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# 821
Girlfriend pehle pehle malai jaisi lagti hai ... phir dheere dheere cholesterol jaisa feel deti hai ... and finally seedhe heart attack
Initially the girlfriend looks like cream ... then slowly slowly gives the feel like cholesterol ... and finally direct heart attack

The Dirty Picture

Tusshar Kapoor

Comedy•Women•Food & Drinks
44
# 822
Khana khao, taqat aayega ... bahar jaake beizzati mat karana
Eat food, you will get strength ... don't humiliate us outside

Gangs Of Wasseypur

Richa Chadda

Adult•Food & Drinks•Comedy
44
# 823
Aaj Sunday hai, toh daru peene ka din hai
Today is Sunday, so it is a day to drink alcohol

Chaalbaaz

Rajinikanth

Food & Drinks•Comedy
44
# 824
Mai marr bhi jaoonga lekin yeh gullu gullu nahi karoonga Mala ke saath
I will die, but I will not do this gullu gullu with Mala

Action Replayy

Akshay Kumar

Comedy
44
# 825
Ek baar kaam karna shuru kardoon ... no income, no tax ... (kya) no income tax
Once I start working ... then there is no income, no tax ... (what) no income tax

Ready

Salman Khan

Comedy•Business
Play Video
44
# 826
Tu mera pati ... main teri patni ... bhar de meri maang ... nahi toh cheer doongi teri taang
You're my husband ... I'm your wife ... fill my hair parting with vermilion ... or else I'll tear apart your legs

Housefull 4

Johnny Lever

Husband & Wife•Comedy
Play Video
43
# 827
Har aadmi ka fundamental right hai hugte hue sochna
It's the fundamental right of every man to think while he is doing potty

Pyaar Ka Punchnama 2

Kartik Aaryan

Men•Comedy
43
# 828
Hum hum hai ... baki sab pani kam hai
I am great ... and everyone else is nothing

Style

Sharman Joshi

Rowdyism•Comedy
43
# 829
Woh tujhe mil jayegi ... tere dil ki kali khil jayegi
You will get her ... and the flower in your heart will blossom

Trimurti

Mohan Agashe

Romance•Flowers & Trees•Comedy
43
# 830
Humse ladne ki himmat toh jutta loge ... par kaminapan kahan se laoge?
You will accumulate the courage to fight against me ... but from where will you get the sneakiness?

China Gate

Mukesh Tiwari

Courage•Action•Comedy
Play Video
43
# 831
Abhe main un mein se hoon ... joh machli ko doobo ke maar sakta hoon
I am one of those people ... who can kill a fish by drowning it

Ready

Salman Khan

Comedy
43
# 832
Teda kaam ab mujhse hoga nahi ... tede ke alava mujhe kuch aata nahi
Now I won't be able to do the wrong things ... and I don't know anything other than the wrong things

Ladies vs Ricky Bahl

Ranveer Singh

Comedy
43
# 833
Ek baar mann ko saaf kar lo ... bar bar snaan nahi karna padega
For once clean your heart ... you won't have to take a bath everytime

Ganga Ki Saugand

Pran

Comedy
Play Video
43
# 834
Haraam ka maal kamane ke baad aadmi sirf do hi jagah pe milta hai ... daru ke canistar mein yah rundi ke bistar mein
After earning unlawful money a man can only be found in two places ... in the alcohol drums or in the bed of a prostitute

Footpath

Rahul Dev

Adult•Money•Comedy
43
# 835
Ek tu Sardar, ek main Sardar ... baki sab bekaar
You are a Sikh, and I am a Sikh ... everyone else is useless

Son Of Sardaar

Unknown

Comedy
43
# 836
Logon ke toh kapde istri kiye hue hote hai ... tumhara toh chehra hi istri kiya hua hai
Usually peoples clothes are ironed ... but your face itself is ironed

Commando (2013)

Pooja Chopra

Comedy•Clothes & Shoes
43
# 837
Yeh kaun hai yaar ... chalu episode mein commercial break ki tarah beech mein aa jata hai
Who is this person? ... he is coming in between like a commercial break in a running episode

International Khiladi

Johnny Lever

Comedy
43
# 838
Tujhe paakar meri chaati aur bhi chaudi ho gayi hai ... my chest has become blouse
By obtaining you my chest has widened more ... my chest has become a blouse

Bol Bachchan

Ajay Devgan

Comedy
Play Video
43
# 839
Aapki sharafat ke chakkar mein main kayde mein hoon ... varna ab tak mere khud ke do char Al-Qaiday hote
I've stayed within the rules because of your nobility ... or else I would have had two to four Al-Qaida's of my own by now

Welcome Back

Anil Kapoor

Comedy
Play Video
42
# 840
Ladke ne ladki ko do din hug nahi kiya toh problem ... hug kiya toh cheap ho rahe ho, itna bhi achcha nahi lagta
If a guy didn't hug the girl for two days then that's a problem ... and if he hugged then she says that you're being cheap, it doesn't look good

Pyaar Ka Punchnama

Kartik Aaryan

Women•Men•Comedy
42
Songs - Comedy
Tu Mere Agal Bagal Hai
Tu Mere Agal Bagal Hai
Phata Poster Nikhla Hero
 Chahe Koi Khush Ho
Chahe Koi Khush Ho
Taxi Driver
 Kya Kare Kya Na Kare
Kya Kare Kya Na Kare
Rangeela
 Aunty No. 1
Aunty No. 1
Aunty No. 1
 Jungle Mein Mor Nacha
Jungle Mein Mor Nacha
Madhumati
 Samjho Ho Hi Gaya
Samjho Ho Hi Gaya
Lage Raho Munna Bhai
 Do Mastane
Do Mastane
Andaz Apna Apna
 Ai Ai Ya Suku Suku
Ai Ai Ya Suku Suku
Junglee
 Bhootni Ke
Bhootni Ke
Singh Is Kinng
 Pappi Le Loon
Pappi Le Loon
Veere Di Wedding

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