Teen baar lagataar fail hona koi mamuli baat nahi hai ... lekin dosto agar mehnat, lagan aur imaandari se koshish ki jaye toh aap sab is mukaam pe pahunch sakte ho

Jis tarah bewafaa mehmoob kabhi ek dil mein nahi reh sakte ... us hi tarah choohe kabhi ek bil mein nahi reh sakte

Shaadi ke baad ladki ka surname badalta hai ... par tumhari toh kismat hi badali hui lagti hai

Kaika Dilli hai bhaiya, dil toh hai hi nahi kisi ke paas

Main tera dost hoon, tu haddi main gosht hoon ... tera mera saath hai, maut ki baat hai, dushman ki gardan mere haath hai ... yeh uski khopdi, yeh meri laat hai

Khatmalo ko maar maar kar khoon jaama karne se ... blood bank nahin ban jaata

Liver kidney thoda bahut kharab ho sakta hai ... lekin yeh dil kamaal ka hai

Aaj ke baad apne aadmiyo se keh do ki hamesha tumhare nazdeek rahe ... kyun ki tumhari nazdeek ki nazar kamzor hai

Har Diwali bonus nahi hota ... har pimple pus nahi hota ... aur har cross Star Plus nahi hota

Koi bhi baat tum inhe samjhao ... majaal hai joh samajh aa jaaye ... wohi baat inka ek best friend samjha de toh ek minute mein samajh aa jaati hai

Sex ... kaunsa sex? ... pichle baar 2013 mein Bhai Dooj ke time mein hua tha yeh

Khichdi ke hai dost char ... dahi, papad, mirchi, aachar

(Tum ladki mein sabse pehle kya dekhte ho) - Woh toh depend karta hai na, ki ladki aa rahi hai ... ki jaa rahi hai

Mithai ki dukaan mein mirchi hai ... aai shapat kai tari gochi hai

Talwar ki ladai talwar se, pyar ki ladai pyar se, aur bekaar ki ladai sarkar se

Har kamyaab aadmi ke peeche ek aurat ka haath hota hai ... kyun ki auratein nakamyaab aadmiyon ke peeche nahi bhaagti

Meri toh har raat suhaag raat hoti hai

Hot ho tum .... arre darr lagta hai mujhe ki kahin touch ho gayi toh jal na jaon main

Jawani pe chada shabaab aur zor se laga peshaab ... zyada der nahi rukte

See you all in the morning ... my babes are calling