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# 901
Earth ki toh lul hi baji hui hai

Earth has become very disappointing

# 902
Is baar stage pe na laye angaar ... toh sochna hum sab bangaar

If this time we don't get fire on the stage ... then consider us useless

# 903
Yaad mein nasha karta hoon aur nashe mein yaad karta hoon

I drink when I remember you and I remember you when I am drunk

# 904
Graduate samajh ke humko line maar rahi hai kya?

Are you hitting on me thinking I am a graduate?

# 905
Train mein safar kiya, plane mein safar kiya, caron mein safar kiya ... magar kisi bhi safar ka itna mazaa nahi aaya jitna in baahon ke safar mein aa raha hai

Traveled in a train, traveled in a plane, traveled in cars ... but no journey was as much fun as this journey in your arms is

# 906
Mere peeche itne siyaasi haath hain ... jitne aapke sar pe baal bhi nahin honge

I have so many political hands behind me ... that you don't even have that many hairs on your head

# 907
Shaadi ho gayi hai phir bhi boondiyan loot raha hai saala

Bloody he is married but is still stealing sweets

# 908
Joh dimag se khiskela rehta hai na ... woh heech life mein upar jaata hai

One who is crazy from the brain ... that person becomes successful in life

# 909
Zyada badbad karke, apni zindagi mein maut ki gadbad mat kar

Don't talk to much rubbish, and disorder the death in your life

# 910
Aaise mat dekho ... lagta hai marinated murghi ko tandoor dekh raha hai

Don't look at me like this ... it feels like the oven is staring at the marinated chicken

# 911
Sutli bomb hai yeh ... desi tamancha

She is a twine bomb ... country pistol

# 912
Pressure aa gaya ... pressure aa gaya ... haai pressure aa gaya

Pressure has come ... pressure has come ... oh pressure has come

# 913
Is baar angrezi mein Barack Obama ki maa bhi tumhe fail nahi kar sakti

This time in English even Barack Obama's mother won't be able to fail you

# 914
Sapne mein matka ... reality mein jhatka ... upar wale tu kahan laake patka

A pot in the dreams ... a jerk in reality ... oh god, where have you thrown me

# 915
Udhar log mitane jaate hai gham ... aur uska naach dekhke nikal jaata hai ache-achon ka dum

People go there to erase their sadness ... and after seeing her dance even the best of the best are left helpless

# 916
Yeh awaaz ek kutte ke mooh se bhi achchi lagegi

This voice will sound good even from a dog's mouth

# 917
Bike ho ya ghar ... handle hamesha apne haath mein ... varna bhabhi kabhi izzat nahi karegi

Be it a bike or home ... one should always keep the handle in their hand ... or else my sister-in-law will never respect you

# 918
Yeh biwiyan mangalsutra pehente hi Kamasutra kyun bhool jati hai

Why do wives forget Kamasutra after wearing the wedding necklace

# 919
Kaash us manoos raat maine nirodh ka virodh nahi kiya hota

I wish I wouldn't have objected against the condom on that inauspicious night

# 920
What Raniji can't ... I can!

What Raniji can't ... I can!

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