Sher aur bakri ek ghat par paani nahi pee sakat hai

A tiger and a sheep, cannot drink water on the same mountain

Diwali mein chaar motichoor ke laddu nahi milne wale hai ... tu yahan bonus ke khwaab dekh rahi hai

For Diwali we won't get four bites of sweets ... and here you're dreaming about bonus

(Teacher kya hai tumhare liye?) - Joh doosron ko murga banata hai aur khud anda deta hai

(What is a teacher for you?) - The one who turns others into a chicken but himself gives an egg like zero

Agar main sharaab hota ... dry day mera rest day hota ... happy hour mein best hota ... har boond mein meri aaram hota ... purana hoke bhi na kharaab hota

If I were alcohol ... then dry day would be my rest day ... I'd be the best in happy hour ... there would be peace in every drop of mine ... and I'd never go bad even after becoming old

Purane dino mein jab Hindustan sone ki chidiya hua karta tha ... tab yahan hazaron jaatiyan thi ... par aaj kal sirf do tarah ki jaat hai ... pehli jinka pet bada hai aur doosri jinki bhookh ... jinki kismat mein do cheezein hai ... ya toh nighalo ya niwala bano

In the good old days when India was a golden bird ... then there were thousands of different castes ... but nowadays there are only two types of caste ... first those who have a big belly and second who are hungry for food ... and they have only two options in their destiny ... either eat someone or become their bite

Dil chota na ki jiye ... chota chota li jiye

Don't be so sad ... take a small drink of alcohol

Kisi ko apne haath se khana khilane ka mauka milna ... rab ki badi meher hoti hai

To feed food to someone made by your own hands ... is a great blessing of God

Aaj kal ke rishtey is ice cube ki tarah hai ... paani mein gire aur apna wajood kho behte

The relationships these days are like this ice cube ... they lose their existence the moment they fall in the water

Woh maidaan waadi ke logon ka club hai ... subah se shaam talak udhar kya kya activity chalta hai tumko malum hai? ... subah ko public dabba leke baithta hai ... shaam ko bacha log dabba eyes-spice khelta hai ... cricket ka coaching chalta hai ... couple log ka setting chalta hai ... single log ka fielding chalta hai udhar ... matter ho toh maidaan, mandavli ho toh maidaan ... sangeet kursi ka dhamakedhar aayojan ... fancy dress ka competition ... bhel puri ka lorry ... vada-pav, bhajji-pav ka gaadi ... garba, dandiya, pooja, dooja sab udhar hota hai

That ground is the club for the people of the colony ... from morning to evening do you even know what all activities happen there? ... in the morning people sit there with a bucket ... in the evening kids play the game of eyes-spice over there ... cricket coaching happens over there ... couples have a personal time over there ... single guys watch girls over there ... problems are solved on the ground, settlements happen on the ground ... the organization of musical chairs ... fancy dress competition ... a food truck of bhel puri ... a food truck of burgers ... dance, prayers, everything happens over there

Doodh dhari gaiyaan ki lattiyan aur bin byaahi chokariyan ki battiyan ... toh sehni hi padegi

The kicks of the cow who gives milk and the talks of an unmarried girl ... one has to bear them

Idea aur papad ek jaise hai ... thanda parne padh bekaar ho jaate hai

An idea and papadum are similar ... they become useless once they go cold

Duniya looti makkar se aur roti khayi shakkar se

You steal from the world cunningly and you eat bread with sugar

Dane dane par likha hai khane waale ka naam ... woh teri hai aur teri hi rahegi subah shyam

On every bite of food is written the name of the person who will eat it ... morning and evening she is yours and she will remain yours

Tum logan phukat ke chaiyan, phukat ke cigarettan, phukat ke butte khake ... mereko bambu ghused rahe

You guys after having free teas, free cigarettes, free corns ... are pushing a stick inside me

Hum buraiyon ko mithaiyon ki tarah nighal lete hai ... lekin sach ko nighalna bahut mushkil hota hai ... kadva joh rehta hai

We swallow all that is evil like a sweet ... but it's very hard to swallow the truth ... because it's bitter

Yeh hi Mama Banarasi ka dhanda hai ... gale mein samasya ka phanda hai ... magar Mama Banarasi kaatte hai aur shaadi byah ke rishtey ko prasad ke ladoo ki tarah baantte hai

This is Mama Banarasi's business ... there is a hangman's knot of problems in the neck ... but Mama Banarasi cuts that and distributes the relationships of marriage like a sweet from a religious offering

Ek maa jise doodh pilati hai ... uske saaye tak ko pehchanti hai

A mother who feeds her child milk ... knows even the shadow of him

Abbe teri patni hai ki batate vade ki chutney hai ... jis tarah se chutney har thali mein batti rehti hai, har batate vade ko patti rehti hai ... us tarah se tumhari patni ka har station pe boyfriend hai yaar

Is she your wife or the chutney with potato fritter ... just like the chutney keeps flowing in every plate and sticks to every potato fritter ... just like that your wife has a boyfriend on every station

Tu hai aag main hoon shola ... aaja meri Coca-Cola

You are fire and I am ember ... come here my Coca-Cola

Kuch cheezein purani hoke aur bhi khoobsurat ho jaati hai ... jaise ke gulaab, sharaab aur aap

Some things become more beautiful as they grow old ... like rose, wine and you