Keeda makoda ... bin tel ka pakoda!

Madira ki dukaan mein gangajal ko bhi log sharab hi samajh lete hai

Jis tarah reghistaan mein pyasa, ek ek boond pani ke liye tadap tadapkar apna dum todhta hai ... ussi tarah Fateh Khan hamare inteqam se tadap tadapkar apni ek ek saans todega

Dude, you're a man ... tujhe hamesha coffee peene ke mood mein hona chahiye ... it's what we do, it's our tradition, it's what men do

Beer hi duniya mein ek aisi cheez hai ... joh din bhar ki thakaan chutki mein mitta deti hai

Thandi thandi rabdi vich garma garam Jalebi pao ... te phir khao ... toh phir wow

Sabzi kharab ho toh usse phek dete hai ... lekin aadmi kharab hai kaike, usse phekte nahi ... sudhaar lete hai

Jhinga machi, machi hai ... lekin machi nahin, jhinga hai ... khoa ki barfi, barfi hai ... lekin barfi nahin, khoa hai

Main aate ki roti khata hoon ... aur tum gobar ki roti khate ho

Jeb mein jab chillar ho na, toh aadmi sirf moongphali khareed sakta hai

Aaj kal ka pyar confusing hai ... it's like a cheese chinese schezwan masala dosa

Vahini ko dekh kar pata chalta hai aap sher jaise kyun ghoomte hai ... aap power hai toh woh aapka super power hai ... aap vada hai toh woh aapka pav hai ... aap iPhone hai toh woh aapka charger hai

Kundli mein shani, ghee ke saath honey, aur Ravikumar se dushmani ... sehat ke liye hanikarak ho sakti hai

Virgin tel healthy hota hai ... male nahin

Bourbon ki tu batli main tera happy hour ... tu Saturday ki raat hai main Sunday ka akhbaar ... tu Umrao Jaan toh main Bachchan ki Deewaar ... banh phad le meri darling, tu jhoothi main makkaar

Tune khilone maange, tujhe khilone ki dukaan mili ... tune chutte maange, tujhe credit card mila ... tune dhood maanga, tujhe kheer mili woh bhi almond milk wali ... bhai isse kehte hai nepotism

Paan banaye ho ki Japan banaye ho ... itna chota

Ladki apne aap mein hi ek paushtik aahar hoti hai ... jise dekhne ke baad kisi tonic ya chyawanprash ki zaroorat nahi padti

Poori Delhi mein aisi mithai nahi milegi ... lekin is mithai mein hai na, aapko poori Delhi mil jayegi

Kaun kambhakt hai joh sharaab peeta hai ... hum toh peete hai ki is bhayanak thand ko bardaash kar sake