Meri maa ke haath ka banaya halwa ... ajab hai uska jalwa

The sweet cooked by my mom ... is amazing

Khaana, daru, paisa ... teeno khushboo ek saath ... this is life

Food, alcohol, money ... I can smell all three together ... this is life

Is desh ke schoolon mein agriculture aur farming ko compulsory subject ki tarah padhaya jaana chahiye ... varna aane wali generation yehi sochegi, ki khana joh hai woh kheton se nahi, balki Ziggy aur Gomato se aata hai

Agriculture and farming should be taught as compulsory subjects in the schools of this country ... otherwise the coming generations will start believing that food doesn't come from farms, but it comes from food delivery apps like Ziggy and Gomato

Roti ka chakka jab kuchalta hai na ... toh sabse pehle moolya, siddhant, kuchle jaate hai

When the flour mill of bread crushes you ... then it crushes your values and principles first

Haath hilaate reh gaya mardon ka mela ... lekin nahi aayi kabhi milan ki bela ... Ragini ne apni jawani ki bhook ko jhela ... lekin uske baap ne nahi khane diya ek bhi kela ... arre kela toh door na mili usse koi kakdi ... na kisi mard ki baahon mein kheli woh pakda pakdi

The gathering of men was left waving their hands ... but the season of union never came ... Ragini handled the hunger of her youth ... but her dad didn't let her eat even one banana ... forget a banana, she didn't even get one cucumber ... and neither did she play catch me, in any man's arms

Tumhare pati ka naam tha Dwarka ... maal peeta tha woh pehli dhaar ka ... utaara na le neembu ka na achaar ka ... phir bhair kaise na badhe bekaar ka

Your husband's name was Dwarka ... he used to drink cheap liquor ... on top of that he didn't taste lemon or pickle ... so why won't that useless person go mad

Yeh komal kali, naazon ki pali, misri ki gali ... hamare hi kul mein lagegi bhali

A delicate girl like her raised with affection, and who is a crystallized sugar lump ... will only look good in my family

Hakuna matata ... mere jeevan mein sirf raas, garba aur batata

I have no problems ... I only have Gujarati folk dance and potatoes in my life

Maut zindagi ki har tasveer ka doosra rukh hai ... karam ache kiye ho toh maut achi milti hai ... pani ki tarah gale se utar jaati hai ... aur agar tumhare jaise karam bure kiye ho toh maut bhi buri hi milti hai ... ek sookhi roti ke tukde ki tarah gale mein atak jaati hai ... neeche nahi utarti

Death is the other side of every picture of life ... if you have done good deeds then you get a good death ... it slides down the throat like water ... and if you have done bad deeds then you also get a bad death ... it gets stuck in the throat like a dry piece of bread ... it doesn't go down

Mera naam hai Inspector Natwarlal Bhinde ... khata hoon che-che ande ... aur choron ko maarta hoon lambe chaude dande

My name is Inspector Natwarlal Bhinde ... I eat six eggs ... and I beat the thieves with big sticks

Anaaj toh bahut pehda hota hai seth ... magar usse gareebon ke pet nahi tum logon ke godaam bhare jaate hai ... tabhi toh tum logon ki tijori mein rakha hua paisa nahi gina ja sakta ... magar gareebon ke jism ki pasliyan zaroor gini ja sakti hai

A lot of crops get harvested sir ... but your warehouses are filled with it, instead of the stomach of poor people ... and that's why the money stored in your vault's cannot be counted ... but the bones within the bodies of poor people can definitely be counted

Aapke liye main zehar ko dhood ki tarah pee sakta hoon ... lekin apne khoon mein aapke liye dushmani ke keeday nahi paal sakta

For you I can drink poison as if it's milk ... but I cannot nurture the insects of enmity against you in my blood

Aye meri jaane-jigar, patthar ka seena cheerkar, sari deewarein todkar, sabko akela chhodkar ... toofano se lad jaonga, tujhko magar le jaonga aur apne ghar jake garam garam chai pilaonga ... aur reh jayenge sab taapte, ek dujhe ka mooh taakte ... band karke raste aur tumhare vaste gajar ka halwa laonga

Oh my love, I'll tear apart a stone, I'll break all the walls, I'll leave everyone alone ... I'll fight with the storms, but I'll take you to my house and serve you hot tea ... and everyone will be jealous, and will watch each others face ... I'll close the roads and bring a carrot dessert for you

Jab pani whiskey ke bina badh sakta hai ... toh soch whiskey pani ke bina kitna chad sakti hai

When water can rise without whiskey ... then think how much can the whiskey intoxicate without water

Jab tak rum mein nahi hoga dum ... kaise mitega gham

Until the rum is strong ... our sadness won't go away

Star banne ki recipe bahut hi simple hai ... ek cup Amitabh ka talent li jiye, usse barson dheemi aanch par rakhiye ... uske baad us mein aada cup Shahrukh ka charm mila di jiye ... usse ubaaliye ... uske baad us mein do chamach Aamir ki intensity, ek chamach Hrithik ka dance ... is sabko achchi tarah mix kar di jiye ... uske baad us mein Salman ke looks ka takda laga di jiye ... bas aapka superstar tayaar hai

The recipe to become a star is very simple ... take one cup of Amitabh's talent, and cook it on slow gas for years ... after that add half a cup of Shahrukh's charm to it ... and boil it ... after that add two spoons of Aamir's intensity, one spoon of Hrithik's dance ... and mix well all of that together ... after that temper it with the spicy looks of Salman ... and then your superstar is ready

Janam se Haridwar ka panda aur mooh mein murgi ka anda

By birth you're a pandit from Haridwar and you have an egg of a chicken in your mouth

Langoor ki dumm par angoor ki bail ... ab ho jayega dushmanon ka engine derail

There is a grapevine on the tail of a monkey ... now the engine of the enemies will derail

Sharaab meri dawa hai aur mera dard bhi hai

Alcohol is my medicine and also my pain

Jab tab ungli tedhi na karo, dibbe mein se ghee nahi nikalta ... aur jab tak tedha rasta na pakdo, bhigda hua sahi raste par nahi aata

Until you twist your finger, the clarified butter doesn't come out from the tin ... and until you adopt the crooked path, a twisted person doesn't come on the right track