Insaan aur insaaniyat ka toh main paidahishi dushman hoon ... mera bas chale toh main insaaniyat ka khoon aaise nichhod loon ... jaise log kisi phal mein se uska ras nichhod lete hai

Bhookha rehkar aadmi ek baar marta hai ... lekin udhaar ki roti khakar baar baar marta hai ... hazaar baar marta hai

Manju ... mere khawabon ki rani, mere pyar ki nishani, meri mohabbat ki biryani

Sharaab bhi ajeeb cheez hai na ... dimaag band kar deti hai ... dil bolne lagta hai

Le pakad khambha ... do ghoont mein tujhe dikhne lagegi Menaka aur Rambha

Yeh hai whiskey ... jisne zyada li chuski ... uski zindagi duniya se khiski

Laundiya bhi garam hai aur malai ki tarah naram hai

Mera jaam rahe meri shaam rahe ... mere pehlu mein meri jaan rahe

Gareeb ko sirf roti ka sapna dekhna chahiye ... pyar ka nahi

Parathe maange toh chaante milenge

Jis saanp ko barso doodh pilaya ... ussi ne khandan ki izzat ko dasa

Making a cup of tea is not your cup of tea

Thoda khao, thoda pheko

Aisi koi bhi problem nahi hai joh ek Mohanlal ka gaana aur ek kadak cup chai solve nahi kar sakti

Aaj ka seedha ka seedha funda ... char aane ki mehnat, barah aane ki marketing ... kyun ki joh marketing karle na, uska vichaar bik jaata hai ... aur joh na kare, uska achaar bhi nahi bikta

Ek khuddar aadmi ke liye jail se badi saza hoti hai sasural ki roti todna

Bhindi sa shareer lekar Undertaker ki diet follow kar rahi hai yeh toh

Yeh botal hai na botal ... yeh duniya ki har sundar ladki se zyada khoobsurat hai ... poocho kyun ... kyun ki yeh dhoka nahi deti, chaalbaazi nahi karti

Self-respect ke bagair zindagi aur dahi ke bagair parathe ... achhe nahi lagte

Is shaam ka koi nahi hai jawaab ... jab saamne behta ho shabaab ... aur apne haathon se pilaye sharaab