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# 961
Ughta hua suraj aur bhaagta hua tees maar khan ... dono kabhi kisi ke haath nahi aate
The rising sun and the great one running ... both cannot be caught

Tees Maar Khan

Akshay Kumar

Comedy
35
# 962
See you all in the morning ... my babes are calling
See you all in the morning ... my babes are calling

Dil Toh Baccha Hai Ji

Emraan Hashmi

Adult•Comedy
35
# 963
There is only one thing I cannot stand ... is a one night stand
There is only one thing I cannot stand ... is a one night stand

Partner

Salman Khan

Comedy•Adult
35
# 964
Is saal tu paas ho gaya na ... toh main tujhe Cadabury doongi, woh bhi milak ki
If you pass this year ... then I will you a Cadbury (chocolate), and that to a milk one

Main Hoon Na

Bindu

Food & Drinks•Education•Comedy
35
# 965
Jis din main koi gori titli dekh leta hoon na ... mere khoon mein sehkado kaale kutte ek saath bhaukne lagte hai
The day when I see a white girl ... several black dogs start barking in my blood simultaneously

Shahenshah

Amrish Puri

Comedy•Animals & Birds
Play Video
35
# 966
Love wave ka signal pakad, receiver utha, aankrede ghuma ... uske dil ki ghanti bajhegi dekhna
Catch the signal of the wave of love, pick up the receiver, turn the numbers ... and it will ring a bell in her heart

Rehnaa Hai Terre Dil Mein

Vrajesh Hirjee

Technology & Science•Comedy•Romance
35
# 967
Mere aadmi daulat khaate hai, daulat peete hai, daulat jeete hai, daulat soote hai
My people eat money, drink money, live money, sleep money

Elaan-E-Jung

Sadashiv Amrapurkar

Money•Comedy
35
# 968
Umar sari guzari par kisi ne aaise nahi pachhada ... tujhko milke aaisa laga oh jaanam, jaise main hoon ek chaddi aur tu mera nara
My age is over but no one has ever knocked me like this ... oh dear after meeting you it feels like, I am one short and you are my thread

Mann

Unknown

Shayari•Comedy•Clothes & Shoes
35
# 969
Idhar ja rahe ho yah udhar ja rahe ho ... kidhar bhi ja rahe ho ... sab raasta God ke paas jata hai
Whether you are going here or whether you are going there ... wherever you are going ... all roads lead to God

Kabhi Haan Kabhi Naa

Naseeruddin Shah

Comedy•Religion & God
Play Video
35
# 970
Mister ka murder ho gaya, murder ka mister ho gaya ... dono milake murder mystery ho gaya
The mister was murdered, the murder became mister ... together it became murder mystery

Yaarana (1981)

Amitabh Bachchan

Comedy
35
# 971
Susu karne ke liye ... khud hi chhadi utaarni padti hai
To pee ... one has to himself drop his pants

Golmaal 3

Kunal Khemu

Comedy•Clothes & Shoes
35
# 972
Do saal mein, chaubees mahino mein, 104 hafton mein, 102 hafte rulaya hai isne ... ek hafta per saal ki khushi ka average kaunsi relationship mein hota hai
Out of 2 years, out of 24 months, out of 104 weeks, she has made you cry 102 weeks ... which relationship has the happiness average of one week per year

Sonu Ke Titu Ki Sweety

Kartik Aaryan

Comedy•Happiness
Play Video
34
# 973
Tujhe samjhana jaise haathi ko chaddi pehnana hai
Explaining something to you is as tough as making an elephant wear an underwear

Rangoon

Shahid Kapoor

Comedy•Animals & Birds•Clothes & Shoes
Play Video
34
# 974
Kabhi kabhi jab logon ko kuch samajh na aaye ... toh usse moden art keh dete hai
Sometimes when people don't understand anything ... then we call it modern art

Baar Baar Dekho

Katrina Kaif

Comedy
34
# 975
Kabhi kabhi mere dil mein khayal aata hai ... itni zor se aata hai ki pant mein hi ho jaata hai
Sometimes a thought comes in my mind ... it comes with such a force that I pee in my pants

Tamasha (2015)

Ranbir Kapoor

Clothes & Shoes•Comedy
34
# 976
Hamare zamane mein ladkiyan apni shaadi ki baat sunke sharm ke maare bhaag jaati thi ... aur aaj kal toh ladkiyan ghar se bhaag jaati hai phir bhi nahi sharmati
In the old days girls used to feel shy and run away when they heard about her marriage ... and these days girls run away from their houses and they still don't feel shy

Kis Kisko Pyaar Karoon

Kapil Sharma

Women•Comedy
34
# 977
Body ka kya hai ... aaj dubli kal moti ... thinking mein-hich honi chahiye na beauty
What is it about the body ... today it's slim tomorrow it'll be fat ... but there should be beauty in the thought itself

Daawat-e-Ishq

Parineeti Chopra

Comedy
34
# 978
Main characterless zaroor hoon ... lekin itna bhi less nahi
I'm definitely characterless ... but not so much less

Yuvvraaj

Salman Khan

Comedy
34
# 979
Jahan na pahunche rail gaadi wahan pahunche bail gaadi ... jahan na pahunche bail gaadi wahan pahunche Marwadi
A bullock cart can reach where a train can't ... and a Marwadi can reach where a bullock cart can't

Bullett Raja

Gulshan Grover

Transportation•Comedy
34
# 980
Hindustan ki pavitra dharti par pehda hokar ... gadhe ki tarah mehnat karke, kutte ki tarah jeena chhodkar ... chori chakari kar raha hai?
Being born on the holy land of India ... after working hard like a donkey, and leaving the life of a dog ... instead you are stealing?

Judwaa

Salman Khan

Animals & Birds•Comedy
Play Video
34
Songs - Comedy
Gup Chup Gup Chup
Gup Chup Gup Chup
Karan Arjun
 Tum Tata Ho Ya Birla
Tum Tata Ho Ya Birla
Chor Machaaye Shor
Kehta Hai Joker Sara Zamana
Mera Naam Joker
 Tum Par Hum Hai Atke Yaara
Tum Par Hum Hai Atke Yaara
Pyaar Kiya To Darna Kya
M Bole To
Munna Bhai MBBS
Tayyab Ali Pyar Ka Dushman
Amar Akbar Anthony
 Cheenti Pahad Chadhe
Cheenti Pahad Chadhe
Haseena Maan Jaayegi
 Chhote Chhote Tamashe
Chhote Chhote Tamashe
Sanam Re
 Angna Mein Baba
Angna Mein Baba
Aankhen (1993)
 Main Toh Raste Se Ja Raha Tha
Main Toh Raste Se Ja Raha Tha
Coolie No. 1 (1995)

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