Tempo ... Take out Dhondu!

Like 9 comes before 10 ... just like that a pupil comes before his teacher

If the luck is bad then a dog will bite the leg of a midget even if he is sitting on a camel

If the girl is beautiful and on a Scooty (moped) then you'll fall in love ... and if the girl is ugly and in a Mercedes then you'll have to fall in love

If you think big, then you will become big

Shahrukh Khan isn't the hero of every story ... sometimes a common man like you and me ... is the hero of their own story

Small mouth and big moustache

Love ain't anything just like that ... love is like the first dip in the holy Ganga river ... it cleanses your soul the moment it touches your body

In India and Pakistan if a husband and wife know a lot about each other, then they must not be husband and wife ... they must be Karan and Johar

Look Jaggi has come to share the sadness and pain of friends ... who is that pigeon who is bothering you

It is the duty of humanity to help each other out

First tears used to come when we used to cut onions ... and now when we buy onions

Only things don't get expensive but along with that everything gets expensive ... even relationships, even bonds, even love, even a smile

If you want to swim then swim in the ocean, what's there in the lake ... and if you want to love then love me, what's there in the girls

Nowadays it is said that if there's someone who knows everything after god ... literally everything ... then that's Google

Age turns a person into such a strange thing

Like anyone can't become Gandhi just by wearing a loincloth ... like anyone can't become Katrina Kaif by dancing on her famous song ... just like that you can't become a salesman just by speaking in English while wearing a tie, a suit and boots

When things are close to the eye then they often appear blurry ... then when they are at a distance they appear clearly ... but again if they happen to be very far then too you can't see them

I got a feeling when I saw you ... that life is sunshine and you're a soft shade

Until the rum is strong ... our sadness won't go away