There is only one thing I cannot stand ... is a one night stand

Is saal tu paas ho gaya na ... toh main tujhe Cadabury doongi, woh bhi milak ki

Love wave ka signal pakad, receiver utha, aankrede ghuma ... uske dil ki ghanti bajhegi dekhna

Mere aadmi daulat khaate hai, daulat peete hai, daulat jeete hai, daulat soote hai

Umar sari guzari par kisi ne aaise nahi pachhada ... tujhko milke aaisa laga oh jaanam, jaise main hoon ek chaddi aur tu mera nara

Idhar ja rahe ho yah udhar ja rahe ho ... kidhar bhi ja rahe ho ... sab raasta God ke paas jata hai

Mister ka murder ho gaya, murder ka mister ho gaya ... dono milake murder mystery ho gaya

Susu karne ke liye ... khud hi chhadi utaarni padti hai

Do saal mein, chaubees mahino mein, 104 hafton mein, 102 hafte rulaya hai isne ... ek hafta per saal ki khushi ka average kaunsi relationship mein hota hai

Tujhe samjhana jaise haathi ko chaddi pehnana hai

Kabhi kabhi jab logon ko kuch samajh na aaye ... toh usse moden art keh dete hai

Kabhi kabhi mere dil mein khayal aata hai ... itni zor se aata hai ki pant mein hi ho jaata hai

Hamare zamane mein ladkiyan apni shaadi ki baat sunke sharm ke maare bhaag jaati thi ... aur aaj kal toh ladkiyan ghar se bhaag jaati hai phir bhi nahi sharmati

Aaisa kabhi nahi hoga ki tum do lakh kama rahe ho ... aur woh maa baap ke pressure mein pachaas hazar waale se shaadi karle

Body ka kya hai ... aaj dubli kal moti ... thinking mein-hich honi chahiye na beauty

Main characterless zaroor hoon ... lekin itna bhi less nahi

Jahan na pahunche rail gaadi wahan pahunche bail gaadi ... jahan na pahunche bail gaadi wahan pahunche Marwadi

Hindustan ki pavitra dharti par pehda hokar ... gadhe ki tarah mehnat karke, kutte ki tarah jeena chhodkar ... chori chakari kar raha hai?

Mujhe smart logon se sakht nafrat hai

Rehna hai raho, jaana hai jao ... I don't give a crocodile's ass