Kabhi aadmi leke nikalta hai, kabhi kutte leke ... akele nikla kar ... mard hone ka ehsaas ho jayega

Isse bachane mein mera koi fayda nahi ... aur tujhe todh daalne mein mera koi nuksaan nahi

Main baat se zaat jaan jaata hoon ... aur harkato se aukaad

Ladki ka peecha chhod de varna tere itne aadmi marenge ... ki tujh jaisa tenth fail lashein bhi nahi gin payega

Joh apne peeche nishaan chhodte hai ... aksar unka naam aur nishaan mitt jaata hai

Joh log sirf tamasha dekhte hai ... unka aksar tamasha ban jaata hai

Expiry date aa gayi hai teri

Logon ke toh kapde istri kiye hue hote hai ... tumhara toh chehra hi istri kiya hua hai

Assi phutenge nahi ... assi kutenge!

Jab sau kamine marre honge na ... tab bhagwan ne tujhe unki kami poori karne ke liye bheja hoga

Banda jitna teda haunda hai na ... usko seedha karke maarne mein utna hi maaza aata hai