Tees din hai tumhare paas ... ek-a-tees ve din mein agar tum is shehar ki hadh mein bhi nazar aaye ... toh duniya ki hadh se bahar nikaal kar phenk doonga

By God, dil garden garden ho gaya!

Yeh kaun hai yaar ... chalu episode mein commercial break ki tarah beech mein aa jata hai

Bachpan se aaj tak maine kabhi Holi nahi kheli ... magar ab kheloonga khoon ki Holi

Main bure kaam zaroor karta hoon ... lekin waise nahin ki insaaniyat ko mujhpe sharm aa jaye

Jis rishte ki buniyaad jhoot hai, fareb hai ... usse ret par bane mahal ki tarah dasna hi hoga

Maut ka khauf zinda logon ko ho sakta hai ... laashon ko nahi

Mohabbat aisa cancer hai joh ... achche khase aadmi ko tadpa tadpa kar maar dalta hai

Mahabharat ho yah Ramayan ... har jung ki buniyaad mein aurat hai

Yeh ball ko hole mein dalta hai ... main life ko hole mein dalta hoon

Sirf pyar hamesha rehta hai ... dard nahi

Cancer ke mareez ka ilaaj ho sakta hai magar ... mohabbat ke maare ka nahi

Insaani khaal mein khada yeh shaksh ... insaani ghost ko noch noch kar khane waala woh khatarnak cheetah hai ... jisne duniya har jurm chatkare le lekar kiya hai ... hatya, loot, balatkaar

Agar aapne adam khor sher nahin dekha ... khoon peene wala bhediya nahin dekha ... toh isse dekhiye, isse