Aaj Sunday hai, toh daru peene ka din hai

Mai marr bhi jaoonga lekin yeh gullu gullu nahi karoonga Mala ke saath

Ek baar kaam karna shuru kardoon ... no income, no tax ... (kya) no income tax

Tu mera pati ... main teri patni ... bhar de meri maang ... nahi toh cheer doongi teri taang

Tu toh sarkari naukri ki tarah ho gaya hai ... badi mushkil se milta hai ... woh bhi kismat waalon ko

Har aadmi ka fundamental right hai hugte hue sochna

Hum hum hai ... baki sab pani kam hai

Woh tujhe mil jayegi ... tere dil ki kali khil jayegi

Edison bhai ki roshni hum par padhti rahe

Abhe main un mein se hoon ... joh machli ko doobo ke maar sakta hoon

Teda kaam ab mujhse hoga nahi ... tede ke alava mujhe kuch aata nahi

Ek baar mann ko saaf kar lo ... bar bar snaan nahi karna padega

Haraam ka maal kamane ke baad aadmi sirf do hi jagah pe milta hai ... daru ke canistar mein yah rundi ke bistar mein

Ek tu Sardar, ek main Sardar ... baki sab bekaar

Logon ke toh kapde istri kiye hue hote hai ... tumhara toh chehra hi istri kiya hua hai

Yeh kaun hai yaar ... chalu episode mein commercial break ki tarah beech mein aa jata hai

Tujhe paakar meri chaati aur bhi chaudi ho gayi hai ... my chest has become blouse

Aapki sharafat ke chakkar mein main kayde mein hoon ... varna ab tak mere khud ke do char Al-Qaiday hote

Ladke ne ladki ko do din hug nahi kiya toh problem ... hug kiya toh cheap ho rahe ho, itna bhi achcha nahi lagta

Kripya apni kursi ki peti bandh lijiye