Tu hai aag main hoon shola ... aaja meri Coca-Cola

You are fire and I am ember ... come here my Coca-Cola

Kuch cheezein purani hoke aur bhi khoobsurat ho jaati hai ... jaise ke gulaab, sharaab aur aap

Some things become more beautiful as they grow old ... like rose, wine and you

Meri maa ke haath ka banaya halwa ... ajab hai uska jalwa

The sweet cooked by my mom ... is amazing

Khaana, daru, paisa ... teeno khushboo ek saath ... this is life

Food, alcohol, money ... I can smell all three together ... this is life

Roti ka chakka jab kuchalta hai na ... toh sabse pehle moolya, siddhant, kuchle jaate hai

When the flour mill of bread crushes you ... then it crushes your values and principles first

Haath hilaate reh gaya mardon ka mela ... lekin nahi aayi kabhi milan ki bela ... Ragini ne apni jawani ki bhook ko jhela ... lekin uske baap ne nahi khane diya ek bhi kela ... arre kela toh door na mili usse koi kakdi ... na kisi mard ki baahon mein kheli woh pakda pakdi

The gathering of men was left waving their hands ... but the season of union never came ... Ragini handled the hunger of her youth ... but her dad didn't let her eat even one banana ... forget a banana, she didn't even get one cucumber ... and neither did she play catch me, in any man's arms

Dil paya albela maine ... tabiyat meri rangeeli ... aaj khushi mein maine bhai yahan ... thodi si bhaang peeli

I have an unique heart ... my health is colourful ... today here in happiness ... I've drunk a little bhaang

Tumhare pati ka naam tha Dwarka ... maal peeta tha woh pehli dhaar ka ... utaara na le neembu ka na achaar ka ... phir bhair kaise na badhe bekaar ka

Your husband's name was Dwarka ... he used to drink cheap liquor ... on top of that he didn't taste lemon or pickle ... so why won't that useless person go mad

Yeh komal kali, naazon ki pali, misri ki gali ... hamare hi kul mein lagegi bhali

A delicate girl like her raised with affection, and who is a crystallized sugar lump ... will only look good in my family

Hakuna matata ... mere jeevan mein sirf raas, garba aur batata

I have no problems ... I only have Gujarati folk dance and potatoes in my life

Maut zindagi ki har tasveer ka doosra rukh hai ... karam ache kiye ho toh maut achi milti hai ... pani ki tarah gale se utar jaati hai ... aur agar tumhare jaise karam bure kiye ho toh maut bhi buri hi milti hai ... ek sookhi roti ke tukde ki tarah gale mein atak jaati hai ... neeche nahi utarti

Death is the other side of every picture of life ... if you have done good deeds then you get a good death ... it slides down the throat like water ... and if you have done bad deeds then you also get a bad death ... it gets stuck in the throat like a dry piece of bread ... it doesn't go down

Mera naam hai Inspector Natwarlal Bhinde ... khata hoon che-che ande ... aur choron ko maarta hoon lambe chaude dande

My name is Inspector Natwarlal Bhinde ... I eat six eggs ... and I beat the thieves with big sticks

Anaaj toh bahut pehda hota hai seth ... magar usse gareebon ke pet nahi tum logon ke godaam bhare jaate hai ... tabhi toh tum logon ki tijori mein rakha hua paisa nahi gina ja sakta ... magar gareebon ke jism ki pasliyan zaroor gini ja sakti hai

A lot of crops get harvested sir ... but your warehouses are filled with it, instead of the stomach of poor people ... and that's why the money stored in your vault's cannot be counted ... but the bones within the bodies of poor people can definitely be counted

Aapke liye main zehar ko dhood ki tarah pee sakta hoon ... lekin apne khoon mein aapke liye dushmani ke keeday nahi paal sakta

For you I can drink poison as if it's milk ... but I cannot nurture the insects of enmity against you in my blood

Aye meri jaane-jigar, patthar ka seena cheerkar, sari deewarein todkar, sabko akela chhodkar ... toofano se lad jaonga, tujhko magar le jaonga aur apne ghar jake garam garam chai pilaonga ... aur reh jayenge sab taapte, ek dujhe ka mooh taakte ... band karke raste aur tumhare vaste gajar ka halwa laonga

Oh my love, I'll tear apart a stone, I'll break all the walls, I'll leave everyone alone ... I'll fight with the storms, but I'll take you to my house and serve you hot tea ... and everyone will be jealous, and will watch each others face ... I'll close the roads and bring a carrot dessert for you

Jab pani whiskey ke bina badh sakta hai ... toh soch whiskey pani ke bina kitna chad sakti hai

When water can rise without whiskey ... then think how much can the whiskey intoxicate without water

Charon taraf dekhte hai toh har baat mein khot aur milavat ... nal ka pani pejiye toh us mein dawai ki milavat hai, saans lijiye toh hawa mein millon ke dhuan ki milavat hai, agar khana khaiye toh roti ke aate mein mitti ki milavat hai ... charon taraf har baat mein jhoot hai ... dua mein, salaam mein, pyar mein, nafrat mein, gusse mein ... sab mein jhoot hai

When you look everywhere then there is cheating and adulteration ... if you drink tap water then it's adulterated with medicine, if you breath then it's adulterated with the smoke from the factories, if you eat food then the flour of the bread is adulterated with mud ... there is lies everywhere and in everything ... in a prayer, in a salute, in love, in hatred, in anger ... there is lies in everything

Jab tak rum mein nahi hoga dum ... kaise mitega gham

Until the rum is strong ... our sadness won't go away

Star banne ki recipe bahut hi simple hai ... ek cup Amitabh ka talent li jiye, usse barson dheemi aanch par rakhiye ... uske baad us mein aada cup Shahrukh ka charm mila di jiye ... usse ubaaliye ... uske baad us mein do chamach Aamir ki intensity, ek chamach Hrithik ka dance ... is sabko achchi tarah mix kar di jiye ... uske baad us mein Salman ke looks ka takda laga di jiye ... bas aapka superstar tayaar hai

The recipe to become a star is very simple ... take one cup of Amitabh's talent, and cook it on slow gas for years ... after that add half a cup of Shahrukh's charm to it ... and boil it ... after that add two spoons of Aamir's intensity, one spoon of Hrithik's dance ... and mix well all of that together ... after that temper it with the spicy looks of Salman ... and then your superstar is ready

Janam se Haridwar ka panda aur mooh mein murgi ka anda

By birth you're a pandit from Haridwar and you have an egg of a chicken in your mouth