Tempo ... Dhondu nikaal!

Jis tarah dehle ke pehle nehla aata hai ... vaise hi guru ke pehle chela aata hai

Taqdeer kharab ho toh oonth par baithe baune aadmi ke pair mein bhi kutta kaat le

Ladki khoobsurat ho aur Scooty par ho toh pyar ho jaata hai ... aur jab ladki badsurat ho aur Mercedes mein ho toh pyar jhak marke karna hi padta hai

Bada sochoge, phir bada banoge

Doston ke dukh dard baatne dekho Jaggi aaya hai ... abhe kaun hai woh kabootar jisne tumhe sataya hai

Har kahani ka hero Shahrukh Khan nahi hota hai ... kabhi kabhi aapki tarah, meri tarah, ek aam insaan bhi hota hai ... apni kahani ka hero

Chota mooh badi mooch

Pyar jise love kehte hai, aise kahan hota hai ... woh toh Ganga mein pehli dubki ki tarah hai ... shareer pe padte hi atma tarr ho jaati hai

Pehle joh hai pyaz kaante mein aasoon aate the ... ab pyaz khareedne mein

Mehengi sirf cheezein hi nahi hoti balki uske saath sab kuch mehenga ho jaata hai ... rishta bhi, naata bhi, pyar bhi, hasi bhi

India Pakistan mein biwi shohar ke bare mein agar itna jaante honge, toh phir woh biwi shohar nahi honge ... Karan aur Johar honge

Insaaniyat ka farz hai ek doosre ke kaam aana

Tairna hai toh samundar mein tairo, talaabo mein kya rakha hai ... aur joh ishq karna hai toh mujhse karo, janaaniyo mein kya rakha hai

Jaise dhoti pehenke koi bhi Gandhi nahi ban jaata hai ... chikni chameli pe dance karne wali koi Katrina nahi ban jaati hai ... waise hi tie, suit, boot, formal pehenke English bolne wala salesman nahi ban sakta hai

Aaj kal kehte hai ki bhagwan ke baad agar kisi ko sab kuch pata hai ... sab kuch ... toh woh hai Google

Umar bhi kya cheez bana deti hai insaan ko

Aap natural tarike se apne imaandari ki kamai ka kaam karte jayiye ... desh pragati khud ba khud karta chala jayega

Jab tak rum mein nahi hoga dum ... kaise mitega gham

Jab cheezein aankhon ke pass ho toh aksar dhundli ho jaati hai ... phir jab door hoti hai toh saaf dikhne lagti hai ... lekin agar bahut door ho jaaye toh bhi dikhna bandh ho jaati hai