Earth ki toh lul hi baji hui hai

Is baar stage pe na laye angaar ... toh sochna hum sab bangaar

Yaad mein nasha karta hoon aur nashe mein yaad karta hoon

Graduate samajh ke humko line maar rahi hai kya?

Train mein safar kiya, plane mein safar kiya, caron mein safar kiya ... magar kisi bhi safar ka itna mazaa nahi aaya jitna in baahon ke safar mein aa raha hai

Mere peeche itne siyaasi haath hain ... jitne aapke sar pe baal bhi nahin honge

Shaadi ho gayi hai phir bhi boondiyan loot raha hai saala

Joh dimag se khiskela rehta hai na ... woh heech life mein upar jaata hai

Zyada badbad karke, apni zindagi mein maut ki gadbad mat kar

Aaise mat dekho ... lagta hai marinated murghi ko tandoor dekh raha hai

Sutli bomb hai yeh ... desi tamancha

Pressure aa gaya ... pressure aa gaya ... haai pressure aa gaya

Is baar angrezi mein Barack Obama ki maa bhi tumhe fail nahi kar sakti

Sapne mein matka ... reality mein jhatka ... upar wale tu kahan laake patka

Udhar log mitane jaate hai gham ... aur uska naach dekhke nikal jaata hai ache-achon ka dum

Yeh awaaz ek kutte ke mooh se bhi achchi lagegi

Bike ho ya ghar ... handle hamesha apne haath mein ... varna bhabhi kabhi izzat nahi karegi

Yeh biwiyan mangalsutra pehente hi Kamasutra kyun bhool jati hai

Kaash us manoos raat maine nirodh ka virodh nahi kiya hota

What Raniji can't ... I can!