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# 821

Aaj Sunday hai, toh daru peene ka din hai


Today is Sunday, so it is a day to drink alcohol

# 822

Mai marr bhi jaoonga lekin yeh gullu gullu nahi karoonga Mala ke saath


I will die, but I will not do this gullu gullu with Mala

# 823

Ek baar kaam karna shuru kardoon ... no income, no tax ... (kya) no income tax


Once I start working ... then there is no income, no tax ... (what) no income tax

# 824

Tu mera pati ... main teri patni ... bhar de meri maang ... nahi toh cheer doongi teri taang


You're my husband ... I'm your wife ... fill my hair parting with vermilion ... or else I'll tear apart your legs

# 825

Tu toh sarkari naukri ki tarah ho gaya hai ... badi mushkil se milta hai ... woh bhi kismat waalon ko


You have become like a government job ... you've become hard to be found ... and only lucky people find you

# 826

Har aadmi ka fundamental right hai hugte hue sochna


It's the fundamental right of every man to think while he is doing potty

# 827

Hum hum hai ... baki sab pani kam hai


I am great ... and everyone else is nothing

# 828

Woh tujhe mil jayegi ... tere dil ki kali khil jayegi


You will get her ... and the flower in your heart will blossom

# 829

Edison bhai ki roshni hum par padhti rahe


May the light of Mr. Edison continue to fall on us

# 830

Abhe main un mein se hoon ... joh machli ko doobo ke maar sakta hoon


I am one of those people ... who can kill a fish by drowning it

# 831

Teda kaam ab mujhse hoga nahi ... tede ke alava mujhe kuch aata nahi


Now I won't be able to do the wrong things ... and I don't know anything other than the wrong things

# 832

Ek baar mann ko saaf kar lo ... bar bar snaan nahi karna padega


For once clean your heart ... you won't have to take a bath everytime

# 833

Haraam ka maal kamane ke baad aadmi sirf do hi jagah pe milta hai ... daru ke canistar mein yah rundi ke bistar mein


After earning unlawful money a man can only be found in two places ... in the alcohol drums or in the bed of a prostitute

# 834

Ek tu Sardar, ek main Sardar ... baki sab bekaar


You are a Sikh, and I am a Sikh ... everyone else is useless

# 835

Logon ke toh kapde istri kiye hue hote hai ... tumhara toh chehra hi istri kiya hua hai


Usually peoples clothes are ironed ... but your face itself is ironed

# 836

Yeh kaun hai yaar ... chalu episode mein commercial break ki tarah beech mein aa jata hai


Who is this person? ... he is coming in between like a commercial break in a running episode

# 837

Tujhe paakar meri chaati aur bhi chaudi ho gayi hai ... my chest has become blouse


By obtaining you my chest has widened more ... my chest has become a blouse

# 838

Aapki sharafat ke chakkar mein main kayde mein hoon ... varna ab tak mere khud ke do char Al-Qaiday hote


I've stayed within the rules because of your nobility ... or else I would have had two to four Al-Qaida's of my own by now

# 839

Ladke ne ladki ko do din hug nahi kiya toh problem ... hug kiya toh cheap ho rahe ho, itna bhi achcha nahi lagta


If a guy didn't hug the girl for two days then that's a problem ... and if he hugged then she says that you're being cheap, it doesn't look good

# 840

Kripya apni kursi ki peti bandh lijiye


Please fasten your seat belts

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