mein ek aisi cheez hai ... joh din bhar ki thakaan chutki mein mitta deti hai

Beer is the only thing in this world ... which can erase all the tiredness of the day in a moment

Thandi thandi rabdi vich garma garam Jalebi pao ... te phir khao ... toh phir wow

Adding hot Jalebi to cold sweet condensed milk ... and then eating it ... is like wow

Sabzi kharab ho toh usse phek dete hai ... lekin aadmi kharab hai kaike, usse phekte nahi ... sudhaar lete hai

If a vegetable goes bad we throw it away ... but we can't say a man is bad and throw him away ... instead we improve him

Jhinga machi, machi hai ... lekin machi nahin, jhinga hai ... khoa ki barfi, barfi hai ... lekin barfi nahin, khoa hai

Prawn fish, is a fish ... but it's not fish, it's prawn ... sweet from condensed milk, is a sweet ... but it's not a sweet, it's condensed milk

Main aate ki roti khata hoon ... aur tum gobar ki roti khate ho

I eat bread made from wheat ... and you eat bread made from cow-dung

Aaj kal ka pyar confusing hai ... it's like a cheese chinese schezwan masala dosa

Love these days is confusing ... it's like a cheese chinese schezwan masala dosa

Vahini ko dekh kar pata chalta hai aap sher jaise kyun ghoomte hai ... aap power hai toh woh aapka super power hai ... aap vada hai toh woh aapka pav hai ... aap iPhone hai toh woh aapka charger hai

After looking at your wife, now I know why you roam around like a tiger ... because if you're the power then she's your super power ... if you're the patty then she's your bun ... if you're an iPhone then she's your charger

Kab tak chupegi kairi patton ki aad mein ... kabhi na kabhi toh aayegi Bhendi Bazaar mein

Until when will the mango hide behind the leaves ... at some point it'll come in Bhendi Bazaar for sale

Bourbon ki tu batli main tera happy hour ... tu Saturday ki raat hai main Sunday ka akhbaar ... tu Umrao Jaan toh main Bachchan ki Deewaar ... banh phad le meri darling, tu jhoothi main makkaar

You're a bottle of bourbon and I'm your happy hour ... you're Saturday night and I'm the Sunday newspaper ... you're the loved queen and I'm like the superhit movie Deewaar of Amitabh Bachchan ... hold my hand darling, as you're a liar and I'm a sly

Tune khilone maange, tujhe khilone ki dukaan mili ... tune chutte maange, tujhe credit card mila ... tune dhood maanga, tujhe kheer mili woh bhi almond milk wali ... bhai isse kehte hai nepotism

You asked for toys, and you got the entire toy shop ... you asked for little cash, and you got a credit card ... you asked for milk, and you got sweet rice pudding and that to made from almond milk ... this is what we call as nepotism