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# 901

Is baar stage pe na laye angaar ... toh sochna hum sab bangaar


If this time we don't get fire on the stage ... then consider us useless

# 902

Yaad mein nasha karta hoon aur nashe mein yaad karta hoon


I drink when I remember you and I remember you when I am drunk

# 903

Graduate samajh ke humko line maar rahi hai kya?


Are you hitting on me thinking I am a graduate?

# 904

Train mein safar kiya, plane mein safar kiya, caron mein safar kiya ... magar kisi bhi safar ka itna mazaa nahi aaya jitna in baahon ke safar mein aa raha hai


Traveled in a train, traveled in a plane, traveled in cars ... but no journey was as much fun as this journey in your arms is

# 905

Mere peeche itne siyaasi haath hain ... jitne aapke sar pe baal bhi nahin honge


I have so many political hands behind me ... that you don't even have that many hairs on your head

# 906

Shaadi ho gayi hai phir bhi boondiyan loot raha hai saala


Bloody he is married but is still stealing sweets

# 907

Joh dimag se khiskela rehta hai na ... woh heech life mein upar jaata hai


One who is crazy from the brain ... that person becomes successful in life

# 908

Zyada badbad karke, apni zindagi mein maut ki gadbad mat kar


Don't talk to much rubbish, and disorder the death in your life

# 909

Aaise mat dekho ... lagta hai marinated murghi ko tandoor dekh raha hai


Don't look at me like this ... it feels like the oven is staring at the marinated chicken

# 910

Sutli bomb hai yeh ... desi tamancha


She is a twine bomb ... country pistol

# 911

Pressure aa gaya ... pressure aa gaya ... haai pressure aa gaya


Pressure has come ... pressure has come ... oh pressure has come

# 912

Aao Vijay, baitho aur hamare saath ek scotch piyo ... hum tumhe kha tohdi jaayenge ... vaise bhi hum vegetarian hai


Come Vijay, sit and have a scotch with me ... I won't eat you ... by the way I am a vegetarian

# 913

Is baar angrezi mein Barack Obama ki maa bhi tumhe fail nahi kar sakti


This time in English even Barack Obama's mother won't be able to fail you

# 914

Sapne mein matka ... reality mein jhatka ... upar wale tu kahan laake patka


A pot in the dreams ... a jerk in reality ... oh god, where have you thrown me

# 915

Udhar log mitane jaate hai gham ... aur uska naach dekhke nikal jaata hai ache-achon ka dum


People go there to erase their sadness ... and after seeing her dance even the best of the best are left helpless

# 916

Yeh awaaz ek kutte ke mooh se bhi achchi lagegi


This voice will sound good even from a dog's mouth

# 917

Bike ho ya ghar ... handle hamesha apne haath mein ... varna bhabhi kabhi izzat nahi karegi


Be it a bike or home ... one should always keep the handle in their hand ... or else my sister-in-law will never respect you

# 918

Yeh biwiyan mangalsutra pehente hi Kamasutra kyun bhool jati hai


Why do wives forget Kamasutra after wearing the wedding necklace

# 919

Kaash us manoos raat maine nirodh ka virodh nahi kiya hota


I wish I wouldn't have objected against the condom on that inauspicious night

# 920

What Raniji can't ... I can!


What Raniji can't ... I can!

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