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# 941

Teen baar lagataar fail hona koi mamuli baat nahi hai ... lekin dosto agar mehnat, lagan aur imaandari se koshish ki jaye toh aap sab is mukaam pe pahunch sakte ho


To fail 3 times consecutively is not a small thing ... but friends if you try with hard work, dedication and honesty then you all can get there

# 942

Jis tarah bewafaa mehmoob kabhi ek dil mein nahi reh sakte ... us hi tarah choohe kabhi ek bil mein nahi reh sakte


Just like unfaithful lovers can never stay in one heart ... similarly rats can never stay in one hole

# 943

Shaadi ke baad ladki ka surname badalta hai ... par tumhari toh kismat hi badali hui lagti hai


After marriage the family name of a girl changes ... but it looks like your whole destiny has changed

# 944

Kaika Dilli hai bhaiya, dil toh hai hi nahi kisi ke paas


What Delhi city is this, no one has a heart here

# 945

Main tera dost hoon, tu haddi main gosht hoon ... tera mera saath hai, maut ki baat hai, dushman ki gardan mere haath hai ... yeh uski khopdi, yeh meri laat hai


I am your friend, you are the bone I am the meat ... you and me are together, the topic is death, the enemies neck is in my hand ... this is his skull, this is my kick

# 946

Khatmalo ko maar maar kar khoon jaama karne se ... blood bank nahin ban jaata


By killing bed bugs and collecting their blood ... you can't make a blood bank

# 947

Liver kidney thoda bahut kharab ho sakta hai ... lekin yeh dil kamaal ka hai


My liver and kidney may be a little defective ... but my heart is wonderful

# 948

Aaj ke baad apne aadmiyo se keh do ki hamesha tumhare nazdeek rahe ... kyun ki tumhari nazdeek ki nazar kamzor hai


From today tell your men to always stay near you ... because you have farsightedness

# 949

Har Diwali bonus nahi hota ... har pimple pus nahi hota ... aur har cross Star Plus nahi hota


Every Diwali doesn't have a bonus ... every pimple doesn't have pus ... and every cross doesn't mean it's the Star Plus channel

# 950

Koi bhi baat tum inhe samjhao ... majaal hai joh samajh aa jaaye ... wohi baat inka ek best friend samjha de toh ek minute mein samajh aa jaati hai


Try to make them understand anything ... they won't understand at all ... and if their best friend explains them the same thing then they understand within one minute

# 951

Sex ... kaunsa sex? ... pichle baar 2013 mein Bhai Dooj ke time mein hua tha yeh


Sex ... what sex? ... the last time we did it was in 2013 during the Bhai Dooj festival

# 952

Khichdi ke hai dost char ... dahi, papad, mirchi, aachar


Porridge has four friends ... curd, papadum, pepper, pickle

# 953

(Tum ladki mein sabse pehle kya dekhte ho) - Woh toh depend karta hai na, ki ladki aa rahi hai ... ki jaa rahi hai


(What do you look in a girl first) - That depends if the girl is coming ... or going

# 954

Mithai ki dukaan mein mirchi hai ... aai shapat kai tari gochi hai


There is spice in a sweet shop ... I swear on my mom, something is strange

# 955

Talwar ki ladai talwar se, pyar ki ladai pyar se, aur bekaar ki ladai sarkar se


A sword fights with a sword, love fights with love, and a jobless person fights with the government

# 956

Har kamyaab aadmi ke peeche ek aurat ka haath hota hai ... kyun ki auratein nakamyaab aadmiyon ke peeche nahi bhaagti


Behind every successful man there is a woman ... because women don't run behind unsuccessful men

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# 957

Meri toh har raat suhaag raat hoti hai


Every night of mine is a nuptial night

# 958

Hot ho tum .... arre darr lagta hai mujhe ki kahin touch ho gayi toh jal na jaon main


You're hot ... and I am scared that if I touch you then I might get burnt

# 959

Jawani pe chada shabaab aur zor se laga peshaab ... zyada der nahi rukte


Beauty in the youth and the urge to pee ... don't stay long

# 960

See you all in the morning ... my babes are calling


See you all in the morning ... my babes are calling

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