Mujhe smart logon se sakht nafrat hai

Rehna hai raho, jaana hai jao ... I don't give a crocodile's ass

Bhook ke kaaran dimaag bhi chutti par gaya hua hai

Dal pak gayi, tandoor bhi ban gaya ... lekin ab main tumhare tan se door nahi reh sakta

Kamre tak chhodne waale kabhi kabhi kamre ke andhar tak aa jaate hai

Titanic mein nahin balki real life mein bhi ... doobte ladke hi hai

Bambai ki sari ladkiyan tere do by do dil mein bhari padi hai

Ladki ko maane Lakshmi, phir bhi ladka hi laage pyara ... ek ladke ki khatir, pehda kardi ladki gyarah

Bina patte ke is shehar mein sirf keede makaude milte hain ... aadmi nahin

Taarif mein gaali de rahe ho yah gaali mein taarif kar rahe ho

Yes yes, thank you thank you, very ok very ok

Brother-in-law will die Tommy's death

Jab aadmi ka waqt bura aata hai ... toh chahe woh unth pe hi kyun na behta ho ... phir bhi kutta usse kaat leta hai

Main apna atmasaman girake ... yeh samaan nahi uthaonga

Gyan baatna chahiye re ... tu kya apne paas rakhke sada-rela hai

Samajhta nahi hai yaar

Pata hai umeed ki height kya hai ... samundar ke kinare tatti karta hua lula ... is umeed mein ki lehrein aake dho dengi

Kala aadmi ko bahut kuch deti hai ... lekin TDS bhi poora kaat leti hai

Bekaar aadmi kuch kiya kar ... kapde udherkar siya kar

Laxmi samne se darshan dene ko tayaar hai ... aur aap joh hai line mein khade rehna chahte hai