What is the meaning of drinking from the same glass? ... it means to stay loyal to each other ... and to slit your head before the head of your friend bows down

No one dies if the milk dries up ... but if the blood of the younger brother dries up after the murder of the elder brother ... then it's even worse than death

A human should stay like a hair in butter, like a net in the sea and like an armour in battle

If the chilli doesn't touch the mouth then it's good ... because the more you eat it the more you'll feel spicy ... but the chilli won't even say a thing

There are only two things in life ... one is food and other is music

Here, hold the alcohol bottle ... take two sips and you'll see Menaka and Rambha

Is she your wife or the chutney with potato fritter ... just like the chutney keeps flowing in every plate and sticks to every potato fritter ... just like that your wife has a boyfriend on every station

If you ever try to peep inside my house ... then instead of tying a lemon and chilli ... I'll cut your head and hang it on my door

In life always stay away from 3 things ... sugar, salt and politician

You are fire and I am ember ... come here my Coca-Cola

Let there be an evening with drinks ... and let there be my life on my side

Until someone from outside calls the chicken of the house as a chicken ... until then the chicken feels like lentil

Some things become more beautiful as they grow old ... like rose, wine and you

Dude, you're a man ... you should always be in the mood to have coffee ... it's what we do, it's our tradition, it's what men do

She is a mother of a tiger ... and I have drunk the milk from a tigress and not a goat

Prawn fish, is a fish ... but it's not fish, it's prawn ... sweet from condensed milk, is a sweet ... but it's not a sweet, it's condensed milk

I have a lot of money to buy alcohol ... but I don't have money to buy medicine

Here ... have some sweets

If you have less alcohol in your body then after dying a lot of pyre will be needed to burn your body ... a lot of trees will need to be cut ... that will add to global warming ... so to protect mother nature and her children you should have full alcohol in your body at the time of death ... just one matchstick will boom fire you up ... eco-friendly funeral

You asked for toys, and you got the entire toy shop ... you asked for little cash, and you got a credit card ... you asked for milk, and you got sweet rice pudding and that to made from almond milk ... this is what we call as nepotism