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# 941

Abhe tera pichwada hai yah Vijayawada?

Is this your backside or Vijayawada?

Grand Masti

Vivek Oberoi

City & Places•Adult•Comedy

# 942

Jab sau kamine marre honge na ... tab bhagwan ne tujhe unki kami poori karne ke liye bheja hoga

When 100 scoundrels must have died ... then God must have sent you to take their place

Commando (2013)

Pooja Chopra

Comedy

# 943

Teen baar lagataar fail hona koi mamuli baat nahi hai ... lekin dosto agar mehnat, lagan aur imaandari se koshish ki jaye toh aap sab is mukaam pe pahunch sakte ho

To fail 3 times consecutively is not a small thing ... but friends if you try with hard work, dedication and honesty then you all can get there

Main Hoon Na

Zayed Khan

Comedy•Education•Truth & Honesty

# 944

Jis tarah bewafaa mehmoob kabhi ek dil mein nahi reh sakte ... us hi tarah choohe kabhi ek bil mein nahi reh sakte

Just like unfaithful lovers can never stay in one heart ... similarly rats can never stay in one hole

Betaaj Badshah

Shatrughan Sinha

Animals & Birds•Comedy

# 945

Shaadi ke baad ladki ka surname badalta hai ... par tumhari toh kismat hi badali hui lagti hai

After marriage the family name of a girl changes ... but it looks like your whole destiny has changed

Sooryavansham

Unknown

Marriage & Wedding•Luck & Destiny•Comedy

# 946

Kaika Dilli hai bhaiya, dil toh hai hi nahi kisi ke paas

What Delhi city is this, no one has a heart here

Run

Vijay Raaz

City & Places•Comedy

# 947

Main tera dost hoon, tu haddi main gosht hoon ... tera mera saath hai, maut ki baat hai, dushman ki gardan mere haath hai ... yeh uski khopdi, yeh meri laat hai

I am your friend, you are the bone I am the meat ... you and me are together, the topic is death, the enemies neck is in my hand ... this is his skull, this is my kick

Yaarana (1981)

Amitabh Bachchan

Friendship•Poem•Comedy

# 948

Khatmalo ko maar maar kar khoon jaama karne se ... blood bank nahin ban jaata

By killing bed bugs and collecting their blood ... you can't make a blood bank

Betaaj Badshah

Shatrughan Sinha

Comedy

# 949

Liver kidney thoda bahut kharab ho sakta hai ... lekin yeh dil kamaal ka hai

My liver and kidney may be a little defective ... but my heart is wonderful

Yamla Pagla Deewana

Bobby Deol

Romance•Comedy

# 950

Aaj ke baad apne aadmiyo se keh do ki hamesha tumhare nazdeek rahe ... kyun ki tumhari nazdeek ki nazar kamzor hai

From today tell your men to always stay near you ... because you have farsightedness

Zanjeer (1973)

Amitabh Bachchan

Comedy

# 951

Koi bhi baat tum inhe samjhao ... majaal hai joh samajh aa jaaye ... wohi baat inka ek best friend samjha de toh ek minute mein samajh aa jaati hai

Try to make them understand anything ... they won't understand at all ... and if their best friend explains them the same thing then they understand within one minute

Pyaar Ka Punchnama 2

Kartik Aaryan

Comedy•Friendship