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# 901

Is baar stage pe na laye angaar ... toh sochna hum sab bangaar

If this time we don't get fire on the stage ... then consider us useless

ABCD: Any Body Can Dance

Unknown

Comedy
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# 902

Yaad mein nasha karta hoon aur nashe mein yaad karta hoon

I drink when I remember you and I remember you when I am drunk

Guide

Dev Anand

Food & Drinks•Comedy
38
# 903

Graduate samajh ke humko line maar rahi hai kya?

Are you hitting on me thinking I am a graduate?

Run

Vijay Raaz

Education•Comedy
38
# 904

Train mein safar kiya, plane mein safar kiya, caron mein safar kiya ... magar kisi bhi safar ka itna mazaa nahi aaya jitna in baahon ke safar mein aa raha hai

Traveled in a train, traveled in a plane, traveled in cars ... but no journey was as much fun as this journey in your arms is

Zamane Se Kya Darna

Raveena Tandon

Transportation•Romance•Comedy
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# 905

Mere peeche itne siyaasi haath hain ... jitne aapke sar pe baal bhi nahin honge

I have so many political hands behind me ... that you don't even have that many hairs on your head

Loha

Ishrat Ali

Politics•Comedy
38
# 906

Shaadi ho gayi hai phir bhi boondiyan loot raha hai saala

Bloody he is married but is still stealing sweets

Thank You

Akshay Kumar

Marriage & Wedding•Comedy
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38
# 907

Joh dimag se khiskela rehta hai na ... woh heech life mein upar jaata hai

One who is crazy from the brain ... that person becomes successful in life

Lafangey Parindey

Deepika Padukone

Life•Comedy
Play Video
38
# 908

Zyada badbad karke, apni zindagi mein maut ki gadbad mat kar

Don't talk to much rubbish, and disorder the death in your life

Gunda

Mohan Joshi

Comedy•Life•Death
38
# 909

Aaise mat dekho ... lagta hai marinated murghi ko tandoor dekh raha hai

Don't look at me like this ... it feels like the oven is staring at the marinated chicken

The Dirty Picture

Vidya Balan

Food & Drinks•Adult•Comedy
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38
# 910

Sutli bomb hai yeh ... desi tamancha

She is a twine bomb ... country pistol

Ishqiya

Arshad Warsi

Adult•Comedy
Play Video
38
# 911

Pressure aa gaya ... pressure aa gaya ... haai pressure aa gaya

Pressure has come ... pressure has come ... oh pressure has come

Hera Pheri (2000)

Akshay Kumar

Comedy
38
# 912

Aao Vijay, baitho aur hamare saath ek scotch piyo ... hum tumhe kha tohdi jaayenge ... vaise bhi hum vegetarian hai

Come Vijay, sit and have a scotch with me ... I won't eat you ... by the way I am a vegetarian

Zanjeer (1973)

Ajit Khan

Food & Drinks•Comedy
38
# 913

Is baar angrezi mein Barack Obama ki maa bhi tumhe fail nahi kar sakti

This time in English even Barack Obama's mother won't be able to fail you

Jolly LLB 2

Akshay Kumar

Comedy•Parents
37
# 914

Sapne mein matka ... reality mein jhatka ... upar wale tu kahan laake patka

A pot in the dreams ... a jerk in reality ... oh god, where have you thrown me

Great Grand Masti

Aftab Shivdasani

Comedy
37
# 915

Udhar log mitane jaate hai gham ... aur uska naach dekhke nikal jaata hai ache-achon ka dum

People go there to erase their sadness ... and after seeing her dance even the best of the best are left helpless

Judge Mujrim

Johnny Lever

Dance•Sadness•Comedy
37
# 916

Yeh awaaz ek kutte ke mooh se bhi achchi lagegi

This voice will sound good even from a dog's mouth

Shamitabh

Amitabh Bachchan

Animals & Birds•Comedy
Play Video
37
# 917

Bike ho ya ghar ... handle hamesha apne haath mein ... varna bhabhi kabhi izzat nahi karegi

Be it a bike or home ... one should always keep the handle in their hand ... or else my sister-in-law will never respect you

Rab Ne Bana Di Jodi

Vinay Pathak

Transportation•House•Comedy
Play Video
37
# 918

Yeh biwiyan mangalsutra pehente hi Kamasutra kyun bhool jati hai

Why do wives forget Kamasutra after wearing the wedding necklace

Grand Masti

Vivek Oberoi

Husband & Wife•Adult•Comedy
Play Video
37
# 919

Kaash us manoos raat maine nirodh ka virodh nahi kiya hota

I wish I wouldn't have objected against the condom on that inauspicious night

Grand Masti

Ritesh Deshmukh

Adult•Comedy
37
# 920

What Raniji can't ... I can!

What Raniji can't ... I can!

Chashme Baddoor (2013)

Ali Zafar

Comedy
37
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