Bourbon ki tu batli main tera happy hour ... tu Saturday ki raat hai main Sunday ka akhbaar ... tu Umrao Jaan toh main Bachchan ki Deewaar ... banh phad le meri darling, tu jhoothi main makkaar

You're a bottle of bourbon and I'm your happy hour ... you're Saturday night and I'm the Sunday newspaper ... you're the loved queen and I'm like the superhit movie Deewaar of Amitabh Bachchan ... hold my hand darling, as you're a liar and I'm a sly

Tune khilone maange, tujhe khilone ki dukaan mili ... tune chutte maange, tujhe credit card mila ... tune dhood maanga, tujhe kheer mili woh bhi almond milk wali ... bhai isse kehte hai nepotism

You asked for toys, and you got the entire toy shop ... you asked for little cash, and you got a credit card ... you asked for milk, and you got sweet rice pudding and that to made from almond milk ... this is what we call as nepotism

Paan banaye ho ki Japan banaye ho ... itna chota

Is this a paan or Japan ... it's so small

Ladki apne aap mein hi ek paushtik aahar hoti hai ... jise dekhne ke baad kisi tonic ya chyawanprash ki zaroorat nahi padti

A girl herself is like some nutritious food ... you don't need any tonic or herbal mixture after you see one

Poori Delhi mein aisi mithai nahi milegi ... lekin is mithai mein hai na, aapko poori Delhi mil jayegi

You won't find this sweet in entire Delhi ... but in this sweet you'll definitely find the entire Delhi

Guru gudh hi reh gaya ... chela shakkar ban gaya

The trainer remained as jaggery ... while the student turned into sugar

Baimaani ke chocolate se imaandari ki chane hazar gunah zyada achche hai

The nuts of honesty are thousand times better than the chocolate of cheating

Bata kya lega ... thanda, chai garam ... Bacardi, beer, rum

Tell me what will you have ... cold drink, hot tea ... Bacardi, beer, or rum

Saale pichwaade pe itni goliyan padegi na ... roti bhi pet ke bal letke khani padegi

So many bullets will get fired in your ass ... that you'll even have to eat food lying on your stomach

Main bewda us waqt peeta hoon jab mereko gaanja nahi milta ... aur gaanja us waqt peeta hoon jab mereko afeem ki goli nahi milti ... aur goli main us waqt khata hoon jab mereko Campa Cola jaisi bottle waali koi potti na mile

I drink alcohol when I don't get marijuana ... and I take marijuana when I don't get a pill of opium ... and I take a pill of opium when I don't get a girl who has the shape of a Campa Cola bottle

Yeh halat hui hai iski, pee peekay rum aur whiskey ... liver bhi ho gaya risky ... yeh uski hai na iski, badhon badhon ki jaan hai khiski ... oo peene waale sun, teri jaan ki dushman whiskey ... agar tu saath na iska chhodega, yamraj se naata jodega ... apna bhala bura pehchan, beta hum badhon ki baat ko maan ... yeh whiskey bahut hai risky, yeh whiskey bahut hai risky ... badhon badhon ki jaan hai khiski

His condition is like this because of drinking rum and whiskey ... his liver has become risky ... it belongs to no one, the greatest of the greats have lost their life due to it ... the one who is drinking please listen, the whiskey is an enemy of your life ... if you don't leave it then you're connecting with the god of death ... recognize your good and bad, listen to elders like me ... this whiskey is very risky, this whiskey is very risky ... the greatest of the greats have lost their life due to it

Hazaron beh gaye in botalon ke bandh pani mein ... glasson mein joh doobe phir na ubhare zindagani mein

Thousands have been washed away with the liquid enclosed in these bottles ... those who drowned in the glasses have never come back in life

Aye meri jaane-jigar, patthar ka seena cheerkar, sari deewarein todkar, sabko akela chhodkar ... toofano se lad jaonga, tujhko magar le jaonga aur apne ghar jake garam garam chai pilaonga ... aur reh jayenge sab taapte, ek dujhe ka mooh taakte ... band karke raste aur tumhare vaste gajar ka halwa laonga

Oh my love, I'll tear apart a stone, I'll break all the walls, I'll leave everyone alone ... I'll fight with the storms, but I'll take you to my house and serve you hot tea ... and everyone will be jealous, and will watch each others face ... I'll close the roads and bring a carrot dessert for you

Ek doosre ka jootha peene ka matlab? ... ek doosre ka wafaadar rehna ... dost ka sar jhukne se pehle apna sar kata dena

What is the meaning of drinking from the same glass? ... it means to stay loyal to each other ... and to slit your head before the head of your friend bows down

Jab tak rum mein nahi hoga dum ... kaise mitega gham

Until the rum is strong ... our sadness won't go away

Main khata hoon vegetarian aur kaam karta hoon non-vegetarian

I eat vegetarian but I do non-vegetarian work

Eent ka jawab patthar ... gudh ka jawab shakkar ... aur sajan ko sabak sikhana ho toh chalao dooja chakkar

A stone is the reply to a brick ... sugar is the reply to jaggery ... and if you want to teach your lover a lesson then flirt around with someone else

Choona jamke padna chahiye, chahe paan ho Banaras ya Kolkate ka ... saboot tagda hona chahiye, chahe thank you bolna pade kisi bhi ullu de pathe da

The lime paste must be applied properly, be it a betel leaf of Banaras or Kolkata ... the evidence should be strong, even if you have to say thank you to a fool

Shaadi ek nariyal ki tarah hoti hai ... pehle se hi malai kha lo toh baad mein sirf pani reh jaata hai

Marriage is like a coconut ... if you eat the cream beforehand then only the water remains

Raat ko halwa khakar karenge jalwa ... aur raat ko phir ice-cream khakar ... I scream then you scream

In the night we'll eat a dessert and do crazy things ... then again we'll eat ice-cream in the night and ... I'll scream and then you scream