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# 921
Apne dil ke detergent se saare gile shikve saaf kar dijiye
Wipe all the complaints using the detergent of your heart

Chashme Baddoor (2013)

Divyendu Sharma

Comedy
37
# 922
Kya figure hai yaar ... na ek millimeter idhar na ek millimeter udhar ... upar waale ne bhi cold coffee peete hue banaya hoga yeh garma garam piece
What a figure she has ... not a millimeter here and not a millimeter there ... God must have made this hot piece while drinking cold coffee

Aitraaz

Vivek Shauq

Adult•Food & Drinks•Comedy
37
# 923
Bhagwan ko malum tha ki aadmi saala kuch kare na kare lekin daru zaroor piyega ... isiliye usne aadmi ko ek dimag, ek thopda, ek dil de diya ... lekin kidney do de diya, ki agar ek kharab ho jaye toh aadmi doosri se apna kaam chalata rahe
God knew it that whether a man does anything or not, he will drink alcohol for sure ... that's why he gave a man one mind, one face, one heart ... but he gave two kidneys, so that if one goes bad then the man can still function with the other one

Run

Vijay Raaz

Food & Drinks•Comedy•Religion & God
37
# 924
Abe chai mangi thi, parliament se ayegi kya?
I had asked for tea, is it coming from the parliament or what?

Run

Vijay Raaz

Food & Drinks•Comedy•Government
37
# 925
Jab aap log zindagi ki mauj mein the ... tab hum fauj mein the
When you guys were having fun in life ... at that time I was in the military

Rascals

Ajay Devgan

Comedy•Life
37
# 926
Jis tarah dehle ke pehle nehla aata hai ... vaise hi guru ke pehle chela aata hai
Like 9 comes before 10 ... just like that a pupil comes before his teacher

Golmaal Again

Sanjay Mishra

Comedy
36
# 927
Har Diwali bonus nahi hota ... har pimple pus nahi hota ... aur har cross Star Plus nahi hota
Every Diwali doesn't have a bonus ... every pimple doesn't have pus ... and every cross doesn't mean it's the Star Plus channel

Golmaal Again

Kunal Khemu

Comedy•Festival
36
# 928
Pehle line mein honesty ... doosre line mein molesty
Honesty in the first line ... and molesty in the second line

Judwaa 2

Varun Dhawan

Truth & Honesty•Comedy
36
# 929
Dil ka door bada hona chahiye ... windows toh computer mein bhi hai
The door of the heart must be big ... since even computers have windows

Housefull 3

Boman Irani

Technology & Science•Comedy
36
# 930
Tu wohi hai joh subah ko office jaata hai aur shaam ko ghar aata hai ... boss ki daant khata hai aur kisi ko nahi batata hai
You're the one who goes to office and comes home in the evening ... the one who gets a scolding from his boss and doesn't tell anyone

Tamasha (2015)

Deepika Padukone

Shayari•Job & Career•Comedy
36
# 931
Bottle aur aadmi ka rishta pehda hone se lekar marne ke baad tak ka rehta hai ... pehda hone pe kaunsi bottle milti hai ... doodh ki ... uske baad school mein kaunsi bottle milti hai ... water bottle ... phir jawani mein beer bottle ... shaadi ke baad whiskey ki bottle ... aur marne ke baad gangajal ki bottle
The relationship of a bottle and a man exists from birth and lasts even beyond his death ... which bottle does he get when he is born ... milk bottle ... after that which bottle does he get in school ... water bottle ... then a beer bottle when he becomes young ... a whiskey bottle after he gets married ... and after death he gets the bottle of holy water

Kuch Kuch Locha Hai

Ram Kapoor

Men•Food & Drinks•Comedy
36
# 932
Hing ki baas aur prem ka vaas ... chupaye nahi chupta
The smell of Asafetida and the desire in love ... cannot be hidden

Bhool Bhulaiyaa

Unknown

Food & Drinks•Comedy
36
# 933
Agar tujh mein dum hai saaki toh Qutub Minar ko hilake dikha ... agar dum nahi hai toh mere naal beht, do goont maar ... aur Qutub Minar ko hilta dekh
My friend if you think you have the power to shake the Qutub Minar then show me ... and if you don't have the power then sit with me, take a couple of sips ... and you'll see the Qutub Minar shaking

Mela

Johnny Lever

Shayari•Comedy•Food & Drinks
36
# 934
Hamesha saath saath since our teens ... always wear purani jeans
We've always been together since our teens ... always wear old jeans

Purani Jeans

Unknown

Clothes & Shoes•Friendship•Comedy
Play Video
36
# 935
Dekh ke darr gaya ... ya darr ke dekh raha hai?
Are you scared after looking ... or are you looking at me scared?

Rowdy Rathore

Akshay Kumar

Comedy
Play Video
36
# 936
Oye faulad ki aulad
Hey you son of steel

Rowdy Rathore

Akshay Kumar

Rowdyism•Comedy
Play Video
36
# 937
Har kamyaab aadmi ke peeche ek aurat ka haath hota hai ... kyun ki auratein nakamyaab aadmiyon ke peeche nahi bhaagti
Behind every successful man there is a woman ... because women don't run behind unsuccessful men

Hum Tum

Unknown

Men•Women•Comedy
36
# 938
Mujhe toh nihayati khurrat plus kamini honhaar biwi chahiye
I want a truly shrewd, bitchy and smart wife

Ready

Salman Khan

Husband & Wife•Comedy
Play Video
36
# 939
Bina izzat ki bhaigiri ... matlab bina Meena Kumari ke Pakeezah
Bullying without respect ... is like the movie Pakeezah without Meena Kumari

Loot

Mahesh Manjrekar

Comedy•Rowdyism
Play Video
36
# 940
Tu hamesha correct baat bol deti hai jaaneman
Oh my love you always say the correct thing

Love Aaj Kal (2009)

Saif Ali Khan

Comedy
Play Video
36
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Phata Poster Nikhla Hero
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Tune Abhi Dekha Nahin - II
Do Aur Do Paanch
 Khoon Choos Le
Khoon Choos Le
Go Goa Gone
 Chal Mere Bhai
Chal Mere Bhai
Naseeb (1981)
 Bade Miya Deewane
Bade Miya Deewane
Shagird
 Maine Paidal Se Ja Raha Tha
Maine Paidal Se Ja Raha Tha
Hero No. 1
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Do You Wanna Partner
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 Cheenti Pahad Chadhe
Cheenti Pahad Chadhe
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