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# 961

There is only one thing I cannot stand ... is a one night stand


There is only one thing I cannot stand ... is a one night stand

# 962

Is saal tu paas ho gaya na ... toh main tujhe Cadabury doongi, woh bhi milak ki


If you pass this year ... then I will you a Cadbury (chocolate), and that to a milk one

# 963

Love wave ka signal pakad, receiver utha, aankrede ghuma ... uske dil ki ghanti bajhegi dekhna


Catch the signal of the wave of love, pick up the receiver, turn the numbers ... and it will ring a bell in her heart

# 964

Mere aadmi daulat khaate hai, daulat peete hai, daulat jeete hai, daulat soote hai


My people eat money, drink money, live money, sleep money

# 965

Umar sari guzari par kisi ne aaise nahi pachhada ... tujhko milke aaisa laga oh jaanam, jaise main hoon ek chaddi aur tu mera nara


My age is over but no one has ever knocked me like this ... oh dear after meeting you it feels like, I am one short and you are my thread

# 966

Idhar ja rahe ho yah udhar ja rahe ho ... kidhar bhi ja rahe ho ... sab raasta God ke paas jata hai


Whether you are going here or whether you are going there ... wherever you are going ... all roads lead to God

# 967

Mister ka murder ho gaya, murder ka mister ho gaya ... dono milake murder mystery ho gaya


The mister was murdered, the murder became mister ... together it became murder mystery

# 968

Susu karne ke liye ... khud hi chhadi utaarni padti hai


To pee ... one has to himself drop his pants

# 969

Do saal mein, chaubees mahino mein, 104 hafton mein, 102 hafte rulaya hai isne ... ek hafta per saal ki khushi ka average kaunsi relationship mein hota hai


Out of 2 years, out of 24 months, out of 104 weeks, she has made you cry 102 weeks ... which relationship has the happiness average of one week per year

# 970

Tujhe samjhana jaise haathi ko chaddi pehnana hai


Explaining something to you is as tough as making an elephant wear an underwear

# 971

Kabhi kabhi jab logon ko kuch samajh na aaye ... toh usse moden art keh dete hai


Sometimes when people don't understand anything ... then we call it modern art

# 972

Kabhi kabhi mere dil mein khayal aata hai ... itni zor se aata hai ki pant mein hi ho jaata hai


Sometimes a thought comes in my mind ... it comes with such a force that I pee in my pants

# 973

Hamare zamane mein ladkiyan apni shaadi ki baat sunke sharm ke maare bhaag jaati thi ... aur aaj kal toh ladkiyan ghar se bhaag jaati hai phir bhi nahi sharmati


In the old days girls used to feel shy and run away when they heard about her marriage ... and these days girls run away from their houses and they still don't feel shy

# 974

Aaisa kabhi nahi hoga ki tum do lakh kama rahe ho ... aur woh maa baap ke pressure mein pachaas hazar waale se shaadi karle


This will never happen where you're making 200,000 ... and under pressure from her parents she marries someone who makes only 50,000

# 975

Body ka kya hai ... aaj dubli kal moti ... thinking mein-hich honi chahiye na beauty


What is it about the body ... today it's slim tomorrow it'll be fat ... but there should be beauty in the thought itself

# 976

Main characterless zaroor hoon ... lekin itna bhi less nahi


I'm definitely characterless ... but not so much less

# 977

Jahan na pahunche rail gaadi wahan pahunche bail gaadi ... jahan na pahunche bail gaadi wahan pahunche Marwadi


A bullock cart can reach where a train can't ... and a Marwadi can reach where a bullock cart can't

# 978

Hindustan ki pavitra dharti par pehda hokar ... gadhe ki tarah mehnat karke, kutte ki tarah jeena chhodkar ... chori chakari kar raha hai?


Being born on the holy land of India ... after working hard like a donkey, and leaving the life of a dog ... instead you are stealing?

# 979

Mujhe smart logon se sakht nafrat hai


I really hate smart people

# 980

Rehna hai raho, jaana hai jao ... I don't give a crocodile's ass


Stay or leave, it's your wish ... I don't give a crocodile's ass

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