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# 921

Shaadi ho gayi hai phir bhi boondiyan loot raha hai saala

Bloody he is married but is still stealing sweets

Thank You

Akshay Kumar

Marriage & Wedding•Comedy
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# 922

Doobara agar mujhe haath lagaya, toh haath kaat ke aaisi jagah ghusa doonga ... ki zindagi bhar khana bhi mooh se padega ... aur nikalna bhi

If you touch me again, then I will cut your hand and push it in such a place ... that for lifetime you will have to eat from your mouth ... and remove also

Masti

Ajay Devgan

Adult•Comedy•Life
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# 923

Zyada badbad karke, apni zindagi mein maut ki gadbad mat kar

Don't talk to much rubbish, and disorder the death in your life

Gunda

Mohan Joshi

Comedy•Life•Death
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# 924

Is baar angrezi mein Barack Obama ki maa bhi tumhe fail nahi kar sakti

This time in English even Barack Obama's mother won't be able to fail you

Jolly LLB 2

Akshay Kumar

Comedy•Parents
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# 925

Kabhi kabhi jab logon ko kuch samajh na aaye ... toh usse moden art keh dete hai

Sometimes when people don't understand anything ... then we call it modern art

Baar Baar Dekho

Katrina Kaif

Comedy
34
# 926

Hamare zamane mein ladkiyan apni shaadi ki baat sunke sharm ke maare bhaag jaati thi ... aur aaj kal toh ladkiyan ghar se bhaag jaati hai phir bhi nahi sharmati

In the old days girls used to feel shy and run away when they heard about her marriage ... and these days girls run away from their houses and they still don't feel shy

Kis Kisko Pyaar Karoon

Kapil Sharma

Women•Comedy
34
# 927

Body ka kya hai ... aaj dubli kal moti ... thinking mein-hich honi chahiye na beauty

What is it about the body ... today it's slim tomorrow it'll be fat ... but there should be beauty in the thought itself

Daawat-e-Ishq

Parineeti Chopra

Comedy
34
# 928

Main characterless zaroor hoon ... lekin itna bhi less nahi

I'm definitely characterless ... but not so much less

Yuvvraaj

Salman Khan

Comedy
34
# 929

Mujhe smart logon se sakht nafrat hai

I really hate smart people

Holiday

Unknown

Comedy
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# 930

Talwar ki ladai talwar se, pyar ki ladai pyar se, aur bekaar ki ladai sarkar se

A sword fights with a sword, love fights with love, and a jobless person fights with the government

Muqaddar Ka Sikandar

Vinod Khanna

Job & Career•Government•Comedy
34
# 931

Har kamyaab aadmi ke peeche ek aurat ka haath hota hai ... kyun ki auratein nakamyaab aadmiyon ke peeche nahi bhaagti

Behind every successful man there is a woman ... because women don't run behind unsuccessful men

Hum Tum

Unknown

Men•Women•Comedy
34
# 932

Dhanda karte hai chote log ... bade log karte hai business

Small people trade ... big people do business

Khel

Ajay Jadeja

Business•Comedy
34
# 933

Ladki ko maane Lakshmi, phir bhi ladka hi laage pyara ... ek ladke ki khatir, pehda kardi ladki gyarah

They believe that a girl is (Goddess) Lakshmi, but still they like a boy ... in order to have a son, they have given birth to eleven daughters

Mann

Sharmila Tagore

Shayari•Comedy
34
# 934

Taarif mein gaali de rahe ho yah gaali mein taarif kar rahe ho

Are you cursing me in a praise or are you praising me in a curse

The Dirty Picture

Vidya Balan

Comedy
34
# 935

Jab aap log zindagi ki mauj mein the ... tab hum fauj mein the

When you guys were having fun in life ... at that time I was in the military

Rascals

Ajay Devgan

Comedy•Life
34
# 936

Samajhta nahi hai yaar

Why don't you understand my friend

Raja Babu

Shakti Kapoor

Comedy
34
# 937

Pata hai umeed ki height kya hai ... samundar ke kinare tatti karta hua lula ... is umeed mein ki lehrein aake dho dengi

Do you what's the height of hope ... a man without hands shitting on the shore of the ocean ... in hopes that the waves will come and wash him

Marjaavaan

Ritesh Deshmukh

Comedy
33
# 938

Do saal mein, chaubees mahino mein, 104 hafton mein, 102 hafte rulaya hai isne ... ek hafta per saal ki khushi ka average kaunsi relationship mein hota hai

Out of 2 years, out of 24 months, out of 104 weeks, she has made you cry 102 weeks ... which relationship has the happiness average of one week per year

Sonu Ke Titu Ki Sweety

Kartik Aaryan

Comedy•Happiness
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# 939

Dil ka door bada hona chahiye ... windows toh computer mein bhi hai

The door of the heart must be big ... since even computers have windows

Housefull 3

Boman Irani

Technology & Science•Comedy
33
# 940

Duniya mein do hi cheezon ki keemat hai ... ek zameeno ki, doosri kameeno ki

There are only two things that have a value in this world ... one land and other rascals

Welcome Back

Nana Patekar

Comedy
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