When a husband looks for a reason to keep a mistress along with a wife ... then he is left all alone holding a banana

Marriage is like a mango ... if it ripes before time then later instead of pulp you have to make pickle

We swallow all that is evil like a sweet ... but it's very hard to swallow the truth ... because it's bitter

The Indians of today drink Coke, drink Pepsi, and they have forgotten lemon juice ... but still they are Indian at heart ... FTV, MTV, Channel V, and they have forgotten Akashvani (Indian radio channel) ... but still they are Indian at heart ... the Reserve Bank in empty, and all the money is in the Swiss Bank ... but still they are Indian at heart?

With honesty you don't get ... bread, clothes and house all three things together

When the intoxication from life itself is too much ... then you have to drink alcohol to become sober

Hey you dry dates ... papadum made from stinking lentil!

Hey you cold lathered water from boiling rice ... why are you jumping in old age?

By birth you're a pandit from Haridwar and you have an egg of a chicken in your mouth

Drinking alcohol is very important ... or else life is incomplete

We used to drink in debt but we used to think ... that one day our craziness will become famous

Until you twist your finger, the clarified butter doesn't come out from the tin ... and until you adopt the crooked path, a twisted person doesn't come on the right track

Eat it my friend, eat it ... with an empty stomach even the name of god will give you stomach pain

You should eat your food slowly, chew it and after it is warm ... elders have said that and we should not ignore that

If you were not eating food right now ... then today you would have become the food of hell

There is no adulteration in mother's milk and the tears of a helpless person

Beer is a small sister of alcohol

Everyone believes in god completely ... and everyone has a samosa (snack) of hope in their heart

The breeze is intoxicated ... there is youth, there is alcohol ... and if these things are not there, then life is a punishment

You should never keep sweet jam in a pickle bottle