Pyar ke mamle mein aur khane ke mamle mein ... doosre ki marzi mein apni marzi ki taang nahi adana chahiye

Nashta kiya, breakfast?

Hamara art of living ka class ... matlab daru ka khamba aur teen glass

Le pakad khambha ... do ghoont mein tujhe dikhne lagegi Menaka aur Rambha

Yeh hai whiskey ... jisne zyada li chuski ... uski zindagi duniya se khiski

Laundiya bhi garam hai aur malai ki tarah naram hai

Abbe teri patni hai ki batate vade ki chutney hai ... jis tarah se chutney har thali mein batti rehti hai, har batate vade ko patti rehti hai ... us tarah se tumhari patni ka har station pe boyfriend hai yaar

Phir kabhi tune mere ghar ke andhar jhanke ki koshish ki ... toh main apne darwaze par limbu mirchi ki jagah ... teri mundi kaatkar latka doonga

Jeevan mein teen cheezon se hamesha parez rakhiye ... shakkar, namak aur neta

Mera jaam rahe meri shaam rahe ... mere pehlu mein meri jaan rahe

Meri maa ke haath ka banaya halwa ... ajab hai uska jalwa

Parathe maange toh chaante milenge

Abhi tak bahut se police afsaron ki ragon mein ... angrezon ki pilai hui sharaab ki booh baki hai

Making a cup of tea is not your cup of tea

Thoda khao, thoda pheko

Kab tak chupegi kairi patton ki aad mein ... kabhi na kabhi toh aayegi Bhendi Bazaar mein

Bhindi sa shareer lekar Undertaker ki diet follow kar rahi hai yeh toh

Dil chota na ki jiye ... chota chota li jiye

Self-respect ke bagair zindagi aur dahi ke bagair parathe ... achhe nahi lagte

Is shaam ka koi nahi hai jawaab ... jab saamne behta ho shabaab ... aur apne haathon se pilaye sharaab