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# 961

Yes yes, thank you thank you, very ok very ok

Yes yes, thank you thank you, very ok very ok

Dhoom

Uday Chopra

Comedy
33
# 962

Main apna atmasaman girake ... yeh samaan nahi uthaonga

I will not drop my dignity ... to pickup this luggage

Golmaal 3

Arshad Warsi

Comedy
33
# 963

Susu karne ke liye ... khud hi chhadi utaarni padti hai

To pee ... one has to himself drop his pants

Golmaal 3

Kunal Khemu

Comedy•Clothes & Shoes
33
# 964

Aaj ke baad apne aadmiyo se keh do ki hamesha tumhare nazdeek rahe ... kyun ki tumhari nazdeek ki nazar kamzor hai

From today tell your men to always stay near you ... because you have farsightedness

Zanjeer (1973)

Amitabh Bachchan

Comedy
33
# 965

Bhai pyar mein log andhe ho jaate hai ... ch*tiye nahi ho jaate

People become blind in love ... but not a jerk

Sonu Ke Titu Ki Sweety

Kartik Aaryan

Comedy
32
# 966

Kabhi kabhi mere dil mein khayal aata hai ... itni zor se aata hai ki pant mein hi ho jaata hai

Sometimes a thought comes in my mind ... it comes with such a force that I pee in my pants

Tamasha (2015)

Ranbir Kapoor

Clothes & Shoes•Comedy
32
# 967

You are my Mr. Right ... but I need your body tight

You are my Mr. Right ... but I need your body tight

Hero (2015)

Unknown

Comedy
32
# 968

Koi bhi baat tum inhe samjhao ... majaal hai joh samajh aa jaaye ... wohi baat inka ek best friend samjha de toh ek minute mein samajh aa jaati hai

Try to make them understand anything ... they won't understand at all ... and if their best friend explains them the same thing then they understand within one minute

Pyaar Ka Punchnama 2

Kartik Aaryan

Comedy•Friendship
32
# 969

Sex ... kaunsa sex? ... pichle baar 2013 mein Bhai Dooj ke time mein hua tha yeh

Sex ... what sex? ... the last time we did it was in 2013 during the Bhai Dooj festival

Tanu Weds Manu Returns

Madhavan

Adult•Festival•Comedy
Play Video
32
# 970

I am a bad boy ... thoda sa ziddi, thoda sa awara, thoda sa pagal, thoda sa nakara ... yani total milake I am a bad boy

I am a bad boy ... a little stubborn, a little tramp, a little crazy, a little useless ... which means that totally I am a bad boy

Yuvvraaj

Salman Khan

Comedy
32
# 971

Earth ki toh lul hi baji hui hai

Earth has become very disappointing

PK

Aamir Khan

World & Universe•Comedy
32
# 972

Jab insaan nasha karko haivaan ban jaata ... toh haivaan nasha karko shaitaan hi banega na

When a human gets intoxicated he becomes a monster ... hence when a monster gets intoxicated he will obviously become a devil

Dushman Duniya Ka

Shahrukh Khan

Comedy•Horror
32
# 973

Hing ki baas aur prem ka vaas ... chupaye nahi chupta

The smell of Asafetida and the desire in love ... cannot be hidden

Bhool Bhulaiyaa

Unknown

Food & Drinks•Comedy
32
# 974

(Tum ladki mein sabse pehle kya dekhte ho) - Woh toh depend karta hai na, ki ladki aa rahi hai ... ki jaa rahi hai

(What do you look in a girl first) - That depends if the girl is coming ... or going

Kyaa Super Kool Hain Hum

Ritesh Deshmukh

Adult•Women•Comedy
32
# 975

Hamesha saath saath since our teens ... always wear purani jeans

We've always been together since our teens ... always wear old jeans

Purani Jeans

Unknown

Clothes & Shoes•Friendship•Comedy
Play Video
32
# 976

Main lifetime guarantee deti hoon

I'll give you a lifetime guarantee

Hasee Toh Phasee

Parineeti Chopra

Comedy
32
# 977

Ek ulte haath ki padegi na ... tere plastic surgeon ko bhi surgery ki zaroorat padegi

I will give you one tight slap ... and even your plastic surgeon will need surgery

Desi Boyz

Deepika Padukone

Rowdyism•Comedy
Play Video
32
# 978

Mithai ki dukaan mein mirchi hai ... aai shapat kai tari gochi hai

There is spice in a sweet shop ... I swear on my mom, something is strange

Housefull 2

Johnny Lever

Shayari•Food & Drinks•Comedy
32
# 979

Oye faulad ki aulad

Hey you son of steel

Rowdy Rathore

Akshay Kumar

Rowdyism•Comedy
Play Video
32
# 980

Meri toh har raat suhaag raat hoti hai

Every night of mine is a nuptial night

No Entry

Bipasha Basu

Adult•Comedy
32
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