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# 981
Rehna hai raho, jaana hai jao ... I don't give a crocodile's ass
Stay or leave, it's your wish ... I don't give a crocodile's ass

Salaam Namaste

Javed Jaffrey

Adult•Animals & Birds•Comedy
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# 982
Bhook ke kaaran dimaag bhi chutti par gaya hua hai
My mind is not here because of my hunger

Lootera

Sonakshi Sinha

Comedy
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# 983
Dal pak gayi, tandoor bhi ban gaya ... lekin ab main tumhare tan se door nahi reh sakta
The lentil is cooked, the meat is ready ... and now I can't stay away from your body

Grand Masti

Aftab Shivdasani

Food & Drinks•Adult•Comedy
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# 984
Jis din main koi gori titli dekh leta hoon na ... mere khoon mein sehkado kaale kutte ek saath bhaukne lagte hai
The day when I see a white girl ... several black dogs start barking in my blood simultaneously

Shahenshah

Amrish Puri

Comedy•Animals & Birds
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# 985
Kamre tak chhodne waale kabhi kabhi kamre ke andhar tak aa jaate hai
People who drop someone to the room sometimes come inside the room

Namak Halaal

Parveen Babi

Adult•Comedy
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# 986
Titanic mein nahin balki real life mein bhi ... doobte ladke hi hai
In Titanic and in real life also ... only men drown

Rehnaa Hai Terre Dil Mein

Madhavan

Men•Comedy
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# 987
Bambai ki sari ladkiyan tere do by do dil mein bhari padi hai
All the girls of Mumbai are filled in your two by two heart

Aatish

Sanjay Dutt

City & Places•Comedy
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# 988
Ladki ko maane Lakshmi, phir bhi ladka hi laage pyara ... ek ladke ki khatir, pehda kardi ladki gyarah
They believe that a girl is (Goddess) Lakshmi, but still they like a boy ... in order to have a son, they have given birth to eleven daughters

Mann

Sharmila Tagore

Shayari•Comedy
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# 989
Bina patte ke is shehar mein sirf keede makaude milte hain ... aadmi nahin
Without an address in this city you will only get bugs and spiders ... not humans

Arjun Pandit

Ashish Vidyarthi

City & Places•Animals & Birds•Comedy
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# 990
Taarif mein gaali de rahe ho yah gaali mein taarif kar rahe ho
Are you cursing me in a praise or are you praising me in a curse

The Dirty Picture

Vidya Balan

Comedy
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# 991
Yes yes, thank you thank you, very ok very ok
Yes yes, thank you thank you, very ok very ok

Dhoom

Uday Chopra

Comedy
34
# 992
Brother-in-law will die Tommy's death
Brother-in-law will die Tommy's (a dogs) death

Bol Bachchan

Ajay Devgan

Death•Comedy•Animals & Birds
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# 993
Jab aadmi ka waqt bura aata hai ... toh chahe woh unth pe hi kyun na behta ho ... phir bhi kutta usse kaat leta hai
When a man goes through a bad time ... then even if he is sitting on a camel ... then to a dog bites him

Rascals

Ajay Devgan

Time•Animals & Birds•Comedy
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# 994
Main apna atmasaman girake ... yeh samaan nahi uthaonga
I will not drop my dignity ... to pickup this luggage

Golmaal 3

Arshad Warsi

Comedy
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# 995
Gyan baatna chahiye re ... tu kya apne paas rakhke sada-rela hai
You should spread the knowledge ... why are you making it stale by keeping it with you

Lage Raho Munna Bhai

Arshad Warsi

Education•Comedy
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# 996
Samajhta nahi hai yaar
Why don't you understand my friend

Raja Babu

Shakti Kapoor

Comedy
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# 997
Pata hai umeed ki height kya hai ... samundar ke kinare tatti karta hua lula ... is umeed mein ki lehrein aake dho dengi
Do you what's the height of hope ... a man without hands shitting on the shore of the ocean ... in hopes that the waves will come and wash him

Marjaavaan

Ritesh Deshmukh

Comedy
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# 998
Kala aadmi ko bahut kuch deti hai ... lekin TDS bhi poora kaat leti hai
Talent gives a lot to a person ... but it also deducts proper taxes for it

Andhadhun

Ayushmann Khurrana

Comedy•Money
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# 999
Bekaar aadmi kuch kiya kar ... kapde udherkar siya kar
Hey useless person, please do something ... tear the clothes and stitch them again

Jolly LLB 2

Annu Kapoor

Clothes & Shoes•Comedy
33
# 1000
Laxmi samne se darshan dene ko tayaar hai ... aur aap joh hai line mein khade rehna chahte hai
The goddess of wealth is herself ready to come in front of you ... and you want to stand in a line to see her

Akira

Anurag Kashyap

Money•Religion & God•Comedy
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O Mr. Raja
O Mr. Raja
Dulhan Hum Le Jayenge
Nakkadwale Disco Udhaarwale Khisko
Delhi Belly
 Ek Chumma
Ek Chumma
Housefull 4
 Pag Ghungroo Baandh
Pag Ghungroo Baandh
Namak Halaal
 Matargashti
Matargashti
Tamasha (2015)
 Angna Mein Baba
Angna Mein Baba
Aankhen (1993)
 Main Kya Karoon Ram
Main Kya Karoon Ram
Sangam
 My Name Is Lakhan
My Name Is Lakhan
Ram Lakhan
 Ram Narayan Baaja Bajata
Ram Narayan Baaja Bajata
Saajan Chale Sasural
 Excuse Me
Excuse Me
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