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# 921

Apne dil ke detergent se saare gile shikve saaf kar dijiye

Wipe all the complaints using the detergent of your heart

Chashme Baddoor (2013)

Divyendu Sharma

Comedy

# 922

Kya figure hai yaar ... na ek millimeter idhar na ek millimeter udhar ... upar waale ne bhi cold coffee peete hue banaya hoga yeh garma garam piece

What a figure she has ... not a millimeter here and not a millimeter there ... God must have made this hot piece while drinking cold coffee

Aitraaz

Vivek Shauq

Adult•Food & Drinks•Comedy

# 923

Bhagwan ko malum tha ki aadmi saala kuch kare na kare lekin daru zaroor piyega ... isiliye usne aadmi ko ek dimag, ek thopda, ek dil de diya ... lekin kidney do de diya, ki agar ek kharab ho jaye toh aadmi doosri se apna kaam chalata rahe

God knew it that whether a man does anything or not, he will drink alcohol for sure ... that's why he gave a man one mind, one face, one heart ... but he gave two kidneys, so that if one goes bad then the man can still function with the other one

Run

Vijay Raaz

Food & Drinks•Comedy•Religion & God

# 924

Abe chai mangi thi, parliament se ayegi kya?

I had asked for tea, is it coming from the parliament or what?

Run

Vijay Raaz

Food & Drinks•Comedy•Government

# 925

Jab aap log zindagi ki mauj mein the ... tab hum fauj mein the

When you guys were having fun in life ... at that time I was in the military

Rascals

Ajay Devgan

Comedy•Life

# 926

Jis tarah dehle ke pehle nehla aata hai ... vaise hi guru ke pehle chela aata hai

Like 9 comes before 10 ... just like that a pupil comes before his teacher

Golmaal Again

Sanjay Mishra

Comedy

# 927

Pehle line mein honesty ... doosre line mein molesty

Honesty in the first line ... and molesty in the second line

Judwaa 2

Varun Dhawan

Truth & Honesty•Comedy

# 928

Dil ka door bada hona chahiye ... windows toh computer mein bhi hai

The door of the heart must be big ... since even computers have windows

Housefull 3

Boman Irani

Technology & Science•Comedy

# 929

Tu wohi hai joh subah ko office jaata hai aur shaam ko ghar aata hai ... boss ki daant khata hai aur kisi ko nahi batata hai

You're the one who goes to office and comes home in the evening ... the one who gets a scolding from his boss and doesn't tell anyone

Tamasha (2015)

Deepika Padukone

Shayari•Job & Career•Comedy

# 930

Bottle aur aadmi ka rishta pehda hone se lekar marne ke baad tak ka rehta hai ... pehda hone pe kaunsi bottle milti hai ... doodh ki ... uske baad school mein kaunsi bottle milti hai ... water bottle ... phir jawani mein beer bottle ... shaadi ke baad whiskey ki bottle ... aur marne ke baad gangajal ki bottle

The relationship of a bottle and a man exists from birth and lasts even beyond his death ... which bottle does he get when he is born ... milk bottle ... after that which bottle does he get in school ... water bottle ... then a beer bottle when he becomes young ... a whiskey bottle after he gets married ... and after death he gets the bottle of holy water

Kuch Kuch Locha Hai

Ram Kapoor

Men•Food & Drinks•Comedy

# 931

Hing ki baas aur prem ka vaas ... chupaye nahi chupta

The smell of Asafetida and the desire in love ... cannot be hidden

Bhool Bhulaiyaa

Unknown

Food & Drinks•Comedy

# 932

Agar tujh mein dum hai saaki toh Qutub Minar ko hilake dikha ... agar dum nahi hai toh mere naal beht, do goont maar ... aur Qutub Minar ko hilta dekh

My friend if you think you have the power to shake the Qutub Minar then show me ... and if you don't have the power then sit with me, take a couple of sips ... and you'll see the Qutub Minar shaking

Mela

Johnny Lever

Shayari•Comedy•Food & Drinks