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# 821

Aaj Sunday hai, toh daru peene ka din hai

Today is Sunday, so it is a day to drink alcohol

Chaalbaaz

Rajinikanth

Food & Drinks•Comedy
44
# 822

Mai marr bhi jaoonga lekin yeh gullu gullu nahi karoonga Mala ke saath

I will die, but I will not do this gullu gullu with Mala

Action Replayy

Akshay Kumar

Comedy
44
# 823

Ek baar kaam karna shuru kardoon ... no income, no tax ... (kya) no income tax

Once I start working ... then there is no income, no tax ... (what) no income tax

Ready

Salman Khan

Comedy•Business
Play Video
44
# 824

Tu mera pati ... main teri patni ... bhar de meri maang ... nahi toh cheer doongi teri taang

You're my husband ... I'm your wife ... fill my hair parting with vermilion ... or else I'll tear apart your legs

Housefull 4

Johnny Lever

Husband & Wife•Comedy
Play Video
43
# 825

Tu toh sarkari naukri ki tarah ho gaya hai ... badi mushkil se milta hai ... woh bhi kismat waalon ko

You have become like a government job ... you've become hard to be found ... and only lucky people find you

Jazbaa

Irrfan Khan

Job & Career•Government•Comedy
43
# 826

Har aadmi ka fundamental right hai hugte hue sochna

It's the fundamental right of every man to think while he is doing potty

Pyaar Ka Punchnama 2

Kartik Aaryan

Men•Comedy
43
# 827

Hum hum hai ... baki sab pani kam hai

I am great ... and everyone else is nothing

Style

Sharman Joshi

Rowdyism•Comedy
43
# 828

Woh tujhe mil jayegi ... tere dil ki kali khil jayegi

You will get her ... and the flower in your heart will blossom

Trimurti

Mohan Agashe

Romance•Flowers & Trees•Comedy
43
# 829

Edison bhai ki roshni hum par padhti rahe

May the light of Mr. Edison continue to fall on us

Taare Zameen Par

Aamir Khan

Comedy
43
# 830

Abhe main un mein se hoon ... joh machli ko doobo ke maar sakta hoon

I am one of those people ... who can kill a fish by drowning it

Ready

Salman Khan

Comedy
43
# 831

Teda kaam ab mujhse hoga nahi ... tede ke alava mujhe kuch aata nahi

Now I won't be able to do the wrong things ... and I don't know anything other than the wrong things

Ladies vs Ricky Bahl

Ranveer Singh

Comedy
43
# 832

Ek baar mann ko saaf kar lo ... bar bar snaan nahi karna padega

For once clean your heart ... you won't have to take a bath everytime

Ganga Ki Saugand

Pran

Comedy
Play Video
43
# 833

Haraam ka maal kamane ke baad aadmi sirf do hi jagah pe milta hai ... daru ke canistar mein yah rundi ke bistar mein

After earning unlawful money a man can only be found in two places ... in the alcohol drums or in the bed of a prostitute

Footpath

Rahul Dev

Adult•Money•Comedy
43
# 834

Ek tu Sardar, ek main Sardar ... baki sab bekaar

You are a Sikh, and I am a Sikh ... everyone else is useless

Son Of Sardaar

Unknown

Comedy
43
# 835

Logon ke toh kapde istri kiye hue hote hai ... tumhara toh chehra hi istri kiya hua hai

Usually peoples clothes are ironed ... but your face itself is ironed

Commando (2013)

Pooja Chopra

Comedy•Clothes & Shoes
43
# 836

Yeh kaun hai yaar ... chalu episode mein commercial break ki tarah beech mein aa jata hai

Who is this person? ... he is coming in between like a commercial break in a running episode

International Khiladi

Johnny Lever

Comedy
43
# 837

Tujhe paakar meri chaati aur bhi chaudi ho gayi hai ... my chest has become blouse

By obtaining you my chest has widened more ... my chest has become a blouse

Bol Bachchan

Ajay Devgan

Comedy
Play Video
43
# 838

Aapki sharafat ke chakkar mein main kayde mein hoon ... varna ab tak mere khud ke do char Al-Qaiday hote

I've stayed within the rules because of your nobility ... or else I would have had two to four Al-Qaida's of my own by now

Welcome Back

Anil Kapoor

Comedy
Play Video
42
# 839

Ladke ne ladki ko do din hug nahi kiya toh problem ... hug kiya toh cheap ho rahe ho, itna bhi achcha nahi lagta

If a guy didn't hug the girl for two days then that's a problem ... and if he hugged then she says that you're being cheap, it doesn't look good

Pyaar Ka Punchnama

Kartik Aaryan

Women•Men•Comedy
42
# 840

Kripya apni kursi ki peti bandh lijiye

Please fasten your seat belts

Bang Bang

Hrithik Roshan

Action•Comedy
Play Video
42
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