Har ladki ka siyapa hai ki I love surprises ... jab ki asal baat yeh hai ki women hate surprises ... they just love the opportunity to pretend to be surprised

Har aadmi ka fundamental right hai hugte hue sochna

Aaj tak hum log shareef nahi ho paaye ... yeh kya ghanta hoga!

Honth hai ya vacuum cleaner ... zabaan toh vapas dede

Tune Rambo ka naam suna hai? ... Terminator, Salman Bhai? ... in sabko na ek mixi mein daal, teen char baar ghuma ... aur joh glass bharke milkshake banta hai na ... woh hoon main

Kripya apni kursi ki peti bandh lijiye

Pyar kha lenge, pyar pehen lenge ... pyar petrol tank mein bhar kar gaadi chala lenge

Abhe mobile tower bulaya tha ... yeh sim card kahan se aa gaya

Ab yeh slumdog ... millionaire ban gaya!

Hum hum hai ... baki sab pani kam hai

Biwi ki aankhon mein pyar aur mashooka ke haathon mein hathyar ... sirf dikhave ke liye hota hai

Ek fool hi shaadi ko foolproof banane ki sooch sakta hai

Mann ki guarantee, pyar ki guarantee, kaam bhi ki guarantee ... guarantee card ke saath paida hona chahiye tha

Prince charming milne se pehle ... bahut saare mendako ko kiss karna padta hai

Abhe main un mein se hoon ... joh machli ko doobo ke maar sakta hoon

Teda kaam ab mujhse hoga nahi ... tede ke alava mujhe kuch aata nahi

Expiry date aa gayi hai teri

Billi ke nakhoon badh jaane se ... billi sher nahi ban jaati

Love vagehra ka khayali pulav maine taste karke pakakar chod diya hai

Neeche tumhari aunty bahut se uncles ko lekar aayi hai