Coffee bhi baimaan cheez hai ... woh dekhti hai usse peene waala kaun hai ... us hisaab se banti hai

Coffee is not a trustworthy thing ... it looks at the person who is going to drink it ... and based on that it prepares itself

Isko daru na mile toh hangover ho jaata hai

If he doesn't get alcohol then he gets a hangover

Janam se Haridwar ka panda aur mooh mein murgi ka anda

By birth you're a pandit from Haridwar and you have an egg of a chicken in your mouth

Sharaab meri dawa hai aur mera dard bhi hai

Alcohol is my medicine and also my pain

Keeda makoda ... bin tel ka pakoda!

You pest ... you fritter made without oil!

Mai ke doodh aur majboor insaan ke aasunyon mein milavat nahi hovat hai

There is no adulteration in mother's milk and the tears of a helpless person

Madira ki dukaan mein gangajal ko bhi log sharab hi samajh lete hai

In an alcohol shop people think even the holy water is alcohol

Woh bhookhi pyasi nahi hai, uska pet bhar gaya hai ... mohabbat ki hawa khake, ishq ka sharbat peke

She is not hungry and thirsty, her stomach is full ... by eating the air of love and drinking the drink of romance

Jis tarah reghistaan mein pyasa, ek ek boond pani ke liye tadap tadapkar apna dum todhta hai ... ussi tarah Fateh Khan hamare inteqam se tadap tadapkar apni ek ek saans todega

Just like a thirsty person dies with agony for a single drop of water in the desert ... just like that Fateh Khan will agonize and die bit by bit from my revenge

Dude, you're a man ... tujhe hamesha coffee peene ke mood mein hona chahiye ... it's what we do, it's our tradition, it's what men do

Dude, you're a man ... you should always be in the mood to have coffee ... it's what we do, it's our tradition, it's what men do

Beer hi duniya mein ek aisi cheez hai ... joh din bhar ki thakaan chutki mein mitta deti hai

Beer is the only thing in this world ... which can erase all the tiredness of the day in a moment

Thandi thandi rabdi vich garma garam Jalebi pao ... te phir khao ... toh phir wow

Adding hot Jalebi to cold sweet condensed milk ... and then eating it ... is like wow

Sabzi kharab ho toh usse phek dete hai ... lekin aadmi kharab hai kaike, usse phekte nahi ... sudhaar lete hai

If a vegetable goes bad we throw it away ... but we can't say a man is bad and throw him away ... instead we improve him

Arey bewakoof, kuve ka pani peena hai toh jaake kuve pe pee ... ghar mein kyun kuva khod raha hai tu?

You fool, if you want to drink the water from the well then go to the well and drink ... why are you digging a well inside the house?

Doodh pani ka yeh milan, Ganga Jamuna sangam ... agar Allahabad ke baad milega toh yahin milega

The mixture of milk and water, like that of Ganga Jamuna ... you'll get only here after Allahabad

Jhinga machi, machi hai ... lekin machi nahin, jhinga hai ... khoa ki barfi, barfi hai ... lekin barfi nahin, khoa hai

Prawn fish, is a fish ... but it's not fish, it's prawn ... sweet from condensed milk, is a sweet ... but it's not a sweet, it's condensed milk

Main aate ki roti khata hoon ... aur tum gobar ki roti khate ho

I eat bread made from wheat ... and you eat bread made from cow-dung

Virgin tel healthy hota hai ... male nahin

Virgin oil is healthy ... not a virgin male

Saari languages bol leti ho ... har tarah ka khana bana leti ho ... pehli baar cigarette peete huye khaasti bhi nahi ho ... tum ladki ho ya Aladdin ka chirag

You can speak all the languages ... you can cook every type of cuisine ... you don't even cough when smoking a cigarette for the first time ... are you a girl or Aladdin's lamp

Body mein daru kam hoga na toh marne ke baad jalane ke liye bahut lakdi lagega ... bahut pedh kaatna padega ... global warming hoga ... so mother nature aur unke bachon ko surakshit rakhne ke liye at the time of death body mein full daru hona chahiye ... bas ek maachis ki teeli, boom ... eco-friendly antim sanskar

If you have less alcohol in your body then after dying a lot of pyre will be needed to burn your body ... a lot of trees will need to be cut ... that will add to global warming ... so to protect mother nature and her children you should have full alcohol in your body at the time of death ... just one matchstick will boom fire you up ... eco-friendly funeral