Sangathan ki shakti hai ... aur akele mein aapki phatti hai

In coalition you have the power ... and you are scared when you are alone

Sharam, laaj, gehna ... in teeno mein se isne kuch nahi pehna

Shyness, reservedness, jewelry ... she doesn't have any of the three

There is only one thing I cannot stand ... is a one night stand

There is only one thing I cannot stand ... is a one night stand

Insaan joh hai bas do nasal ke hote hai ... ek hote hai haraami aur doosre bewakoof

Humans have only two types of breeds ... one is scoundrels and other is fools

Is saal tu paas ho gaya na ... toh main tujhe Cadabury doongi, woh bhi milak ki

If you pass this year ... then I will you a Cadbury (chocolate), and that to a milk one

Jab hum kash lagate hai ... toh hamare dushman gash khakar gir jaate hai

When I take a puff ... then my enemies get surprised and fall down

Telephone uthakar khamosh rehna mardo ka kaam nahi hai

Staying quiet after picking up the telephone is not the work of men

Love wave ka signal pakad, receiver utha, aankrede ghuma ... uske dil ki ghanti bajhegi dekhna

Catch the signal of the wave of love, pick up the receiver, turn the numbers ... and it will ring a bell in her heart

Joh ajnabi desh mein soo gaya ... uska sab kuch kho gaya

One who sleeps in a foreign country ... loses everything

Idhar ja rahe ho yah udhar ja rahe ho ... kidhar bhi ja rahe ho ... sab raasta God ke paas jata hai

Whether you are going here or whether you are going there ... wherever you are going ... all roads lead to God

Mister ka murder ho gaya, murder ka mister ho gaya ... dono milake murder mystery ho gaya

The mister was murdered, the murder became mister ... together it became murder mystery

Aaise mat dekho ... lagta hai marinated murghi ko tandoor dekh raha hai

Don't look at me like this ... it feels like the oven is staring at the marinated chicken

Aao Vijay, baitho aur hamare saath ek scotch piyo ... hum tumhe kha tohdi jaayenge ... vaise bhi hum vegetarian hai

Come Vijay, sit and have a scotch with me ... I won't eat you ... by the way I am a vegetarian

Tu duty kar re ... ungli mat kar!

You do your duty man ... don't poke around!

Next time aisa kuch karenga na ... toh main bol rahi meku zabardast pyar ho jayenga tumhare se ... aur main honthon pe chapka doongi ek do

If you do something like this one more time ... then I'm saying that I'll be totally in love with you ... and I'll stick a couple of kisses on your lips

Bekaar aadmi kuch kiya kar ... kapde udherkar siya kar

Hey useless person, please do something ... tear the clothes and stitch them again

Kisi ne uske khilaf mooh khola na toh ho jaati hai ladai ... style marne ke chakkar mein maine agar kabhi haath khol diye toh beta ho jaati hai pitai

If someone said anything against him then I found fight them ... and if I opened my arms with style then I would get beaten up

Bottle aur aadmi ka rishta pehda hone se lekar marne ke baad tak ka rehta hai ... pehda hone pe kaunsi bottle milti hai ... doodh ki ... uske baad school mein kaunsi bottle milti hai ... water bottle ... phir jawani mein beer bottle ... shaadi ke baad whiskey ki bottle ... aur marne ke baad gangajal ki bottle

The relationship of a bottle and a man exists from birth and lasts even beyond his death ... which bottle does he get when he is born ... milk bottle ... after that which bottle does he get in school ... water bottle ... then a beer bottle when he becomes young ... a whiskey bottle after he gets married ... and after death he gets the bottle of holy water

Saala jisne daru banaya hai uska putla banana chahiye

We should make a statue of the person who invented alcohol

Khichdi ke hai dost char ... dahi, papad, mirchi, aachar

Porridge has four friends ... curd, papadum, pepper, pickle