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Sanjay Mishra

# 1
Tempo ... Dhondu nikaal!
Tempo ... Take out Dhondu!
# 2
Taqdeer kharab ho toh oonth par baithe baune aadmi ke pair mein bhi kutta kaat le
If the luck is bad then a dog will bite the leg of a midget even if he is sitting on a camel
# 3
Ladki khoobsurat ho aur Scooty par ho toh pyar ho jaata hai ... aur jab ladki badsurat ho aur Mercedes mein ho toh pyar jhak marke karna hi padta hai
If the girl is beautiful and on a Scooty (moped) then you'll fall in love ... and if the girl is ugly and in a Mercedes then you'll have to fall in love
# 4
Bada sochoge, phir bada banoge
If you think big, then you will become big
# 5
Jis tarah dehle ke pehle nehla aata hai ... vaise hi guru ke pehle chela aata hai
Like 9 comes before 10 ... just like that a pupil comes before his teacher
# 6
Insaaniyat ka farz hai ek doosre ke kaam aana
It is the duty of humanity to help each other out
# 7
Chota mooh badi mooch
Small mouth and big moustache
# 8
Mehengi sirf cheezein hi nahi hoti balki uske saath sab kuch mehenga ho jaata hai ... rishta bhi, naata bhi, pyar bhi, hasi bhi
Only things don't get expensive but along with that everything gets expensive ... even relationships, even bonds, even love, even a smile
# 9
Doston ke dukh dard baatne dekho Jaggi aaya hai ... abhe kaun hai woh kabootar jisne tumhe sataya hai
Look Jaggi has come to share the sadness and pain of friends ... who is that pigeon who is bothering you
# 10
Pehle joh hai pyaz kaante mein aasoon aate the ... ab pyaz khareedne mein
First tears used to come when we used to cut onions ... and now when we buy onions
# 11
Tairna hai toh samundar mein tairo, talaabo mein kya rakha hai ... aur joh ishq karna hai toh mujhse karo, janaaniyo mein kya rakha hai
If you want to swim then swim in the ocean, what's there in the lake ... and if you want to love then love me, what's there in the girls
# 12
Umar bhi kya cheez bana deti hai insaan ko
Age turns a person into such a strange thing
# 13
India Pakistan mein biwi shohar ke bare mein agar itna jaante honge, toh phir woh biwi shohar nahi honge ... Karan aur Johar honge
In India and Pakistan if a husband and wife know a lot about each other, then they must not be husband and wife ... they must be Karan and Johar
# 14
Jab tak rum mein nahi hoga dum ... kaise mitega gham
Until the rum is strong ... our sadness won't go away
# 15
Tumko dekha toh yeh khayal aaya ... zindagi dhoop aur tum naram chaaya
I got a feeling when I saw you ... that life is sunshine and you're a soft shade
# 16
Aaj phir jalwa, phir party ... sharaab, kabab aur hum aap
Today again we'll have fun and party ... with alcohol, meat skewers and you and me
# 17
Uske Ramayan shuru hone ke pehle uska Mahabharat kar denge
Before his Ramayana starts we will do his Mahabharata
# 18
Aap natural tarike se apne imaandari ki kamai ka kaam karte jayiye ... desh pragati khud ba khud karta chala jayega
You keep doing your honest work in a natural way ... and the country will keep progressing by itself
# 19
Murkhon ke mohalle mein sayano ka jhopda ... kahan se chalaye is duniya mein samajhdhari ka rokda
Smart people have a hut in the colony of fools ... how can I use the currency of sense in this world
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