Agar yeh paise fridge mein rakhte hai ... toh dahi kya bank mein jamate hai

Pain aur pleasure ... dono dene mein expert thi

Isse pehle ke life aapko kha jaaye ... tum zindagi ko pee jao

Chokriyan bahut mil jaati hai ... lekin Laila dobara kisi ko nahi milti

Dude, you're a man ... tujhe hamesha coffee peene ke mood mein hona chahiye ... it's what we do, it's our tradition, it's what men do

Kya achcha nahi lagta hai that is not important ... kya achcha hai woh important hai

Life mein biwi badal, ghar badal, gaadi badal ... lekin apna brand kabhi mat badalna

Tera gaana sunke toh behra bhi tujhe apne ghar se nikaal dega

Yeh cricketeron waale naam safe nahi hote ji ... kal ko woh run banane band karega ... log jootiyan isko marenge

Beer aur chana bahut hi deadly combination hota hai

Galati insaan se ek baar hoti hai ... joh same mistake do baar kare ... woh gadha