Paan banaye ho ki Japan banaye ho ... itna chota

Ladki apne aap mein hi ek paushtik aahar hoti hai ... jise dekhne ke baad kisi tonic ya chyawanprash ki zaroorat nahi padti

Poori Delhi mein aisi mithai nahi milegi ... lekin is mithai mein hai na, aapko poori Delhi mil jayegi

Kaun kambhakt hai joh sharaab peeta hai ... hum toh peete hai ki is bhayanak thand ko bardaash kar sake

Jahan chai, wahan rai

Guru gudh hi reh gaya ... chela shakkar ban gaya

Bata kya lega ... thanda, chai garam ... Bacardi, beer, rum

Chadte tave ke upar agar do teen rotiyan faltu pakayi jaaye toh koi harz nahi hai ... ek baar tava utar gaya toh mamla thanda ho jaata hai

Main bewda us waqt peeta hoon jab mereko gaanja nahi milta ... aur gaanja us waqt peeta hoon jab mereko afeem ki goli nahi milti ... aur goli main us waqt khata hoon jab mereko Campa Cola jaisi bottle waali koi potti na mile

Sukhi raho ... daru aur sode ki tarah mil-julkar raho

Hazaron beh gaye in botalon ke bandh pani mein ... glasson mein joh doobe phir na ubhare zindagani mein

Fudak fudak tu chaal chale, naam tera hirni komal ... thumak thumak koole thumke, hum dekh rahe aankhen mal-mal ... daant tere bhutte dane, dil ched rahe hai naina chanchal ... yeh roop tera bhari bharkam, ham pyar kare ki lade dangal

Main khata hoon vegetarian aur kaam karta hoon non-vegetarian

Eent ka jawab patthar ... gudh ka jawab shakkar ... aur sajan ko sabak sikhana ho toh chalao dooja chakkar

Choona jamke padna chahiye, chahe paan ho Banaras ya Kolkate ka ... saboot tagda hona chahiye, chahe thank you bolna pade kisi bhi ullu de pathe da

Shaadi ek nariyal ki tarah hoti hai ... pehle se hi malai kha lo toh baad mein sirf pani reh jaata hai

Raat ko halwa khakar karenge jalwa ... aur raat ko phir ice-cream khakar ... I scream then you scream

Pyar ke mamle mein aur khane ke mamle mein ... doosre ki marzi mein apni marzi ki taang nahi adana chahiye

Nashta kiya, breakfast?

Hamara art of living ka class ... matlab daru ka khamba aur teen glass