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# 901

Kaash us manoos raat maine nirodh ka virodh nahi kiya hota

I wish I wouldn't have objected against the condom on that inauspicious night

Grand Masti

Ritesh Deshmukh

Adult•Comedy
36
# 902

Jab sau kamine marre honge na ... tab bhagwan ne tujhe unki kami poori karne ke liye bheja hoga

When 100 scoundrels must have died ... then God must have sent you to take their place

Commando (2013)

Pooja Chopra

Comedy
36
# 903

Teen baar lagataar fail hona koi mamuli baat nahi hai ... lekin dosto agar mehnat, lagan aur imaandari se koshish ki jaye toh aap sab is mukaam pe pahunch sakte ho

To fail 3 times consecutively is not a small thing ... but friends if you try with hard work, dedication and honesty then you all can get there

Main Hoon Na

Zayed Khan

Comedy•Education•Truth & Honesty
36
# 904

Kaika Dilli hai bhaiya, dil toh hai hi nahi kisi ke paas

What Delhi city is this, no one has a heart here

Run

Vijay Raaz

City & Places•Comedy
36
# 905

Jab koi bachcha nahin sota, to uski maa kehti hai ki ... soja soja soja nahin toh Gogo aa jayega

When a child does not sleep, then the mom says ... sleep sleep sleep otherwise Gogo will come

Andaz Apna Apna

Shakti Kapoor

Comedy•Parents
Play Video
36
# 906

Khatmalo ko maar maar kar khoon jaama karne se ... blood bank nahin ban jaata

By killing bed bugs and collecting their blood ... you can't make a blood bank

Betaaj Badshah

Shatrughan Sinha

Comedy
36
# 907

Sutli bomb hai yeh ... desi tamancha

She is a twine bomb ... country pistol

Ishqiya

Arshad Warsi

Adult•Comedy
Play Video
36
# 908

Liver kidney thoda bahut kharab ho sakta hai ... lekin yeh dil kamaal ka hai

My liver and kidney may be a little defective ... but my heart is wonderful

Yamla Pagla Deewana

Bobby Deol

Romance•Comedy
36
# 909

Har Diwali bonus nahi hota ... har pimple pus nahi hota ... aur har cross Star Plus nahi hota

Every Diwali doesn't have a bonus ... every pimple doesn't have pus ... and every cross doesn't mean it's the Star Plus channel

Golmaal Again

Kunal Khemu

Comedy•Festival
35
# 910

Sapne mein matka ... reality mein jhatka ... upar wale tu kahan laake patka

A pot in the dreams ... a jerk in reality ... oh god, where have you thrown me

Great Grand Masti

Aftab Shivdasani

Comedy
35
# 911

Tu wohi hai joh subah ko office jaata hai aur shaam ko ghar aata hai ... boss ki daant khata hai aur kisi ko nahi batata hai

You're the one who goes to office and comes home in the evening ... the one who gets a scolding from his boss and doesn't tell anyone

Tamasha (2015)

Deepika Padukone

Shayari•Job & Career•Comedy
35
# 912

Pehle daru peeta tha, maar peet karta tha ... toh Singham tha ... maine isse sab kuch chhudake chewing bana diya

First he used to drink alcohol, he used fight ... then he was Singham (lion) ... I made him leave all that and turned him into a chewing gum

Action Jackson

Sonakshi Sinha

Food & Drinks•Animals & Birds•Comedy
35
# 913

Hot ho tum .... arre darr lagta hai mujhe ki kahin touch ho gayi toh jal na jaon main

You're hot ... and I am scared that if I touch you then I might get burnt

Cocktail

Saif Ali Khan

Comedy
35
# 914

Jawani pe chada shabaab aur zor se laga peshaab ... zyada der nahi rukte

Beauty in the youth and the urge to pee ... don't stay long

One Two Three

Manoj Pahwa

Comedy
35
# 915

Abhe tera pichwada hai yah Vijayawada?

Is this your backside or Vijayawada?

Grand Masti

Vivek Oberoi

City & Places•Adult•Comedy
35
# 916

Kutta kitna bhi khatarnak ho jaaye ... sher ki nahi le paata

No matter how dangerous a dog gets ... he cannot take on a tiger

Zila Ghaziabad

Sanjay Dutt

Animals & Birds•Comedy
35
# 917

Yeh dil hai na ... tractor ki engine ki tarah dhadakhta hai

This heart ... beats like a tractors engine

Son Of Sardaar

Sanjay Dutt

Transportation•Comedy
35
# 918

Abe chai mangi thi, parliament se ayegi kya?

I had asked for tea, is it coming from the parliament or what?

Run

Vijay Raaz

Food & Drinks•Comedy•Government
35
# 919

Train mein safar kiya, plane mein safar kiya, caron mein safar kiya ... magar kisi bhi safar ka itna mazaa nahi aaya jitna in baahon ke safar mein aa raha hai

Traveled in a train, traveled in a plane, traveled in cars ... but no journey was as much fun as this journey in your arms is

Zamane Se Kya Darna

Raveena Tandon

Transportation•Romance•Comedy
35
# 920

Yahan par garmi bahut zyada hai ... main apni AC BC DC car mein jaakar beheta hoon

It is very hot here ... I'll go and sit in my AC BC DC car

Coolie No. 1 (1995)

Govinda

Transportation•Comedy•Weather
35
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