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# 981

Ughta hua suraj aur bhaagta hua tees maar khan ... dono kabhi kisi ke haath nahi aate


The rising sun and the great one running ... both cannot be caught

# 982

Dal pak gayi, tandoor bhi ban gaya ... lekin ab main tumhare tan se door nahi reh sakta


The lentil is cooked, the meat is ready ... and now I can't stay away from your body

# 983

Jis din main koi gori titli dekh leta hoon na ... mere khoon mein sehkado kaale kutte ek saath bhaukne lagte hai


The day when I see a white girl ... several black dogs start barking in my blood simultaneously

# 984

Kamre tak chhodne waale kabhi kabhi kamre ke andhar tak aa jaate hai


People who drop someone to the room sometimes come inside the room

# 985

Titanic mein nahin balki real life mein bhi ... doobte ladke hi hai


In Titanic and in real life also ... only men drown

# 986

Bambai ki sari ladkiyan tere do by do dil mein bhari padi hai


All the girls of Mumbai are filled in your two by two heart

# 987

Ladki ko maane Lakshmi, phir bhi ladka hi laage pyara ... ek ladke ki khatir, pehda kardi ladki gyarah


They believe that a girl is (Goddess) Lakshmi, but still they like a boy ... in order to have a son, they have given birth to eleven daughters

# 988

Bina patte ke is shehar mein sirf keede makaude milte hain ... aadmi nahin


Without an address in this city you will only get bugs and spiders ... not humans

# 989

Taarif mein gaali de rahe ho yah gaali mein taarif kar rahe ho


Are you cursing me in a praise or are you praising me in a curse

# 990

Yes yes, thank you thank you, very ok very ok


Yes yes, thank you thank you, very ok very ok

# 991

Brother-in-law will die Tommy's death


Brother-in-law will die Tommy's (a dogs) death

# 992

Jab aadmi ka waqt bura aata hai ... toh chahe woh unth pe hi kyun na behta ho ... phir bhi kutta usse kaat leta hai


When a man goes through a bad time ... then even if he is sitting on a camel ... then to a dog bites him

# 993

Main apna atmasaman girake ... yeh samaan nahi uthaonga


I will not drop my dignity ... to pickup this luggage

# 994

Gyan baatna chahiye re ... tu kya apne paas rakhke sada-rela hai


You should spread the knowledge ... why are you making it stale by keeping it with you

# 995

Samajhta nahi hai yaar


Why don't you understand my friend

# 996

Pata hai umeed ki height kya hai ... samundar ke kinare tatti karta hua lula ... is umeed mein ki lehrein aake dho dengi


Do you what's the height of hope ... a man without hands shitting on the shore of the ocean ... in hopes that the waves will come and wash him

# 997

Kala aadmi ko bahut kuch deti hai ... lekin TDS bhi poora kaat leti hai


Talent gives a lot to a person ... but it also deducts proper taxes for it

# 998

Bekaar aadmi kuch kiya kar ... kapde udherkar siya kar


Hey useless person, please do something ... tear the clothes and stitch them again

# 999

Laxmi samne se darshan dene ko tayaar hai ... aur aap joh hai line mein khade rehna chahte hai


The goddess of wealth is herself ready to come in front of you ... and you want to stand in a line to see her

# 1000

I'm gonna start the ignition of androoni emotion for manual operation with mutual consideration for production of future generation


I'm gonna start the ignition of inner emotion for manual operation with mutual consideration for production of future generation

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