Jahan chai, wahan rai

Where there's tea, there's an opinion

Guru gudh hi reh gaya ... chela shakkar ban gaya

The trainer remained as jaggery ... while the student turned into sugar

Dil paya albela maine ... tabiyat meri rangeeli ... aaj khushi mein maine bhai yahan ... thodi si bhaang peeli

I have an unique heart ... my health is colourful ... today here in happiness ... I've drunk a little bhaang

Bata kya lega ... thanda, chai garam ... Bacardi, beer, rum

Tell me what will you have ... cold drink, hot tea ... Bacardi, beer, or rum

Chadte tave ke upar agar do teen rotiyan faltu pakayi jaaye toh koi harz nahi hai ... ek baar tava utar gaya toh mamla thanda ho jaata hai

If you cook two or three extra breads on a hot skillet then there is no issue ... since once the skillet is taken down then it becomes cold

Main bewda us waqt peeta hoon jab mereko gaanja nahi milta ... aur gaanja us waqt peeta hoon jab mereko afeem ki goli nahi milti ... aur goli main us waqt khata hoon jab mereko Campa Cola jaisi bottle waali koi potti na mile

I drink alcohol when I don't get marijuana ... and I take marijuana when I don't get a pill of opium ... and I take a pill of opium when I don't get a girl who has the shape of a Campa Cola bottle

Sukhi raho ... daru aur sode ki tarah mil-julkar raho

Stay happy ... and stay together like alcohol and soda

Hazaron beh gaye in botalon ke bandh pani mein ... glasson mein joh doobe phir na ubhare zindagani mein

Thousands have been washed away with the liquid enclosed in these bottles ... those who drowned in the glasses have never come back in life

Fudak fudak tu chaal chale, naam tera hirni komal ... thumak thumak koole thumke, hum dekh rahe aankhen mal-mal ... daant tere bhutte dane, dil ched rahe hai naina chanchal ... yeh roop tera bhari bharkam, ham pyar kare ki lade dangal

You're walking with style, you're name is soft deer ... your waist is moving around, I'm rubbing my eyes and staring ... your teeth are like corn kernel, your eyes are teasing my heart ... your figure is very heavy, should I make love or wrestle

Charon taraf dekhte hai toh har baat mein khot aur milavat ... nal ka pani pejiye toh us mein dawai ki milavat hai, saans lijiye toh hawa mein millon ke dhuan ki milavat hai, agar khana khaiye toh roti ke aate mein mitti ki milavat hai ... charon taraf har baat mein jhoot hai ... dua mein, salaam mein, pyar mein, nafrat mein, gusse mein ... sab mein jhoot hai

When you look everywhere then there is cheating and adulteration ... if you drink tap water then it's adulterated with medicine, if you breath then it's adulterated with the smoke from the factories, if you eat food then the flour of the bread is adulterated with mud ... there is lies everywhere and in everything ... in a prayer, in a salute, in love, in hatred, in anger ... there is lies in everything

Main khata hoon vegetarian aur kaam karta hoon non-vegetarian

I eat vegetarian but I do non-vegetarian work

Eent ka jawab patthar ... gudh ka jawab shakkar ... aur sajan ko sabak sikhana ho toh chalao dooja chakkar

A stone is the reply to a brick ... sugar is the reply to jaggery ... and if you want to teach your lover a lesson then flirt around with someone else

Choona jamke padna chahiye, chahe paan ho Banaras ya Kolkate ka ... saboot tagda hona chahiye, chahe thank you bolna pade kisi bhi ullu de pathe da

The lime paste must be applied properly, be it a betel leaf of Banaras or Kolkata ... the evidence should be strong, even if you have to say thank you to a fool

Shaadi ek nariyal ki tarah hoti hai ... pehle se hi malai kha lo toh baad mein sirf pani reh jaata hai

Marriage is like a coconut ... if you eat the cream beforehand then only the water remains

Raat ko halwa khakar karenge jalwa ... aur raat ko phir ice-cream khakar ... I scream then you scream

In the night we'll eat a dessert and do crazy things ... then again we'll eat ice-cream in the night and ... I'll scream and then you scream

Pyar ke mamle mein aur khane ke mamle mein ... doosre ki marzi mein apni marzi ki taang nahi adana chahiye

When it comes to love and food ... you should not force your wishes upon the wishes of others

Nashta kiya, breakfast?

Did you eat breakfast?

Hamara art of living ka class ... matlab daru ka khamba aur teen glass

Our art of living class ... means a bottle of alcohol and three glasses

Insaan aur insaaniyat ka toh main paidahishi dushman hoon ... mera bas chale toh main insaaniyat ka khoon aaise nichhod loon ... jaise log kisi phal mein se uska ras nichhod lete hai

From birth I am the enemy of humans and humanity ... if I had the power then I'll squeeze the blood out of humanity in a way like ... people squeeze the juice out of a fruit

Bhookha rehkar aadmi ek baar marta hai ... lekin udhaar ki roti khakar baar baar marta hai ... hazaar baar marta hai

With hunger a person dies only once ... but by eating food on credit a person dies many a times ... a thousand times